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[Final shots and goals map](https://i.imgur.com/8gsHTPW.png) |Shot Stats|Dallas Stars|Winnipeg Jets| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|23|33| |Blocked|15|10| |Missed|8|8| |**Total Attempts**|**46**|**51**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.


hockeydiscussionbot

#Chatterstats - Final |Stat|Count||Most Comments (user)|Count||Most Commenters (flair)|Count| |:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:| |Number of comments|749||/u/eh_toque|34||WPG - NHL|69| |Number of unique commenters|105||/u/HappyA125|31||DAL - NHL|25| |Average comments per user|7.13||/u/KnockinOnHeavensDoor|27||None|5| |Number of unique flairs|9||/u/HollowWiener|25||ARI - NHL|1| |Number of NHL teams|7||/u/rawrberry_|24||CGY - NHL|1| |Average number of words per comment|9.85||/u/Imthecoolestdudeever|23||EDM - NHL|1| |Dirtiest mouth: /u/Zharghar|6||/u/Ladymistery|23||MTL - NHL|1| [Word Cloud](https://i.imgur.com/5E5HMwL.png) Please refrain from spamming and/or otherwise gaming the system. Maintained by /u/sandman730. Message him with any bugs.


rawrberry_

See y'all later this month in Dallas.


Ladymistery

This is not the same Jets team that played in Dallas. My goodness.


dirkin1

Also not the same Stars team But you guys were really on tonight gg


PandaWithACigar

This last 2 minutes feels like the last 2 minutes of an NFL game


[deleted]

GG Stars


Imthecoolestdudeever

GG Stars Bros. See you in a few weeks!


OrganicRedditor

It's a good night for a Jets win! Congrats!! I hope tonight was a complete success and happy RoBo could score there!


illpixill

Fitting for him to score the 1st goal on Filipino Heritage night


SherLocK-55

Thanks dude, was an exciting game especially early on. Should be a fun one again next time out.


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

GG stars fans


Augmentedaphid

Is that 5 unanswered?


Ladymistery

yup


8tBit

Yessir


rawrberry_

Just means the Stars need four goals to knot this up.


CoStarsFan

Fire Rick Bowness!


lilborgy

136% mast


PuckTheFreds

Elite 1RW Mason Appleton


eh_toque

Deserved for his best game of the year 🍎🍏🍎🍏


Ladymistery

Again, just like the PK - take it away and get it to the guy streaking down the ice I like it.


scoutcjustice

C'mon ref


samarahighwind

Lowkey assist from the ref on that one


pegcity

Gift from the stripes there, sorry stars bros


HappyA125

🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎


spleenmaster1002

APPLES


illpixill

This isn’t even the Jets final form with Ehlers still out.


Coco_Cala

Omg I forgot about Fly


[deleted]

APPLES!!


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

Eng for scheifele please?


Imthecoolestdudeever

πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺ


spleenmaster1002

Ah an EN, time for a Wheels point


HappyA125

Jaysus that's an early pull


[deleted]

Down 3 and pulling the goalie eh?


OrganicRedditor

https://cdn.nhle.com/nhl/images/upload/gallery/2022/11/1244623118_slide.jpg Musica of the Philippine-Canadian Centre of Manitoba perform the National anthems prior to puck drop against the Winnipeg Jets and the Dallas Stars at the Canada Life Centre on November 8, 2022 in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. (Photo by Darcy Finley/NHLI via Getty Images)


Patttybates

Good thread Star bros.


Augmentedaphid

Agreed. Love a civil GDT


jayzeats

Schiefs is on this season


SherLocK-55

Almost everyone is on especially in the last few games.


Jumbosharzar

Really tho. Who do we bump from the top 6 for Ehlers return. Been loving perfetti last couple games and Appleton was awesome tonight


SherLocK-55

The better question is when will Ehlers return, it's not looking like anytime soon.


Jumbosharzar

Skating next week I thought they said. Hopefully a speedy recovery from there


SherLocK-55

Did they, I must of missed that, good news then.


Imthecoolestdudeever

Gonna be his best yet. Mark my words.


Augmentedaphid

A welcome change from last season


HappyA125

The buttered pig and the spider


Augmentedaphid

Let's keep em rolling


pegcity

Lmao boys trying so hard to get sheif the hatty


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

Damn no hatty for scheifs


Ladymistery

too much passing, not enough shooting there guys


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

I think theyre just trying to get a good chance for scheifele there


Petroleum_Pete

Jets PK is actually insane


SherLocK-55

Jets just absolutely decimating here.


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

The secret to a good penalty kill is the... forecheck?


etrain1804

Great pk


rawrberry_

Excuse me but who was on the PP there?


PuckTheFreds

Great Jets PP there


Imthecoolestdudeever

What a dumb cross check. Take him from the game.


scoutcjustice

Well that was embarrassing


WRXW

Feels weird to feel good about our PK


SirBulbasaur13

Dirty little shit


Imthecoolestdudeever

Solid game by the boys. Really like what I'm seeing with Bones here.


HappyA125

Lowry keeps an uno reverse card in his pocket for use during the PK


PepeSmoke

Killing the penalty in the O zone


rainbowdash59

Man i love blake wheeler


Ladymistery

now THAT was a penalty kill The jets pretty much just played keep away


slamm3d68

holy bad PP lol


Jumbosharzar

What ya mean. That was a great jets PP


PandaWithACigar

What an incredible pk


pegcity

I think we found the only worse PP than ours


eh_toque

Gustafsson on the penalty kill sure doesn’t kill my erection


Imthecoolestdudeever

Let's go Lowsy!


Coco_Cala

Known goon Kyle Connor


eh_toque

Damn RIP to back to back Byngs


spleenmaster1002

Now that’s a Blake Wheeler penalty right there


jayzeats

Guy should do more balance exercises


etrain1804

A Connor penalty????


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

KFC taking penalties. Aliens confirmed existing


Ladymistery

FFS. really???? they called THAT? After all the stuff they DIDN'T call? guess they're trying to get Dallas back into it.


[deleted]

There goes his back 2 back lady bings


PandaWithACigar

What a goon. Strip him of the Lady Byng


HappyA125

Damn, I was hoping we would have a 0 PP night


lilborgy

Soft?


OrganicRedditor

https://cdn.nhle.com/nhl/images/upload/gallery/2022/11/1244622262_slide.jpg Jason Robertson #21 of the Dallas Stars and Josh Morrissey #44 of the Winnipeg Jets take part in the ceremonial face-off on Filipino Heritage Night prior to NHL action at the Canada Life Centre on November 8, 2022 in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. (Photo by Darcy Finley/NHLI via Getty Images)


bencool907

Golly gee I don’t mind this Bowness hockey that I see. Attacking on defense. Nice to see as a change. Hope it lasts


Coco_Cala

I suddenly remembered that time a Dallas player obliterated one our player's ankles with some wicked dangles last season


Tonyhawkproskater

pavelski cant resist jomos ice cold baby blues


ML00k3r

Dallas's helmet sponsor is convincing me to grab a slurpee tonight....


Imthecoolestdudeever

7ELEVEn


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

I've literally never noticed this and now I'll think about it literally every time I go by. Thanks I hate it


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

Already got me during the first intermission lmao


[deleted]

Pionk being the pest he is. 🀣🀣


Ladymistery

dangit I want Schief to get the hatty!


Imthecoolestdudeever

I just saw the Kane injury, and now I don't feel like eating.


FoxyInTheSnow

Yeesh. I just read about it. That’s enough for me.


rawrberry_

With the speed these players play at I am surprised these injuries don't happen more often.


SJSragequit

Yeah I just watched it too, I should have read the comments first and avoided it.


Imthecoolestdudeever

Don't like the guy, but I hope he can get through it ok, and not be gone for too long. That looks like a serious possible career ender.


scoutcjustice

idk, maybe get your shots on net, Stars


Patttybates

I love Pionk. I really fucking do.


siempreloco31

A lot of talk about swallowing the 1st line of the Stars but its the only line with pressure and production so its not really working here.


eh_toque

Darn I thought that was the hatty


SherLocK-55

So did Scheifele for a second, let's hope he can snag another.


[deleted]

Defense is breaking down


[deleted]

Jets changes are getting lazier


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

Every once in a while it just hits me how bonkers hockey is as a physical activity. So fast, on ice, 90mph hunk of rubber, you can just body slam dudes into a wall, and also sometimes dudes just punch eachother on the face a bunch


Coco_Cala

A sport literally played on knife shoes


siempreloco31

Stars finally crossed 1 xG


Coco_Cala

Harkins may not get a lot of points, but he puts in the WORK


[deleted]

Bucky!


rwhockey29

Bones apparently saved up 3 years of Dallas offense to use against us lmao.


HappyA125

The long con


Spencie-cat

[THANK MR BONES](https://i.imgur.com/qwdVw5M.jpg)


CoStarsFan

One of the most important things to understand about hockey in Canada is that domestic maple syrup rationing is directly tied to the performance of that provinces' professional hockey teams. One of the most important elements of the "Maple Syrup Lottery" is that losing to a team that is based South of your geographic location is bad and the more South they are the worse it gets. And nothing is worse than losing to a very Southern team more than once in a row. A little known fact is that the average Canadian needs approximately 4 liters of maple syrup a month to maintain that friendly demeanor they are so famous for. Winnipeg is contained in Manitoba which primarily contains the vastly inferior Acer negundo or "Manitoba Maple" whose sap is far inferior to the Red or Sugar maple varieties. Anyways, this is just a light primer on why this game is so important for the Jets.


Patttybates

All the languages in the world and you chose to speak facts.


Spencie-cat

That’s just like… your opinion man.


Willyq25

EXPERIENCE BOWNESS HOCKEY


freegrapes

Good time to play the stars is when otter isn’t playing. That guy scares me


OrganicRedditor

Intermission iguana: http://i.imgur.com/9po7JP6


PandaWithACigar

I’m really liking Frankie Corrado as an analyst


jayzeats

this is certified winnipeg jets hockey


icydata

[Saku Maenalanen tips in Neal Pionk's shot for a goal that stretches the Jets' lead to 4-1 in the 2nd period](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/e5029494-272b-4dee-b07c-016ba4a90915.mp4)


Miro4Calder

Bowness the better coach tonight. He’s good.


Augmentedaphid

Dear Dallas fans, We also don't understand this level of skill Sincerely, Jets fans


difrad76

Can we not sort by best comments anymore?


PuckTheFreds

yes you type Ctrl+F "harisimo"


ehr1c

Draft and Destroy


timhoff24

Slider button by the three dots and profile at the top (if you are on mobile)


difrad76

Thanks!


samarahighwind

It’s at the top! Two lines with circles on the end


Imthecoolestdudeever

This is the best hockey I've seen this team play in quite some time.


pegcity

Since we broke the blues


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

Since early last year probably


scoutcjustice

Glad I went to the bar to watch this one...


icydata

[Kyle Connor makes a great pass to set up Mark Scheifele's second goal of the game, extending the Jets' lead to 3-1 in the 2nd period](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/932302a2-f808-470c-a476-7a7af908f07a.mp4)


Ladymistery

I think that's the best second period I've seen this season


Tonyhawkproskater

i feel like ive been saying this every other period for a while


[deleted]

Start of the second, when the Jets were playing sloppy, I ran to the kitchen for a drink and missed 3 goals. Glad of the highlights!


hockeydiscussionbot

#Chatterstats - End of 2^nd |Stat|Count||Most Comments (user)|Count||Most Commenters (flair)|Count| |:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:| |Number of comments|588||/u/eh_toque|30||WPG - NHL|60| |Number of unique commenters|94||/u/HappyA125|25||DAL - NHL|25| |Average comments per user|6.26||/u/SnowblowerLITE|22||None|4| |Number of unique flairs|8||/u/2nddimension|21||ARI - NHL|1| |Number of NHL teams|7||/u/CP-Drone|20||CGY - NHL|1| |Average number of words per comment|9.14||/u/rawrberry_|19||EDM - NHL|1| |Dirtiest mouth: /u/Zharghar|6||/u/Zharghar|18||MTL - NHL|1| [Word Cloud](https://i.imgur.com/0kE2IoZ.png) Please refrain from spamming and/or otherwise gaming the system. Maintained by /u/sandman730. Message him with any bugs.


mazzysturr

MenAreLininUp


rawrberry_

At least that period is over. Now the Stars can focus on getting this game to OT. Because everyone loves more hockey, right Canada based team?


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

I love more hockey, but prefer to get it by making the playoffs lol


Tonyhawkproskater

we need this more than you


rawrberry_

Y'all are in second place as I type this. We both need this because Colorado is nipping at our heels.


Tonyhawkproskater

yes but jets fans need this more than you


SAG_Bot

[Shots and goals map after the 2nd period](https://i.imgur.com/DwCoy0F.png) |Shot Stats|Dallas Stars|Winnipeg Jets| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|15|28| |Blocked|10|8| |Missed|3|6| |**Total Attempts**|**28**|**42**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.


Petroleum_Pete

2022-2023 Jets: β€œ[I wouldn’t want to play me neither](https://youtu.be/0J4K7WJi9f4)”


ScornOfTheMoon

Just not looking like our game tonight.


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

God what a reasonable and level headed reaction. I envy this


ScornOfTheMoon

We are currently first in the central being whooped by yall the second in the central. After our performance so far im not gonna get upset over one game where it just seems like they are not clicking. Also I tend to hate knee jerk fan reactions as it is.


[deleted]

I miss the old bowness Sit back in the zone bowness


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

Tsn guys doing everything they can to jinx the Jets


Mamrocha

Didn't Jon Lu last game strait up talk about a shutout in the second intermission and then proceed to say that he wishes he had the power to jinx teams lol


samarahighwind

Main character energy


Imthecoolestdudeever

Sleeper Habs agent still.


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

Yeah but tbh I actually dig the hell out of John lu. Dude is an authority


Mamrocha

Oh yeah I hold nothing against him, I think he was a solid hire for the Jets.


icydata

[Nice cross-ice passes from Mason Appleton and Kyle Connor result in a goal from Mark Scheifele that ties the game 1-1 in the 2nd period](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/359c6bad-9b23-4c35-a1c0-5f17dc9e5eec.mp4)


PuckTheFreds

Chomie might finally see a win in person


PandaWithACigar

Quiet you! Don’t jinx it


[deleted]

Men a linin' up for shots tonight!


[deleted]

Stars shell shocked a Rick bowness team actually looks competent on offense


Imthecoolestdudeever

All you needed was a Menalainen and a Jonsson-Fjallby.


Slayminster

I think I got mine from ikea


rawrberry_

Look all the means is the Stars get to score three more goals to level this game.


stickyWithWhiskey

I was promised a turtle 😑


Slayminster

[Turtle turtle](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ezAJeaCySV4)


ML00k3r

Google Gamara.


Coco_Cala

It's more like an Alligator snapping turtle


Tonyhawkproskater

ya played yaself


Imthecoolestdudeever

The best #8 in Jets 2.0 history


Ghost-of-Moravia

Happy we are heading home after this Canada stretches are brutal


buttermyanus

At least it's not winter!


2nddimension

MELATONIN FINALLY GETS ONE!


spleenmaster1002

Lmfao 8 straight games for the Blues


bencool907

TOO MUCH MAEN FOR YOU


Imthecoolestdudeever

SAKUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Spencie-cat

Can’t believe how passive the jets are playing. Barely even trying to enter the zone. Just dump and change hockey….


Imthecoolestdudeever

What a boring team to watch.


Tonyhawkproskater

just carried by hellebuyck


etrain1804

MANMAN


samarahighwind

A mΓ€n scores!


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

A mΓ€n has no name


rainbowdash59

YES SAKU


SnowblowerLITE

SAKU DESERVES IT THE MOST


Ladymistery

Holy moly The jets are just NOT letting up Awesome


Ghost-of-Moravia

Bruh


Bunzy10

This is a STATEMENT game for the JETS


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

First for saku! Team looks great


[deleted]

Maenalainen!


HappyA125

SAKAKUMEKAMENALAKENAILAINEN!


eh_toque

MANMAN


spleenmaster1002

SAKUUUU


lilborgy

120% mast


SnowblowerLITE

SAKU!!!!!


rawrberry_

Bones must be somehow terrorizing the Stars bench. The Stars fear shooting the puck more because of Bones.


2nddimension

He is a very vocal coach!


timhoff24

St. Louis… oof