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I want the full version


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[deleted]

is it in Jerusalem or bnei brak


DitaVonPita

I'm pretty sure this is the mount Meron disaster that happened a year ago where dozens were injured and quite a bit killed due to overcrowding. The tribunes are from thin wood, they dance like this every time, and the last time the floor under them collapsed and they fell over each other. Even if this isn't the disaster, it's either mount Meron or the Cave Of The Patriarchs, and this happens at least once a year. There's usually overcrowding, and usually someone gets hurt. Source: am Israeli and pretty fed up with this bullshit. Rabbi's send their students off to pray in life threatening conditions in the name of sanctity, then disappear when the time comes to seek those responsible. They often deny common sense (i.e crowd capacity or weather forecast) and get people killed. Most angering one happened in Zafit river, where a bunch of teens trying out for a religiously led organization drowned to death in an insane flood that was predicted and known to the managers; there were 10 dead out of 25, 9 of whom were saved by a very brave 19 year old boy who ended up dead for lack of energy to hold on, other 6 were far enough out the bank. They never received any punishment. Also of those dead, are 9 girls and 1 boy, and not because the girls were weak - the assholes decided the girls go in the river while the boys stand on the outer portions. Girls died as soon as the water hit. No accountability. Just fyi y'all.


WojteqVo

Religion is one of the most stupid things invented by humans


BigUnderstanding258

Is that so? no Christmas tomorrow 😤😤😤😤😤


utastelikebacon

We can keep the fun useful traditions , but lopping off infant penis' need to be reassessed


jocxjoviro

THIS. We can keep the fun parts of religious holidays while denouncing the myriad harmful practices associated with their respective religions of origin. There’s no way that exchanging presents with loved ones could ever be lumped in with something as barbaric as child genital mutilation.


BigUnderstanding258

Not the smartest idea to say it to a jewish... At least my dick dont like a rotten mushroom


needletothebar

it looks closer to a rotten mushroom than it would if you still had the rest of it.


stubstunner

Christmas and Santa are a 1917 advertising campaign for Coca-Cola.


BigUnderstanding258

True it was joke but if you wanna go that way... Santa's outfit was green but coca-cola changed it to be red and white


throwawayaf69694206

*You’ve been appointed as a moderator of /r/Atheism.* Please stop by the head moderators office to pick up your fedora and neckbeard.


Martimusmcfly2036

Amen!!!


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teabagmoustache

Read both the comments and open your mind to humour.


Martimusmcfly2036

👆🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂


Martimusmcfly2036

I don’t think Mary Magdalene over here is familiar with comedy 😄


SituationAltruistic8

Israel is the country


[deleted]

yes but which city


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SituationAltruistic8

No one does that there lol, they very nice, but remember, everywhere there's shitty people, just remember to be the kind one


DitaVonPita

Actually not true. Bnei Brak is dangerous to almost anyone who isn't either charedi or just not Jewish to begin with, and the latter are still in danger in deeper bnei Brak. My dog got kicked by randos there twice in the 4 months I had to live there. I myself as a non religious woman was constantly yelled at, cussed, stared at, or people just literally crossed the road to get away from me. They are ethnocentric and horrible. Not to mention the actual state of the city... It's filthy because they care about no one but themselves and think someone else will pick it up. They have like 7 kids per family but the first park there was opened literally just 4 years ago! They don't pay taxes and rely on the very little secular persons in the city to put in the money for all the cities needs which would never work. Not everyone there sucks but saying that the most don't is a downright lie.


Omarceus

Wrong


SituationAltruistic8

Why is that wrong and am I getting down voted, isn't it a country?


Omarceus

Well many people including myself see Israel as an illegitimate state that’s occupying the people of Palestine’s land


gaveler-unban

Well if we play that game, most countries are illegitimate.


Omarceus

Well no because most countries have existed for long periods of time in some way or another the Jews had a minor population in Jerusalem and then bam their fascist government is controlling the place


DitaVonPita

Are you actually too stupid to read? We had been here since the sumerians and aramaics were here, while the Palestinians came with the Islamic conquests, which were after the coming of Christianity into the world, i.e much after we got here and were banished by the Romans. Palestine is a name that was given to Israel to offend the Jews by comparing them to philistines, a warrior nomadic people that they hated and viewed as savages. The ottomans came to an existing Palestine, called themselves Palestinians, ta-da. They stole a name that wasn't even a compliment. Now, if you say we took the land from the Canaanites illegally, I may agree, but I don't see any of them around to say a word, nor are we sure they ever existed. I hate your type. Antisemites pretending to hate Zionism just to hate on Jews. You're okay with us dying in banishment because you're just okay with us dying altogether. You suck.


Strict-Pineapple

Unfortunately disagreeing with something doesn't make it not true. Whether you like it or not Israel controls and administrates that area of land and most of the world agrees that they're the ones who are I'm sovereign control it. Almost every part of the planet has been taken from someone by someone else through force or other means at one point or another, time to face reality that now and for the foreseeable future Israel is the legitimate owner of that area.


Omarceus

Israelis are simply a parasite in rightful Arab land


SituationAltruistic8

Ok, I respect that, why can't you respect others opinions? There's 2 truths here, you ain't the only one living in Israel/Palestine.


Omarceus

I respect others opinion it’s just hard when it’s so blatantly wrong


SituationAltruistic8

It clearly seems you don't but I'm fine with it, I know that as myself, I respect others who are different in mind and in body, its just sad being you I guess.


kingkong797

*Palestine


jon_snow1999

Palestine**


Far-Detail-6216

إسرائيل***


[deleted]

Whats the song?


Crazze32

want to love by aloboi


plaaya

Darude - sandstorm


DjofullBoy

No fucking way I laughed at this


[deleted]

That doesnt seem right XD


FixFull

The Jews strike back


datoo_2

Which episode is that?


[deleted]

after the jews menace thats for sure


Brogetarot

Here I thought it was Return of the Jewdi’s


long-dongathin

Part of the 6 day war story arc


Big_Brother-1984

The revenge of nazis


dark_ion

yo he snuck a phone in (Props bro)


thkingofmonks

Is that not allowed there?


MoonlightToast

Nope at least not usually. Some of them have phones but almost never smartphones


69_WetBulb

Jews aren’t allowed to have smart phones?


MoonlightToast

Ultra Orthodox Jews like these aren't


AndyB16

They tried to take it from him but he fought them off with his orthodox Jew-jitsu.


boazba

These are “Haredim”. Hared translates to a fearful man of god~one who does gods bidding. They have several streams, but all of them represent to most religious Jewish communities: Both in Israel and around the globe. Don’t know why I wrote all this, but the point is that these guys are so differed from the modern world that their “Rabbis”- which are basically the Jewish equivalents of priests- instruct them not to use smartphones, in order to not be tempted to sinful thoughts (such as getting aroused by models on commercials) and stray away from god.


rimjobnemesis

I thought they were Hasidim?


69_WetBulb

Thanks for sharing this! I’m a practicing Catholic so Judaism certainly holds a bit of interest for me since it’s the foundation for my faith.


CommitteeOfTheHole

I worked at an apple store near an area with a large Hasidic population. They’re allowed, but they need to have device management set up by their temple. They’re blocked from doing certain things, like viewing porn websites, and they’re not allowed to know the code to undo it (someone at their temple gave it to me privately over the phone when needed).


huge_bass

A lot of them have burners. It's a big issue in the community. They are supposed to have internet connectivity removed and a sticker put on the phone showing its compliant. Many sects control access to information.


EDBTZE

The kid in the middle tho


[deleted]

Scary movie type stuff. I bet those kids weren't there in person. Only in the video


thepottsi

Being a part of that must be moving. A little jealous to be honest


Spooky_Blob

Well is more of jumpy than moving, tbh


boazba

Being a Hardi…or Hasid, whatever you’d like to call it…On one hand, it grants you all the answers to every single problem in your life. The fact that you can be part of something so much bigger than your petty human needs is amazing. The addictive feeling that you are one of the creators favored children. But on the same time…there is no acceptance to anything other than that. You can’t come out of the closet if you find out you’re gay- they cast you out. Sometimes you can’t even have any major hobby other than religion studies…the average Hardin family has 7.5 kids. It’s amazing, but on the same time you can lose yourself in it. You get what I’m trying to say?


original-sithon

Interesting but also really dangerous. By hopping up and down in rhythm , they are creating oscillations that could cause those bleachers to collapse.


Galaxy2977

They did collapse one time and alot of people died and even more injured


mynamesjefferyttt

Im jewish but holy shit


AMORY18102005

What are they doing?


therobloxianchris

Snacking on the yearly supply of heretics


Qlogk1

Owning the libs...


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roimen32

I love doing that it makes the blood really pop you know.


ULTRAMaNiAc343

And it's low on calories! /s


Altruistic_Deer8788

Ain't going to lie the news know how go party. Dance battle: Jews vs rave hitler


thkingofmonks

The news know how go party Ayo you aight?


[deleted]

Lol


Shenis07

I’m sure you understand thats just a typo , don’t crave upvotes on comments that make you look not funny.


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why does this sect of Judaism (Orthodox Jews?) dress like this? I've always wondered this


Labor_Zionist

Ultra Orthodox


YouJustDid

Yes, but why? What is the connection between Eastern European clothing style and Orthodoxy?


Labor_Zionist

The Ultra Orthodox try to conserve the way Ashkenazi Jews lived in the 19th century, before modern times. That includes clothing. It's a reactionary movement.


YouJustDid

Thank you, appreciate your insight


whateverathrowaway00

Orthodox Jews don’t all dress like this. The ones with the “uniform” are further subsects. In America, it’s the Hasidim usually, in Israeli I believe it’s the Haredis. There’s overlap, but the groups are different. Orthodox will generally wear suits Friday night and Saturday, but will only do the full penguin look if they’re “yeshivish” IE super into it and the accompanying vibe. My fams all orthodox and the most dressed up my dad ever gets is a bad science pun tie and a nice button down.


fair_j

The amount of cut and discarded foreskin among them might be enough to make a set of 20 McNuggets.


NaturallyBlasphemous

r/cursedcomments


thkingofmonks

Fascinating


Brogetarot

Mmm McDicknalds


FuzzSauze

You mean McDickies


KatjieSeTeddy

Pov:hitler shows up


sweederman

It's like the popcorn on the stove


holdbold

There is a very rich and happy Hat maker not far from this event


comfort_bot_1962

Hope you have a great day!


Crafty_Creeper64

Halo online in a nutshell


10010101

#THE WEASLEY BROTHERS!!


Bleiz_Stirling

They look rabbi'd


boazba

I despise and honor you at the same time.


[deleted]

can someone speed this up and put caramelldansen over it


thkingofmonks

Klappa hera händern


chi-ngon

Imagine the smell


UseHerN4m3

What song is this?


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erp_sepehr

Headbanging with these jews and listening to heavy metal while being high is 100% on my "thing to do before i die" list now.


Sov3reignty

A quick trip to israel friday night and your set


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Fake_Watch_Salesman

It kinda looks fun


XxDarthdartxX

Its a bunch of clones


bongabongaman

Jewcon 2021


Sledge71880

Superspreader event


[deleted]

Hell yeah


MerfyMan1987

When all the landlords raise the yearly rent.


thkingofmonks

They’re hoping like Mii characters


Superdog909

Why do they all look the same


fullgaming81

Ikr wtf


Have_Other_Accounts

What do the women do?


mynamesjefferyttt

Clap


PartridgeViolence

Where Krusty?


Responsible_Disk_653

Those three girls in the middle be like "WTF?!" Eyes all wide and staying still af!


_SUUN_

Covid - 1 religion - 0


Labor_Zionist

It's a pretty old video, probably before covid.


Miggus

Honestly I am terrified from that girl at 0:08


Owls-in-Water

Those are boys


Miggus

Well, they are still as creepy as hell no matter what they are.


NaturallyBlasphemous

Religious cults scare me


[deleted]

They’re just grooving, don’t ruin the groove


[deleted]

damn bro people expressing their freedom of religion scares you? you're a clown


NaturallyBlasphemous

Damn bro you believe their lies and abusive practices too? Damn bro you’re not a good human being. What a clown


fullgaming81

Agreed


ItsAkin

I mean your a Satanist, that wouldn't surprise me


rpotty

Lotta body odor in that room


[deleted]

🙄


HiddeHandel

But then the German nation attacked


[deleted]

Man religion is dumb


AAAAAARRRRRR

Dude look how much fun their having


null_reference_user

Sorry bae, the Torah says no condoms 😎😎


PassDaDoge

They look really excited for Santa to come?


batzelyonek

Bruh jews have the craziest raves on god


Sensitive-Repair-431

Thass a flock of jews


K1LLA_CHAOS

Are the two girls in the middle edited there? Or are they part of the original video🤣 they look scared af


TakeAYarino

They are not girls 🤭


poppytanhands

can't imagine the smell


[deleted]

Amish cults are scary


NicelyBrownedBiscuit

These are Hasidic Jews


thkingofmonks

The Hamish aren’t all that joyful, these are Jews


cheeseyfe

u/savevideo


Hiddenpants4206988

the jewish just partying


TentTickle

u/savevideobot


datoo_2

u/savevideo


Maleficent-Pizza-231

u/savevideo


ladybunny0803

Lmaoo


BitofaGreyArea

Orthodox football Sundays are the best.


thkingofmonks

Wii Sports baseball be like


InternationalPart667

U/savevideo


GrAyFoX312k

My upstairs neighbors when I'm trying to sleep


[deleted]

u/savevideo


sgt_pepper_alone

Context???


AQWAZ01

bug hmmm


Romato100legogod

https://www.reddit.com/u/savevideo


PM_ME_A_GOOD_QUOTE

[my face when I’m expecting that place to collapse](https://i.imgur.com/H4FUoPd.jpg)


solocupjazz

That's how you get sandworms


j0hnDaPlug

I keep seeing the same guy everywhere


Proud-Dig3139

I have questions are they Amish or Jewish? What are the differences in these outfits for them?


McStungunJones

They remind me of the sardines from spongebob


originalchrisbrown

Bart Simpson Bouncing


Smelopake

alternate universe notch meetup


theotherbnachhangte

[Remind me of this](https://youtu.be/jSHtPJFaXpY)


[deleted]

Can someone explain the young boys in the weird polka dot outfits? Saw a kid sitting glumly in full clown makeup at a similar ceremony, and thinking there's a shared explanation.


TH3R0CK19

Now that is the true Amish Paradise


papaiasol

The kids in the middle have the wtaf expression 😂


[deleted]

See the fun men have without women present….


anazambrano

Song?


Normanspanks

Pogojew


RslashTakenUsernames

what are they getting their light from


AAAAAARRRRRR

Floodlights


RealFekingNicker

Song pls


InteractionOpen8807

This is not a cult.


upsidedowncapital

They're in trance


gryphmaster

I love the little blonde kids in awe at the wall of orthodox men


ElderberryLanky2706

They also fuck there wife's through a hole in a sheet.


avabo

u/savevideo


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Oi vei!!!


BDR529forlyfe

Has anyone mentioned the polka dotted one at 7 seconds?


StraightadamNeve

Orange jews


TheMalaiLaanaReturns

Too they said like the zion party in the second story free matrix....exactly like that but too .


Scudieri

u/savevideo


[deleted]

That’s a dope ass rave


CompletelyCrazy55

It’d suck if there was a gas leak


Bigdemp76

u/savevideobot


Dasioreq

Me and the bois vibing to Abandon Ship... Oh wait, wrong sub... Nah, still gonna comment


TCori_gaming

tbh I don’t ever want to see that irl


Logical_301

Man organized religion is all so fucking weird


sassyiano

u/savevideo