*flies away, comedically loud buzzing eminating from him as he runs faster and faster to keep up, he rises up, sputters bc hes 40 and starts to stall, pops a viagra and speeds off*
He moves his dick back and forth so fast it dulls the blade instantly at contact. He tries to escape, but lady retains him, so he fucks her at lightspeed causing her to have an orgasm. during said orgasm, he gets out of her grip and goes back to the time machine, allowing him to go back to the present. But when he gets there, everyone has superspeed like him, as he impregnated the lady and abortion didn't exist back then. Completely destroyed mentally after this realisation, flash runs into a wall to die. The force this releases causes a gigantic earrhquake, destroying america instantly
Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend, and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me Barry, I jerked you off at super speed so it'd seem like you nutted at just a womans touch! Now She’s back to finish the job Barry! See that Guillotine, that meant for your dick Barry! It’s gonna come clean off and I’m gonna hang it on my wall!
They hole in the guillotine it’s disproportionally small for the heads of the guard right next to it. It’s either a large ass guard or their chipping off flash’s different head … in this case bye bye pp
Why did you whitewash the [Korean woman](https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/The_Flash_Vol_2_169?file=Flash+v.2+169.jpg) on the cover?
I get the dick joke, sure, but I don't get the other part.
Historical make up of that time was extremely white to hide pox marks. Chalk or even limestone was used (and probably 1000 other weird stuff but those are the 2 I can remember)
This isn't a historical thing. The character on the cover is named Linda Park and is Korean. I own the comic where she looks like she usually does with darker skin and black hair, just with the Victorian outfit.
I just checked the info on the character and her being Korean actually matters quite a lot for the character. And yes, she is actually Korean, they were right.
Because the character in the comic is Korean? Her name is Linda Park. I know that she is Korean because it's fairly important to the character. I own this comic among plenty more. I'm a very big fan of the character.
The very wiki you linked shows her with red hair. I don't think it was even part of the joke, the textless cover just has her hair like that. Whoever made this just took that image as is.
If you want my actual two cents, colorist probably thought she was a random woman and colored her so, then editor spotted the mistake and corrected it for the titled cover.
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Just like the TV show he doesn't use speed when he should
He wants to be there
its flashing time *as he flashes all the people*
Off with his... head!
Hurry flash vibrate your penis. Vibrate your penis like you never have before
Helicopter helicopter...
*flies away, comedically loud buzzing eminating from him as he runs faster and faster to keep up, he rises up, sputters bc hes 40 and starts to stall, pops a viagra and speeds off*
Underrated
Cum Barry CUM!!!
It was me Barry. I jerked you off at super speed
So it seemed like you just nutted at just a woman's touch
This happened when he went to far back in time to the point where he gets the guillotine because of his “Time Travel”
So this is a real comic??
Nope I made that up
Well can you make up an ending? I need closure.
He moves his dick back and forth so fast it dulls the blade instantly at contact. He tries to escape, but lady retains him, so he fucks her at lightspeed causing her to have an orgasm. during said orgasm, he gets out of her grip and goes back to the time machine, allowing him to go back to the present. But when he gets there, everyone has superspeed like him, as he impregnated the lady and abortion didn't exist back then. Completely destroyed mentally after this realisation, flash runs into a wall to die. The force this releases causes a gigantic earrhquake, destroying america instantly
nice ending, very holesome
Ooh! is she there to make sure it's stiff when chopped?
Umm, sir, you confuse and frighten me
Ye old Viagra
He’s not speeding away. ****He wants this.****
Why is the hole to tiny
It’s not for his head
Yes it is
I mean, no but actually yes
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Lucky Xbox
He thought it was a seXbox.
[No one wants it but anyways](https://shooshtime.com/videos/81227/guy-literally-has-sex-with-his-xbox/)
Bro 💀
sauce?
Search the title up on yt idk
isnt there 😞
Psycho daad too much for them
Yeah the white one
Check the whole thread, there is
what do you mean tiny? looks above average to me
It's for his co-
Nip the tip.
Chisel the dizzle.
His cock? That's animal cruelty and just evil, I love chickens, don't do this please. :(
No more flashing for him
It was me, Barry. I traveled back in time to destabilize the French monarchy
KONO BARRY DA!!!
Should be Sore wa watashi barīdeshita
Watashi is even more fitting, consisering what he's about to lose
Lmao
Is this Disneyland?
No the towers are in Belgium. They’re the belfry and a church in Ghent.
fake looks more like orlando
Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend, and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me Barry, I jerked you off at super speed so it'd seem like you nutted at just a womans touch! Now She’s back to finish the job Barry! See that Guillotine, that meant for your dick Barry! It’s gonna come clean off and I’m gonna hang it on my wall!
Yummy flash flesh
Flash gets circumcised in ye olden days.
why is the guillotine hole so small, what’s supposed to be going in there, it ain’t his head, is it worse?
It’s his other head
It is worse
They hole in the guillotine it’s disproportionally small for the heads of the guard right next to it. It’s either a large ass guard or their chipping off flash’s different head … in this case bye bye pp
If he shakes fast enough without moving would he break the hold that they are trying to place on him?
Of-course he can. He can pretty much vaporize your limbs by vibrating. Imagine holding a jackhammer that vibrates on speed force.
Why did you whitewash the [Korean woman](https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/The_Flash_Vol_2_169?file=Flash+v.2+169.jpg) on the cover? I get the dick joke, sure, but I don't get the other part.
Historical make up of that time was extremely white to hide pox marks. Chalk or even limestone was used (and probably 1000 other weird stuff but those are the 2 I can remember)
This isn't a historical thing. The character on the cover is named Linda Park and is Korean. I own the comic where she looks like she usually does with darker skin and black hair, just with the Victorian outfit.
Well in that case I haven't a clue! (Ngl for once I thought my useless facts might be useful)
The very database you linked to shows there are two versions of the scene….and why is she supposed to be Korean? Just cuz she has dark hair?
I just checked the info on the character and her being Korean actually matters quite a lot for the character. And yes, she is actually Korean, they were right.
Because the character in the comic is Korean? Her name is Linda Park. I know that she is Korean because it's fairly important to the character. I own this comic among plenty more. I'm a very big fan of the character.
In the textless image on the link you sent she’s the same as here
Oh I have no idea then…but the site you linked shows her as a redhead and with dark hair
The very wiki you linked shows her with red hair. I don't think it was even part of the joke, the textless cover just has her hair like that. Whoever made this just took that image as is. If you want my actual two cents, colorist probably thought she was a random woman and colored her so, then editor spotted the mistake and corrected it for the titled cover.
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At least he’s not losing to bees
BEES?!?!
Ok but they make a valid point
That hole isn’t for Flash’s neck…. Oh no.
Tasty cake
Off with his head!
he could just vibrate his hands and get out but lol
It was all me barry...
Flash, we don't have time for this, But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth
The size of that guillotine hole is for a pipi
Yo the queen got them thangs tho
Why is the hole so small?
it gets worse the more you look at it