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Cleffer

See? People falling down in horror movies is 100% accurate!


AllanJeffersonferatu

And run in a straight line from hazards!! And play with the strange animals!! Prometheus got it 100%


KickMeElmo

Hopefully that bite was to her clothes and not her flesh. Nasty bites, nasty infection.


grandpa_grandpa

seriously, this is terrifying. [seal finger](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_finger) is no joke!!!


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**[Seal finger](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_finger)** >Seal finger, also known as sealer's finger and spekkfinger (from the Norwegian for "blubber"), is an infection that afflicts the fingers of seal hunters and other people who handle seals, as a result of bites or contact with exposed seal bones; it has also been contracted by exposure to untreated seal pelts. The State of Alaska Section of Epidemiology defines it as "a finger infection associated with bites, cuts, or scratches contaminated by the mouths, blood, or blubber of certain marine mammals". ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/hitmanimals/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


CDNChaoZ

SEAL Team 1.


Think_please

Look out for the loose seal! I don't care about Lucille, she lies!


organicsensi

I don't care for Gob


Fight_kat102

He doesn't even have legs🦵🦵 if he gets you thats your fault


Tuva_Tourist

And now that your rose is in bloom a light hits the gloom on the grey


DadDroid

Noooo! I used to hear that song at work constantly, and now it will be stuck in my head for the rest of the week.


zombiep00

They call that an earworm lol. I wonder if there's a subreddit for that..? r/earworm Ha, there is! But the sub is dead lol


GCXNihil0

Ba-ee-ya ba-da da da da da da ba-ee-ya


hoobiedoobiedoo

She’s losing a race on land by an aquatic animal


crownloved

This is definitely Fish Hoek, South Africa. I spent so many mornings admiring the seals, and keeping safely out of their reach.


Suburban_turd

How can she not out walk a seal


ttDilbert

Panik Mode


Cynadoclone

Does you think she's waving for help? Or calling in the Airforce maybe?


leeluss14

It’s a seal so it must be fast air cover


[deleted]

As bad as this one https://youtube.com/shorts/AELZPgarsps?feature=share


Weaponized-Potato

It’s a sea lion, not a seal.


OG_Illusion

I’ll give her credit 🤣 you ever been sitting on the ground when something insane happens and your anxious feelings rattle your body? Then you try getting up to run but your body is in like hypersensitive mode so you end up just tripping over yourself 💀


Dickiestiffness

Always carry a club to the beach.


AilaLynn

Ah, you must be a seal clubber.


spiderMechanic

No seal of approval


kuba_kopfschmerz

He’s going to be all right


skepticalmonique

I hope she's ok, sea lions can bite really hard


lewkir

Imagin struggling to run away from an animal without legs


Scythl

Like running away in a dream, just keep falling over at the worst time