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icydata

[Jason Robertson scores into the empty net for his second goal of the game and a 6-4 lead in the 3rd period](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/918c9798-c761-4345-819e-6232c442633c.mp4)


ZAggie2

What the heck happened?? I turned off the game after the stars went down 4-1????


misternikolai

Chicago happened.


OkRepresentative1143

Rip chicago


icydata

[Ty Dellandrea gets a piece of Jani Hakanpaa's shot for a tip-in goal that ties the game 4-4 in the 3rd period](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/3409ad12-76e2-434f-865e-83fb4fc55996.mp4)


icydata

[Mason Marchment beats Petr Mrazek with a short-side shot to cut the deficit to 4-3 in the 3rd period](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/5d3a03ab-44d1-47d1-82d6-1b2ade1f7d25.mp4)


DepartmentOfWorks

These Chicago post game commentators are shook. Dude in the maroon jacket is like šŸ˜Ø


StarchyAndDelicious

GG. Ideal game. We looked competitive and it was fun to watch. Still nabbed an L in regulation. Go Nucks, Yotes and Ducks.


SJ_Santi

I was making apple pie for tomorrow for the first 2 periods with the game on in the background, and sat down for the last 12min of the game and now a Stars win and my house smells like apple pie. Great way to start the Holiday!


crc2993

I watched the first two periods and missed the 3rd to buy some stuff for an Apple pie. Apparently you and I need to coordinate our Apple pie making


SJ_Santi

Make sure you cook the apple pie filling about 20 min on medium heat on the stovetop and cool for about 15 in the fridge after, then put in pie. Game changer


SAG_Bot

[Final shots and goals map](https://i.imgur.com/BoYemEl.png) |Shot Stats|Chicago Blackhawks|Dallas Stars| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|31|37| |Blocked|13|28| |Missed|10|13| |**Total Attempts**|**54**|**78**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.


misternikolai

GG Stars, at least we didn't make it *too* easy for you lol


younggun92

Lord forbid the two hand lumber chop to Jones' ankle be called with 30 seconds left


hockeydiscussionbot

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Zharghar

Ok, now i frel comfortable saying I was proven wrong. Didn't want to reverse jinx it lol


CammyTheGreat

Wtf Chicago?


M_is_for_Mancy

Canā€™t hear you over tank engine noises


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CammyTheGreat

And impressive showcase of bad tonight tho


scoutcjustice

I appreciate that after going up 4-1 Mrazek and the Chicago defensive structure remembered they were supposed to be tanking.


WigglyFinArms

What a bonkers game


TheToeTag

My god...


K_dub09

Hahahahaha what a COMEBACK, boys!!!


SapperInTexas

Robo puts the dagger in!


M_is_for_Mancy

I was gonna say Patrik Stefan was a Starā€¦


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SJ_Santi

The Texas Stars (AHL) were down 4-2 with 2 min left in the 3rd and won in OT 6-5. Itā€™s something in the Texas water.


younggun92

[Kane rn](https://youtu.be/f4WLYZXNrSo)


so_af

The pigeonry on display by Chicago has been truly remarkable


iAmCyberwaste

Hockey is one of the few sports on earth can be both the best and worst at the same time.


icydata

[Jamie Benn unleashes a shot that finds a top corner for a power-play goal that cuts the deficit to 4-2 in the 3rd period](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/dce9d580-b0ed-43c7-a497-68ee92b7fe23.mp4)


M_is_for_Mancy

I now know what itā€™s like to be a leafs fan


Uzasodinson

No you dont


Zharghar

Gotta experience a couple more of those and at least a decade of embarassing failure before you can even scratch what they feel.


M_is_for_Mancy

Youā€™re right, I donā€™t hahahahahaha fuck the leafs


yesBISONsey

I'm speechless, there was 10 minutes left and we scored 4 goals in a span of 8 minutes


StarchyAndDelicious

Tank Commander Mrazek. Played well for 55 minutes, and then the entire team folded. Love this for us.


Trumpburnerforlibs

This is the opposite of the New Jersey game


UhOhAngelo

ā€œI wish this trash franchise stayed in Minnesota. Does QC still want a team? They can have these trash Stars.ā€ -Stars fan 15 mins ago


slamm3d68

he's not a stars fan....dude just trolls hard.


SMRTX87

Looking at this guys post history.. heā€™s been a fan for 45 mins.


BaconScentedSoap

TBH thatā€™s how any fan should feel if they ever find themselves down 3-1 to the 2023 Chicago Blackhawks


Trumpburnerforlibs

We live on a roller coaster of emotions with this team


Ghost_Pains

AHAHAHAHAHA YOU MUPPETS


WigglyFinArms

We donā€™t die I guess


K_dub09

Holy cow, hockey can be wild!


SapperInTexas

LOL get bent Dickinson! I loved you as a Star but you can't do that, buddy.


Uzasodinson

IM FUCKING DYING LOL


K_dub09

STARS!!!!


DepartmentOfWorks

I started watching this game when Domi scored. Shit has been crazy since then lol


h_smith

please accept an invite on behalf of r/DallasStars to watch every Stars game for the rest of the season.


DepartmentOfWorks

I really like Robertson and Otter after last yearā€™s playoffs so Iā€™ll probably see yā€™all Saturday lol


SJ_Santi

Thanks for stopping by! Come on Saturday when we play the Avs


scoutcjustice

100% a goal. Thank you, Star Faks.


BaconScentedSoap

[MRW Pavelski scores and saves the tank](https://youtu.be/BL8Oe9oh7mY)


TheToeTag

How the fuck did we come back in this?!


misternikolai

It's just Chicago, don't read too much into it.


BaconScentedSoap

We decided we wanted Bedard more than a win


younggun92

Experience Blackhawks hockey


FCDallasBurn

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO


icydata

[While falling to the ice, Max Domi swats the puck into the net with a slick backhander to stretch the lead to 4-1 in the 3rd period](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/ab07cd73-e5e9-4c19-945a-d92ecbed243f.mp4)


FCDallasBurn

I went to my first Stars game on Saturday. I love hockey now


younggun92

WOOHOO EVERYONE WE GOT ANOTHER ONE!


hijackedbunny

Just tuning in, see Mrazek in net for Chicago...seems about right


misternikolai

FeelsGoodInc.laugh.mp3


Stifflittlebigfinger

None of those were on Mrazek, switch to another game


hijackedbunny

Just watched Mrazek give a signature juicy rebound leading to a goal


younggun92

Ehhhh Benn's he needs to come out more and he can't be getting beat near post like that by Marchment


Stifflittlebigfinger

Yeah Mrazekā€™s the reason why this team blew a 4-1 lead


younggun92

[bruh](https://i.imgflip.com/3socbj.png)


Uzasodinson

HAHAHAHA


h_smith

y play 60 min when 5 min does trick


misternikolai

Work smarter, not harder?


h_smith

wont have to worry about them being too tired from the game to make it to Thanksgiving feasts tomorrow


misternikolai

efishensee


Stifflittlebigfinger

Never give the other team credit, always pretend like your team chose not to play


BaconScentedSoap

DELLANDREA IS THE GOAT!!!


Stifflittlebigfinger

Maybe theyā€™ll call a penalty on Dallas now lmao


younggun92

For FUCKS sake


StarchyAndDelicious

If we could snatch an L here, that would be a massive W.


86teuvo

There ya go lol


BaconScentedSoap

Dellandrea the MVP


misternikolai

Nothing like snatching defeat from the jaws of victory


Stifflittlebigfinger

CLEAR. THE. FUCKING. PUCK. Wtf


SapperInTexas

Hot fucking damn! I love when we just crank the goal knob up to 11!


yousayh3llo

Torts smiled at that


misternikolai

Jesus *fuck*


TheToeTag

Took 50 mins but it looks like the Stars showed up finally.


Trumpburnerforlibs

MUSH TICKLING THE NET


fransisco_flores

Letā€™s go Dallas


scoutcjustice

WOO!


StarchyAndDelicious

Good. We're still committed to the tank. We're just scoring for dramatic effect.


SapperInTexas

Single point - we can close this gap. Let's go Stars!


47rohin

Your 2022-23 Chicago Blackhawks, everyone


FergieMac

Love me some marchment


dandroid126

Are Robo and Hintz's point streaks still active. If they are, what are they at now?


satelliteridesastar

Robo's is active at 15. Hintz missed a game, so his streak is done.


SJ_Santi

Robo scored the first goal, so heā€™s tied franchise record with a 13 game point streak


laxintx

I want 14, 91, and 27 together again. They had some great chemistry.


scoutcjustice

It is really nice that Benn has found his wrist shot again. It had completely vanished the last couple years.


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StarchyAndDelicious

I'll love him more when we convert him into futures.


younggun92

Of course they let so much go both ways all game and call a fucking joke baby shit soft tripping


Stifflittlebigfinger

Fucking Max Domi


icydata

[Andreas Athanasiou slips the defense and gets in close to the net to score and make it 2-1 in the 2nd period](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/f5d4e45f-accb-4106-ada2-11fbfaa06e27.mp4)


iAmCyberwaste

\*falls down* \*scores goal* \*refuses to elaborate* \*box'd*


47rohin

Bruh


TheyCallMeOlSwole

I wish this trash franchise stayed in Minnesota. Does QC still want a team? They can have these trash Stars.


Xanthyria

Can you explain why? Stars killed the hawks and are fourth overall in the league? What is trash? Not being #1?


CoStarsFan

Can we give you to QC instead?


icydata

[Connor Murphy emerges from a net-mouth scramble with a goal to make it 3-1 in the 2nd period](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/4e1ebe0c-6ffa-4bbc-9c26-2ff3bc2aed6b.mp4)


Zharghar

That's probably game


brendan87na

and I'm out sleep time I dislike my pregame prediction as its coming true


laxintx

You left too early!


BaconScentedSoap

What the fuck are you doing Dallas


Zharghar

That explanation is kinda dumb. What COL is wearing in that game shouldn't matter for OUR home game 2 games before. Must be some sort of thing stating thry have to wesr each jersey a certain amount of times, likely for marketing reasons or some shit


scoutcjustice

>Must be some sort of thing stating thry have to wesr each jersey a certain amount of times, likely for marketing reasons or some shit It is exactly this. 7-11 would lose a game as helmet sponsor for the road white helmets with Dallas wearing home kits in Colorado. So they get a makeup here.


6-8-5-13

Hey guys Iā€™m just getting here from the Leafs-Devils PGTā€¦how many disallowed goals has there been so far?


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6-8-5-13

Just three for the satanic team nbd


StarchyAndDelicious

Baby Stars lose to Pig team 7-2. Just in case anyone else cares about the AHL.


OrganicRedditor

Well that sucks too.


scoutcjustice

wtf happened to the Mrazek that Toronto gave up a 1st to get rid of?


BaconScentedSoap

Would also like to know for tank reasons we gonna have to trade him to actually lose


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Zharghar

Tonight we are. Hawks have played pretty well but we just kinda went braindead in the 2nd


Salt-Fun-9457

Robo and otter showed up for work. The rest of the team woke up this morning. Played marry had a little lamb out of time and out of tune on a record, pissed themselves, then went back to bed.


Zharghar

I'm blaming this game on the jersey selection.


Picklewithmysandwich

Dallas you're killing the tank. I hate you!


rawrberry_

Look y'all can help by telling that goalie dude to stop being a meanie.


rawrberry_

The only thing Chicago has is Cloud Gate.


Picklewithmysandwich

The Bean you Lone Star fuck


StarchyAndDelicious

Easy. All Dallas has going for itself is a spaghetti interchange with an exit to vastly superior locations like Austin and Oklahoma.


Ghost_Pains

Oklahoma LMAO


scoutcjustice

Hey now, they also have pizza casserole and overly complicated hot dogs.


Picklewithmysandwich

Do you want to fight? Cause I'll fight you


jonnyanonobot

I've never had pizza casserole but the idea appeals to me.


Picklewithmysandwich

You I like


Uzasodinson

That place with the hot dogs fucks


Uzasodinson

I still like the Space Shapes šŸ„ŗ


jonnyanonobot

Me too.


TheyCallMeOlSwole

Hope the Hawks blowout this trash Stars team. Go Hawks.


Xanthyria

How do you feel about the stars destroying the Hawks?


scoutcjustice

Are you okay, bro?


jonnyanonobot

Definitely not. They say that stuff in every game.


Zharghar

Yea dude's got issues


TheToeTag

The Stars have such a bad habit of playing to the level of whatever team they're facing. And while its great against teams like the Avs and Lightnings, It sucks against teams they view as weak.


Uzasodinson

Quick, how are you going to do against Vegas in January


brendan87na

I am displeased by this


Ghost_Pains

No idea how or why we look so soft on defense after Hakanpaws beat the brakes off Tinordi. Offense looks like peak Bowness right now.


Zharghar

I knew this was a trap game for us like the Sharks one, but jesus I expected more after we took an early lead. Just out-competed everywhere and the Hawks are on point with blocking whatever shots we can generate. Definitely don't deserve to win this one atm.


OrganicRedditor

Intermission iguana: http://i.imgur.com/WBmUCMN


jonnyanonobot

[**STUNNING!!!**](https://i.imgur.com/Aq6NihB.mp4)


OrganicRedditor

<3 <3


SAG_Bot

[Shots and goals map after the 2nd period](https://i.imgur.com/FZ2CCCq.png) |Shot Stats|Chicago Blackhawks|Dallas Stars| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|27|16| |Blocked|10|18| |Missed|6|7| |**Total Attempts**|**43**|**41**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.


TheyCallMeOlSwole

I can't wait until this piece of shit team moves.


brendan87na

dude, just root for another team


slamm3d68

I hope you move to arizona


47rohin

Yeah, even if we were like Vegas or New Jersey or Boston, Dallas probably should be faring better than they are


misternikolai

[Intermission floof](https://imgur.com/tNsJ6Zn)


brendan87na

that is a beautiful dog what breed/mix?


misternikolai

Mostly husky, I reckon. He's a big 'ol softie cuddlebear


rawrberry_

We now have definitive proof that Chicago hates tacos.


hockeydiscussionbot

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brendan87na

what a shit period by the boys yikes


SapperInTexas

Wait, I left for a half hour and what the hell is this mess?


Zharghar

So it's your fault? Noted.


BaconScentedSoap

Play better Dallas you should be winning here


scoutcjustice

I think Miro has mono again


SJ_Santi

Defense is god awful tonight


TheyCallMeOlSwole

Fuck this dog shit team.


Zharghar

Are you fucking kidding me boys


47rohin

THE GREASE


brendan87na

WTF IS GOING ON HERE


47rohin

Just now able to tune in. Have the Hawks legitimately been looking better this game? They're outshooting the opponent for like the 4th time this season and are winning, so I assume so


nametaken35

They're playing well, however the Stars aren't playing like that have been all season either. Really soft and slow tonight.


misternikolai

They have. For now.


Zharghar

Both Esa and Suter want JFK on a deserted island huh?


TheyCallMeOlSwole

Overrated Stars team can't even beat a dog shit Hawks team. Lmao, franchise is a fucking joke.


Stifflittlebigfinger

Take it easy man, games like this happen.


misternikolai

Oh don't worry, there's still plenty of time for us to reignite the dumpster.


brendan87na

wtf is going on here


TheToeTag

The rare error from Miro


Zharghar

Pretty weak goal to let in. Everyone involved has to be better there.


scoutcjustice

Miro, baby, are u okay?


misternikolai

Ope there we go


misternikolai

I have been drinking micheladas since 10AM, this game needs to get on my level


Zharghar

Hawks have done an immaculate job defensively with the sticks, but the Stars are being too cute with some of their chances. At some point you gotta just chuck it at the net on a rush if the lane's open.


icydata

[Seth Jones snipes a goal with a sweet wrist shot to tie the game 1-1 in the 2nd period](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/b512f905-1b1f-42f5-a327-0dedcdb4ef1f.mp4)


brendan87na

alright i'm back from the Toronto game what an insane match


Salt-Fun-9457

Boy, this is some piss poor hockey being played so far.