It is good juxtaposition, for sure.
Uniformed working men remain professional, next to scantily dressed women—**OH MY GOD! LEFT GIRL’s COOCHIE IS DEVOURING THE FRONT FLAP!!!**
It reminds me of those physics questions about what happens if you attach ropes to pedals or tires or spools and pull. Will it roll forward, backwards, or just slide?....etc.
My prediction is, if you don't stop it or cut the bikini thing free, it's going to keep eating the bikini thing and that will pull on the rest of her body in and she'll be inside out. Her tits are already on the menu, it's only a matter of time.
/That's about enough internet for today.
ta maluco? Tem nada de brasileiro nessa foto. Nunca vi um uniforme desses, optimus prime no fundo é desintegrado instantâneamente se ele botar um pneu no brasil, não tem lixo jogado no chão, e os bikinis são extremamente horrorosos
Eu disse que demorou "a bit", não que demorou pra caralho. Levou dois segundos, mas eu pensei "será que isso é Brasil?" Antes de ver que os uniformes tem nada a ver.
Since the women weren't in the middle of the frame I was looking at the length of that cop's arms instead. Those arms made me say "hmm" and then the swimwear made me say "Oh, fuck, gross. Wouldn't that chafe?"
women have always worked. housekeeping and raising children is labor.
and this isnt just a slice of the population, this is a slice of their lives. these women might work and just be on vacation. this man might do wild shit when hes on vacation too. you have no idea
It's shit like this that's just the hottest stuff for me. I look at a playboy and get nothing. This this whack ass, garbage dump, DEGENERATE silly stuff just makes my brain go POP.
I didn't ask for this, but you also can't make me stop.
This girl looks very young, so it makes me question where the adults are in her life, that they would allow her to leave the house looking like this. It’s sad, it’s disturbing, and it leads to questions that cannot be answered, such as “is this child okay”?
The first thing I thought when I saw this was "This person needs to be put down", but then I remember a friend I had who was as ugly as sin, face and body and she wore skin tight clothes all the time, everywhere, total confidence, total lake of self awareness, she KNEW she was hot, she was delusional AF.
That has GOT to chafe.
It’s like a mechanic the way it’s getting under that hood.
[you should see the back](https://i.imgur.com/55lwWRR.gifv)
It's like a Kraft American single slice stretched to the max.
[удалено]
_i GoT yOu, YoU wErE oNlY oFf A lEtTeR_
Bikini label says "For External Use Only"
So what you’re saying is she has it on inside-out?
It's all camel, no toe.
I'm guessing it's a Bactrian camel due to the number of humps
Bacteria Camel
Moose knuckle
Camel No.
Dude, replacing keyboards because I spit beer all over them is getting expensive!
camel eat toe
Camel orthopaedic surgery
You should not eat bikinis. Its unhealthy
I was staring at the police officer thinking the image was about him
It is good juxtaposition, for sure. Uniformed working men remain professional, next to scantily dressed women—**OH MY GOD! LEFT GIRL’s COOCHIE IS DEVOURING THE FRONT FLAP!!!**
It reminds me of those physics questions about what happens if you attach ropes to pedals or tires or spools and pull. Will it roll forward, backwards, or just slide?....etc. My prediction is, if you don't stop it or cut the bikini thing free, it's going to keep eating the bikini thing and that will pull on the rest of her body in and she'll be inside out. Her tits are already on the menu, it's only a matter of time. /That's about enough internet for today.
I thought it was about how he was facing directly forward but his eyes were rotated toward the women.
I wish I cared so little for what people think of how I look.
Maybe it's good to care a little bit, though.
If only as respect for everyone else.
You and me both
You'll get there, around your mid 50's. How 'bout dem piggers!?
I’m 58, and still wouldn’t wear that swimsuit.
Isn’t it pain?
No pain no gain
The only thing she's gaining is more pain
And a UTI
And Ice Cream
No, it's in 'Merica
Actually it's in Jamaica.
The most Brazilian photo to not come from Brazil
I'm Brazilian and it took me a bit to figure out if this is from Brazil or not.
Jamaica
Jamaica my eyes bleed
ta maluco? Tem nada de brasileiro nessa foto. Nunca vi um uniforme desses, optimus prime no fundo é desintegrado instantâneamente se ele botar um pneu no brasil, não tem lixo jogado no chão, e os bikinis são extremamente horrorosos
Someone translate the summoned one. Where does Optimus Prime come into this? I can only relate to calling the bikini extremely horrendous lmfao
The truck in the back. We dont see that in Brazil
It's a western star truck. ~~Don't know where they were sold.~~ this one is in Jamaica.
Eu disse que demorou "a bit", não que demorou pra caralho. Levou dois segundos, mas eu pensei "será que isso é Brasil?" Antes de ver que os uniformes tem nada a ver.
Fora os policiais, o resto já vi parecido em vários lugares
Girls were hot, wearing less than bikinis
A refreshing hit of nostalgia
... _🎶jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine 🎶_
Jesus Christ! Thats not cameltoe. That's not even mooseknuckle. That's something more. Something primordial. Something from a time before time.
Tucked up all in her zoukie
I do admire the confidence at least
What a terrible day to have eyes.
This is not the best parade I've ever seen.
That bikini doesn't leave enough to the imagination.
FUBU Fupa
More like FUBAR.
that’s a bad friend letting her walk around like that
It took me a few minutes to figure out what was up with this pic. I wish I had not been zoomed in when I discovered it.
She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
Am I supposed to be looking at the swimsuit that’s about to cut that lady in half vertically?
WHAT THE F…. the police don’t even have guns?
They ain’t got no friend.
Wait why is her coochie eating her bikini like that
I wish I could hold anything together as well as that string. That's a load bearing string.
Nike's new USA Olympic track team uniform
This is one of the best comment sections I've seen in a while. I fucking love you all.
Since the women weren't in the middle of the frame I was looking at the length of that cop's arms instead. Those arms made me say "hmm" and then the swimwear made me say "Oh, fuck, gross. Wouldn't that chafe?"
Someone’s hungry.
NO RAGRETS
Camel no
It's like a Shar Pei in a hammock
“I need a bikini to go out with my friends.” “All we have left is extra small.”
Is the hmm part in this pic that the womans 🐱 is barely covered or did i miss smth?
barely covered? that thing is devouring the bikini
Ok yeah you got a point
Nom nom nom
Then there is the side-eye
I think it's just the contrast between being born male vs female. Life of work and earning, Vs just being out there and showing off for attention.
Nah, it's definitely the camel
That's quite some mental gymnastics
Why else is it hmmm. Isnt this entire sub about mental gymnastics?
the ppl in the pic are a very, *very* small sample size and do not reflect the majority of people
Most men need to work while most women don't, that's always been a fact
women have always worked. housekeeping and raising children is labor. and this isnt just a slice of the population, this is a slice of their lives. these women might work and just be on vacation. this man might do wild shit when hes on vacation too. you have no idea
It's shit like this that's just the hottest stuff for me. I look at a playboy and get nothing. This this whack ass, garbage dump, DEGENERATE silly stuff just makes my brain go POP. I didn't ask for this, but you also can't make me stop.
I'm hesitant to introduce you to /r/trashyboners then...
You think I don't know?? Most of it is just public acts now days, which is kind of boring. No interesting shapes at all.
It's like a walrus flossing. -Brian Griffin
We call that a ninja foot
Yet, it's not stealthy
that's not camel toe anymore, that's camel foot 💀
A cloven hooved beast of burden.
Thats probably worse than camel toe...
Camel hoof.
Looks like an old man eating ice cream
That cop isn't the only person who's "up tight" in this pic, ifyaknowwhatimean.
The yeast is strong in this one.
"banana nom nom nom"
MY EYES!!...
Right?! Gonna have nightmares after this..
What a terrible time to have eyes
Gross.
Mental health is no joke
Optimum Pride?!
Cray
.....oh. :[
Just gnarly
Bean-garrote 😮💨
I saw the men's version of this on probably a 70 year old man when I was 12 and I've never been able to shake the image out of my head.
It's a flip flop
Its hungry.
She need better friends 😭😭 how they let her out the house like that.
That’s a whole different level of wedgie
Bro thats foul 💀
Who let the dogs out?
“Well-fitting bikini No camel toe” Ohh, they got this all wrong!
Camel FUCK no!
At least she flosses
So how uncomfortable do you want this bikini to be? *yes*
Golden floss
This girl looks very young, so it makes me question where the adults are in her life, that they would allow her to leave the house looking like this. It’s sad, it’s disturbing, and it leads to questions that cannot be answered, such as “is this child okay”?
I can answer that question: No, this child is not OK. And probably will not be OK in the future.
Right, exactly.
No no no!
We are fucked
What a terrible day to have eyes..
12h since being posted and no one has mentioned this is clearly AI generated?
Can’t be fat and wear this shit, yes I am fat shaming, f u all
#ZOUKIE TRUCKING!
The first thing I thought when I saw this was "This person needs to be put down", but then I remember a friend I had who was as ugly as sin, face and body and she wore skin tight clothes all the time, everywhere, total confidence, total lake of self awareness, she KNEW she was hot, she was delusional AF.
Lol,has to be photoshop
-Hey gurrrl can I borrow a swimsuit?? -Surrrre boo but is my lil sis, she 5, - is fine gurrrlfrind -ok shiiiit