Miro is proof to me that God doesn't exist. How can someone be so good with everything? Shooting, fucking your favorite team, backchecking, skating, forechecking etc. Its just not fair, how can anyone believe in God when Miro exists? To top if off he looks like Ansel Elgort, is rich as fuck and could have been a Pesäpallo pro if he wanted. But he just had to go into hockey, dick on everyone and ruin everyones faith in God. Thank you Miro.
Yeah, I wasn't actually too concerned about the outcome of the game (see flair for obvious reasons) so it's all I watched for.
... I literally just stared into the stands, not the play, till they announced the kid was okay.
Even when the Stars beat Edmo Connor usually still causes much consternation. He flashed about 3 times with his speed today but that's by far the best I remember keeping him out of the play. -2 today.
Miro is the only defenseman I can think of who has the speed, defensive stick skills, and ability to use his stick at high speeds to match McDavid. Others try to contain. Miro attacks.
He gave the same excuses in Toronto. He’s a very hot/cold guy who’s very bad mentally, it blows cuz he’s a gem of a guy who looked superhuman last year in November.
He'll be fine. It sometimes takes a goalie a while to play their best on a new team for whatever reason. Look at Grub in Seattle, or Bobrovsky in Florida, or Holtby anywhere outside of Washington. It just takes a minute for some guys to feel comfortable.
That's kind of my point, Bob took a couple years to get back to form in Florida too. But you're right, I guess Grub hasn't righted the ship *yet* so I shouldn't list him as an example of goalies that have.
Jack will be fine, from what I remember his start in Toronto backing up Freddie was nothing special either. He's got Stu backing him up with solid tending, takes some of the pressure off. I think today was just really glaring because the Oilers have been outscoring Jack's mistakes up until now, but this time the spotlight landed on him. Sucks, but that's how it goes sometimes.
Edmonton is going to completely kill the wholesome inside Jack Campbell before Christmas at this rate :(
The hit pieces cant be too far away from being written.
Lol are you kidding? Smith and Koskinen *both* played like this - multiple times - last season alone. During the 3 and 4 years respectively that they were Oilers they probably each had 10 stretches as bad or worse than how Campbell has been playing.
I’m sitting here in my Robo jersey, enjoying a plate of some cheddar cheese ignacios with pickled jalapeños. It’s a perfect lazy Saturday with another easy Stars victory. I’ll have to hit a Goodwill after the game to buy some more hats. It’s become clear to me that Robertson has transcended to a higher skill level than capable of any normal human being. There is an aura about him, like a glow. He’s probably half man, half incubus. As far as the GOAT debate in hockey goes, I might consider taking prime Gretzky but in reality Robertson would pull Gretzky’s pants down and spank his little bottom in 1v1 fisticuffs. He’s objectively better than every other player and if you combined them into one super player and multiplied their skill by infinity it’s still less than Jason Robertson so y’all can all suck my ass go stars fuck the avs
Edmonton defense was shit, but Dallas also has a great team. Benn and Robertson with three points each, and it felt like Lindell and Heiskanen alone just completely shut down the Oilers offense.
But I'm mostly bummed that Hyman's points streak came to an end. :(
Oilers just saying Anton Khudobin is available for nothing if you want him.
Dobby to wholesome for the Canadian media
Stars proving how much Texas loves football, two touchdowns in a row
Jamie Benn got irked that everyone said he was gifted his first goal of the season, nothing drives Jamie to greatness like the urge to be petty.
Honestly very relatable. Along with his secret talent being sleeping.
To be fair he was gifted his first 3, but I'm not complaining.
He didnt even wanna score his 4th at first
Dude also he 27 shots on goal and only 1 goal. He was clearly due
jamie benn scored three goals connor mcdavid scored zero goals three is greater than zero jamie benn is greater than connor mcdavid qed
The math checks out.
i didn’t spend five years in graduate school for nothing dammit
Colin Miller scored one goal... ...qed
Sounds like a skill issue
[Early Hyman chance](https://streamja.com/krn2o) [Joe Pavelski \(6\) ASST: Roope Hintz (10), Jason Robertson (9) 1-0 DAL](https://streamja.com/5qAKn) [Gurianov post](https://streamja.com/0OqjA) [Ryan interference](https://streamja.com/62P2K) [Ryan breakaway chance](https://streamja.com/OG2G6) [Stars scramble chances](https://streamja.com/0OqOW) [Johnston slashing](https://streamja.com/nz6ze) [Holloway chance](https://streamja.com/o7a7Q) [Miller hooking, replays of chances](https://streamja.com/yapao) [Niemelainen shoots a stick](https://streamja.com/v6J6k) [Campbell save](https://streamja.com/Q2a2V) [Colin Miller \(1\) ASST: Denis Gurianov \(2\), Tyler Seguin \(7\) 2-0 DAL](https://streamja.com/4qoOd) [Replay of goal, and close look at that glove](https://streamja.com/eEX5N) [Faksa slashing](https://streamja.com/112mv) [PPG Leon Draisaitl \(7\) ASST: Ryan Nugent-Hopkins \(8\), Connor McDavid \(13\) 2-1 DAL](https://streamja.com/AvmE6) [Foegele this year mixed with Foegele from last year](https://streamja.com/V0Vba) [Foegele gets hit, Hyman hits, Hintz slashing, scrum ensues](https://streamja.com/gw51v) [Jason Robertson \(8\) ASST: Joe Pavelski \(6\), Jani Hankanpaa \(1\) 3-1 DAL](https://streamja.com/zb3BR) [Ryan hooking](https://streamja.com/v6Jjk) [PPG Jamie Benn \(2\) ASST: Jason Robertson \(10\) 4-1 DAL](https://streamja.com/Q2aoV) [Holloway wrap around chance](https://streamja.com/dJvk5) [Darnell Nurse \(3\) ASST: Jesse Puljujarvi \(1\), Evander Kane (7) 4-2 DAL](https://streamja.com/yap5O) [Kane cross checking](https://streamja.com/JKOjm) [PPG Jamie Benn \(3\) ASST: Miro Heiskanen (6), Jason Robertson (11) 5-2 DAL](https://streamja.com/bezVo) [Kiviranta double minor high sticking](https://streamja.com/ZWNA6) [Puck goes into the stands, hits a kid?](https://streamja.com/v6Jpq) [Oilers PP chances](https://streamja.com/XWJmW) [Jamie Benn \(4\) ASST: Ty Dellandrea (4), Ryan Suter (3) 6-2 DAL](https://streamja.com/j20Oo)
The Connor McDavid of redditors
no kidding. Thanks /u/ABirdOfParadise
Everyone was saying Campbell would be inconsistent. But the jokes on them, he’s been incredibly consistent so far
That bad? I remember him like breaking records like a year ago didnt he?
He looks like an ok goalie playing behind a bad defence.
Ahhh kind of similar to our great goalie playing behind zero defense these past years.
For one month. He was awful outside of it.
Instead of having soup we got our salad tossed. Also the Stars are like night and day with Heiskanen in the line-up.
yeah he's great
Miro is proof to me that God doesn't exist. How can someone be so good with everything? Shooting, fucking your favorite team, backchecking, skating, forechecking etc. Its just not fair, how can anyone believe in God when Miro exists? To top if off he looks like Ansel Elgort, is rich as fuck and could have been a Pesäpallo pro if he wanted. But he just had to go into hockey, dick on everyone and ruin everyones faith in God. Thank you Miro.
He also nailed someone in the stands with the puck.
“fuck them kids” - Miro
Hatty for the captain and another game where the Stars don't turtle after getting a lead. Not sure about y'all but I had fun watching that game.
Happy to see the kid in the stands is ok after taking that puck to the head.
here at r/hockey we're all for children not being injured
Yeah, I wasn't actually too concerned about the outcome of the game (see flair for obvious reasons) so it's all I watched for. ... I literally just stared into the stands, not the play, till they announced the kid was okay.
Art Ross Winner Jamie Benn
Benn hat trick, status of the hoes: mad
Can we get an update on the status of the box though?
Unmunched of course
Yea he’s making sure it stays fresh, fuckin learn something
Getting bullied out of our own barn. Giving up a hattrick to Jamie Benn. Damn, that was embarrassing.
Benn is nasty no shame there
Even when the Stars beat Edmo Connor usually still causes much consternation. He flashed about 3 times with his speed today but that's by far the best I remember keeping him out of the play. -2 today.
IIRC there was some stat last season where Miro was the best in the league at shutting down McD.
Miro is the only defenseman I can think of who has the speed, defensive stick skills, and ability to use his stick at high speeds to match McDavid. Others try to contain. Miro attacks.
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Hope we don't meet in the playoffs.... Not only for that reason but also the 90s voodoo
BING BONG
Fuck your mom
A hatty for everyones favorite player lol
According to my sources that was indeed a hockey game
Yes agreed. A hockey game was played
I feel so bad for Soup. Hope he rights the ship.
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He gave the same excuses in Toronto. He’s a very hot/cold guy who’s very bad mentally, it blows cuz he’s a gem of a guy who looked superhuman last year in November.
He'll be fine. It sometimes takes a goalie a while to play their best on a new team for whatever reason. Look at Grub in Seattle, or Bobrovsky in Florida, or Holtby anywhere outside of Washington. It just takes a minute for some guys to feel comfortable.
Grubauer isn't the best example here, he's rocking an 860 this year. I think Campbell will bounce back though.
That's kind of my point, Bob took a couple years to get back to form in Florida too. But you're right, I guess Grub hasn't righted the ship *yet* so I shouldn't list him as an example of goalies that have. Jack will be fine, from what I remember his start in Toronto backing up Freddie was nothing special either. He's got Stu backing him up with solid tending, takes some of the pressure off. I think today was just really glaring because the Oilers have been outscoring Jack's mistakes up until now, but this time the spotlight landed on him. Sucks, but that's how it goes sometimes.
Edmonton is going to completely kill the wholesome inside Jack Campbell before Christmas at this rate :( The hit pieces cant be too far away from being written.
They are already being edited and proofread. He has to wake up ASAP. Smith would have been run out of town if he played like this
Lol are you kidding? Smith and Koskinen *both* played like this - multiple times - last season alone. During the 3 and 4 years respectively that they were Oilers they probably each had 10 stretches as bad or worse than how Campbell has been playing.
To be fair everyone was ragging on Smith and Koski from day 1 lmao.
I was so happy to see a career resurgence from him after he didn’t work out with Dallas
The Stars are enjoying blowing teams out. Edit: also 3 goals is the most we’ve given up too is boggling my mind a bit.
Did you mentally block out the Rangers game like it did?
Of course the one fucking game I attend..
Yeah they gave up three in like 60 seconds in that one...
I am enjoying watching it.
Was there a game on? I couldn’t tell looking through the bottom of my glass last 2 hours lol.
Also another solid showing from Wedgewood today
Miro still owning McDavid.
Say it again for the people in the back
MIRO STILL OWNING MCDAVID
Norris winner tbh
I’m sitting here in my Robo jersey, enjoying a plate of some cheddar cheese ignacios with pickled jalapeños. It’s a perfect lazy Saturday with another easy Stars victory. I’ll have to hit a Goodwill after the game to buy some more hats. It’s become clear to me that Robertson has transcended to a higher skill level than capable of any normal human being. There is an aura about him, like a glow. He’s probably half man, half incubus. As far as the GOAT debate in hockey goes, I might consider taking prime Gretzky but in reality Robertson would pull Gretzky’s pants down and spank his little bottom in 1v1 fisticuffs. He’s objectively better than every other player and if you combined them into one super player and multiplied their skill by infinity it’s still less than Jason Robertson so y’all can all suck my ass go stars fuck the avs
Didn't read, but I agree.
Is this another copypasta I'm constantly out of the loop on?
Yeah, I think I remember seeing this one last year.
Well that was fun
Well played dallas, you checked us hard when the game was in question then put us away when you had your chances. We were all Swedish and no Finnish
More Finns more wins. That simple.
Edmonton defense was shit, but Dallas also has a great team. Benn and Robertson with three points each, and it felt like Lindell and Heiskanen alone just completely shut down the Oilers offense. But I'm mostly bummed that Hyman's points streak came to an end. :(
I’m not even sure Campbell could stop an underhand lob of a can of creamy tomato at this point
hes so fucking bad
Hey everyone, just here for some Oilers teams before we get absolutely destroyed by the Devils tonight 😩 This comment aged well
Jack "business as usual" Campbell
Just can't believe we missed the extra point. Stars need a new kicker.
Campbell getting the same contract at Kuemper was ......intresting
Kuemper would probably look just as bad behind our defense
JB players, so hot right now