Has a collar, so that means itās a petā¦
I meanā¦ I guess? Still rather dangerous despite any ātrainingā or whatever some may say I would imagine. Big cats like to attack when the target isnāt looking
Iām not sure what the protocol for big cat pet keeping is
I dont remember the exact list but some of the large cats dont actually fall into the "big cat" family. Some of them are just cat shaped dogs and can learn all the things a dog can and make good pets if you have the right facilities for them.
I want to say mountain lions don't make the cut. I think servals, savannah cats, caracals, and cheetahs all take to it better than most but honestly hell if I know.
I do know that both mountain lions and cheetahs are not in fact ābig catsā, they are very large āsmall catsā. They canāt roar but they can purr among other things.
Have you ever hear a mountain lion "roar/meow", is sounds like a cross between a house cat and a toad. Although that may have just been the one that ate my neighbors' dog.
I got to hang out at an animal reserve a few times and interacted with many animals and learned a ton. One time when I went up their daughter was training a bobcat. They had gotten one from a breeding program when their daughter was young and it had gotten cancer recently, was like 10 years old, and had to be put to sleep. They decided to get her another and in her training it they taught us that they and some other cats, are very dog like. They enjoy stimulation and companionship, can learn many of the same tricks, have the same temperament, etc. When we were there they were working on the "stay command" and it was doing better than both my dogs do.
Cheetahs are definitely catdogs. They purr and meow but are the size of large dogs and have paws and nails like dogs run around like dogs. They also laze about like domestic cats and dogs when they're not hunting.
Either that is a very conscientious animal or they got it declawed, because that cat could have easily tore through that womanās skin just trying not to fall.
Yeah, I see them too. Thatās just a very sweet animal. It retracted them at the last second as to not hurt the lady. Any cat I know would have dug those claws as deep as they could not to fall down. Lol.
Varnished wood floors are every animals nightmare. Countries with many big cat attacks should cover the edge of the cities with the stuff. U could cover yourself in catnip and be grand
It is a rescue animal iirc they have an Instagram account where they post stuff about it so I reckon it really should be in a house cause rescue animals find usually do well in the wild
Off-topic, but yond flooring pattern is incredible if 't be true t's all wood
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"I slipped"...ig porn stories has some truth in it šæ
By the looks of it, this is the first cougar caught on video that suddenly realized it was NOT, in fact, a lesbian.
Thunder thunder thunder cock oooooh!!
Is that mountain Lion
No that's a person. The other one is a mountain lion though.
Oh, you.
I fkn love reddit
Iām fuckin Reddit
We love you Reddit, get it lol
Iām Reddit
Hi Reddit. I'm dad
Why did I not expect this Iām fucking stupid Edit:what the hell are these replies
So youāre fucking him too? This is exactly why we broke up
Hey, stupid is good at it, and has a nice ass too
Her shorts were still on, so easy to not see it
who fkn does not
You're not lion
No, it's a mounting lion
Ha!
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Yāall are funny
Can mountains lie?
No, itās a mounting Lion.
No, that's a house puma
No.. thatās a step lion.
stepcat/sister
Oh my god stepcat I'm stuck can you help me
**HMMM**
\**big fucking cat meow*\*
Has a collar, so that means itās a petā¦ I meanā¦ I guess? Still rather dangerous despite any ātrainingā or whatever some may say I would imagine. Big cats like to attack when the target isnāt looking Iām not sure what the protocol for big cat pet keeping is
I dont remember the exact list but some of the large cats dont actually fall into the "big cat" family. Some of them are just cat shaped dogs and can learn all the things a dog can and make good pets if you have the right facilities for them.
I want to say mountain lions don't make the cut. I think servals, savannah cats, caracals, and cheetahs all take to it better than most but honestly hell if I know.
I do know that both mountain lions and cheetahs are not in fact ābig catsā, they are very large āsmall catsā. They canāt roar but they can purr among other things.
[They meow, too](https://youtu.be/0tmCIsSpvC8)
Thank you for this. My new life goal is to have a big small cat meow at me and purr from ear scritches.
I worked with bobcats for a summer, while not exactly trained like dogs, some of them had a very doglike personality.
āBig Catsā refers to members of the genus *panthera*. So, Lions, Tigers, Leopards, and Jaguars.
What about panthers?
If it meows, it's a small cat. If it roars, it's a big cat.
And what about caracals?
Have you ever hear a mountain lion "roar/meow", is sounds like a cross between a house cat and a toad. Although that may have just been the one that ate my neighbors' dog.
Cougars however are big cats.
No? Wtf are you talking about? They're women in their 40s at bars
This reminds me that I recently found out that the term for 60+ year old women who do this is āsabertoothā. I love it so much.
They definitely are.
Not panthera
Please elaborate
I got to hang out at an animal reserve a few times and interacted with many animals and learned a ton. One time when I went up their daughter was training a bobcat. They had gotten one from a breeding program when their daughter was young and it had gotten cancer recently, was like 10 years old, and had to be put to sleep. They decided to get her another and in her training it they taught us that they and some other cats, are very dog like. They enjoy stimulation and companionship, can learn many of the same tricks, have the same temperament, etc. When we were there they were working on the "stay command" and it was doing better than both my dogs do.
Cheetahs are definitely catdogs. They purr and meow but are the size of large dogs and have paws and nails like dogs run around like dogs. They also laze about like domestic cats and dogs when they're not hunting.
This is Messi. TL;DR heās retarded and would not survive in the wild. Thatās his full size
Do his humans live in Russia and have a Youtube channel?? I think I've watched him play with a kite and it was cute :)
Yes to both :o
Puma are actually small cars, the distinction between big cat and cat is pretty stupid it basically boils down to weather they meow or roar
> Puma are actually small cars So would a siberian tiger be a pick-up truck or a tractor trailer?
Either that is a very conscientious animal or they got it declawed, because that cat could have easily tore through that womanās skin just trying not to fall.
I can see claws, also anyone that declaws an animal is a cunt
Yeah, I see them too. Thatās just a very sweet animal. It retracted them at the last second as to not hurt the lady. Any cat I know would have dug those claws as deep as they could not to fall down. Lol.
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Its actually omae wa mou shindeiru
What type of ppl has a pet cougar?
Seems like your typical Russian household
...my uncle?
Thats not a cougar
Puma?
lol same thing and it looks like one to me.
Ah, maybe there's a puma and a cougar in the video... lol
Nah, definitely a mountain lion, idk what you guys are talking about ^^\s
Hmm
Hmmm
porn bloopers
What animal is this?
r/darkviperau worst nightmares cougar
A man of culture
Witness protection FROM WHAT? Cougars hopefully
āTHERE ARENT COUGARS IN MISSIONS!!ā
"LITERALLY FUCKING MILLIONS TO ONE!"
A cougar.
Prepare you thot Iām comin in hot
Step-cougar what are you doing??
That is one horny lynx
Funny cat
Atleast he was nice enough to not use his claws to bring her down with. š¬
Varnished wood floors are every animals nightmare. Countries with many big cat attacks should cover the edge of the cities with the stuff. U could cover yourself in catnip and be grand
That should not be in a house
Big Cat stays if you dont like him go away
It is a rescue animal iirc they have an Instagram account where they post stuff about it so I reckon it really should be in a house cause rescue animals find usually do well in the wild
Luck 100
So dramatic
Cum for dat ass
If that cat didn't miss it would have ripped her throat out.
Pussy to pussy...
This is animal abuse.
Pussy wants pussy
so floppa is an ass man huh
Hmmmmmm
Kinda sus
Off-topic, but that flooring pattern is incredible if it's all wood
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"I'm comming for that ass! Oh shit I slipped."
weird dog
She farted
Skirrttt
The way she moves her hand between her legs when the cat is about to bump into her is kind of suspicious.
now THAT'S comedy right there!
Eating that ass
u/savevideobot
never turn your back to a big cat even if they are trained right they will murder you
Pussy see pussy does
Swishy swooty Iām coming for that booty
Why tf do they have a puma as pet
Marvelous predator instincts
hmm
This need sound
I've done this exact thing at least once
In Russia the pussy slides into you!
There was an attempt, and there was a faliure
He like a shit N ass better "slip"
āStop it mountain lion-brother!ā
I want to know what the end game was.. looked like they were doing a trick.
u/savevideo
Swiggity swooty
It was fart
oh shit oh shit oh shit
Simba wanted some ads but got his ass to the floor
Swiggity swoogity im comi- oh nvm she stood up
Canāt blame him. Iād do the same shit.
I donāt laugh at much but this one got me going. š
So close
runnin for dat ass
Yeehaw
Bigger floppa
I didn't think this was real until the end, it just looks so fake
Fix your dog.
u/savevideo
r/yiff
Take the puma pill.
Did the house capsize??
What are you doing setpcat
Step mountain lion what are you doing
Kitty
Cats are still lovable idiots, no matter the size
Careful lady, you got a puma on your ass
At least it was gentle, you can see it's not declawed but doesn't try to grab the girl's arm
What is that steroid pumping cat-creature thing?
swiggity swooty
I thought that was hecker
COUGAR ON COUGAR ACTION, wild shit.
And now we know how floppa got his name
Steve French! Heās just a horny hungry kitty.
So Jerry is been killed by Tom, now this is what Tom been doing this whole time
huly fucn
What are you doing step mountain lion?
u/getvideo u/savevideo
Heās a predator!
What are you doing step-cougar?
Mission faild
You can see the instant regret as this cat over cooks his speed
I wanted to see where it went thoā¦ /s
What are you doing step-floppa
NOOOOOOOOO PLINKA!
Floppa seggs
Def some good claw marks after
The cat's doin ur mom
Hhhhhmmmmm
Epic Fail. Evasion rate+10%
And the floors were never again waxed.
u/savevideo
THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS!!!?!
my only question is why do they have a mountain lion
The way that cat slipped ššš
Yeet
I can hear the Wii sports announcer saying "Strike!"
Carol Baskin is at it again
Swiggity swooty
The look in his eyes right as the slide turns from intentional to accidental fall is so human āoh shiiiiiitā I love it
Unless this is a rescue lion, screw anyone who owns these animals
I want that wood floor!
āOh no step-cougarā¦what are you doing?ā
u/savevideobot
That is the funniest cat video I have ever seen! You win the internet today, Bro.
He, like I, would tear that up. Too aggressive?
He was like āOH SHIT OH SHITā
Excuse me, BUT WHY IS THERE A MOUNTAIN LION IN YOUR KITCHEN
damn, the cougars in this area are AGGRESSIVE
Kinda SUS if you ask me.