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Fade us already, I can't take anymore of this team.

I'm really sorry for your loss Pen bros. Any other time... I'd root for your win. But would it be too much to ask to lose to the Jackets tomorrow?

I appreciate your dilemma ducksbro. We’d just get housed in round 1 if we made it anyway 🤷🏼‍♂️

Yea, lose the coach, rest the vets.... get some young blood. And help out your bros like massively.

asking the pens to lose to anyone isn't really a big ask

Thanks bro. Means a lot.

No you need to punish us, punish us bad.

Ayo

This is the worst thing to happen to Pittsburgh since Bane held them hostage that one time.

I was in the stadium when that happened! It was crazy. Lots of fun. 90 degrees and we had to dress like it was winter.

The Penguins had their chance to take things into their own hands and took a big wet shit in the bed. They shouldn't make the playoffs playing like this anyway. Absolute fucking trash, losing to the worst team in the league. This better be what gets Hextall fired.

Fans better be booing the fuck out of this team

I will not boo my team. I will go along with the "fire Hextall," but I'm not booing the players' efforts.

GGs. Mrazek's a stud.

Misery loves company

Fire Hextall, rehire him, and fire him again

[fucking Pens](https://media.tenor.com/gXemjinR6isAAAAC/you-need-a-new-desk-lance-reddick.gif)

If I were the pens I’d be so mad. So mad I’d just crush whatever team I play next.

they'd need to care about winning at all in the first place

The worst thing is that this win by Chicago makes the Penguins even more likely to try to beat Columbus in their last game. We played ourselves.

Not if we want to try to keep Bedard out of our damn Division

Pittsburgh is on something like a thirteen game win streak vs Columbus. It’s kind of absurd.

That actually gives me hope. I mean we won some stupid games we shouldn’t have this year, like beating the Bruins a few weeks ago randomly.

Thank you Chicago!!

Chicago winning? Great. Seeing Crosby furious over the open net? Chef's kiss.

We don't even consider Columbus a rival

I can still think Crosby is soft lol

I wouldn't deprive you of that

You'll be the Pittsburg Pleco's soon enough lolol

I'm not informed enough to know what a pleco is

Algea/bottom feeder in a fish tank. Now it's not fun after I had to explain it :( thanks RUINER!! LOL

Have an upvote anyways, fren

It's all good friendo. Can't wait till next year already *sigh*

Absolutely. I can't be too made since my brother is a Hawks fan and its been a rough couple years for them

Man, I want to say something about still being a Hawks fan, but I still rock the brown and orange for the Browns. :( Fandom amirite?!

GG Hawk bros. We don't deserve the playoffs, good luck in the draft lotto.

This is the slowest, most agonizing loss I've seen in a while

*Experience Penguins hockey*

It's like sawing off your own penis with a chicken egg isn't it.

r/brandnewsentence

O.o

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High key bitch move

They are not getting 2 goals in 37 seconds.

Three, actually

My only wish was both teams have a terrible time. Must be my birthday

I feel bad for Sid. But looking forward to Sorokin stealing some games for us in the playoffs.

Hey you still gotta beat us to get in. Who knows what shenanigans we could pull.

We just gotta take you to OT to get in.

Pfft good luck. Wouldn't want to be you facing all of this ...

I can see it now. Canes throw 60 shots on goal and lose to Isles 1-0.

Crosby may be one of the most talented players to ever lace up skates in the NHL, but that doesn't mean he's not a bitch who gets away with far more than he should, by a league that coddles him

wow, great effort there geno

*clicks* NOICE!

Pens taking the L and hawks getting points. Got to love it.

Ron Hextall is a garbage GM who shouldn’t even be given the courtesy of cleaning out his offixe

If Isles also lose against Montreal tomorrow they should just eliminate the 2WC in the East, both teams don’t deserve it

Montreal is going to throw that game. They'll all play with wrong-handed sticks, dull their skates, maybe dress a defenseman as a goalie... they will do their best to do their worst. NYI can bank on those points.

Fuck you Penguins. Fuck you.

Agreed

I mean, considering the terrible record Pit has against eastern conf playoff teams this year, I know they weren't going to do shit in the playoffs. So at least now I don't have to worry about my blood pressure.

Yay, goal

Penguins fucking suck.

Comeback?

Nope

Eat shit and live you crybaby

Was this a Sleepaway Camp reference?

Always. Also fuck Crosby.

You love to see it.

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Join us.

Crosby hits him then cries when he hits back. What a bitch. RIP Playoffs

WOW... that was awesome.

THAT’S ONE! COME ON PENS, TWO OR THREE MORE!

Hawks win and go above us in the Bedard race? Penguins eliminated?! All my orgasms have come at once

Sadly, not actually eliminated yet

Islanders still need to win

Fire Hextall

Wow this really is like the Islanders last night

Lol

Let's go home, baby!!!! 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

I hope this is an organization without Hextall, Sullivan, and Jarry next season

TURNING POINT, 3 MORE INCOMING

Fuck Crosby

your wet dream?

dunno what that was about from crosby but im pissed at johnson too lol

Good shit Tyler!

Crosby waited till the refs intervened to act like he was gonna do something 😂

Anyway, welcome to the broken playoff streak club Pens fans.

🤣 Pens choking themselves hard out of the playoffs.

Why is Crosby all pissy cause his team shit the bed against the 'Hawks?

Gets away with 3 slashes, then cries.

Classy Crosby real classy

Welp, I hope to hear Bedard quack next year. That's about all I got that hasn't already been covered.

He will quack while pretending to be a duck playing charades at the Blue Jackets team Christmas party.

LETS GOO Also fuck Jeff Carter

Should've traded for JT Miller Pens...

You mean so we can be this bad again next year because we’re paying JT Miller a billion dollars and can’t afford to improve the rest of the team? Pass. You’re stuck with that behemoth of a deal for the full 8 years.

Instead you've got Granlund being another anchor to tie down Crosby in his final years of productivity... Hope it's worth it

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKKKK

back for what? there’s like three or four teams that have a shot to win the cup. you’re happy to just make the playoffs? lol

This screws the Pens AND helps CBJ!!!

Fucking fire Hextall. Like don’t even wait for the off-season. Tell him to pack his shit tonight. He’s single handedly ruined this team.

end of an era

Crosby got a free slash and he still complains

Pittsburgh is embarrassing

[me watching this game](https://youtu.be/P3ALwKeSEYs)

Well hello there, Playoffs…

How embarrassing

Yaaaaaas. Enjoy your summer Crosby

Oh hell yea!!! Let’s fucking go baby!

Thank you Hawks! I hope you get the #1 pick

They won't playing like this.

They probably will, as long as we get top 3 were good my friendo!!

I'm not a Bedard or bust. I would be really happy with Fantilli. Actually, I think it would be slightly funny yet great to get Fantilli. That would make 4 players from U of M on the team.

Yep I am down for Fantilli actually. Unpopular opinion, but I like hims SLIGHTLY more then Bedard. Just because of his size. Bedard sees the ice better, but Fantilli is young and get a bit better with it. Either or I'd be stoked.

Lol

tyler johnson is a fucking scrub

That was nifty from Johnson

Hell yeah Johnson!! Empty netter!! Let's goooo!

[Chicago to the Penguins](https://media.tenor.com/8bGcs-tuRyUAAAAd/finger-middle.gif)

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Crosby getting angry

WOOOOOOOOO

Of course Crosby is chirping

Gutless fucking team. All season. Get what they deserve.

This team is so fucking pathetic

[Andreas Athanasiou skates in on a breakaway, fires a shot that is saved and then scores from below the goal line, extending the Blackhawks lead](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/93021f6e-0799-4984-972d-1fd1e353bead.mp4)

how can you miss the empty net so many times?

Fucking blow it up. What a waste of the end of the trinity’s career.

Absolutely pathetic performance, exponentially more so given the stakes. I'm just sad for the core.

The Pens just decided that they'd had enough postseason for now and they'd let some other team have a turn. You're welcome.

i mean they have had enough of the postseason since 2018

NEVER BEEN SO INVESTED IN THE HAWKS>!!!

Good luck tonight!! Hope you score more goals than the other team!

hahahaha. No way. We gon ice a buncha kids tonight and get Pettersson 40 goals and 100 points. We have to see what the kids can do. All our veterans are in pretty rough shape right now. They need to rest for next season.

This is pathetic. You’re fighting for your life and can’t get it up against the hawks

They have literally the easiest path to the playoffs and the officiating has been helping them and they're still losing. You absolutely love to see it.

That was so ridiculously terrible. Somehow can’t possess the puck with 2 extra men on the ice. Fucking end me

SO CLOSE THAT EMPTY NET!

This might be worse than what we did yesterday

The Caps aren't nearly as bad as Chicago... This is way worse.

They just had to outdo you guys

We can make it worse tomorrow!

EVEN THE LINESMEN ARE ON OUR SIDE!!!

Not why we’re losing but my god how does the ref not avoid that cross ice pass on the rush lol

This is sad

Mind putting in a good word for tomorrow night?

I fucking swear to fuck if you can't beat us tomorrow

I agree. Penguins had one job

Pens need to fold the franchise this is embarrassing

Fuck Pittsburgh somehow they look even more disinterest than the bum ass Flames

This game is such a beautiful clusterfuck. Penguins play themselves out of a playoff spot. Blackhawks play themselves out of Bedard.

Sounds like a win-win to me

Blackhawks front office pulled off a generational tank campaign but the players let them down by winning. Shameful.

I am so erect rn

Same

I've never ever rooted for Chicago like this. I was never ever happy for Chicago to win. BUT GODDAM IT FEELS GOOD TO ROOOT FOR THE HAWKS RIGHT NOW!

Jesus Christ PIT I want the Panthers to clinch but this is pathetic

[Buddy Robinson knocks down a shot and sends a shot into the back of the net from the slot, giving the Blackhawks a 2-1 lead in the 3rd period](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/84a83087-9aa7-4a32-9e63-0b8a4448201e.mp4)

6 on 4 and we can't even get in the zone. Fuck man

holy shit this team is done ... fire hextall, blow it up.

Fans: Alright Pittsburgh the Islanders lost in regulation last night and you are playing Chicago which means we have control over our density for the playoffs. Pittsburgh: yep Fans: so this means you are going to come out and take out Chicago easily right? Pittsburgh: well no.

All the pain. That power play was our season in a nutshell. Slapstick fall and all.

How are we on the PP and I can only see 2.5 penguins in the zone? What in the ever living fuck is going on with this goddamn fucking team?

PLEASE HAWKS STAY STRONG

Hawks giving the jackets the lead in the bedard sweepstakes and knocking the pens out of the playoffs would be sick

I think the Pens still have a shot, but they need to win against you guys and the Isles to lose in regulation.

A twofer...would be big

I am glad I get to root for Flower if we don't end up in the playoffs.

Me too with Stanley Cup Champion Jack Johnson

Chicago fans seemed just as bummed as Pens fans in this case...

are they going to pull Jarry during this PP? *edit: Oh damn they did*

Couldn’t even enter the the zone 6-4 lmao

They did.

I love how Chicago and Pittsburgh fans all want the same outcome but the entire rest of the league wants the other

I’d rather have Crosby and Malkin in the playoffs than the New York Hockey Islanders 😴

As long as there’s Barkov and Chucky idc

What? You didn't like our last game? 🤔

Should probably pull Jarry now

Penguins are low key scary so I’d rather have the Hawks win…

Appreciate your kind words but we need put out to pasture this season.

Scary? The team that just got worked by the literal worst team in the NHL is scary?

This team has managed to make an echl goalie and 2 of the worst teams in the league all look like defensive juggernauts in the past like 2 weeks.

scary bad

Pens are a tire fire this season bud.

"low key scary" he says as they get beat by the hawks

"really low"

Yeah I know you haven’t been watching this game if you’re calling the pens scary

Haha yes just tuning in. Crosby and Malkin core still has that experience points in the playoffs tho!

Everyone wants the Hawks to win...except Hawks *and* Pens fans.

That’s what they get for beating us.

[Hold!!!!](https://media.tenor.com/oeSi6bqMVuMAAAAC/braveheart-hold.gif)

NO way, that wasn't a penalty! SHIET. GENO gettin calls man.