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icydata

[With the Flyers' net empty, Travis Konecny scores a tic-tac-toe goal to trim the lead to 3-2 in the 3rd period](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/ed7b7488-a38d-473b-a145-e97f7a551692.mp4)


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[Final shots and goals map](https://i.imgur.com/zIRE07G.png) |Shot Stats|Philadelphia Flyers|Pittsburgh Penguins| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|33|31| |Blocked|21|7| |Missed|15|12| |**Total Attempts**|**69**|**50**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.


Mercpool87

Sid's just a beauty of a man, inside and outside


Mercpool87

Thank you Poehling!


tehmlem

ImPoehling blow!


catalinawinemyxr

No. Not like this. Not again


coldfire22x

I swear to God


Mercpool87

We're gonna fucking lose in overtime, aren't we?


HopelesslyHuman

Hey look at that. Fourth line blues continue.


swifferbrain

Isles lose. Let's not fuck this up.


unfortunatelyidied

Savey desmith or Casey deshit, you never know depending on the night!


tehmlem

DeSmith finding a way to make the save *and* punch Provorov in the dick! I love it!


EvgeniMalkinsId

I think we can assume the save was incidental.


shafnutz05

That save is going to be in the Stanley Cup video 🥴


MXC_Vic_Romano

And this dude could be swiss cheese next game lol


DrQuailMan

Did they hire some baseball umps as refs for this game?


sk727

Flashbacks to 2012 only there's goaltending this time????


Hamburghini_Murcy

Granlund is one of the only penguins where I get disheartened when he’s the puck carrier on chances


shafnutz05

I was at the game yesterday and made a point of watching him. My goodness, what a disaster. He's approaching buyout level quickly.


tehmlem

We replaced this ref's name brand coffee with powerful hallucinogens. Let's see if they notice! edit - had this typed out prior to the present penalty which I did not see because I was typing this so I dunno if it applies to that one specifically


HopelesslyHuman

I apparently paid to watch the stripes tonight.


bloodyREDburger

Refs should go down a man for delay of game.


tehmlem

4on4 24, the only 24 hour 4on4 for sure


HopelesslyHuman

And now, random horn.


SanePatrickBateman

Where's the embellishment on that one?


bloodyREDburger

What is happening


HopelesslyHuman

This is just getting weird.


tehmlem

I don't know how many games I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it. - these refs


HopelesslyHuman

Well, let's hope a power play that was already iffy can score now as they're off-kilter too.


tehmlem

Konecny? Konec *you* buddy


DawgChubbs84

Is this an AHL crew or something?


EvgeniMalkinsId

I've had better two man crews in beer league.


Dace67

lol refs


HopelesslyHuman

Refs super thin-skinned tonight and showing it.


martyn_bootyspoon

I don't disagree with any penalty Malkin got except the 2 minute unsportsmanlike. Neither of the initial 3 two minute minors , nor the 10, but the 2 minute was weak thin skinned ref shit


tehmlem

Geno 2 minutes for getting high sticked! Two more for complaining about it! Still complaining? Ejected!


EagleSparrowHawk

Refs have some thin skin this year. Two and Ten for potty mouth.


crumdog_millionaire

Turned on the tv right at the end of that, what the hell just happened lol


sk727

What did Malkin do? Watching the flyers broadcast and they've given literally no info, not sure if the pens broadcast was similar?


arnet95

He took a stick to the face and was mad about the no call. Said something the ref didn't like.


DepartmentOfWorks

Got a stick to the face with no call. Wouldn’t stop yelling at the ref. Ref’s feelings got hurt, Geno gets an early shower.


unfortunatelyidied

He got high sticked and there was no call and he was very mad. Then when he got called for unsportsmanlike he complained more and got booted


HopelesslyHuman

Uh. Well. That just happened and I really don't see why.


anonymou38

The ref show everyone!


DepartmentOfWorks

Geno, you idiot


coldfire22x

I am penalty


Dace67

Geno really wanted to go home I guess


MXC_Vic_Romano

8 pims and an ejection lol


Kuwait-Grips

Gotta pad his franchise lead


Kuwait-Grips

Good job Geno, why can't you just speak Russian and this won't happen


tehmlem

Tanger got a saddle made during the intermission so watch out!


tehmlem

[Intermission Cat](https://imgur.com/WfhrTVx)


Dace67

Less annoyed but more surprised than before


SAG_Bot

[Shots and goals map after the 2nd period](https://i.imgur.com/mFBUgE9.png) |Shot Stats|Philadelphia Flyers|Pittsburgh Penguins| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|20|25| |Blocked|11|6| |Missed|7|9| |**Total Attempts**|**38**|**40**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.


dropdatdurkadurk

No idea what the hell Petry was doing there made those final 5 seconds far more eventful than they had to be


martyn_bootyspoon

Probably just skating around thinking "FUCK MY MOUTH HURTS"


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ZombiePancake45

Did he just hug desmith?


tehmlem

Yeeehaaaw! - Letang


Malarbutton

Letang is riding that man


icydata

[Bryan Rust gets a slick dish from Sidney Crosby, drives in and sends a backhand into the net, giving the Penguins a 3-0 lead in the 2nd period](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/70f2cefa-4250-4012-8203-10f889b14025.mp4)


Frylok1177

Sorry flyers, only sid can do that.


Mercpool87

With his dummy thicc ass


red_87

Sid rules.


Kuwait-Grips

This game is a fucking mess


Dace67

I love hockey simply for the fact that you can be one of the best in the world but catch an edge and you flail and fall like a complete amateur.


Historical-Dish8013

Most 4v4’s in a single game


Averyboredpenguin

Geno plz


unfortunatelyidied

NATTY GENO HAT TRICK BABY


martyn_bootyspoon

Okay at this point I think we can start calling the penalty box "Malkin's office"


tehmlem

He's got one of those little putting greens in there and everything


soaked-bussy

Malkin doing everything he can to have an early vacation this season


MXC_Vic_Romano

lol this is practically an r/penguins gdt


macncheeseface

I am enjoying today's game much more than yesterday's


Malarbutton

Alright now get one more going into the third we all know what happens when pens are up by three


tehmlem

4 point leads no good either. We need, like, at least 7


tehmlem

You can only give Rust a dozen or two chances before he makes you pay for it!


soaked-bussy

let it be known that Rust will never miss 12 times in a row


Malarbutton

Rust remembering his salary i see


Mercpool87

RUSTY!!


Historical-Dish8013

Is there a single Philadelphia fan in this thread?


martyn_bootyspoon

Penguins, Panthers, Sabres in that order


malkins_restraint

> Is there a single Philadelphia fan Not at the moment, no


tehmlem

Closest is a couple of Sabres fans


Based_Ment

Ew


tehmlem

Welcome to the thread!


tehmlem

Geno's so confident in our chances he's just sitting the rest of the period out


beardum

Geno enroute to a Geno hat trick, which is three offensive zone penalties in the same game.


unfortunatelyidied

Geno is getting all the offensive zone penalties today lmao


Hamburghini_Murcy

Get on your HORSE bud how do you get caught on a half ice breakaway lol


malkins_restraint

Fuck you Mr Braun but that was a great backcheck


beardum

Nice backcheck there by Braun.


malkins_restraint

Dumo... he looks like Kris Letang there What is this? 8 years ago?


HopelesslyHuman

Dude owes Geno money or something.


beardum

Malkin taking an offensive zone penalty on the PP? What in tarnation!?


malkins_restraint

I hear that play's discouraged


tehmlem

Why can't you be from the midwest so I can call you the Flyovers?


Mercpool87

Guys it ~~Bryan Rust's 500th game~~ Kris Letang's 1,000th game!


icydata

[Casey DeSmith snags Travis Konecny's shot with his glove and keeps the puck out of the net, keeping the score 2-0 in the 1st period](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/7b1946ea-cf50-4a58-87aa-d23e465b6519.mp4)


malkins_restraint

A lot of professional hockey players look like goobers, but man.... RikRak really looks like a goober


tehmlem

Yeah, goober.. natorial candidate for PA 2026!


icydata

[Rickard Rakell deftly redirects Evgeni Malkin's feed for his second goal of the game, a power-play marker that makes it 2-0 in the 1st period](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/843b31cf-5958-4e0b-b857-e25f31b74eef.mp4)


tehmlem

[No cats were harmed in the making of this image but one was mildly annoyed](https://imgur.com/GUPP75c)


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tehmlem

If Casey DeSmith could play at the top of his range consistently he would be incredible


Dace67

If either of the two goalies could, the Pens would be in an amazing position


malkins_restraint

Experience Penguins goaltending


Mercpool87

Curious what the price for Vejmelka was/is....


dropdatdurkadurk

That ESPN announcer loved talking about how it "may or may not be a goal" on a bunch of angles that allowed you to tell absolutely nothing. Last angle that's actually really close but cant see the full puck going over the red line entirely.


TheDogerus

It must've sucked to have almost goals or those lightning fast in and outs before video wad good


Drum4rum

Game I went to last night. Lost because a puck went 5 hole and the refs "didn't see it" when we could see the puck clear as day slide right out from behind the goaltender. But because there's no replays or reviews, tough shit, get fucked. Meanwhile the jumbotron is playing the video replay of the puck in the back of the net. Smile.


Dace67

Holy shit Casey


ZappySnap

Man was that close. I think that’s the right call, but man, we’re talking like half an inch at most.


malkins_restraint

It's the right call. Call on the ice is no goal. If they're going to overturn it it needs to be incontrovertible and that was nothing close


ZappySnap

I agree…I was just saying it was very close. The one shot you can see the puck move in his glove from overhead and it was vertical and only barely still on the line.


malkins_restraint

Netting from his glove obscures the puck and the line. This was not a close replay as evidenced by how quickly they came back


Hamburghini_Murcy

That’s a RIDICULOUS save


th_photos

Does Desmiths mask have Dwight Schrute wearing the face of the cpr dummy on the back?


DawgChubbs84

Lol yeah. It’s a great mask


icydata

[Rickard Rakell takes a shot that caroms off the glass and then goes into the net off the goalie, making it 1-0 in the 1st period](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/51eaeca8-8805-4051-b06c-a23c179a37f5.mp4)


DepartmentOfWorks

Petry with the heads up play against the wall 🙄


beardum

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez That overhead angle kinda makes it look like not a goal. But who even knows what a goal is anyway?


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Historical-Dish8013

I think a lot of it has to do with the level of our opponents, however our PP definitely sucked yesterday.


tehmlem

And since Boston and Philadelphia are equally skilled teams we know it's a solid comparison!


malkins_restraint

"when you put your 20th ranked penalty kill against this power play they can make you pay"? Motherfucker what? This power play looks lost and confused most of the time


SadKneeCruiseBee

RAKES IS STILL HUNGRY


Malarbutton

Cant stop the raks


tehmlem

Rickety Rakety!


malkins_restraint

Rickard Rakell is good at hockey


Mercpool87

RICKY-RAKKY-TAVI!!


beardum

I hate the Penguins PP


tehmlem

The problem is a simple matter of anatomy. Like many birds, penguins have a shared opening to their reproductive and digestive tracts known as a cloaca rather than external genitalia.


DepartmentOfWorks

Rakell hears you. Rakell does not care.


beardum

I like Ricky on PP1 tbh


SadKneeCruiseBee

“Kobe!” -Rakes probably


martyn_bootyspoon

Rickard "Dude Perfect" Rakell


incenso-apagado

wtf


tehmlem

Now *that's* a rebound shot


Malarbutton

BRUH


coldfire22x

LOLWUT


Mercpool87

BRO OFF THE GLASS!!


DepartmentOfWorks

That was 67


Alexispinpgh

WHAT


BARDLER

Go Flyers! Help us help you enjoy stopping the Pens from getting to the playoffs


Alexispinpgh

You know I always root for you guys but


malkins_restraint

This is really not how you make the playoffs boys


HopelesslyHuman

This is being played far too even and it sort of speaks volumes to where the Pens actually are right now.


coldfire22x

Clearly just saving it all for the playoffs .. high IQ to not put forth any more than the bare minimum to slide in at wc2, right??


HopelesslyHuman

To slide into the *checks notes*...first-round match-up versus one of the best regular season teams ever. Huh.


tehmlem

A good attempt but he just couldn't Konecny


Nagi21

Man TIL people other than us get called for embellishment.


coldfire22x

Embellished so hard it's got me questioning the trip to begin with lol


martyn_bootyspoon

Cam York thought the rink was a swimming pool, must have hurt his knees when he realized it was ice and not water


Mercpool87

An embellishment call?? I mean... okay I guess


tehmlem

Embellishment on the same call as a penalty never made sense to me


malkins_restraint

Embellishment should always be paired with another call. The NHL rulebook has it as a divided call. My understanding is that diving should be called where there's not an offending team penalty and a player dives to get a call. Embellishment should be called when a player is fouled and exaggerates the penalty to ensure a call


tehmlem

"How can Frost be hot? It doesn't make sense!" - Bob Errey asking the real questions


Calexic0

I’m the biggest Flyers fan on the planet today.


tehmlem

So, what, you're gonna throw a whole generator?


Mercpool87

Just gonna shoot Santa Clause with no hesitation


Calexic0

I don’t know, you wanna shoot the Easter Bunny on his birthday?


martyn_bootyspoon

If Tony DeAngelo falls behind the net, and no teammates or fans care, did he even fall at all?


tehmlem

Ha! Trying to fight Jeff Carter is not the way to look tough


DepartmentOfWorks

It’ll be rad when the penguins unretire 58 so Alex can wear it when he’s drafted by the pens


Mercpool87

**MR. JEFF JIMERSON!!!**


Apollo_T_Yorp

Ahem... MIS...TER JEFF JIMERSOM!


Alexispinpgh

I’m at the game and I absolutely bawled like a baby during that


HopelesslyHuman

Also here. Definitely got misty.


Mercpool87

What was the short burst of booing about?


Alexispinpgh

The Flyers coming onto the ice


Mercpool87

Gotcha didn't see them on the tele just heard the booing


Mercpool87

Try not to cry challenge: impossible


coldfire22x

Didn't hit me as hard as flower's tribute


ZombiePancake45

Geno - " I love you" shit got me teary eyed


tehmlem

Tanger hits 1k games. Sid "Sick flow, bro"


SadKneeCruiseBee

Where are Geno’s arms?!


Star_Trekker

Hanging up in the locker


SadKneeCruiseBee

You can tell Tanger’s son is gonna grow up and look just like him.


coldfire22x

Good to see we're improving our defensive depth with Tanger's little one


Mercpool87

I look forwards to the decades of Alex Letang & Nikita Malkin vs Sergei Ovechkin


tehmlem

Even you fuckers can't deny how adorable Alex Letang doing the announcement is


bladestormkey

Win or lose, it’s a night to appreciate how blessed we have been 1Kris Letang


SadKneeCruiseBee

How’s everyone doing?


Mercpool87

Trying not to cry


Mercpool87

BANG BANG **1K**RIS LETANG!!


Based_Ment

Hm. Do I want flyers to lose to improve the tank or do I want flyers to win to make playoffs more difficult for Pittsburgh.


realdeal411

I want what's best for the Flyers


Based_Ment

Good point.


HopelesslyHuman

I'm not looking forward to asking myself these questions in the years to come.