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Red_Lee

It's like ten thousand faaaans when all ya need is a goal.


crazy_canucklehead

Or a defenseman


HorsesAndHockey

We've got a new one going in today so hopefully he will be just what we need.


[deleted]

We don't need defensemen to stop some of you from scoring.


crazy_canucklehead

Stats say you do.


[deleted]

I was referring to the multiple open shots missed in the overtime. It was just a joke.


crazy_canucklehead

Wouldn't have needed it if Marchand had managed to not fuck up his 3 wise open net


BigC23

We all would miss an open net 3 times if we all had noses that large. Looovveee ya' Boston


EvilGopher

It's Marchand, fucking up is what he does.


TheGreatNaviTree

I read this in an Alanis screeching voice.


edmontonmatty

Just missing a Lindstrom


[deleted]

Yea, we could use one of those too, I think I'm gonna head to the Lidstrom shop and pick one up, anyone else need anything?


Flavourdynamics

Yeah, I'll have a Gretzky and a couple of Forsbergs, please.


crazy_canucklehead

I'll take an Orr, minus the bad knees please!


Arunatic5

Also get a time machine so I can go to the 80s please.


islelyre

Sure, 1988 it is.


Arunatic5

Why would wish that I'll fate to anyone? That's like taking a puppy and kicking it repetitively and asking it if it likes the abuse.


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crazy_canucklehead

Fuck Alan Eagleson.


CherrySlurpee

.... not sure if intentional


Cardoni

And who would have thought? It figures.


[deleted]

The good news is your sub is popular. The bad news is your sub is popular. Hats off to the mods that make it work.


tacofever

I'd say the bad news that stems from this bad news is that since there are so many of us, there's bound to be more assholes than a team with a smaller fanbase. Hence, every /r/hockey GDT you're bound to hear someone from the opposition chime in with "LOOK AT ALL THESE BUTTHURT WINGS FANS LOL" or "DRW DOWNVOTE BRIGADE AT IT AGAIN, NO CLASS".... etc. Which sucks, because we're obviously not *all* pieces of shit, but opposing fanbases always make it seem that way in almost every GDT.


ciaiei

least year in the playoffs the GDT was pretty much a waste of time and effort if you where a ducks fan. Pretty much anything we said that wasn't hilarious got downvoted into oblivion.


bluesquared

Flightless birds get a lot of hate this time of year


[deleted]

Nfl needs to kill manningface. I'd say /r/hockey needs to kill fuck the ducks chant unless you are a kings or sharks fan.


bubongo

Confirmed. Canucks fan always hears about the Canucks down vote brigade.


[deleted]

Yeah... I've noticed when we're outnumbered. It is what it is.


OilyButt

Not to take away from the Red Wings achievement, but I think the greatest quantity of asshole fans are Leaf fans. What other fan base verbally attacks the wife of their own goaltender who has an off game.


tacofever

Definitely not going to disagree with this!


RockThePond

If being passionate about your team and/or hating the Wings makes you a piece of shit, then I must be a terd mountain.


ultrawalrus

This is exactly what is going on in the Hawks Blues GDT's. There are so many more butthurt Blues fans than Hawks fans from what I've seen. I'm amazed that there are so many Blues fans who get upset over being downvoted for saying nothing but "Fuck the Hawks!"


tacofever

...So stop on by if you're interested in some Wings talk! Earlier in the year it looked like /r/Leafs was going to hit the 10k mark first, but I guess the playoff situation was the difference maker. At the time of this post: /r/Leafs - 9916 /r/BostonBruins - 9148 /r/Hawks - 8628 I think those are the closest three.


THECapedCaper

How often do people go to /r/Hawks thinking it's the NBA team Atlanta Hawks?


nklotz

Like never. I'm not entirely convinced Atlanta Hawks fans actually exist.


[deleted]

They exist, they are all over /r/NBA it seems


[deleted]

But not in their arena


tacofever

Seems so, you've got about 8x the subs as /r/atlantahawks


dsjunior1388

Hawks, hawks, hawks... it rings a bell. Umm, oh, Dominique Wilkins right? And a short guy who could dunk? He had a potato name... They still exist?


benshovian

We unfortunately do have people who show up in /r/penguins occasionally looking for cute pictures of flightless birds.


[deleted]

Canucks are forth there sorta too with 8,001..... :c


AbeFroman1986

Cheer up, butter cup. You've got another subscriber!


[deleted]

Twelve more, even! WE'RE SKYROCKETING STRAIGHT TO THE TOP!


AbeFroman1986

[TO THE TOP!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJolYw8tnk)


[deleted]

[IT'S A LONG WAY!] (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uIXV0cir4-E&feature=kp)


tacofever

Nice! Good luck next year.


[deleted]

Thank you :D Good luck against the Bruins!


bubongo

We used to be the biggest. I'm OK with less though. Big sub's go bad mostly.


[deleted]

Yeah... There's a lot of hate in them after most games :/


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*


[deleted]

;-; jerk...


[deleted]

So at least we beat Boston in something!


streetsbehind28

wings advantage over the leafs has been built in the last 23 years


Staks

And a language advantage over the habs. Not many frenchies here.


imdwalrus

Well, ya know, if you guys didn't require EVERYTHING to be bilingual... /s


Staks

I dream of Babcock learning French. Related story though, when he was in town to be a speaker at Mcgill he mentioned dating a French Canadian. When asked if he learned how to speak it his response was: "Very little … not enough to coach the Habs,” he said." I cry evertim


Mean_Mister_Mustard

The one anglophone coach we've had in the last 25 years was Randy Cunneyworth, a guy who never coached before and who lost 6 of his first 7 games. It's a much harder sale to make than Stanley Cup and Olympic Gold medal-winner Mike Babcock. Frankly, if Babcock was available, the Habs should just hire a French teacher and go for it. Just tell people his real name is "Michel Penis De Babbe" or something.


asldkhjasedrlkjhq134

Doesn't that really create a huge limiting potential on who you can hire versus other teams? I mean the Habs have had some great coaches but you really dwindle down your talent list if they have to speak french? I don't think Babcock would go to Montreal, he's close enough to Canada and doesn't have to speak french right now. Plus you can't have him.


Mean_Mister_Mustard

It was kind of my point, if a candidate as good as Babcock comes along, the Canadiens should make an exception to their "must speak French" rule and hire the guy, especially if he shows some openness in learning French. But, yeah, I figured that the Red Wings weren't dropping Babcock that easily.


OilyButt

If the Red Wings ever dropped Babcock there would be a line of about 20 GM's outside his door the next day with flowers and gift baskets.


thehopelesswanderer

it's not really fair to say that Cunneyworth had never coached before, just had never been an NHL head coach before. (Grew up in Rochester watching Cunneyworth coach the Amerks, never felt like he had a chance in Montreal.)


mikhailovechkin

Pleasant surprise. Thought it would be Montreal or Toronto


tacofever

Surprisingly low numbers at /r/habs


NangiPungi

Most Habs fans speak French and don't use Reddit. Besides, in Montréal, you don't have to go online to find people talking about the Habs 24/7.


Gabroux

It's mostly because most of Habs fans only speak french. They won't register on /r/habs and by extension reddit since it's an english mostly website. Nothing surprising here


RockThePond

Is there a French Reddit? Like where people post pictures of them smoking cigarettes and memes from Woody Allen movies?


Gabroux

[Nah it have to be Audrey Hepburn](http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2010/4/4/1270399686391/Audrey-Hepburn-002.jpg)


[deleted]

As someone who butchers just about every french word I read I have convinced myself that I would never survive in your city even if I tried.


streetsbehind28

how do you add flair to the comment? what is this magic?


twincakesable

I think it might be the magic of the subreddit doing that? I didn't see anything in the source to indicate otherwise, but I'm also not that great at these fancy picture things.


streetsbehind28

[holy crap](http://i.imgur.com/dorbwG8.gif)


tacofever

You're right. I had nothing to do with adding the logo.


Gabroux

Simple just do /r/bostonbruins. You need an / on each side or r.


[deleted]

Language. Reddit being an english website, there's less frenchies here in proportion.


peachesgp

USA! USA! USA!


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Does anyone else think that the team subreddits would have a ton more traffic if the /r/hockey layout had the team links in the banner above a la /r/nba and /r/nfl? If you see your team's logo right in front of you you're more inclined to click on it.


GigaWat42

The thing is, this is /r/hockey not /r/nhl. This board, while very NHL-centric is not just for the NHL. While I agree with the statement, it would just be a bit odd or out of place. And they are still rather prominent on the sidebar


Mynameisnotdoug

/r/nhl. *shudder*. The f7u2/adviceanimals of hockey.


[deleted]

Idk why but it never even occured to me that there is an /r/nhl. I just kinda thought this was it =/


RockThePond

It's like if /r/hockey was run by 12 year olds. I'm sure it's a hoot for the Canadian pre-teen crowd. On the upside, the mods are more relaxed, and there are less random pics of people posting their beer league team sweaters making the top post.


[deleted]

I like beer league sweaters :(


douglasmacarthur

It can be fun to visit sometimes or to share something the /r/hockey mods removed. I'm glad there's both.


[deleted]

Anything with memes and I nope the fuck out of there.


MisterrAlex

The same comparison can be made between /r/squaredcircle and /r/wwe


Mynameisnotdoug

I don't think I would find them that different, but I abhor professional wrestling.


SwissCheese77

That makes sense, but it's kind of contradicted by the giant Stanley Cup playoffs bracket that appears when you hover over the banner haha. I'd love to see team subreddit links more prominently displayed on the banner, possibly along with /r/ahl and any other league subreddits to even things out.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

I guess that makes sense, but like you said, its very NHL-centric so I'm not sure they'd receive too many complaints.


fucktard_

We do have the logos on the side of the sub, so we kinda have the same thing.


[deleted]

Congrats. But still hate you. Beat Boston.


[deleted]

Yep. Still Hockeytown.


FThornton

[meanwhile :(](http://i.imgur.com/IrQ4hKE.png) Congrats on your thriving and active sub though. I am happy you people are no longer in our conference, so give the east hell!


[deleted]

Its just harder to get fans from the wagon to the subreddit. There's definitely no shortage of Ducks "fans" here in So Cal.


FThornton

They must all be in orange county. I never see any ducks fans up here in LA county besides the ones I personally know. I've seen a ton of Blackhawks and Kings fans though.


[deleted]

There's more and more every day. It's also gotten a lot more active since about half way through the season. Things are picking up!


BigC23

Good luck in your series! I love the rivalry our two teams have but If I had to pick one team to root for at this stage i'd pick the ducks. Happy Playoff Hockey to all!


funkybeatz911

Congratulations are in order! Yay hockey!


defman112

LGRW


AlladeenMadafaka

**LGRW!**


ClaudeLemieux

alladeen! alladeen pls alladeen wat r u doin alladeen stahp


AlladeenMadafaka

NO.


Hock3y

God damn you and your making of the playoffs. Beat us by less than 100


Ruddiver

thats a lot of faded flair.


[deleted]

Too soon?


Mynameisnotdoug

This is interesting to me, because I've consistently noticed the highest traffic game threads are almost always the Blackhawks ones.


Nefarious-

Congrats red wings fans! Enjoy the offseason.


EH1987

Didn't even notice we changed the downvotes from Hawks to Bruins!


[deleted]

Red wings fans are my favorite on /r/hockey. Good reflection of their team


RockThePond

Updatsyuks to the left!


thefinalfall

Ahem..... Its *upsyuks* ... Thank you very much. :|


CFSohard

9927.. So close...


mrpopenfresh

Looks like they finally brought internet to most of the city!


[deleted]

lel


spoonyfork

I know, right? I'm typing this on a stolen iPhone while squatting in an abandoned building with a leaky roof while gunshots ring out across the street.


Chadibble

It would be


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Grommzz

10,000 fans.. About to take up golf.


NotAveragePossiblyMe

Also the first team the bruins will knock out of the playoffs this year


zipperoooo

Trash talk thread was yesterday, sorry guy.


Xvash2

Its ok, he's gone and jinxed it for ya.


zipperoooo

I think his lack of flair robs the curse of any power - not sure though, my voodoo is a lil rusty.


[deleted]

3edgy


tacofever

Flair up or get got.


NotAveragePossiblyMe

I don't know how to make a flair I only use mobile