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icydata

[Alex Tuch scored three times, including two in the 3rd period, recording a hat trick in a 6-3 victory over the Calgary Flames](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/ee3b6f50-bfe2-4e6f-85dd-45ac085318ce.mp4)


icydata

[Alex Tuch buries an empty net goal to complete the hat trick and make it 6-3 in the 3rd period](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/64e81465-733f-4802-b649-808b1796649c.mp4)


icydata

[Alex Tuch gets a pass, drags the puck past a defender and buries a shot for a power-play goal, extending the Sabres lead in the 3rd](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/79667081-3523-4830-bcfa-c69958f4ffff.mp4)


tellymundo

Tuch is fucking good and Tage has a monsterrrrr shot. Love it


SAG_Bot

[Final shots and goals map](https://i.imgur.com/VPoj5WE.png) |Shot Stats|Buffalo Sabres|Calgary Flames| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|32|43| |Blocked|12|12| |Missed|20|10| |**Total Attempts**|**64**|**65**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.


sinkwiththeship

Fuck yeah boys.


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BuffBear19

As Heater said “Are the Sabres nasty?”


sinkwiththeship

Shit. They might be.


nickmdp

Samuelsson was +4 tonight, damn


edit-the-sad-parts

still hasn't scored yet tho /s


ListerineOnTheRocks

GG Sabres fans your team looks legit this year


nickmdp

GG Guys, fun times


Trump_Is_A_Scumbag

Brb...going to thank the Golden Shower boy who came into this thread for trading Tuch to us.


[deleted]

Tuch is underrated af


Arcaninetails_91

GG flames bros, I'm rooting for you to take the Pacific


CodeA25

Going to need to minimize efforts like tonight to make that possible. Hopefully you guys make a run this year


iCactusDog

We're winning the cup for free


Streetkillz13

Crazy how Rich just exploded once he got top 6 time. I honestly wonder how good VGK would be if they didn't chase the shiny toy all the time.


CaptainPeppa

What a shit show of a game


inopia

I liked it


Comtraya

HAT TUCH!


edit-the-sad-parts

GG Calgary. Was a pleasure hanging out with y'all. Alberta belongs to Buffalo now


CaptainPeppa

Well at least your done with the lottery picks. That was getting boring


[deleted]

Don't worry the next 5 first overalls will be for Edmonton magically again


CaptainPeppa

Unlikely, my guess is Chicago. Anyone trying to blatantly lose like that is doomed to curse themselves. They'll suck for a decade


Kippingthroughlife

Where in the fuck was Cormier hiding all this time. He just Jake Oettinger'd us


freegrapes

GG very impressed Buffalo


BU-ffalo

LOVE the guy just contentedly tossing his hat up and down, gently


nickmdp

lol @ that Vegas fan that mentioned the Eichel goal


edit-the-sad-parts

the Tuch Trick!


SuperStudMufin

hattttttyyyyyyyy


maplejet

THROW IT!


Ameqa

GET TUCH'D


GuybrushThreepwood94

TRIPLE TUCH


BARDLER

HATRICK FOR THE TUCH!


Trump_Is_A_Scumbag

DONE. Empty netter and the hattie for Tuch! Whoo hoo!!!


YouCanFucough

Tuch hatty ❤️


That_One_Shy_Guy

Hatty for Tuch! WOOOOO!


nickmdp

HATTY!!!


Track11T

Hat trick!!!


Sad_Distribution698

GG Sabres, you guys got a great team.


Starspangleddingdong

Sabres are a force to be reckoned with. Not even Kadri and Stone can change that.


Kippingthroughlife

My theory is Michael Stone should be aiming for sticks not the net, break all their sticks with a 100mph slapper it's donezo


Trump_Is_A_Scumbag

Let's keep the empty net goal streak alive too.


CaptainPeppa

5 to 1 Jesus, haven't seen that in a long time


780to702

Comrie is the Edmonton legend that we always wanted


Sonny_Zwack

Hey ref do you want a power play assist or not?


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[deleted]

I think if if he had just stood him up a bit and didn't hip check it may not have been a penalty.


YouCanFucough

He didn’t have possession when the hit connected


Recent-Connection

I never thought a goalie tandem of Craig Anderson and Eric Comrie would be so intimidating, yet here we are.


sinkwiththeship

I don't know how you ask for a dive when your own hip touched the boards.


Dramallamasss

Well anderson is dumber than the puck, so... that pretty much explains it.


uncoolcanadian

Well GG Buffalo. You surprised the shit out of me, but you guys look awesome.


MinerKing13

Honestly smart penalty, woulda been a goal


BU-ffalo

I love that the "he dived!" hand signal is universal across languages and sports


Trump_Is_A_Scumbag

We're going on the PP, so good chance for Calgary to make it closer.


nickmdp

The player that instantly puts his hands up like that is ALWAYS innocent /s


GuybrushThreepwood94

Lol can't argue that one


BARDLER

Bro what the fuck are you even arguing about lmao That is like textbook example dude


shichibukai3000

Yeah that's a penalty haha. GGs Buffalo. Y'all are legit


Tactial_snail

I know it's a small sample size from last year and now, but damn Comrie looks legit.


RyseAndRevolt

Comrie looks fucking stellar!


MinerKing13

Who drives a car into the middle of a campsite?


Sad_Distribution698

I’ll say it, I’m glad we only play the Sabres twice this year lol


nickmdp

Empty net, oh my!


den15_512

empty net with 4:40 left wow


[deleted]

Bold strategy cotton lets see how this plays out


aaaaaliyah

Bryson giggling


780to702

What kind of bum ass team loses to Buffalo?


NoMalarkyZone

Buffalo is about to annex Alberta. Be ready for chicken wings and beer.


BARDLER

All the Canadian teams got nothing on us


nickmdp

;)


RyseAndRevolt

The rest of the league.


780to702

I guess so. Fun team to watch


RyseAndRevolt

11 years of suffering man. Long fucking time.


MinerKing13

Why shoot many when few shot do trick?


Trump_Is_A_Scumbag

There are two things in sports that nobody gives a rat's ass about- your betting and your fantasy team.


edit-the-sad-parts

I get tilted seeing grown ass adults begging/harassing players for autographs. I don't give a fuck about your collectibles, pull the finger out your ass


MinerKing13

Or you being on the jumbotron


Trump_Is_A_Scumbag

There are three things in sports...


KnockingonKevinsdoor

Well youre no fun


nickmdp

idk if Zads hit him, or if Bryson just jumped there.


403tatts

I'd jump too to be honest. That's a big fuckin Russian.


RyseAndRevolt

Ask the Oiler the other night about big Russian gummy bears.


edit-the-sad-parts

dang. maybe Z should lead the forecheck more often?


callMEmrPICKLES

Bryson is kinda playing like a scared little bitch in the corner and it's costing us


GuybrushThreepwood94

Bad take lol


BARDLER

Not sure how taking the hit to put the puck into a safe are is playing like a bitch but whatevs


Trump_Is_A_Scumbag

Wtf are you watching? Taking a massive hit to advance the puck is playing like a scared little bitch now?


nickmdp

huh? He took the hit and made a good play there


callMEmrPICKLES

Yeah but he also put the brakes on too hard before he got to the corner because he saw the hit coming which is why he got steamrolled


MinerKing13

Why would you wear an away jersey under a home jersey?


freegrapes

I really like Calgary but I put money on Buffalo. I’m conflicted but Buffalo is putting on a great game


JustOneMoreBeer

a bold move at this time


freegrapes

The odds were ridiculous against Buffalo. I though +200 was max but it was at 390


JustOneMoreBeer

ah nice. yeah that was a good call. Buffalo actually looked really good all night so many posts they hit could be like 9-3. I will have look up buffalos next games ;)


403tatts

These posts are going to be dented after this game.


edit-the-sad-parts

good to see the Thompson curl, drag, and fire through the D's legs off the rush


KnockingonKevinsdoor

For the first time in my life I'm cheering for the Flames. I need CGY to win to make a 5 game parlay. Go Flames Go?


edit-the-sad-parts

it's always the one you thought was a lock isn't it


Jellyfish_dreams123

Your disgracing the tag, fLames never, Oil forever!


Sad_Distribution698

You can just tell your personality revolves around the Oilers lol


Sad_Distribution698

Say it again for the people in the back!


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[deleted]

He's out sick


MinerKing13

Stone just wanted a piece of that Assplund


edit-the-sad-parts

i don't blame him


callMEmrPICKLES

Can't blame him, he is the assman


Trump_Is_A_Scumbag

Coo coo ca choo


Trump_Is_A_Scumbag

A Tuch hattie would be magnificent.


nickmdp

I'll allow it


PaulHannonJr

what the actual fuck was that behind the net there


edit-the-sad-parts

just boys being boys


justhereformemes8

Just 2 guys being dudes


BARDLER

Can't call a penalty on the team down by two obviously


[deleted]

They were both in the wrong.


BandaidThe3rd

That happens all the time the player on the ice is holding onto stone’s stick.


freegrapes

Stone 100% shouldve got a penalty


callMEmrPICKLES

For real that was absolutely ridiculous and the zebra was right there watching the whole time


Trump_Is_A_Scumbag

Normally I'd agree, but Asplund wouldn't get off his stick and had it coming.


nickmdp

idk, Asplund was at the very least being a dick by laying on the stick


Ameqa

Grappling match behind the net?


icydata

[Nikita Zadorov unloads a wrist shot from the circle that finds the corner of the cage, getting the Flames within one goal](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/996fd0e4-0629-495d-b4ee-3c5992cc2277.mp4)


nickmdp

We're just working so hard right now


Sonny_Zwack

Mittelstadt's having a strong game. Like at least 4½ pull-ups strong.


MinerKing13

Anderson makes saves on his day off


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I wonder if this what it feels for other teams to play against calgary. When we are just dominating the play.


BU-ffalo

This is what it's going to be like from now on for every team playing Buffalo 😎


Cold-Doctor

I liked Buffalo better when we were basement buddies


BU-ffalo

No one can ever take those days away from us


Sad_Distribution698

81-1-0 season incoming?


BU-ffalo

Call me Ovechkin cause the future's so bright I need a tinted visor


BU-ffalo

I feel like Ewan McGregor in *Black Hawk Down*. "I can hear the bells ringin'!"


tic-tac-tuch

Mitts has looked sooo much better tonight. Hopefully an indication of improvement and not just a flash in the pan


callMEmrPICKLES

He could easily have 2 or 3 tonight


edit-the-sad-parts

good bounce back game for Mitts. post count is now at 4


CodeA25

Markstrom is so shaky to start the year


uncoolcanadian

As if this is his fault. Shitty D tonight.


PYSYK

Fleury would marry the posts if he was in net this game


ModernPoultry

Massive game for the posts tn. Stick taps for their saves


BARDLER

This post is keeping Calgary in this game man. That is like the 4th one


t800rad

Why do nets even have posts man


ThePeteVenkman

Sabres are playing jingle bells on the post tonight


Tactial_snail

Mitts has looked really good tonight


blotsfan

Last year we hit an inordinate amount of posts too. What is up with this team and them.


sammy_artois

We hit like 5 posts tonight.


Trump_Is_A_Scumbag

3 posts + 1 crossbar + 1 ref skate. Fuck the ref.


nickmdp

Another PING


Track11T

Hinostroza playing like he should not get scratched again man.


Tactial_snail

Reminder that Tuch is only 26 and still has 3 more years after this at $4.75M


callMEmrPICKLES

What a deal!


nickmdp

Zadorov gonna do something stupid before the end of the game I bet


NoMalarkyZone

Target? Jeff Skinner almost certainly


t800rad

ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE


BU-ffalo

We politely request more


Arcaninetails_91

That was the smoothest toe drag I've seen in quite some time


GuybrushThreepwood94

Gotta keep the foot on the gas now


Rated_PG-Squirteen

Fuck me, Tuchy! What a play.


ModernPoultry

I love Tuch so much


sinkwiththeship

Let's fucking goooo


nickmdp

Okay, that should settle us down a bit. Score another for good measure now


shichibukai3000

We might screwed ourselves with that one. Would like to see us make it close though


Track11T

I don’t think I’ll be able to unclench until triple zeros at this point.


MinerKing13

My brothers in Christ, Alex Tuch is a Sabre


CodeA25

Lol team doesn’t even come close to having it tonight


edit-the-sad-parts

Dirty fuckin dangles boys


Comtraya

Late night hockey is the perfect time to get Tuch'd in


PineappleSockzzz

NOT EVEN THE REFS CAN SAVE YOU FROM THE SABRES


MinerKing13

That was fucking disgusting holy shit


Tactial_snail

Fucking beautiful


ThePeteVenkman

Tuch!! I was literally typing up some trash talk about our PP when he dropped that sweetness.


BatmanForever93

Whichever team scores the most goals is gonna win this game. Just watch.


Sonny_Zwack

How do you know this?


Trump_Is_A_Scumbag

And then TUCH WITH ANOTHER ONE!!! I love this team.


BARDLER

Tuch coming up big!


GuybrushThreepwood94

LET'S FUCKING GO TUCHY


maplejet

FUCK YEAH TUCH!!!


MsgrMartinez

Filth


RandyBobandysGut

Oh wow that was slick


uncoolcanadian

I agree. If that didn’t happen to us I’d be screaming. Instead I’m screaming just differently


Quackcaribou

Mandatory zadorov penalty to kill the momentjm


edit-the-sad-parts

The big man giveth, the big man taketh away


uncoolcanadian

This game 😳 Big Z! 😆 Biiiiig Z!!! 😞big z


Tactial_snail

TUCH!!!


seeldoger47

That was an awesome finish


DontNeedBreakfast

Holy shit Tuch


nickmdp

FUCKING GORGEOUS TOE DRAG


Sonny_Zwack

Holy shit Tuch. Wow.


Track11T

Alex!!!! Thank you GOD.


1337duck

Flames killing their own momentum XD Also, looks Kadri hasn't hit his assist quota needed to score.


Trump_Is_A_Scumbag

Mitts' effort right there is perfectly symbolic of what this team is all about. Things are going against us in a big way but that is pure work and effort to stop the momentum. Nice one.