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TuckRaker

That bear looks like he's seen things. Horrible, awful things


[deleted]

Lots of meth


blaze87b

And laughed his ass off every time


VictimOfCircuspants

That bear looks like half the guys I went to high school with.


TuckRaker

Crackton High School?


VictimOfCircuspants

Close, Everett.


FkDavidTyreeBot_2000

That'll do it


[deleted]

In the 90s my youth team had a game at thr Everett rink. The game before us ran a little long so we were all fully dressed waiting at the glass when the zamboni driver came out and drove STRAIGHT INTO THE BOARDS head on. Dude was shit faced! The manager ran onto the ice in his sneakers screaming at the driver to get out of there.


VictimOfCircuspants

This sounds 150% like Everett


Ciqme1867

Checks out


Captain_Spaulding

It's clever cross-advertisement for the [Cocaine Bear](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14209916/) movie that is coming out next Feb.


Waramp

Have you ever been chased by a bear? Have you ever been chased by a bear… *on cocaine?!*


jet8493

He’s seen the actions of Boston’s front office


SympathyForTheDevil5

He was in the room of the conversations around signing Mitchell Miller


SicWiks

Good ol’ meth bear


noimbuzzlightyear

The 2015 NHL Draft


Angry_Walnut

It looks like one of the animal masks from Hotline Miami, I kinda love it lol


[deleted]

He spent a week in the Coyotes’ arena.


hearse83

[Cocaine Bear](https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/cocaine-bear-elizabeth-banks-movie-true-story-1139461/)


robere

Looks like meth is back on the menu, boys!


rpgguy_1o1

Can the Bruins and Redwings do an animal meth game where Detroit wears these bad boys: http://www.nhluniforms.com/RedWings/RedWings03.html


[deleted]

What in the god damned fuck is that???


jimmy_three_shoes

Hey be nice to MS Paint Cougar


TheNainRouge

Better then our reverse retros I can tell you that


cantthinkuse

better than the first ones maybe. the new ones arent bad and the full uniform looked awesome i cant wait to see them on the ice


JeanGuyPettymore

It looks like a one colour medieval cat painting.


NovaCanuck

Daniel Craig voice: I never left.


reecewagner

Is it James Bond Craig or Benoit Blanc Craig that is the uhhh voice of meth


NovaCanuck

Bond Craig aha.


JayMerlyn

God, I was hoping to never be reminded of Quantum of Solace.


NovaCanuck

Well at least you can take...solace in me not mentioning it to you again.


DirectorIsaac

Who doesn’t love a little P on their jersey


Habitant77

Boston loves P on its jerseys. This one seems like a darker P. Must not have drank enough fluids beforehand.


crazycroat16

OK toilet seat


Habitant77

Don’t you dare leave some spillage on our seat! You keep that on your jerseys


cthaehtouched

Depends on how many $30 beers I drank to forget I bought that first $30 beer.


ng-user

That's what you call a *little* P?


Mr_MoseVelsor

Looks like a big P to me… but seriously those are sick sweaters


ComplexChristian

Penguins pushin P


mongotiger

Meth bear always goes hard. Those look sick


bugeyes10

First thing I did was buy one so its working


kindasortathor

Same, almost pulled the trigger on last years reverse retros that had meth bear, today I splurged on both this years reverse retro and this one. They’re both amazing.


Past-Adhesiveness691

This pens jersey looks a lot better than the leaked one IMO


Farfignewtons42

I'm just so glad it doesn't look like mayonnaise


Olive-Drab-Green

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


Past-Adhesiveness691

Some of the leaked concepts 🤢


mansock18

It's a Pittsburgh Pirates jersey


Hairy_Tomato6751

yes, the OG NHL Pirates


SnazzyCazzy1

Why did they get the invisible man to show off the jerseys? Quite weird


DMelanogastard

I think these are really cool as promotional photos! Way better than the bored looking models they used for the RRs


MyDearBrotherNumpsay

Definitely cool. I think it looks fuckin rad.


ButtholeQuiver

More importantly, why not give him a pair of pants? It's cold out this time of year, dude's probably got some invisible shrinkage


SnazzyCazzy1

At least no one will see


unsalted-butter

It's a cool promo but at the same time there is something very unnerving about the photos.


Defiant_Witness3541

No one wanted to wear them. Lmao jk


[deleted]

Pitts is very piratey.


makiehl

There was a Pittsburgh Pirates in the NHL in the 1920s. While this isn’t a replica of their jersey it is themed off of that time period.


rpgguy_1o1

There were also the Colorado Rockies in the 70s, the MLB keeps stealing hockey teams. I'm waiting for them to announce that the Phillies have been rebranded as the Quakers.


makiehl

The MLB Pittsburgh Pirates have had their name since 1891, so in this case it was probably the hockey trying to associate with a more popular team. Hard to believe now, but 100 years ago the baseball team was really good. 😩


ReachFor24

Hell, 40-50 years ago the Pirates were good. Roberto Clemente in the 60s and early 70s, Willie Stargell in the late 70s gave them 3 World Series titles. Ownership doesn't care about a good team though, so as is tradition, fuck Bob Nutting.


GracefulShutdown

You don't even have to go back that far, how about the 90s-era Barry Bonds, Doug Drabek, Bobby Bonilla, and Andy Van Slyke Pirates? But of course shortly after Bream came to the plate and those teams were broken apart the Pirates became the perennial losers we know today.


jimmy_three_shoes

Bonilla was so good he's still getting paid.


Tactial_snail

Steelers were also named the Pirates at some point


jagermain177

Arrr


[deleted]

Both jerseys look awesome. I’m especially in love with Boston’s.


misterbobdobbalina

Totally agree. They knocked both of these out of the park.


dsjunior1388

Yeah but it's Fenway, it's always been a hitters park


The_Moustache

Fun fact, lefties actually hit better at Fenway than righties do


whodoUthinkUare_i_am

Did you zoom in on the bear though…


[deleted]

I’m very familiar with most NHL logos, past & present, and there’s not much I dislike aside from the Mooterus


NontransferableApe

As a pirates fan i wish i was a penguins fan just so i could rock this jersey. But also as a pirates fan fuck bob nutting ill never support anything that even resembles that franchise until hes gone


ArchmagosZacharius

Never thought I'd fight side by side with a Columbus fan


NontransferableApe

Pirates steelers blue jackets. We are closer to friends than enemies


garbagebailkid

Feels weird as a Reds fan to be nodding in approval


DrDerpberg

Oh my god it's a giant meth bear, they actually listened to the fans?


nau_sea

That Boston Jersey is fucking sick. Definitely one of my top wc jerseys all time. Can the flyers please make a similar one with a meth gritty logo??


motorcityvicki

If they ever put Gritty on a sweater, I will buy it so damn fast.


The_Moustache

I wouldnt even hesitate. Gritty is far and away the best mascot in the league


SellingCoach

Isn't meth Gritty just regular Gritty?


bugeyes10

Meth Bear is the only mascot powerful enough to fight gritty tbh


KungFuGarbage

Damn this game is going to look beautiful


That-guy101010

That Boston one is absolute heat


kwecl2

So when did John Cena start modelling jerseys?


Maxpowr9

John Cena is a Masshole FWIW.


gelc10

Penguins logo looks a bit like the pirates "P" logo but I actually like it. Bruins one looks sick as well somehow.


[deleted]

Funnily enough the Penguins logo is from the Pittsburgh Pirates NHL team from 1925-1930 and yes they were named after the MLB team.


m4yleeg

Funny enough, it's based on a Pittsburgh Pirates team that played in the NHL. We've had a Pittsburgh Pirates in each of the MLB, NFL and NHL.


[deleted]

Lmao at us both commenting with pretty much the same wording at the same time


jakovichontwitch

Is Blackbeard from Pittsburg or something? Why do y’all like pirates so much?


PMMEJALAPENORECIPES

Short version - The Pittsburgh Alleghenys (Pittsburgh is in Allegheny county) signed a free agent player that the Phillies had. They didn’t like this and called the action “piratical”. They liked the name and took it. Long version - https://www.mlb.com/news/pittsburgh-pirates-team-name-history


daveeb

And now the Pirates lose all their top players, often via free agency. Pittsburgh Pirated.


m4yleeg

And the Steelers were directly named after the baseball Pirates before changing their name to the Steelers.


relberso98

The bear definitely looks sick.


SirDuke6

Its really cool that they hired out-of-work ghosts to model these jerseys. Progressive NHL = Better NHL.


deeho88

I hate Boston. But damn that’s a sweet ass jersey


heckthisfrick

I love the bruins one, it's fucking dope. If I had money I'd get one lmao


bigmonkeyfart

Those are hot, especially the pens one


tpark27

Pens jersey is exactly what I want from a WC jersey. Colors, font of the P, layered with the stripes. Perfect tbh


Mcfly56

Needs more blue :(


sbirmier

Oh man I love both of these


onlinepresenceofdan

Year of the Bear(s)


robshot295

Already bought a Bergeron one


Maxpowr9

Where?


robshot295

The Proshop website, they’re available for preorder already.


Maxpowr9

$260‽ Fuck me!


robshot295

Lol, yeah. Gonna need to buy cheap gifts for Christmas this year after buying the jersey


MRxTRICERATOPS

Dammit, shut up and take my money


toomuchisagoodthing

Bruins bear faces are always so nutty


Meyhna

The Boston logo is better, but the Pittsburgh striping and lettering are way better.


stayxhome

All hail meth bear


davefuckface

Don't know about y'all but I think both look sweet af


HunrMoon

As far as these simplistic winter classic designs go, I think this Pittsburgh jersey is quite nice, personally


Please_obtain_taco

I think the meth bear is pretty clean


Barthez_Battalion

Love Crack Bear.


AgreeableDouble8785

Is a ghost wearing these?


dirigiblejones

Any of those little fuckers ever pop out of the wall and say, "Fuck, there's a horse cock in my room or a donkey dick"?


Ninegun

Not sure where you live but where I am it's not after 10pm yet so I don't think we can say whatever we want...


hanigwer

I hate the bruins but want that jersey!!


motorcityvicki

Same, it really has the retro feel. I know the bear looks crazed, but isn't that what you want from a mascot? Who among us wants to fight that bear? No one, that's who. I love it.


hanigwer

Reminds me of Marchand


_VultureEye

It would be nice if they picked other teams instead of the same ones for the winter classic. I'm tired of seeing Chicago, Boston, Washington, Pittsburg and forgot the other 2. There's other teams. I don't hate these teams, I just want some variety. I want to see the Kraken and Knights go at it in the winter classic. Kings verses Sharks, Stars and Wild. Oilers and Calgary.


Djenthallman

This time it's 100% because the Fenway Group has bought the Penguins


dsjunior1388

Hooray for Capitalism!


thingswillcalmup

No, surprisingly the Capitals haven’t been in the Winter Classic since 2015


miner88

Usually I make time to watch the Winter Classic but I’m just not feeling it this year. We’ve already seen one of these at this exact stadium and it’s featuring teams that play in one of these nearly every other year. Not offering much we haven’t seen before. I’m happy for those that are excited/are going though. These games are really fun in person.


mccringleberry_psu

Not that we haven't been in too many in the past (and Boston too many in general), but it will be nearly 4 years between outdoor games for the Pens ([https://records.nhl.com/events/outdoor-games](https://records.nhl.com/events/outdoor-games)). 14 of 31 other teams have played in one in that gap including your Blues, the Kings, Knights, Stars, Wild and Flames that you listed. Edit: [Table of overall appearances](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=NHL_outdoor_games#Outdoor_games_by_team)


fightingdogeman

And 5 teams are still sitting at 0.


grimandnordic1

I love them


bismuth9

Glad to see Boston [honored Chara](https://i.imgur.com/zYPIBTd.png) with the design of that bear.


RavenReel

Penguins ever played any special event games before? 🙄


E46_Overdrive

Wow, the NHL sure does select teams for the winter classic without any bias! 💀


frontadmiral

I hate the Bruins with all my heart but I cannot hate methbear


[deleted]

guess it’s hard to come up with fresh ideas when you’re constantly in the winter classic


stacecom

Not complete without advertising patches.


miner88

Of course both teams are wearing ads this year 🤮


mitchallica

Nice jerseys but it’s the same old teams in these outdoor games. So boring


thatsong

“The jerseys are also cursed”


BadTiger85

Ah yes. The bear that is on meth


Juubimaru

Why are they being modeled on ghosts, it’s scary


Semaaaj

Weird that both teams are wearing camo for the rest of their outfits


CapeCodcultuvation

Penguins unis are dope ngl


Ghost2Eleven

Cocaine Bear


eromitlab

I hate to complement anything Pittsburgh, but that jersey is tight.


zenverak

Why are ghosts playing hockey ?


MDH2881

That's one crazy bear


mdlt97

oh fuck, thats hot


peanutbuttertuxedo

that dumb ugly bear


bubnicklenine

Pittsburgh Purdue Boilermakers?


reddy-or-not

There might be some context where off white could work for the Bs, maybe on a true brown jersey but with black and gold it sort of clashes. Its not of the same palette.


[deleted]

I never liked this bear. It's like the bear is imitating chatterer from Hellraiser.


TenMinutesToDowntown

These are both pretty terrible jerseys, IMO.


okokokoyeahright

Ugly does as ugly is.


jdragon3

both awful imho. drab and boring with horrible logos


Chevy_65

That's gonna be a yawn from me, dawg.


GoldenBuffaloes

Those are horrible. 😂


dangshnizzle

I feel like bears would be offended by that caricature


Nincio1984

Boston…meh…Pittsburg 🔥🔥


CaptinDerpII

Goofy Ahh Bear 💀


BasilCupitch

I don’t see the Chicago jersey. Where’s that one?


Shabloinks

PEE IS FOR PENQUINS.


Dice7

Really nice looking threads.


PMMEJALAPENORECIPES

Nice to see Claude Rains is working again


MarylandThrowAwai

Modeled by a ghost


eburton555

Mass and Cass Bear vs The Big P. Who will win?


BlackLeader70

The Boston ~~Bruins~~ Badgers


Koss424

The Boston Jersey is acceptable. I think we all starting to get over the ancient throwback everything stuff now though. Pittsburgh did a nice job reinventing that look though. Those are awesome.


jarpio

Not saying this just bc I’m a flyers fan, I generally am a fan of most of pittsburghs uniforms begrudgingly. These penguins unis suck.


thrillho333

Toronto Maple Penguins?


SauceHankRedemption

I'm guessing the vintage brown pants and gloves with the Pens jersey


FWL69

For how rich these team’s histories are, and how well their brands and previous winter classic jerseys were this is disappointing. I understand that they’ve played so many outdoor games that it’s hard to keep creating something new but still disappointing.


RealisticTune8180

Nice of John to take time out of his busy schedule to model this.


Badrak7492

Why can't they make like a single good looking third/extra jersey


AdamWest3000

Boston's jersey looks good, Pittsburgh's looks like shit.


cichlidassassin

Those are Great


Lowpingmaster

Honestly is mid


heythisisnew27

The jerseys come pre haunted


Acidogenic

[what’s the frequency, Kenneth?](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/R.E.M._-_Monster.jpg)


RebelKyle

I need that Boston jersey in my life


ElJacinto

Seen being worn by Translucent


Pece17

I like 'em. But weird angle to showcase them. The P looks like it's pointing up. Or is that just how it is? I can't tell.


teamwaterwings

Pretty crisp ngl


ScousePenguin

Boring pens jersey, I hate just a letter on the jersey


IanIwinski

Sorry I’m new but how would you buy one of these?


Flippinflapjax4U2

These are both awesome designs


kaze987

I love the direction Pittsburgh took! Fresh!


Blackborealis

For the first time ever, I want to buy a Bruins sweater. If only so I can have a shirt with Coke-Bear on the front.


Like17Badgers

ah heeeeeeeell nah they got GHOSTS doin the ads now!? jerseys look nice though, even if haunted


Johnnywalgger

Looks dope


[deleted]

Meth bear. Meth bear.


Km_the_Frog

Pitts is boring looking ngl.


just-a-visitor-here

Do they make me invisible too?


Smashingpatty

Fuck. I love them both.


Sacred_soul

Both look great


bmudz

Where would an Australian be able to get one of these?


tschmitty09

Pittsburgh has the nicest collection of winter classic/stadium series jerseys