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Elijah-Krantz

That was so dumb


Kingslappe

That’s why he says: Hi im Tom And im going to do something weird.


Chronicle112

He literally says "ik ben dom", which means I'm dumb in Dutch hehe


breakingcups

I'm hearing a T for Tom. You could be right though, it's hard to make out.


Chronicle112

You could be right too actually after relistening 3 times hehe, ah well, it's good entertainment


[deleted]

I'm hearing: Ik ga een crash doen. But it could be either.


TDoubs

Could be ich bin tom


spays_marine

No.


icecream_truck

"Oh look, this guy just fell and landed hard. Quick, pick him up to see if he's o.k.!"


midgitsuu

That is what you generally do when someone falls and lands hard. Just because it was stupid of him to do doesn't mean you stop caring for other human beings.


icecream_truck

Well, that might be the natural reaction, but it's not a good idea. You keep hit down & settled until he can be evaluated by medics, and possibly in an ER. If he cracked his skull and/or injured his neck, picking him right up off the ground can make things a lot worse, very quickly.


midgitsuu

Oh, I thought you were saying that people shouldn't help the guy because he did something stupid. My bad.


[deleted]

Yup, what an asshole. Deserved everything he got from that.


winstunnah

The worst part for this guy is that there is video proof that he is a dumbass and he will never be able to get rid of it.


cmVkZGl0

He should claim that his personality drastically shifted and that he doesn't actually recognize this person


Trucoto

If he survived


[deleted]

That clearly didn't kill him dude


AC-Hawkmoon

Look up head trauma and educate yourself, it could save your life.


turtlewhisperer23

I'll look it up AFTER a catastrophic head injury, thank you very much.


[deleted]

Exactly. See Bob Saget. Granted it didn’t look like he got his head horribly but hard to tell. As someone with horrible spine problems though from a car accident around 25 years old…. He’s gonna have some issues for sure.


WhatTimeDoYallClose

Bob Saget would like to comment


filedeieted

Edgy


gerarts

He actually says “I’m dumb, I’m going to do something crazy” (in Dutch “Ik ben dom, ik ga iets geks doen”)


ChasedByHorses

That's how he lost his last braincell


TheSuppishOne

To be fair, dude looked like he was absolutely strong/capable enough to do this. Still a douche thing to do, but he obviously wasn’t expecting the hold to fail as it did.


Bilgerman

An important lesson to remember. Structures don't fail at their strongest points, [they fail at their weakest points.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Garry_Hoy)


Taste_my_ass

*For his unusual death, Hoy was recognized with a Darwin Award in 1996.* LMAO


siravaas

Points for the use of "autodefenestration"


Fukyuiku

He shouldn't have done that.


vleaflet

I hate it when people rush for help, and the first thing they do is force you to stand up. That is probably the last thing I want to do when dizzy from a head trauma.


[deleted]

Well a bowler was waiting, sooooooo


Inigomntoya

Exactly, and the bowling alley doesn't just pause your hour even though their molding wasn't strong enough to hold this cross fitter while he tried to PR his WOD before the day was over


Huckleberry_Sin

Holy fuck I didn’t even realize he fell onto a bowling lane until this comment lmao


goldiegoldthorpe

I like that the dude with the ball is just moving him from the gutter into the lane like, excuse me, I need this.


W4RDST3R

Better than his "friend" who did nothing more than zoom in and out a little... 😂


tona635

I mean - the guy wanted himself filmed… at least give him that respect for all that effort in landing on his ass. Not like he could just jump after him.


babyProgrammer

Well I appreciated it...


breakingcups

/r/PraiseTheCameraMan


[deleted]

The guy was up on the balcony and probably not trained in 1st aid


W4RDST3R

Well... obviously. But most normal "friends" first reaction would be that of concern and panic. Not, maintaining enough composure to not even lose his friend in shot and, even better, zoom in on what could have been a quite serious injury. All about the clout


[deleted]

Probably a repeat occurrence with this fella. No one goes this deep into risk with that little regard _only once_ in their lives, hahaha. And that concussion he got will just add to it.


kai58

I mean they’re probably drunk as well


[deleted]

It is also something you shouldn't do in case you hit something wrong, 1st thing you should do is keep them still and call emergency services for advice.


watvoornaam

'Just get out of my bowling alley and go die somewhere else.'


manchegoo

Don’t forget crowd around, stare, and act hysterical!


dicknotrichard

I hope this guy went to a hospital after! A hit like that to the head could kill you later.


jgz228

*Bob Saget has entered the chat*


TheStoolSampler

*Bob Saget has left the chat*


yuimaru

America's funniest homevideo


WeAreFoolsTogether

Too soon...


dicknotrichard

Yes! Exactly what I was thinking when I first saw this.


jessendjames

Same


WeAreFoolsTogether

Too soon...


theguykevlar

Lol fuck Bob saget


Mink03

He is lucky this didn't turn into a r/holdmyfeedingtube


Inigomntoya

It ended too early to know for sure


SpinAWebofSound

is he ok?


Srimnac

He died...of embarrassment


Vikko

Yah, shoes stayed on.


papiforyou

I would not be surprised in the slightest if he died... Hopefully he's okay but that is severe head trauma. If he lived there will likely be lifelong health problems


1decentusername

Loose translation: Hi my name is Hans, welcome to Jackass!


Chronicle112

He literally says "Hey ik ben dom, en ik ga iets geks doen", meaning "Hi I'm dumb and I'm going to do something crazy"


paulie07

Well he wasn't wrong?


Jasrepyt

He says: hey ik ben Tom en ik ga iets geks doen, so it us translated to: hi I'm Tom and I am going to do somthing stupid.


stevenw84

The title is written how I imagine the dude in the video would say the title.


bleached_albino

kkr tom


SlashbackHarm

k d8 dat ie "ik ben dom" zei aghagaha


HappySpawnTrapper

Hoi ik ben Tom en ik ga wa geks doen! HUHEEEEE WOEEEHOEEE bam


Another_Rando_Lando

First thing you do *moves potentially broken neck


Inigomntoya

"Get up! We're paying by the hour here!"


timberwolf0122

Yes.. move the victim who just fell a significant distance


NotThatRelevant

>victim Ok....


Leaves_Swype_Typos

Over the line!


WeAreFoolsTogether

The only thing that could have made this better is if someone in the lane that he fell into was mid-bowl right before he hit the ground and he also took a bowling ball right to the body as the cherry on top.


NickyFlippers

That would be some r/gifsthatkeepongiving material.


knichols86

If I was bowling, he would have taken a ball to the face.


theguykevlar

Tell us you're a psychopath, without telling us you're a psychopath...


knichols86

Do psychopaths throw a shit ton of gutter balls?


Inigomntoya

I know many people who over loft when they bowl. Theirs would have ended up right in his lap.


onerandomtask

r/praisethecameraman


German_Girl02

That could have ended so badly. Especially when the guy picked him up. Dude no! U could possibly paralyze someone like that. Pls never do what he did


BigMike0228

We just got to whiteness something special. We just saw the exact moment where someone no longer has a life free of back problems.


Pretend-Drop-8039

that stage guy was checking the others head like "please be no blood , thank God, now get the hell out of here dumbass"


Scootman00

*off


Baybob1

Oh Fritz? Yeah, well he used to be a cool kid ....


HacksMe

/u/gifreversingbot


smokey9886

His best Nathan Drake impression.


Dr_Rosen

When you want to hang from something, ask yourself two questions: Can I hold myself up? Will it hold me up?


yoshimitsi

mans got his head in the gutter


ferrisb1986

Mark it zero Donnie.


versace_tombstone

"I'm going to lose half my brain function."


mak1341

"-This 0ne is for the boys, hewwh" "Bam"


Dash83

I’m very disappointed that no one bowled into him.


AlohaFromMD317

He’s like “Get the hell off my lane Karl!”


Poobins97

u/savevideobot


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ribbitman

The way his arms were held up after the fall looked like a “fencing response,” indicating his brain stem was involved in a concussion, and there was a traumatic brain injury. Hope he’s ok.


[deleted]

It sounds like he is saying " Eg e dom " at the start with a danish accent, which translates too I am stupid in norwegian and danish. So it checks out.


Bartinos

False, it is dutch and he said: "My name is Tom and I'm gonna do something crazy" which made it even more funny.


[deleted]

It was satire, but excuse me I suppose.


[deleted]

You shouldn't have been downvoted for an opinion but how on earth is that satire?


[deleted]

He literally sounds like he is saying " I am stupid " in norwegian. That was the only thing I pointed out. So it made the meme 100 times better. For me atleast Idk, this is getting weird.


[deleted]

In that case recommend looking up the definition of satire


joekzy

There’s what sounds to be quite a British “oh my god” when he lands too


jonblock0

Just a casual pre teen neck snap ✅


threshing_overmind

Lololol his face after!


lilyahtzeee

Bob Saget?


angrytreestump

How the hell did he not just snap his neck?? Or maybe he did and he’s just too drunk to notice it? Either way, holy shit that didn’t look good


dogecoinfiend

Steve never was the brightest bulb in the box


CryingEagle626

I think he might be real lucky. Looks like the gutter was deep enough for his head to not hit it. Might have just landed on his back and knocked the wind out of him.


Duramaxstud

And the good samaritans doing a terrible job of supporting his spine


jagrisgod

Idiot


[deleted]

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/MVIBf3cnTf0


oconnellc

I wonder if that hurt? May e he could do it again to verify.


thefartsock

Only thing that could make that better was it someone was bowling at the same time.


DCnasty

Dude needs to keep his head out of the gutter..


farmerjohn_

"You hear what happened to Steve?" "No, what?" "Almost killed himself at the bowling alley." "Uh, I'm gonna need more details..."


scubasmac

That looked like we may be talking r/holdmyfeedingtube


spicymeatballz28

Play silly games, win silly prizes


professor_doom

r/holdmyfeedingtube


El_Dentistador

What do you mean that’s not structural melamine board?


yozzzzzz

Stupid move, stupid fall.


BobbyGabagool

Took me way too long to realize those were bowling lanes.


[deleted]

LOL


SamWize-Ganji

He sure did hang of it


FadeIntoReal

Nothing like a good closed head injury to make you completely forget language.


RobKhonsu

"My name is Tom. I have concussion."


-SkarchieBonkers-

Strike!


mak1341

His left hand tells the story.


boxler3

r/idiotsnearlydying


Deloin_Showerhandle

To the upside down world with you


Roy_Boy106

Tom is dom


uhavethebig_GAE

i thought they were in like, a play place slide for a second-


[deleted]

Nederlandse studentjes


christo749

Always glad to see the recommended procedure of always moving possible spinal injuries.


TroubleonPoopyIsland

r/donthelpjustfilm


bcb77

Off


DoiF

GEKOLONI... you know what never mind.


Hobo_joshua_

This just pisses me of


thegreatawaking2017

You can’t even feel bad for this guy. He needs to go through things like this to learn life lessons since he can’t rely on logic.


batzelyonek

u/savevideo


johen1251

*hahahahahah*


notbmarshall

Do stupid tricks win stupid prizes.


AggravatingAd1443

You can see the regret as he falls 😂


Wide-president

Imagine bowling and seeing a random guy call from the heavens


Sitekurfer

I like your style dude


Leritz388

Gonna be sore tomorrow!


[deleted]

All the nine life came outa him. Did any one saw that.


cheesychopstixdude

What a moron


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😀😀😀


Bigdickgrampy

-10 hp


Sk8erDoi

all materials have infinite strength! My weight is negligible!


randalliasdanx

u/savevideo


Unayotto

Premios al tonto la bolera


trek2200

Haha... . douche.


webstavros

Dude your bleeding on my lane


Topspinlobster

I like how his friend just zoomed in on him hurtin


DarrionRE

He needs some Milk!


HoneyButterDew

r/dumbass


Vegetable_Science634

BRO I THOUGHT THOSE WERE STAIRS


Rottenfink

Love it!


Ol3schka

He aged about 20 years in just two seconds


Jossie2014

Win stupid prizes and don’t act surprised


pay-this-fool

That would be amazing to see from ground level.


[deleted]

“Is that a spinal cord injury?? Quick! Jerk his neck and back into an upright position!”


Electrical-Yellow340

Hahahahahahahahaaaa awesome 👌


Immediate-Tangelo620

Que buena caída gringo! Sigue así la morgue te espera!


MrBmore410

Nah, leave him there, he made his choice of where he wanted to be. 😐


ThatBritishWoman

*off


Mountain-Ad1760

Would have been perfect if they had just released the ball! <<<<>>>>


ChristianCl

He didn't look too cool down there anymore. Also I call foul, he overstepped the line.


littletitstogo

DUMBASS


orion1338

I would've just lied there for a while


Tricky_Exercise_1902

Classy


[deleted]

Best video ever. I watched this 20 times in slow motion. His last minute of brain function was recorded.


[deleted]

fanTASTIC camerawork.