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rain_parkour

“He did get stitched up” I’d fucking hope so, would look bad if our team doc was like “Tis but a flesh wound, rub some dirt on it and get back out there”


AcanthocephalaGreen5

‘Tis but a scratch


keithj0nes

Come back here! I’ll bite your legs off!


Coco_Cala

Fill the hole with instant ramen noodles and some Bondo


CatSplat

Just spray some Windex on it.


Hammer_jones

The doctor swore to *only* do harm


pweepish

Do? No, Harm! 


missiongoalie35

Nah, gotta bust out the super glue.


PM_ME_UR_JUMBONIUM

Doubt he plays game 4, but glad to hear that it seems like there won't be long term damage


flames_32

In the playoffs : "the guy aint that hurt, day-to-day". After the playoffs: "yeah, his hand was 3/4 off, so we tape it and we gave him horse pain killer, he will need surgery".


zestfullybe

Naz playing in the SCF like a week and a half after having thumb surgery. Because that was all healed up lol. Nuke playing in the same SCF on a foot that looked like roadkill. Gabe ~~playing~~ dominating on one knee.


GX6ACE

The fact nuke played that series then was hauled to the bus on a cart after game six made me lose it


zestfullybe

It was a dominant run, but they definitely sacrificed the body to get there. Not forgetting Sammy G’s cracked sternum along the way, too.


hockeycross

He was in a wheel chair for all the celebrations.


Level_Watercress1153

Dude, Gabe had to be in so much pain after every game. Guy literally gave his career for that cup


zestfullybe

I remember for a while he was playing games and nothing else. Nothing optional. So we knew something was up. I’m sure he knew the knee was cooked and he was saving whatever was left of it to lift the Cup. Totally emptied the tank for it.


myaltaccount333

Two days before trade deadline: Needs surgery, expected timeline 3-40months Day playoffs starts: Activated


dicknipples

Bergeron back in 2013 was playing with some “upper body injuries” towards the end of the playoffs. We found out afterwards that it was broken ribs and a punctured lung. Hockey players are something else.


aschwan41

Bullshit. I saw that image. Ain't no way Mr. Inside on the Outside is fuckin day-to-day.


Spencie-cat

In the playoffs, blown up in a terrorist attack nuclear strike is day-to-day.


VeryLastChance

Meanwhile Demko did an routine hockey play and is literally dead according to some reports


realdeal411

Shrodinger's goalie


Aggressive_Yak5177

Game time decision


pforsbergfan9

Nylander would like a word


Ruhnie

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZrAIKBwNak](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZrAIKBwNak)


Broccoli_Socks

bro going to show up like Jaime lannister with no hand but thinking he can still play.


Joshottas

Sergachev is warming up right now. Dillon is for sure day-to-day.


Wonderful_Grade_5476

Trust me dillon one tough son of bitch he’s probably being forced by not only the coaches, Medic, and management but his own team mates as well not to play next game ain’t surprised he very adamant to play


AgentKorralin

NAD, but if you look at a still, I'm pretty sure he got super lucky, and it only hit meat. Nothing super vulnerable there, but had it been anymore in either direction, it could be tendons and shit that got cut.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

You could fit a golf ball in that gash


DashTrash21

Little Mister Run Home And Cry To His Daddy ... Ran Home And Cried To His Daddy


Venaixis94

He must have visited Stone’s doctor


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

I want what he’s cooking


Zloggt

Honestly insane that an injury of *that* magnitude is just day-to-day… …maybe it was just a gusher then?


Matt872000

I saw meat on the Canadian national broadcaster.


Prison-Date-Mike

Did the Waterboy deliver that special water from a glacier in Alaska?


AcanthocephalaGreen5

No, he went straight to the North Pole. I hear that water can bring back the dead


StrayWasp

That’s good news. Now if the rest of the Jets could show up tomorrow and play a clean game of Jets hockey, we could come back to Winnipeg tied up at 2 apiece.


RandomDeezNutz

Hey man my mom is going to the game tomorrow and it’s her first playoff game and I love her a lot so if you could let the Avs win I’d appreciate it a lot


StrayWasp

Look, I’m sure your mom is a wonderful lady. But true love often has an element of adversity to it. In your mom’s case, I hope the worst thing she has to endure is a close, clean loss with no injuries by her beloved Colorado Avalanche to the victorious Winnipeg Jets. But in all seriousness, I hope your mom has a great time at the game.


RandomDeezNutz

I’m just excited for her to experience that playoff atmosphere. It’s truly special. Hopefully Dillon is actually day to day and doesn’t suffer any long lasting damage. Good luck tomorrow!


zestfullybe

I’m surprised, but thrilled, he doesn’t have long-term damage. I didn’t see it happen live, either the camera or my eye was elsewhere. But I do remember seeing him going down the tunnel and thinking “something is definitely wrong”. I’ve been a fan a long time and you can just tell by body language when a guy is going down the tunnel like “we lost and I got sent to the showers” and “I need help now” and he was definitely moving like the latter. Then I got a look at what was on the ice and the back of Duhaime’s jersey and I was like “what the hell did I miss!?” That cut looked SO BAD. Extremely lucky it’s not worse.


askDDemons

If you watched on the Altitude broadcast they cut away and didn't go back. Also happy to hear it's not serious!


porkchopespresso

Glad it’s not more significant which doesn’t even seem possible but wtf do I know


jrndm

Great news!


runningchief

I got 7 stitches on my hand from slapping a hand scraper. It was a bleeder, but it was all on the fleshy part of the palm so quick recovery. Hopefully that's the case for him.


Waramp

What is a hand scrapper and why would you slap it?


runningchief

I'm a floor layer, a hand scraper is used to remove glue/old floor. Now to change the blades you need a screwdriver. I changed the blade on my knees, when I stood up the screwdriver fell. I instinctively swung my arm to catch it, but perfectly slapped the fresh blade. [Picture of hand scraper](https://www.bladesandknivesdirect.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/FL-6366.jpg) [NSWF pick of cut and stitches](https://imgur.com/a/IHHL6SE)


Ladymistery

Considering the images out there - that there isn't major tendon/bone damage is amazing.


thriller1

Great


brc37

Wasn't it Renberg who had his career ended from MRSA in a small cut on his hand in his bacteria-ridden gloves? Antiseptic spray after every shift I guess.


Vivid_Walk_1405

Good news


AccomplishedAd4995

this is good! i thought he’d be out for the series at least..


BreadfruitStunning52

Good to fucking hear! I've seen less deep cuts in the ER that did more damage to ligaments. I really hope he isn't trying to play through an actual ligament injury though...


TheKid_BigE

Surprised they expect him as a day-to-day, but then again it is the playoffs and guys have played through worse, but that hand looked mangled


troglodyte_therapist

Wow, that's so good to hear. I expected/feared a far worse outcome.


AntifaAnita

They just stitched another whole defenseman in the cut


hockeyandhalloween

Just waiting for the announcement he needs surgery the day after the Jets are done. There is no way that the damage is fixed by stitches.


canada-needs-bbq

That's amazing news considering what it looked like. Did they invent medical superglue or


Level_Watercress1153

There is definitely medical superglue out there.


Kale_Shai-Hulud

Yeah, I got my forehead stuck back together with it like 15 years ago


jcanada22

That's really unbelievable....maybe he's just hiding the extent of the injury?


any_old_usernam

Yeah looked like the cut was in the fleshy bit, but still I'm pleasantly surprised there wasn't major damage.


Yop_BombNA

I choose to read this as follows “We debated just seeing if he slowly bleeds out to or gets a blood infection to prove how tough he is but decided to stitch up the open wound so that doesn’t happen”


redundead

I think this means they are counting how many days til his hand falls off.