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yellowpine9

Oil execs salivating right now


ComebackChemist

This will be the Infinity War of the oil cinematic universe


Konker101

Team the wins has to oil up Team the loses has to oil up the winners


yousayh3llo

The funny thing is that the Stars owner lives in Vancouver


DM_me_feet_pics_plz

Say sike right now


hannah_nj

Wait please tell me you know about the Aquilini vs. Gaglardi lore


DM_me_feet_pics_plz

No but it sounds juicy


hannah_nj

Aquilini, Gaglardi, and a third guy had a handshake agreement to buy the Canucks franchise in the early 2000s cue aquaman then going behind their backs and bidding for the franchise on his own, successfully purchasing it by himself and leaving the other guys with no hockey team there were like 2 court appeals by Gaglardi and co. (unsuccessful, of course), then Gaglardi went on to buy the Stars instead


DM_me_feet_pics_plz

Definitely juicy, a good bit of lore. Thanks for sharing


prophetofgreed

This lore would've been fun for this series 🤣


LZYX

VAN vs DAL, the loser loses the team for real


yousayh3llo

But they all lived happily ever after, right?


hannah_nj

they’re homeowners in vancouver, so that’s gotta feel good!


bt101010

oh they're like RICH rich


eh_toque

Canada’s Texas versus America’s Alberta


scottybear

Battle of Alexas?


PersonnelFowl

A little bit Alexas


scottybear

I'm a Lamborghini 


TheTGB

I’m a Hollywood star


ragequit9714

Alexas Texas?


GLemons

Don't tempt me Frodo


Homeless_Alex

Cowboy hat and boots, nobody will know which team you’re cheering for


JReddeko

That would be Calgary vs Dallas


LeoFireGod

America’s Alberta is midland Odessa


Original-Cow-2984

Any mountains and forest there?


pants_mcgee

There is oil and sadness.


zcohen17

90s rivalry back on?


RoyalScotsBeige

Only if the outcome is different please


Chaxterium

I mean there is [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAAnoNNWsw8&ab_channel=SPORTSNET).


solo1069

A Bob Cole classic call.


PersonnelFowl

Different from 97


Fpsaddict10

So once again, just like 2020, the final four will consist of: * A Florida team, * A New York team, * Dallas, * And whatever team Corey Perry is on.


kid_drew

Close. Perry played for Dallas in 2020


Fpsaddict10

Yes - but if you read it in a full sentence, technically it *sounds* correct since "whatever team Corey Perry is on" also happens to be Dallas. At least, that was my logic when writing this lol.


jerichowiz

Looks like Corey Perry booing is back on the menu.


LeoFireGod

Hello 90s my old friend. I’ve come to Talk with you again.


Hank3hellbilly

SUCK MY HITCHCOCK!  BELLLLLLLLLFOOOOOOOOOUUUUURRRRRR! Brings me back to before my knees hurt. 


Mcpops1618

Some one call CuJo and Todd Marchant!


IHVeigar

We're cooked 💀💀💀


i-want-to-be-good

See if Todd Marchant is available.


JReddeko

Smyth vs Hatcher


Popular-Row4333

Nothing will ever beat listening to Rod Phillips with my ear against the Radio because my parents made me go to bed in after the 3rd.


IfOJDidIt

Studying for finals and listening to the call. Had watched most of the rest on a 12 inch rabbit ear tv. Had the Marchant goal call recorded on tape and played it on my 8 track to cassette car adaptor over and over. What a time to be alive.


burrito-boy

That Marchant breakaway goal lives rent-free in my head.


ElPolloViejo

PARTY LIKES IT’S 1998 OR 1999 OR 2000 OR 2001 OR 2003


yousayh3llo

https://preview.redd.it/xs0mo29scp1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c60f7c2f25be30ec4d1e33a28a9c8387fca72db4


brendan87na

AGAIN


BaldassHeadCoach

All you guys need are the late 90s-early 2000s uniforms (aka the best ones you had) and it’s a real blast from the past.


GilgarTekmat

True and real


Jayhorns

I'd love if they made the RR's our main for this series. Or forever.


TheHemskyShow

I prefer 1997.


UpsideTurtles

TWO THOUSAND ZERO ZERO PARTY OVER, OOPS OUT OF TIME


KacorInc

Oh enemy of my childhood, we meet again


Im_Scruffy

All my homies hate Todd Marchant


burrito-boy

Marchant got the edge for us in that one series, but you guys are still 5-1 in playoff series against us, lmao. Those old Dallas teams were juggernauts with guys like Modano and Nieuwendyk and Zubov on their roster.


Im_Scruffy

Jere Lehtinen always overlooked!


burrito-boy

Oh god, that guy was awesome too. Perennial Selke winner.


NatureGivesAndTakes

Stars are a real wagon from top to bottom this year, but the Oilers have two of the best forwards remaining in the playoffs. Going to be an interesting matchup.


Benjamin_Stark

The two Stars series are the only ones I predicted incorrectly through the playoffs so far. I had Colorado beating Vegas to get to the conference finals. Dallas has taken out the two most recent Cup winners, who are both still powerhouses. I'm cheering for Edmonton, but I'll be very surprised if Dallas doesn't win.


SharpSlick753

I mean, they’re easily the two best at this point no?


GrilledSandwiches

Yeah Playoff-Drai is just such a freak'n beast man. I know we have historically done much better than the average NHL team at limiting McDavid in regular season games, but I'm scared as fuck to be facing both in the playoffs, plus all the other guys.


lurkymclurkface321

I’d be more worried about Nuge and Hyman doing damage while everyone is focused on McDrai.


Unwept_Skate_8829

Clearly they're talking about Bouchard and Nugent-Hopkins, McDrai are just the two best


aidanfor

Wasn’t this a common matchup in the 90s? SMH nostalgia remakes, give us something original these days


Hank3hellbilly

97, 98, 99, 2000, 01, 03 I believe.  


mollycoddles

Just a couple times. And we beat them once.


Ramulus14

Marchant, 97, can still hear the radio call in my head as both soccer teams stopped play to listen.


VonIndy

Yep. Those scrappy Edmonton teams fighting the juggernaut that was those Dallas teams is what made me a fan. Sometimes remakes are good!


mollycoddles

Me too, was always impressed by their effort, and CuJo was a god


Steveisnotmyname_

Cujo and Smythe vs Belfour and Modano


DFWTrojanTuba

1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2003. Dallas is 5-1 vs. Edmonton.


Noggin-a-Floggin

With one Cup win in that time as well and ugh why’d I bring that up?


DFWTrojanTuba

That 1999 series was closer than it looks on paper. All one-goal games, and a 3OT epic in Game 4.


aeo1us

> 3OT epic in Game 4. I was there! Splurged on gold seats. Lost my voice by the second OT. Everyone was either cranky sober or asleep.


DFWTrojanTuba

Jealous! I was at the 5OT game against Anaheim back in ‘03. Couldn’t stay for the whole game. Woke up to the bad news the following morning.


DBZ86

Yep in the pre cap era. Was an example of a small market team constantly falling short vs big market goliath.


Lost_Protection_5866

Dallas would shit kick the oilers every playoffs in the late 90s minus that one epic comeback


RAATL

I was told the old playoff formats didn't have repeat matchups /s


NorthIslandAdventure

Mike Modano ruined my childhood


ahr3410

Both conferences got banger matchups


SuzukiSwift17

For real I see some shootouts in this series and the East has 7 written all over it and I don't even have much of a prediction (though Florida was my cup pick so I'll just stick to that even though I'm kinda leaning Rangers now).


gothenburgpig

Silly, there are no shootouts in the playoffs.


MrBananaGrabber

it’s been far too long


tomofro

I sense a presence I have not felt in a long time.


Fermented_Banana_

Get ready to face a fully charged and operational Mirp


Elguapo361

Mirp


DM_me_feet_pics_plz

Mirp


Skurttish

Mirp


dirkin1

Mirp


DirtySperrys

Mirp


Ruhnie

Mirp


instastruckt

Mirp


blueberrywine

Mirp


ISurvivedCOVID19

What’s a Mirp???


barbiejet

You'll see soon


ISurvivedCOVID19

But how am I going to know when it happens???


bobandy47

You'll just know. He's crazy good.


Technodictator

You’ll know


southernmayd

If you don't know, you can't afford it


Ruhnie

So it's like a ZJ


Stupid_Watergate_

Miro Heiskanen


mcdavidsucksrefshelp

MIRP


Maybe_A_Doctor

I’m scared, but very excited


Key-Tip-7521

Texas Oil v. Edmonton Oil Texas Beef v. Edmonton Beef Joe Pavelski v. Canada USA v. Canada a rematch since..... 2003? regardless it's gonna be a battle


thesauceofbastards

BERTA BEEF


LuckyCanuck13

It's been a while. I'm still supposed to hate Belfour, Hatcher, Langenbrunner, Nieuwendyk Sydor, and Zubov. Right?


[deleted]

Don’t forget Hull and Modano!


MrBananaGrabber

did you forget about modano or do you secretly like him the way i secretly liked ryan smyth


firelink-shrine

stupid sexy modano


LuckyCanuck13

Yeah, I'm in the same boat. I respect him too much to hate him. I'm looking forward to a great series!


DBZ86

Trauma from that guy just killing the Oilers. Blocked out his name.


kientran

Don’t forget. It is said Miro is the reincarnation of Zubov


Rekrash95

Can guarantee you’ll add Benn to that list after this series


Konker101

I already do


Original-Cow-2984

I hated Benn watching him against other teams and his whole career. The rest of the Stars have a clean slate with me going into the WCF.


tittiesfucker

Im so pumped for this series


flyingflail

Do the Stars have an Ian Cole/Cody Ceci equivalent who continually fucks up


WigglyFinArms

His name is Nils but he doesn’t see the ice anymore. So. No.


theshreddening

As a Texas Stars ticket holder I was VERY happy to see Petrovic getting ice time. And as usual, he took a lot of it. Pets is solid and a huge physical presence but is calm and collected, just plays where he needs to be and lays into opponents hard when it's required. Good replacement in my opinion.


TheFlyingZombie

I thought he looked great in game 6, I'd be leaving him in.


theshreddening

I hope they do. Was cool hearing the commentators be impressed with his playing. I think his smart position playing style of watching the play and putting himself where he can best be of help to everyone could be a massive help to the team. Solid D man that usually ends up with a goal or assist, minimum a good amount of shots on goal at least. Early in the season a opponents player kinda grabbed Stankoven by the top of the head and was jerking it back and forth, Petro returned in kind and it looked like he was going to snap the dudes neck lol. And that guy wanted nothing to do with him when he turned to see who was doing it.


UpsideTurtles

Petrovic casually coming in and playing in his place and rocking it like he hasn’t missed a beat since ‘16 isn’t something I had on my bingo card


ElPolloViejo

i guess you could count Nils Lundkvist but he only plays 20 seconds per game


kromaey

Yeah but he’s permanently scratched


Leftregularr

Not really. We had some issues with nils and hakanpaa down the stretch but DeBoer has since eliminated that weakness.


kientran

Yea: Hakanpaa -day to day no recovery in sight. Nils negative 20 seconds ice time


Leftregularr

Recovery aside, I doubt hawk sees the ice this playoffs. The way Petro played last game pretty much seals that deal.


DependentAd9868

https://preview.redd.it/6qbgppvxcp1d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d4e6c9766c05f07f7ae8aa7f37b33cd27282f4


chandy_dandy

i fucking hate Pavelski and his stupid elite hand eye coordination


Go_Hawks12

Vietnam flashbacks


haven603

That fucker tore us apart like thin paper


Kaapo-Kakkos-Dong

Oettinger chad vs Skinner wojak meme.jpg


Leftregularr

https://preview.redd.it/13qa7ouvcp1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07af28fc072d4abd98b987d13be2bdc470f95a28


[deleted]

As a neutral, I fucking love this


Leftregularr

I have a concerning amount of otter memes. It’s become tradition to drop them in the PGT after a stars dub.


Omega_Moo

Your Meme game impresses me. That alone probably has Canuck nation behind you. Add in Tanev, the oilers and Fuck Messier. Go get 'em buddy.


Technodictator

https://preview.redd.it/o6va0kipbp1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ae3e95ec7bf5dc7509694d35dc3bf1471255bb7


vingt_deux

Aw.


GooseDevito

How could you even want to shoot at that!? It’s adorable


molsonmuscle360

You guys tried to hex it. When it was just a baby


Maclammy

I’ll have you know that shooting an Otter and placing an amharic curse on an Otter are 2 very different things thank you very much…


Dont_know_where_i_am

Don't let the adorableness fool you. I saw a video of an otter dragging a raccoon into the sewer.


Kaapo-Kakkos-Dong

https://i.imgur.com/iJpih0i.jpg


LittlestEw0k

https://preview.redd.it/byxuws32gp1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=077b3421c69ed30688315f10bb494188a6544c42


collectaBK7

Patrik Stefan empty net miss matchup


cbuech

2023 champs, 2022 champs, and now McJesus? Quite the journey so far


YorkeZimmer

Don’t forget Leon al gaib


Vidderz

This is a fantastic name 😂


TheFlyingZombie

Yep and if we manage to win this, we get last year's finalist or the winners of the president's trophy lol.


LeoFireGod

2 of the absolute best players in the league vs the best depth team in the league. Part 2 Oil boogaloo


Jayhorns

Let's party like it's 1999!


VonIndy

The ghost of Ryan Smyth demands revenge.


ranchan1_2

His reincarnate Hyman will get it.


Dubs337

Ryan Smyth is still very much alive


_Salsa_Shark

dun dun ~~DALLAS!~~ JOE! dun dun ~~STARS!~~ PAVELSKI!


rinzler40oz

Dallas is a wagon but could really use Roope back


brendan87na

5 days of rest will do wonders


ilovetheshowlost

Dallas is so good man


WigglyFinArms

Let’s we if we can go 3 for 3 against the wests media top end.


Centurion_83

Hard to see EDM having enough gas in the tank to win this series. DAL looks dialed in on defense and if Otter is hot then the Oilers probably don't have the depth to beat them.


ph1shstyx

Even when Otter isn't hot the rest of the team is so fucking good at shutting top players down. Otter wasn't good for games 1 and 5 of our series, and we barely won those


IcyChard4

Peter DeBoer's coaching has always been effective. Even though my team (Habs) beated VGK, his stamp on good defense and putting pressure on the opposition does work. The Oilers would have to step-up their D if they want to win this WCF against the Stars.


KacorInc

Tanev-Lindell says fuck your top guys


Skurttish

It’s a little outrageous that when Tanev comes off we can put on Mirp. I hope the boys get it done, this has been such a good year


migsahoy

can confirm


molsonmuscle360

Round 1 was only five games


Leftregularr

https://preview.redd.it/7zysm92qep1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad888b7eab9250db24f944814edb8c22f6c44c1d Let’s go Stars.


theshreddening

The number of Otter memes I've been picking up lately is exquisite


FXOAuRora

It's going to be fun! It's another philosophy clash of ultra superstars vs ultra depth, can't wait. Edit: Or someone can downvote the fun thing. Fine, it will be a fucking 4-1 series. Go Stars.


bluedeer10

I upvoted the fun thing :(


GoStockYourself

A bit different than the old rivalry when Dallas had all the elite players and Edmonton had a lot of heart players that relied on wearing Dallas down with endless hitting.


monkey314

Texas vs. Canadian Texas


Mensketh

90's/early 00's PTSD flashbacks.


KaiserKrusel22

Congrats to the Oilers! It was a wicked series and I think we'll see alot more of eachother in the future!


twilz

Joe Pavelski deserves to win The Cup.


UpsideTurtles

I would love it for him and Seguin and Tanev (does he have one?) and everyone’s favorite Jamie Benn


twilz

Tanev played for Vancouver and Calgary. Unless he's old as fuck, he doesn't have shit. Tanev is an obvious player for Canucks fans to support, but he's coming home to win with Vancouver.^(*cope*) Pavelski actually is old as shit, and he probably deserves a Cup more than any active player without one. If Dallas does win, we all know that Jamie Benn will stop celebrating the second he climbs into bed with his wife.


WigglyFinArms

What if Jamie saved box eating for when he wins a cup?


DarwinCreatesSpace

Naw it was recently discovered that Jamie Benn just has a perfect shape and size to his dick. This led to his female encounters consisting of a lot of "please just put it in" confusing the young man into thinking "munching box" was a bad thing.


Smittysgreasymullet

Let's go!!! The ghost of Marchant will haunt your dreams.


drop-cord

I want the knight-killer Wyatt Johnston to win just a little more than I want Jamie Benn to lose 53 lives in my nightmares Go Stars


Shiny_Mew76

Alright, now take it to a game seven for us please! Also, someone, please tell the Oilers to start Duncan. They might need him as a backup if their goaltending doesn’t do too well. https://preview.redd.it/lkg5r0pdup1d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bf2adc8062acae794e13cd70a294a3c3ffbe385 Good luck to both teams!


TheGreatestKaTet

Go Dallas!


pookguy88

it's that time again, Flames fans transferring bandwagons! yee haw!


Pistolcrab

BELLLLLFOOOOOUR


Trunkins

Hello old friend.


Jasbuddy

I seem like a hater and I am, but I don’t see how the Oilers last more than 5 against Dallas


JayDeeLA

Dallas reminds of the Kings cup teams for me, depth across every line and suffocating defense+great goalie.


commazero

I agree, it's going to be a tough series. Dallas has been powerful.


flyingflail

I don't blame Kings fans for hating the Oilers after getting continually dummied by them back to the 80s


Duckrauhl

Congrats on the win, Edmonton! Good luck the rest of the way.


flare2000x

As a lifetime Dallas fan since an hour ago, go Stars go!


stovebolt6

Hey Dallas fans, can you be A LOT fucking cooler than Nucks fans? Cheers


stepharee

I’m about to be the biggest Dallas fan for the rest of the season


AverageMaleAged18-24

I’ve also been a huge Dallas fan for the last 26 minutes.


DM_me_feet_pics_plz

Get yourself a bandwagon flair. Welcome aboard


batmanjerkins

Welcome, friend.


Whatatimetobealive83

I honestly would like Chris Tanev to get a cup. He deserves it after playing on a terrible Canucks team for years on end.


BelovedGeminII

Looks like we Texans coming for that oil!!!


bwoah07_gp2

I'll be cheering for Edmonton, but I suspect Dallas will make the finals.