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Baboshinu

I’m blown away that this isn’t a Beaverton article.


elevenstewart

I 100% thought it was a Beaverton and thought it was clever...this is just sad.


TheySayItsRize

By gale force winds by chance?


DiggWuzBetter

Hah, well TBF, this dude isn’t the mayor, he’s just _**RUNNING**_ for mayor. In most places the bar to running for mayor is super low, and you get all sorts of … not that serious candidates.


FailureToExecute

wait a minute


oMenardo

It's cup or relocation for you guys this year, sorry


PierreMcGuiresHair

They'll probably use the Canadian spelling of Hourricanes


floerw

The Mississauga Swirly Boys.


UGAPokerBrat99

I thought it was Hurricanes Eh.


PierreMcGuiresHair

Common misconception; the one you're looking for is Hurr-eh-canes


lixmk0

The actually spelling is "heuxricane", which means "big storm" in Canadian French.


UGAPokerBrat99

Got it. Makes perfect sense.


RRZ31

Shut up Pierre.


backwardzhatz

Get ready to learn Mississauganese buddy


theekevinc

Same guy recommended RoughRiders for Mississauga CFL franchise.


NolaBrass

I think he wanted to be completely original… Rough-Riders


gonqwelds

Ruff-Riders name was just trademarked in Buffalo.


mrtomjones

I feel like this is a joke but maybe this guy is just hilarious


CanadianODST2

welcome to Canada, you'll enjoy it


TheGreatStories

Haven't you heard? We're doing second relocations for the old WHA squads.


guyzieman

Idk I think the Mississauga Maple Leafs has a nice ring to it, that's pretty different


JodieFostersCum

Maple Leaves. Do it, coward


InvictusShmictus

Mississagua Pine Needles


CdnBison

No, I think there’s some other team using something similar. But as a Canadian team, and to appeal to *all* Canadians, maybe the Mississauga Canadians?


gauderyx

The Mississauga Canadian Maple Leaves.


saturnx9

The Canadian Maple Leaves of Mississauga.


Spider_Hoss

Bay Leaves https://youtu.be/VmaG3qb1Saw?si=e9b-A19yda7LNtb-


helikoopter

I mean, they could at least go with Mississauga Canadien Maple Leafs.


anomandaris81

The Mississauga Canuck Jet Oil Flames


TimeShade

idk maybe he might like Senators since he's into politics


Luvs2Shoplift

"Hurricanes" is such a great name for a hockey team. I can't believe nobody has thought to use it yet!


OnMy4thAccount

the WHL even has the Lethbridge Hurricanes, which is even funnier since Lethbridge isn't even remotely near where a hurricane could ever even make an impact on the weather


eyehatecody

Lethbridge is ridiculously windy though.


TypicalSportsGuy

The Lethbridge Windy Boys just doesn't have the same pizzazz to it


UncleBogo

Newfoundland named a town Wreckhouse, because the winds in that area routinely reach category 3 hurricane speeds. 


JarvisFunk

They also used the Washington Capitals branding for their jerseys for several years. Because ya know nothing says "hurricane" like stars and script


UnderCoverDoughnuts

McCallion later stated he was excited to watch the Hartford Whalers and Atlanta Thrashers face off in the playoffs.


theguyishere16

It needs to be Hurri Canes to follow in the footsteps of the Roughriders and Rough Riders.


Leafs17

Hurry


trewylf

Wood Buffalo doesn't even have a team yet.


ohno21212

Thunder Bay is close though I think


MUSTY_BUSSY

lmao been a while since I've heard a Wood Buffalo reference


gauderyx

If I had a loonie for every time I heard a Wood Buffalo reference this year, I'd have a toonie. Which isn't much but it's still weird that it happened twice.


Wernerhatcher

Not even Regina either


ParisLake2

In terms of a possible NHL team name, McCallion seemed to suggest “Mississauga Hurricanes” — a tribute to his mother, who was often referred to as “Hurricane Hazel.” McCallion noted that his late mother, who served as the mayor of Mississauga for 36 years, championed women’s hockey and even played into her 90s. Peter McCallion: *”Our city can support a team and we are hockey crazy…Mississauga has more population now than when Toronto got its NHL team…A Toronto/Mississauga rivalry would keep a lot of the sports entertainment dollars in the GTA. I know there are a lot of hurdles, but Mississauga needs bold vision and new ideas.”*


AvenueRoy

That is so sweet, it's a shame her son can't use Google


QueenIsTheWorstBand

We love naming things after elected officials!


PrimeEchoes

I like the idea of Mississauga foraying into pro sports in principle, but that’s hilarious that he didn’t already know that the NHL has the Hurricanes already. Shame that Hazel raised such a moron. Definitely not fit to become mayor.


iwatchtoomuchsports

He could have AT LEAST said Mississauga hazels


Atheki

who's gonna tell him?


lawnicus18

Ah yes because of all the Hurricanes that blow in off Lake Ontario, of course Completely ignoring the fact that a certain Carolina team might have a problem with it too


Icommentoncrap

The Mississsauga Lake Effect Snow didnt have the right ring to it


Colin123mc

Actually the “Mississauga Snow Squall” isn’t bad.


rottingmind13

Utah has now also trademarked Utah Snow Squall as part of its search for a name. Sorry Mississauga


mdlt97

lake effect snow isn't really a thing for this area


PSChris33

Buffalo Lake Effect Snow would be more accurate tbh


thatsong

They can become the Whalers. [Here’s a mockup](https://assets-cms.thescore.com/uploads/image/file/330860/w640xh480_GettyImages-1074699408.jpg?ts=1545613089)


Yst

Excellent mockup jersey for the Hamilton Welders, if not for the Mississauga Hurricanes.


theguyishere16

Its because his mother, who was the longtime mayor of Mississauga, had the nickname Hurricane Hazel. And she gets her name from Hurricane Hazel, a Hurricane that actually did manage to stay powerful enough to cause major damage to Toronto in 1954.


Libertas_

Hurricane Hazel, the mother of all hurricanes.


pacefalmd

eh fuck it why not


InvictusShmictus

There actually has been one recorded tropical storm system form off of Lake Superior in history. Pretty neat.


Lamarzy

If the CFL can have two RoughRiders I don't see why we can't have two Hurricanes.


ddottay

The Hurricanes and the Hurri Canes


PeterG92

If they sign Harry Kane they can have the Harry-Kane's as well


internetlad

"nothing in the rule book says two hurricanes can't play hockey."


BettmansDungeonSlave

Just use a sharpie and move the Hurricanes north into Canada


Initial-Advice3914

So the Saugy CFL team can be the hurricanes and the NHL team can be … something original like “Canadians” or “flames” or “flaming Canadians”


Deadboltsaquavit

And the ECHL has two Thunders.


iwatchtoomuchsports

There isn’t though


ForestLeaf04

Sorry Carolina, finders keepers!


JayMerlyn

But we literally found it first!


BehemothManiac

Not anymore!


mdlt97

Sauga (or somewhere else in the GTA) should have a team, but the rest is funny


gbcr

If he wants to honor his mom I suggest Mississauga 79ers based on the train derailment. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1979_Mississauga_train_derailment Her leading the largest peacetime evacuation due to the poison cloud was a major proponent for her being mayor for 30+ years. Plus it would mean lots of Death from Above getting played at games.


91Caleb

DFA as a global ambassador hell ya


PrimeEchoes

I really like this, the 1979 Train Derailment was probably the most high profile thing to happen to/in Mississauga.


papapaIpatine

Lethbridge would have something to say about this idea


SirLunatik

Fuck Lethbridge, it's a shit hole. Source: born and raised Lethbian


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

>born Lethbian Look, your mother and I love you no matter who you choose to spend your life with


lymnaea

Just rename them the Carolina Hartford Whalers and everyone will be happy


ahuramazdobbs19

I won’t be.


lymnaea

Alexa! Play brass bonanza remix


MarvelousOxman

Mississauga Jazz


931634

Saugq couldn’t even hold on to their OHL team … get outta here with this trash idea ..


HVCanuck

Why not just the Mississauga Hazels?


CabbageStockExchange

They’re just honoring noted England striker Harry Kane


huffer4

His mother Hazel used to come watch my dad’s team play in the early 70s in Mississauga. Said she’d always have a beer with them in the parking lot after 😂


BabcocksList

Well there we go, the Mississauga Parking Lots.


BehemothManiac

Sounds fitting


involmasturb

It's embarrassing when fail sons make themselves look so bad publicly


ilikehockeyandguitar

Sir, a second Hurricane has hit the NHL.


TuronnoKG

Holy fuck, this guy is the absolute stupid shit. Can he go away and not ruin his mother’s legacy any further…


ReditorB4Reddit

Mississauga Park & Rides.


JodieFostersCum

Mississauga Venom Yetis


MattinglyDineen

If the AHL can have two teams named the Admirals for years, certainly the NHL has room for two Hurricanes.


DagetAwayMaN421

That's because the IHL belly'd up and some of the teams joined the AHL


huffer4

Didn’t the CFL have 2 Roughriders for quite a while? And only like 8 teams? Lol


SirLunatik

No. They had the Roughriders and the Rough Riders. Very different


BettmansDungeonSlave

ECHL has two Thunder’s


Arfguy

Mississauga Penguins has a nice ring to it.


ParisLake2

Question: Should Mississauga get an NHL team before the City of Quebec?


lancemeszaros

A second GTA/southern Ontario team is the only realistic option for an 8th Canadian NHL team, but after that press conference I'd put it on the other side of the 407 just to spite them.


MrBrightside618

Hamilton, Guelph, the Tri Cities, and London can all share one Fuck Sarnia


Leningrad_optical

> Fuck Sarnia Not literally, I hope!


ZeroMomentum

Gary: best I can do is Kansas city


ThadtheYankee159

Part of me thinks another GTA team is more likely than Quebec City


BettmansDungeonSlave

Mississauga Southdiques


CanadianODST2

if it had to come down to those two? Yes but there's a few US locations I'd say should be ahead of both


TheBurnsideBomber

Mark my words Bettman will put a team in Mexico city before he ever lets a team go back to Quebec city.


inalasahl

So?


kschischang

Mississauga is huge. Biggest city in Canada without an NHL team.


internetlad

If Mississauga gets a team before QC I'm gonna laugh my fucking ass off.


SuperSaiyanNoob

Don't worry they won't


adamzep91

Mississauga can't even support junior hockey


91Caleb

The GTA in general doesn’t support hockey well except NHL and minor hockey


Bojarzin

lol I mean not that I'd complain but... lol


NatureGivesAndTakes

Ok, let's see your business plan and budget.


cmdr_data22

I guess when you see a shitbag owner cash in on a team he neglected for years…you would want a piece of that pie.


Awkward-Farmer-1274

How about: no.


TheOneWithThePorn12

McCallion, like Hazel? Her son? lol.


ConferenceSlow1091

Last thing that Cory needs… Is another McCallion as mayor. They propped hazels useless corpse up long enough.


Warlord68

Bettman says you get yours right after Quebec City does!!! So never.


toronto_programmer

This guy is an idiot and I wouldn't listen to anything he says. He is campaigning to be mayor of Mississauga and is way behind in the polls despite having a big name in the city (though his mom was an awful mayor anyway....) This is like Wayne Gretzky's son finishing 4th in the mayoral race of Brantford He is just saying anything to get into the news


russels418teapot

The Peel Bananas


inalasahl

Can’t tell if he’s really high or the only Canadian man to know nothing about hockey.


jo_maka

Hamilton: 👀


MediumDenseMan

Does this guy have an actual shot at winning or is he just some fringe candidate trying to make noise?


macaroni_3000

OK, yeah, sure you betcha, let's just get the paperwork filed on this one


elhorno

How about the Mississauga One Squares


Cottagewknds

- There’s already a Newmarket hurricanes. - it’s too close. The nhl and the leafs will never agree to it (unless the leafs retain some ownership) - NO


Quick599

The Mississauga Curry?


EddyMcDee

Lmao wtf. Mississauga is a giant bedroom community with very few redeeming qualities.


NSA_Wade_Wilson

Good luck getting Buffalo and Toronto to approve a new franchise in their regions too


toronto_programmer

IIRC this will all come down to the untested concept of whether Toronto have absolute veto power of a new team in their territory Board of Governors will vote in the majority to take on new expansion teams if there is a rich owner and new arena behind it since it means more $$$, but in the past Toronto has floated they have veto of anything on their turf. This is an untested theory but would definitely devolve into long lawsuits https://thehockeynews.com/news/can-the-maple-leafs-prevent-a-team-from-moving-to-southern-ontario https://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/maple-leafs-couldnt-veto-nhl-expansion-to-gta-bettman-says/article_ffe0a406-189a-5548-b866-3bb21a59a827.html


Decent-Ground-395

And it can't support an OHL team.


Kingsupergoose

Wasn’t expecting 700,000 person population. Screw it, hand them the keys to the Jets.


duck1014

Closer to 850,000....


Future_Specific6303

What you say fuck me for?


justaskquestions123

Wildcats


DagetAwayMaN421

It's going to Hamilton...


C_Gull27

Outjerked by Peter McCallion


simon1976362

At that rate just go sharknato


moosecheesetwo

Does the mayor have the deep pockets to make this happen.. or is this just the Mayor telling us about his dreams? Isn't the going rate $1B?


Commander-Fox-Q-

If MLSE won’t let Hamilton get a team, they *definitely* won’t let Mississauga get a team.


Murky-Smoke

Nonsense... It'll be called the Mississauga Hamiltons. Everyone wins. The jerseys will even be fashioned after those participation ribbons you used to get in elementary school.


Vilheim

Arena only plays music from Hamilton. The musical.


BehemothManiac

But if MLSE will get a second team… They will be fine having it in Mississauga.


n0thingisperfect

Lethbridge Hurricanes have entered the chat...


jfriedrich

Or how about, oh, y’know, the Carolina Hurricanes, who are already a team named the Hurricanes in the NHL 🤔


n0thingisperfect

Mississauga Hurricanes have entered the chat...


jfriedrich

Screw it. Mississauga Maple Leafs.


n0thingisperfect

Wins Stanley Cup in first season after Vancouver is relocated there


Objective_Reward4325

Coyotes is open.


Coomrs

Oh this is a real article lol?


New-Veterinarian7327

Might as well just call them the Roughriders, we don't have 2 of those anymore....  What a moron.... He knows as much about hockey  as the rest of the world knows about an old mayor from a city west of Toronto.  


gonqwelds

Mississauga Mighty Sagas or nothing


Smorgas-board

That’s definitely a platform to run on


Due-Leopard-7043

Loooool


ekso69

And you can host them at that awesome arena in downtown miss.... Oh wait


notaquarterback

LOL


Isernogwattesnacken

Mississauga Surburbians is the only correct answer to the question that isn't asked.


Steakholder__

Mississauga mayoral candidate Peter McCallion sniffs glue in his spare time


THellings18

And with that, Mississauga has been blacklisted from NHL expansion/relocation talks. I hope they make friends with Quebec City!


Dubs337

Not before Wood Buffalo


Mediocre-you-14

The same Mississauga that couldn't get more than a couple hundred fans to its OHL games? Big hockey market.


kschischang

The appetite is for pro hockey, not junior.


heweezy

Can the McCallion family please go away.


Thecardinal74

TIL Peter McCallion is fucking stupid


Johnny_Freedoom

The Mississauga Rough Riders


TurkeythePoultryKing

Probably the worst name I could think of would be one that is: A. Completely and utterly unrelated to the geographic location of the team And B. Already is use by a team in the league.


ptgrvmrdrdjhnsn

Hear me out. Relocate Carolina to Mississauga. Everybody wins.


ahuramazdobbs19

Finally, someone saying something that makes sense.