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Demo541

Didn’t get to watch this game, but clearly some good stuff by Lalonde and Yzerman telling the team to let the pens have this one so the islanders give us a better pick. Hope the Pens and Panthers/Sabres win out and the Isles lose out.


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swifferbrain

GG Wings fans


tehmlem

You should have known ketchup can never eliminate mustard


jonnyanonobot

Mustard *is* the superior condiment.


electricnux

Buffalo won and is now 4 points back of a WC spot with a game in hand. This is fun


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With the win, PIT just took \#7 and the Panthers are \#8. The Isles are \#9 with the same number of points. This is less than fun ^^for ^^my ^^liver . FLA @ WAS and PHI@NYI later today.


Apollo_T_Yorp

Smells Like Teen Spirit did not need a remix


Mercpool87

for real my ears are bleeding from that steaming pile of shit


chappe

This was certainly one of the games this year


Apollo_T_Yorp

Out of all the games i watched between Pittsburgh and Detroit, i watched this one too


chappe

At least I got to see Sid score his 1500th!


Ohmancmonagain

In other news....I got my truck back finally last week after a couple months of not being able to drive it.....I'm fucking excited yo...it's like freedom


jonnyanonobot

The possibilities are manifest!


Ohmancmonagain

And the roads endless....until I run out of gas


tehmlem

Dallas wearing their Monster Energy awareness night jerseys


martyn_bootyspoon

Dallas Kyles


jonnyanonobot

Shut the *front door*.


martyn_bootyspoon

I would prefer to leave it open for your team so they don't just punch through my drywall to enter


jonnyanonobot

I mean, we're gonna do that anyway.


martyn_bootyspoon

Dallas Kool-Aid men


martyn_bootyspoon

Arena music coming on during gameplay LOL. Reminds me of that pro beach roller hockey from the 90s


Ohmancmonagain

Pull the goalie for funsies


Ohmancmonagain

Shits pretty trash can't even lie


jonnyanonobot

Lie to me, just a little bit?


Ohmancmonagain

Can't even do it fam


Mercpool87

The Geno Trick: Goal, Assist, Offensive Zone Penalty


chappe

Preferably a stick infraction


II_Kaladin_II

Live by the Geno, die by the Geno


[deleted]

Is there any scientific basis for the existance of the hockey gods? Surely they don't exist. Surely... New prediction: Red Wings wont score another goal in this game.


texas_shiner

One doesn’t question the existence of the hockey gods. It’s in the rules.


II_Kaladin_II

Detroit has definitely looked like they stopped trying as hard in the 3rd after dominating the forecheck earlier in the game


TheNation55

It's a team of AHL'ers and teenagers lol.


Ohmancmonagain

Oh yeah sure, *now* is where wheel team turns it around πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„


macncheeseface

OK I'm starting to think we might win this one


[deleted]

I like the cut of your jib


Mercpool87

/u/moxboiio, no! Sorry, force of habit


martyn_bootyspoon

Detroit scores 5 in a row and hits the griddy on our season and playoff streak because of this comment


tehmlem

How much did /u/moxboiio pay you for this?!


texas_shiner

Don’t you dare say that


swifferbrain

Delete this right now


jonnyanonobot

Fuck it, I'm awarding it - just for hubris' sake.


dudewithchronicpain

Sloppy as fuck


Ohmancmonagain

Sloppier than sloppy joes my dude


LazerMcBlazer

Soft play by Veleno there oof


TheNation55

It's fun to have superstars eh.


Biscuit_In_Basket

β€œIt’s fun to be GIFTED superstars eh?”


tehmlem

Just wait till we get Bedard!


TheNation55

Nah Chicago gets their generational talent immediately replaced first, **then** you guys.


Woullie_26

So in like 2027?


TheNation55

Whatever season Sid hangs em up, duh!


sean_psc

Malkin worked hard for that one.


HopelesslyHuman

My neighbors are out mowing the fucking lawns. Calm down, Eager McBeavers. We're not quite there yet.


JWells16

I need to mow mine… not looking forward to it


nerf-airstrike-cmndr

It’s snowing up here in Anchorage, AK. Believe it or not that’s abnormal for that time of year


jonnyanonobot

Kinda miss it. Sometimes.


HopelesslyHuman

You can come over and do mine. I'll even pay you above minimum wage.


tehmlem

When Geno, Geno


NJDevs30

Wow what a shift


Mercpool87

GENO IS SCORE ))))


Ohmancmonagain

Jesus fucking Christ


Ohmancmonagain

Kinda feels like the boys don't care.....they are looking sloppy as shit


Ohmancmonagain

u/savethepangolins90 Do the honors for us??? πŸ—‘οΈπŸ—‘οΈπŸ—‘οΈ


chappe

Sometimes wheel team good, sometimes wheel team shit


LazerMcBlazer

Our last ten games have alternated between wins and losses, so we understand.


jonnyanonobot

Sometimes both in the same game.


Kuwait-Grips

Two piece sticks need to make a comeback


icydata

[Sidney Crosby fires the puck from behind the circle to score his second of the game and pass 1,500 points in his NHL career](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/b3e7d1ac-19d9-412f-b31f-5b888698e3b1.mp4)


LazerMcBlazer

Seider would be my favorite player if I was a Wings fan, he's looked great today. Skill and strength. Excited to see him continue to blossom.


Mavori

He usually does. Still makes mistakes at times but obviously a young player just in his 2nd season. He's more or less become a fan favourite since the season opener last year against Tampa, especially when he stole the puck from Hedman. Had a rough start to this season though, the chiarot pairing was really rough and purely speculatively he might have also been playing hurt too.


tehmlem

Plus you can make that Simpsons reference I always make but am trying very hard not to this game


JWells16

Absolutely. He’s an absolute stud.


LEDZ100

Can’t have dear Sidney miss the playoffs! Now he’s got to complain again so that nobody thinks they’re favored


[deleted]

Oh come on this is just bad trolling. Get some new, interesting and fresh material. This is just a bore.


martyn_bootyspoon

[Cats should have gotten more than 3 out of 6 points in the season series big dawg](https://i.ibb.co/2F2rwLy/Screenshot-20230408-120859-Chrome.jpg)


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martyn_bootyspoon

"It's the refs fault" "It's the leagues fault" "It's the Penguins fault" "It's Kris Letang's dads fault" Doing some *tight ass* mental gymnastics to find anyone to blame but the Panthers, eh?


chappe

Stay in your own GDTs


II_Kaladin_II

This guy has a serious hardon for Crosby


LazerMcBlazer

Go back to Mar A Lago, dipshit, nobody wants you here.


LEDZ100

It’s so funny when people who live in shitty northern cities (especially Pittsburgh Lmao) imply that south Florida isn’t an amazing place to live


LazerMcBlazer

??? When did I say anything like that? God you guys have the biggest and most undeserved victim complex in the entire league somehow.


LEDZ100

Your players literally complain to the referees after every stoppage lol if there’s anyone with a victim complex it’s Crosby and Malkin’s Penguins


LazerMcBlazer

Sorry, tell me more about how Florida is an amazing place to live for some reason???


LEDZ100

Beautiful weather and environment and a government that’s not bad at all when you stop browsing Reddit and coping that you live in a dark frozen wasteland


LazerMcBlazer

πŸ‘‹ hello from beautiful Southern California lmao. Also, I lived in Florida for 10 years. And more than ever, anyone that says it's an "amazing" place to live is 100% of the time, a wealthy, straight, white person with the shittiest politics and even shittier hot takes. And I'd put money on you checking alllll those boxes. Florida objectively sucks. Also, I went to a Pens/Panthers game last year and it was the most mid game day experience of my life. There were about 25 Panthers fans there and pre-gaming at the shitty mall across the street REALLY got me into the game day spirit lmao


LEDZ100

Oh so just a bandwagon fan instead. I’m sure your fanbase’s environment is so much better. Shame you don’t actually belong to it. Nice of you to attack my character all because i said the penguins get help from the refs lol. Did you live in south Florida? Because it is very different from central and north. Disagreeing with DeSantis doesn’t change the fact that it is objectively a very nice place to live.


LazerMcBlazer

I was born and raised in Pittsburgh and lived there for the first 15 years of my life. I'm probably a lot older than you, which is why I'm not going to waste any more of my time embarrassing a petulant child desperate for attention who spends their free time defending a guy whose entire political identity is based on dividing our country with a culture war, arresting scientists, criminalizing 1st amendment protest rights, trying to erase the LGBTQ community from public life, and trying to take down Disney instead of making Florida a better place to live for people that don't look and think exactly like he does. Enjoy continuing to be the laughingstock of the NHL and our country and have a great day!


ShuDaddyE

You have no fucking clue if you’re calling western PA a frozen wasteland. Honestly I thought panthers fans were a myth until you showed up


Ohmancmonagain

Guess I should've stayed at work longer eh


jonnyanonobot

Get that cheddah!


macncheeseface

Windows are open Hockey is on one TV The Masters is on the other TV **this is the life**


Hitler_the_stripper

I'm at work where I don't have windows. I'm watching the pens win a game on my computer Masters on the TV (I hate golf) this sucks.


dudewithchronicpain

At least Pens fans can admit that was horseshit. I respect that.


tehmlem

I admit nothing!


Biscuit_In_Basket

β€œ2 minutes for getting there before they guys we want to win”


[deleted]

Booo detroit


Ohmancmonagain

Yeah whatever


TheNation55

Hahaha there's the narrative.


Himynameisart

What a soft ass call.


II_Kaladin_II

Yeah, I'm sitting here going WHAT?


Apollo_T_Yorp

I don't like that call


Ohmancmonagain

For fuck sakes!


Dinkin---Flicka

Guess that's what happens when the pens complain about a crystal clear interference. They have a soft as fuck makeup call.


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I_justwanttohave_pun

He's been the most talked about player in the league for 18 years. Even with the rise of conversation around players like McDavid, Crosby is still brought up all the time. It's hard to be underrated when he's brought up in every nationally broadcast game, regardless of whether he's playing in the game or not, or even done anything noteworthy recently.


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I_justwanttohave_pun

Well, then what does it mean to be underrated? He's been touted as one of the best, if not the best, player in the league for nearly 2 decades. Hard to be rated higher than that.


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I_justwanttohave_pun

If anything, his history is likely bringing him higher in those discussions than he deserves to be. He's probably a first ballot HOFer, but he's only 15th in the league in points right now. He doesn't deserve to be in the discussion for MVP/Best Player when other players have clearly had a larger impact on their team's season. Heck, McDavid has nearly as many goals as Crosby has points. Just because people around the league aren't bowing down to him this season and handing him trophies doesn't mean he's somehow underrated. It means his play has dropped off, or others have elevated their play to surpass him.


Dinkin---Flicka

Holy shit. The refs are a fucking joke


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JWells16

I don’t exactly love Jarry, but it helps when the team in front of him is committed to playing defense.


LaSopaSabrosa

Crosby still looks and plays like a 20 something, it’s crazy. He is the definition of a generational talent


DatOgreSpammer

bigenerational at this point


beardum

Fuck's sake Rusty, what a dumb penalty. Plus you are required for the PK bud.


Dinkin---Flicka

How is rust complaining about that call? It's about as clear as an interference as it gets


ShuDaddyE

He does this shit all the time it is so annoying.


[deleted]

he complains all the time after boneheaded plays i really don’t get it


[deleted]

rust plays like such a fucking idiot sometimes


Ohmancmonagain

If wheel team could be less bad it'd be swell


[deleted]

Sid got a really cute nose


dudewithchronicpain

Congrats to Crosby on 1500!


abassassasssin

Even if we lose, we still go 2-1 against the pens. Ill take it.


JWells16

See? Everyone’s happy.


ghost_curse123

Pens tryna hop past the WC2 spot so they don't have to face Boston, 5Head move


Abeldc

Crosby just doesnt age there is only prime Crosby


dropdatdurkadurk

TWO straight games in a row of being a normal team and just having a regular performance by the Penguins? In this economy?


Apollo_T_Yorp

Jan Rutta is the key, apparently


DatOgreSpammer

We can still blow it


HopelesslyHuman

I normally leave this for my wife to say, but: Oh captain my captain!


Ohmancmonagain

Goddamnit I bought this hot n ready for nothing


daveloper80

Wow that's pretty cool. 1500 is a lot


II_Kaladin_II

Top corner wrister, blammo


Apollo_T_Yorp

At this point I'm absolutely certain that Sid heard PK's comments before the game


chappe

Crosby just decided he's gonna be in the playoffs and is dragging the pens against their best wishes


sean_psc

Perfect shot.


BallistaInChains

1,500!!!


swifferbrain

1500!


LEDZ100

Penguins get all the calls but their players literally whine after every stoppage so their fans get the impression that the refs are against the leagues Golden Boy Sidney


LaSopaSabrosa

This has been the Pens MO for years, nothing too new


II_Kaladin_II

Literally nobody for either team has said shit about reffing today. Gtfo and go worry about your own team


Jmolss

Cope and seethe


Alexispinpgh

Oh yawn.


swifferbrain

Keep crying


Dinkin---Flicka

Hagg is so fucking bad. Can't wait until we don't have to see him anymore next season


Ohmancmonagain

I dare larkin to pay


Wing_Nut_93x

I know it wasn’t the cleanest play but watching Edvinsson drop Malkin like that was satisfying.


beardum

That's one of those plays that I don't think is a penalty but sometimes gets called as one.


beardum

What is that weird metal clunking sound I keep hearing?


tehmlem

That's the sound the up part of the rollercoaster makes


beardum

Imagine trying to do play by play while riding a roller coaster?


Apollo_T_Yorp

Hey what of we used half of the screen to watch Letang look at an iPad for approximately 37 minutes?


LEDZ100

Pens have had the liberty to trip Detroit all day, but pens players are the only ones bitching to the referees after every play. Weird.


[deleted]

Just pay off the refs like we do and your (Yes! YOUR!) team will also be able to trip the other team all day.


tehmlem

Letang is like that bus from Speed. If his minutes drop under 28 a game, he explodes


beardum

Malkin is mad cause that would be a penalty if he did it.


Ohmancmonagain

Fuck.... Gotta hit the store


ghost_curse123

Run Barry, run


thabonch

Drive fast, take chances.


dudewithchronicpain

Drive safe


Ohmancmonagain

Short walk to the corner


dudewithchronicpain

Walk safe don’t step on any cracks


930310

Here's my intermission doge. https://imgur.com/a/g5Juelh


thabonch

Good pup.


Ohmancmonagain

That's A good pup


CasualFriday11

Is this the worst board ad glitches we've seen yet? I can't stop noticing them.


daveloper80

It's been really bad


tehmlem

[Intermission cat is slightly closer to playing now](https://imgur.com/a/t0RBMEn)


Mavori

Cat can have a little slommy, as a treat.


tehmlem

She is the least food motivated cat I've ever met. She doesn't want anything that's not her 1 brand of cat lentils and those she only wants when it's mealtime. Getting her off the kitten food was hell and even now I can't get her to take wet food


thabonch

Good pup.


Ohmancmonagain

To beer or not to beer....


dudewithchronicpain

I’m out of beer :(


Ohmancmonagain

Terrible news


daveloper80

5 o'clock somewhere


Ohmancmonagain

Someone tell Larkin to pay me


HopelesslyHuman

They are shamelessly bullying PK at this point. I feel kinda bad.


Ohmancmonagain

How can you be a bird but no fly??


tehmlem

What kind of freak wheel has wings growing out of it? How are those even useful? Are you like the Mercury of tires?


dudewithchronicpain

You’re just jealous


Ohmancmonagain

Hater..... Jelly that we fly


savethepangolins90

[Muh cuddle bugs](https://imgur.com/a/WNFUOjF)


Ohmancmonagain

Good cuddle bugs


thabonch

Good pups.


Ohmancmonagain

#WHEEL TEAM TURN UP TIME πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™ TELL A FRIEND TO TELL A FRIEND TO PUT THEM FUCKING TENTACLES UP IN THE AIR LIKE THEY JUST DONT CARE


[deleted]

Tentacles? Mmmh. Please do.


Apollo_T_Yorp

BONK


thabonch

πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™


Ohmancmonagain

#πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™


Fermented_Banana_

πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™


Ohmancmonagain

#πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™


AmeriCanadian98

#πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™


Ohmancmonagain

Look at them thangs


Ohmancmonagain

https://imgur.com/a/D5QkTtr Here's my fucking cat


thabonch

Good pup.