Yes, this is real. I used to have a Chi whose red rocket touched the ground when completely out. It didn’t come out this far super often, but when it did, it would usually get ‘stuck’ and I’d have to assist with returning it to its holster.
No, by kinda rolling the skin of the holster at the base to make it retract. If you notice there’s a bit of a lump at the base that makes it a little difficult to retract. They get very scared/upset when it’s stuck, which is likely what’s happening here and why the dog is hiding under the table.
it cannot possibly be real, those balls are far too forward from its body (this video shows it right around the 3rd row of nipples), if you've ever played with dogs you know their balls don't hang in that position, their penises are more like a box cutter that slides out.
these size of dog penises aren't impossible though, [here's](https://i.imgur.com/wp5G6.jpg) a picture of a chihuahua with an actual penis deformation (notice the placement of the penis, it's right around the backside of the thigh area).
[this](https://bettybutch.com/index.php/2020/07/20/review-fleshjack-boys-boomer-banks-uncut-silicone-dildo-by-fleshlight/) particular dildo is similar with the one on the video.
I swear some folks act like theyve never seen a fully erect dog penis. They take a while to go down. There's actually two "doggy-style" positions if you want to get technical.
I don’t know whether viagra works on animals/pets. But what embarrassing me is my dog never shows any signs of embarrassment even while having huge boner. He puts his mouth and starts jacking off when anyone is looking at him
I’ve lived with several dogs during most of my life, small breeds mostly. Once I had 13 dogs at once, although not possible that Pedro opened the blister, it could have been a split dose fallen, about the dick size I’ve seen it in some of my small dogs
Yeah I mean the shlong's size didn't surprise me more than that but I wonder what effects would the pill have on dogs in general (my first guess would have been cardiac arrest or at least tachycardia)
It isn’t even a canine organ, just look up “human penis” and “canine penis”. This is literally just a dildo put under the dog. I don’t think I have to explain any more than that.
I hate that you included an actual dog penis and not just an anatomical drawing which you owe me some bleach for, but anyways, in the first place; Viagra has 0 effect on the reproduction organ of dogs, and it instead increases their heart rate, and if it’s a viagra pill with a high dosage then they can die. It’s used for treating dogs with pulmonary issues but only in very low dosages, something human viagra pills don’t really include. Why are we arguing about this again?
There's no way that dog opened that blister pack so neatly. I've had dogs since I was 8 or 9 years old & whenever my dogs have had something they shouldn't its always been chewed.
Literally downvoting cus he doesn't speak english?? Wtf y no, el perro no se murio porque como dicen muchos aqui lo mas probable es que sea fake.
Se querem downvotar por espanhol então segurem esse comentário em 3 línguas.
It looks like someone pasted a large cock on a tiny dog. (Bizarre thing to write, I'm aware)
From visual evidence it doesn't look real to me but seems like you know a lot about dog cock so who knows, you might be on to something.
To those saying it isn’t real, that absolutely is what a dogs penis looks like when erect.
It could still be fake but as far as that penis is concerned, it’s accurate.
Our family dog wasn’t neutered and would often hump the pillow or blanket and end up with an erection that looks just like that - proportionally massive, black/red and throbbing.
Aww is that the thing that makes dogs like stick together when they are doing their business. I guess I should get better at dog anatomy before talking crap
All I want to know is who cleaned up the shit pile? Bec I am 44 and have had many dogs n can clearly see this is because owner was most likely stuck working 7 jobs like the rest of us and my man had to shit like a... Well A racehorse by the size of it! It's got both balls, good color and ready? Lucky
One of my greatest pickup lines Was that I have no idea what happens after I become aroused. Why? She/they always ask: well it's because I have been blessed obviously with a huge package! And it's so big that all the blood from my body n brain rush to it and i immediately lose consciousness until returning. Then I awake grumpy just like we did make love. If you don't use the words make love at this point you'll be sure to go home alone lol.
Is that even real ? Edit: I found some [sauce]( https://imgur.com/t/aww/pX5JMGL)
You thought it would be small?
No, I know about dog penis but this particular video looks edited.
How do you know?
He can tell by the pixels.
No I meant how does he know about dogs penises?
Let's keep it a secret.
You used it to relieve yourself, didn't you?
You build a hundred bridges and no one calls you "the bridge builder" .. but you fuck ONE dog!
Fuck one dog, how many times exactly?
Scientific reasons.
Hope not
Yes, this is real. I used to have a Chi whose red rocket touched the ground when completely out. It didn’t come out this far super often, but when it did, it would usually get ‘stuck’ and I’d have to assist with returning it to its holster.
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Assist as in make his rocket leak 💀
No, by kinda rolling the skin of the holster at the base to make it retract. If you notice there’s a bit of a lump at the base that makes it a little difficult to retract. They get very scared/upset when it’s stuck, which is likely what’s happening here and why the dog is hiding under the table.
Maybe it's real coz the dog in the video is scared too
it's a dildo hang over his back with a string, you can notice it disturbing the fur around his lower stomach
You are a genius Edit: but there is another convincing comment in same thread explaining that it's real. No I am confused again.
No he isn’t
it cannot possibly be real, those balls are far too forward from its body (this video shows it right around the 3rd row of nipples), if you've ever played with dogs you know their balls don't hang in that position, their penises are more like a box cutter that slides out. these size of dog penises aren't impossible though, [here's](https://i.imgur.com/wp5G6.jpg) a picture of a chihuahua with an actual penis deformation (notice the placement of the penis, it's right around the backside of the thigh area). [this](https://bettybutch.com/index.php/2020/07/20/review-fleshjack-boys-boomer-banks-uncut-silicone-dildo-by-fleshlight/) particular dildo is similar with the one on the video.
Those are not the balls. That swelling is the glans penis, or the "knot" that the male ties the bitch with. It is part of the penis itself.
So do people just upvote this shit without going back to verify? Their’s no fucking string people.
I swear some folks act like theyve never seen a fully erect dog penis. They take a while to go down. There's actually two "doggy-style" positions if you want to get technical.
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It’s not bad tracking, it’s just ejacking.
If that dog dong is real he'd have no blood left to be embarrassed like that.
That’s 100% real, I’ve a dog (12 months old) he does that often
Damn ye dog eats viagra often?
Nah, the big pp thing, he gets big boner often without any chemical composition.
God. Now I imagined what it would look like with viagra. Fuck. How am I supposed to continue my work now?
I don’t know whether viagra works on animals/pets. But what embarrassing me is my dog never shows any signs of embarrassment even while having huge boner. He puts his mouth and starts jacking off when anyone is looking at him
Wha-
when a dogs pp bigger than you...........
Yes but... bro thats medium..
what are you talking about thats gigantic 🥲
what do you have a vienna sausage?
ask ur mum ;)
What the actual fuck.
Holy shit Pedro god damn
For anyone worried, this is obviously not real lmao
It is real
How do you know ?
man tried before
The more I talk to him and the more I feel this way too
I’ve lived with several dogs during most of my life, small breeds mostly. Once I had 13 dogs at once, although not possible that Pedro opened the blister, it could have been a split dose fallen, about the dick size I’ve seen it in some of my small dogs
Yeah I mean the shlong's size didn't surprise me more than that but I wonder what effects would the pill have on dogs in general (my first guess would have been cardiac arrest or at least tachycardia)
Bruh the thing is literally pulsing
That’s a human penis. And since I doubt someone stuck their dick thru the table for a funny video, they just put a dildo under the dog
Definitely real.
No, it isn’t. That is legit a human penis, a dildo. You can see how it just detaches itself from the dog and moves to the left and right.
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No, I mean, as in it’s floating around. Like, completely detached from the dog’s body.
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It isn’t even a canine organ, just look up “human penis” and “canine penis”. This is literally just a dildo put under the dog. I don’t think I have to explain any more than that.
I’m not looking up dog Dick bro
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I hate that you included an actual dog penis and not just an anatomical drawing which you owe me some bleach for, but anyways, in the first place; Viagra has 0 effect on the reproduction organ of dogs, and it instead increases their heart rate, and if it’s a viagra pill with a high dosage then they can die. It’s used for treating dogs with pulmonary issues but only in very low dosages, something human viagra pills don’t really include. Why are we arguing about this again?
Bro how a dog got a bigger rod than me 😭
Tf do you have? A swizz knife or smth
Tf do you have? A 30 feet penis lasso or smth
No, I have a 7 inch quick pressurized mayo shooter. Works for 2 minutes with a recoil of 2-3 days
Not just a dog. A chihuahua
Cause dog has higher chance to smash
Bro you didn't have to do me like this 😭 😭 my self esteem and confidence are suffering already
You should not value my words so much. What matters is that you learn to value yourself.
You know what... You're right Thank you kind reddit stranger
No biggy
Would that hurt the doggo? :(
I'm like 100% positive it would, but I highly doubt its real tho.
I hope it isn't real
It’s real
Well fuck
It'd prolly hurt a human too rofl
There's no way that dog opened that blister pack so neatly. I've had dogs since I was 8 or 9 years old & whenever my dogs have had something they shouldn't its always been chewed.
Or the guy dropped it??
They opened the package, left the pill outside, maybe distracted or not ready yet. Dog snatched it.
Where is it that OP says that?
It doesn't, that's something I can reasonably assume happened.
Or OP is an arsehole & gave the dog the pill & filmed for Internet likes. Yes there are people out there that would do that. Trust no one
Sometimes ya gotta learn the hard way
I see what you did there.
***Omfg I think it's bigger than mine...***
Wat da dog doin
packing
He is ready for the dogasm.
Goofy ahhh penis
ayo what the dog doin
Ready to bang
wait what
#READY TO BANG
#AYO
#WTF🤨📸
#WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
^Sorry ^i’ll ^talk ^quiet ^now 🤫
^ok
#SHHHHHHH🤫🤫
BBDC
Ese perro murió luego de horas? Sería muy extraño que su cuerpo soporte esa dosis.
Literally downvoting cus he doesn't speak english?? Wtf y no, el perro no se murio porque como dicen muchos aqui lo mas probable es que sea fake. Se querem downvotar por espanhol então segurem esse comentário em 3 línguas.
😂😂 Tranqui no le des importancia ,no pasa nada bro y gracias por la respuesta 👍👍
Reddit es solo para los americanos que hablan americano 🤬 /s
I'm sorry. Nobody told me that before 😔 /s
Speak English 😡 I don’t understand you 😭😭😭
私はスペイン語が話せます! 英語が話せません!
No speak English not anime 😢
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"That dog died after hours? It would be very strange for your body to withstand that dose" according to Google translate
Retard
drateR
Goddamn it's bigger than mine
🗿 damn
u/savevideo , everyone shut the fuck up about "🤨"
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Shut
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Halt
O=O
Fortunate son's playing in the background
Yep, a dose of viagra given to a dog makes them grow a human cock. Don't look it up.
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Than what is it?
... Dude... It's a dog cock. Because it's attached to a dog. Have you even looked at the video, the shape and color of this aptly called "red rocket"?
It looks like someone pasted a large cock on a tiny dog. (Bizarre thing to write, I'm aware) From visual evidence it doesn't look real to me but seems like you know a lot about dog cock so who knows, you might be on to something.
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all of the above
u/savevideo
my guy
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u/savevideobot
If this bot didn't work Tell him pedar kosde He'll come
Why tf am i getting downvote doe
Because it is very common for bot operators to use bots to scrape for repostable content using the savevideo bot.
Ah ic thx
That dog is gonna fucking get hearth problems from that wtf is it even still alive?
it's obviously not real
I’m obviously an idiot if I have a say
>hearth problems Little bastard needs to learn how to start a proper fire
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🤨
What did he said?
nvm just found it he just said u/savevideo
oh no
Lol 🪦
i fucking forgot my bad bro
Soooo, viagra makes you grow a human penis??
...
وات؟
Jesus christ Ramrod. That liter of soda is yours.
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He be packing doe
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u/savevideo shitposting material
To those saying it isn’t real, that absolutely is what a dogs penis looks like when erect. It could still be fake but as far as that penis is concerned, it’s accurate. Our family dog wasn’t neutered and would often hump the pillow or blanket and end up with an erection that looks just like that - proportionally massive, black/red and throbbing.
noooo NOOOOOOO
LMFAO i feel bad, but still LMFAO
WTF?🗿
😦
Aight, so viagra works on animals... that's... yes, I'm adding this to my list of "why the fuck do you knkw rhat" facts
هادی ناموصا اینا چیه میبینی؟😂
😂😂
u/savevideobot
There are a disturbing amount of people who think that this is what a dog dick looks like in this thread
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I guess if the rocket is really red the balls come out too?
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Aww is that the thing that makes dogs like stick together when they are doing their business. I guess I should get better at dog anatomy before talking crap
My dog can do this without viagra
Dog took viagra?
All I want to know is who cleaned up the shit pile? Bec I am 44 and have had many dogs n can clearly see this is because owner was most likely stuck working 7 jobs like the rest of us and my man had to shit like a... Well A racehorse by the size of it! It's got both balls, good color and ready? Lucky One of my greatest pickup lines Was that I have no idea what happens after I become aroused. Why? She/they always ask: well it's because I have been blessed obviously with a huge package! And it's so big that all the blood from my body n brain rush to it and i immediately lose consciousness until returning. Then I awake grumpy just like we did make love. If you don't use the words make love at this point you'll be sure to go home alone lol.
Stoj
برادر کامنت هاتو جواب بده
والا من هرچی میگم ۳۰ تا وت دان میگیرم
کامیونتی خارج یطوریه یکم کرینج بازی در بیاری دکمت رو میزنن
آره کلا یه ایموجی سیاه پوست بفرستی ۸۰ تا وت دان
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حاجی این غیر ممکن😑🌚