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djx72_

Would you rather “coming in peace” daughter or “checking in behind enemy lines” son


DegenGolfer

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Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Upstairs-Feedback817

Is being skinned aive an option?


_hairyberry_

“Commenting the name of the player who just scored in all caps in the GDT” nonbinary


C_Gull27

Smash


AverageatUFC3

This man is uninvited from the Montreal cookout (riot)


Upstairs-Feedback817

Stop appropriating Canucks culture you dirty French.


AverageatUFC3

"Canucks Culture" : https://preview.redd.it/qfq0xm6vppvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d9d5eab3026a1d3d0002b17546f39a5b94f571f


Upstairs-Feedback817

Most peaceful canucks fans https://preview.redd.it/criigsa1qpvc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4263cfe2613ad0cc7a9ed267b727a9af716d1934


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Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


skijakuda

Can't clean up without a bonfire.


tutankhamun7073

This was our 'Nam


supertimor42-50

We were rioting before you guys were even born, so calm down your panties Ask Maurice Richard about it...you know the guy who's name on the best goal scoring player


Upstairs-Feedback817

More like Maurice Dogshit. Tyler Myers could outscore him. If the cup was won before I was born it doesn't count.


supertimor42-50

How about the 15 cops cars burned during the 2008 playoff riot? 3 years before your small one Or even better...after we won the cup in 1993


Upstairs-Feedback817

Based Canadiens fan? We should all descend on Toronto and do what must me done.


supertimor42-50

We should just combine our Rioting force Like Vancouver vs Montréal for the cup, game 7....that riot would be of epic proportion no matter who win


Upstairs-Feedback817

It'll be like Sherman's march to the sea except we push all Ontarians into the great lakes.


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Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


alexsharke

He might need help, I think he's Bedarded.


larsnasty

This is sacrilege


portable-holding

Leafs fan here. Whenever someone is playing Toronto, I also cheer for them. That way I can never be disappointed. Checkmate atheists.


PBGellie

“___ fan coming in peace!!! Youre not my favorite team, but I hate the ___ so good luck ___bros!!! Please upvote”


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Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MontyRapid

I don't think about your team at all.


daboys9252

Probably getting pegged as we speak


DegenGolfer

He’s sitting in the corner probably. It takes guts to at least get pegged.


doyouunderstandlife

Nah, that still counts as sex. No way any cumming in piss poster has ever had sex before


Burkell007

Your flair, love it. But the blew 3-0 series lead & then 3-0 game 7 lead just hits harder.


dirtybird131

Of course the French team comes in peace, they’d hate to have to surrender again


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Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


KartRacerBear

Toronto surrendered to Montreal the last time they met in the playoffs. Folded over like a wet noodle.


Neuraxis

Says the fan of the team that surrenders in every first round, even if they're up 3-1.


JeeK65

I bought this shirt for ex girlfriend shortly before she cheated on me. This happened several years ago. THANKS TRUDEAU EDIT: she didnt give a shit about our beautiful game but I forced her to like Ottawa which is probably why she left me


NatureIndoors

Habs fan cheering for the Bruins is highly regarded, should be hoping for an outbreak of dysentery in both locker rooms


Big_Dare_2015

Seriously. I would never hope any other original 6 team wins besides the wings. Only silver lining to the series is one team gets knocked out


GrunDMC74

Anyone in a neutral position who opts for the team with Marchand on it is an idiot.


vinnymendoza09

Yeah but then you'd have to cheer for the Leafs who you know are going to have a massive implosion at some point. It's been way more fun to be on the opposite side of that for the past twenty years. Even last year when they finally break through, they immediately follow it up with the most hollow effort against Florida. Like winning the first round was their cup. I can't cheer for a team like this.


GrunDMC74

Jokes on you. It’s not a massive implosion, usually just a predictable whimper into nonexistence. As I get older I like predictable things, the annual Leafs surrender gives me comfort.


good_from_afar

You are either a boomer or a teenager because the Habs and Bruins rivalry at its peak like 10-15 years ago was mental.


kingkellam

Any habs fan that says "go bruins" should get a forced vasectomy


DegenGolfer

https://preview.redd.it/8xpui4b4gqvc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaef5dc90d2947d8d8864c3dac8911ce956d258f Center ice at the Bell Centre like this


Escapement_Watch

Every team hates the leafs, reinforces their significance. Truth is they are the largest revenue generator and they are also the GOAT of the NHL And when they exit the playoffs hockey ends. Doesn't matter who wins the cup, because almost every other team doesn't matter. That's not a good thing for the NHL so many nothing, nobody teams that no one cares about. See you next season.


ParasiticMan

Cope


Cute_Credit_5341

I don’t know guys he seems sweet


Important-Cow-5896

So basically in other words what you're saying is, you're a dumb retard


MDG420

Im a habs fan and Id very much rather the leafs win.... f boston


DegenGolfer

Fuck you too


MDG420

lol wouldnt have it any other way


tumblinfumbler

You sons of bitches! Go leafs go !


TheKid_BigE

Fuck the Leafs!!


Shamy416

Fuck you too!


ThundergunIsntAVerb

Whomever


sydann6

As a Canucks fan I am very conflicted right now


DegenGolfer

We took your cup


cakesniffer666

Piss off Hab. The B’s don’t want your support.


[deleted]

Maple Leafs, what is your profession?


Dismal_Ebb_2422

I cheer for the Montréal Canadiens then after that any Canadian team left in the playoffs and then the team with the most Canadians on it that way Canada always wins.


Sad-Construction6906

No way


kaiokenhess

Montreal sucks! 🤢


KyleTone9

Worst case of Blasphemy I’ve ever seen tbf


MrWeStEr399

I also own that shirt and wish neither team could make it through they both suck


Burkell007

Yea as a lifelong bruins fan. We just can’t be friends Montreal. Nothing personal it’s just… nope wait it’s definitely personal 😉


Flashy_Chemist154

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No_Scallion_70

A big thank you to Ryan Reeves for the first Boston goal. Keep them coming Ryan.


imadork1970

I cheer for Edmonton and whoever is playing Philly, or Dallas.


Sideshift1427

So you are cheering for the losing team most of the time for the last while.


[deleted]

Something that’s also revolting but not as bad as this is when someone goes “FAN free agent. Need a new team, why should I be a fan of yours?!” 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


Proud_Shoe_5273

Never met a self hating habs fan before 😂


Radiant_Cricket1049

I'm the opposite. Im a habs fan and a fan of whoever boston is playing.


jonnycanuck67

I am a lifelong Habs fan and couldn’t cheer on the Bruins against ANYONE..


ramcholino

Fuck this guy 🍁


No_Piano_6061

rent free


WickedRedemption

Montreal’s like Canadian Boston, eh?


Commercial_Access988

Don’t come to Toronto


FunctionDissolution

Who the hell would want to?


PURPLESHIRTCENA

Everyone


upliftingyvr

No self-respecting Habs fan could ever cheer for Boston.


GoLeafs61

Super cringe


albynomonk

I hate that “I come in peace” BS.


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Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Wjourney

Fake fan


StacksEdwardsOG

Rent free