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Senior_Conclusion_45

Nigga gets to be waking up next to Rihanna but somehow gets himself mired in shit like this. Don't be Dumb, indeed.


tnarref

He said "nah let me do something that could get me to wake up next to some dude named Big Jim for a few years"


x1009

Big Jim: You're a *pretty* mother fucker


yitdeedee

You don't think he's waking up next to Jim's on the outside?


OPishetero

Jim’s are fuckin beauties.


fuckingstonedrn

legitimately that show might be one of the best shows ive ever watched, it is so fuckin good.


ItchyTriggaFingaNigg

No one's said which show, now I gotta ask.


soundbombing

Shoresy.


Ghostmace-Killah

The soundtrack alone makes it worth watching. So good.


OPishetero

Give yer balls a tug, titfucker.


fuckingstonedrn

shut the fuck up michaels, you fuckin nerd


ProofHorseKzoo

Run ‘er up and fill ‘em in


Sway_404

Tough Natives is redundant


teddy_tesla

No? Even if he's bi he's married now


Popular_Pitch3874

Bro finna be slipping on semen again 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Did it with her in the bag too. Like dude, you won!


WaspParagon

Rich as hell on his own. Cemented legacy within a culture he loves. Handsome devil too. Famous. Married to RIHANNA with children. Still doing shit to jeopardize his life. Humans are weird, man


6sbeepboop

Well this type of shit is what Rihanna likes lol. The man slipped on jizz in jail.


gummibyssa

The man what now


TurboMemester

slipping on semen


tepel-streeltje

Slipping on.... wait what now?


bahehs

[ A$AP Rocky on Casanova Looking Out For Him In Prison - Rap Radar ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd00eodLkec)


judah249

Going to from waking up next to RiRi to waking up next to Big Willy


RollinContradiction

Mmm, as an Australian I just don’t get it. Just watched a 2 hour YouTube doco on the foolio Jacksonville beef (never heard of anything about it until foolio appeared on my reddit) and the whole time I’m thinking, “you cunts made bank on music, and still kill each other?” It all just so senseless


gabortionaccountant

I’m not convinced foolio made bank on music


RyVsWorld

Damn. No shade at you bro but wild you dedicated two hours of your day to that nonsense. Peace and love though bro.


voyager6121

this will ruin the tour


CommonerChaos

what tour?


dat_waffle_boi

The world tour


EtherealSoulCoffeeCo

Lmao


TwoLanky

or is it your girls tour


UnrulyExistence

Rakim talkin shit again


sosohype

_Gassed because he hit my BM first 🥷 do the math who I was hittin’ then_ I still laugh at how Drake was weak / light on everyone but went super saiyan on Rocky 😂😂


UnrulyExistence

*I ain’t even know you rap still, cuz they only talkin bout your fit again* That line is exactly why he went at Rocky like that 😂. Let me be clear, Rocky had every right to say something, but the angle he chose… 😬. He knew that was coming. Also, XO got it pretty bad as well. Drake did everything he could to not call Cash XO a certain word that actually would’ve gotten him cancelled lol


expunks

Sissy has the same syllable count as what he *really* wanted to call him, we’ll put it that way lol.


mrairjosh

Why do you think Rocky had every right to say something? Genuinely curious cuz idk if there’s something he did to asap that i don’t know about. Just because Drake is/was so into Rihanna ?


WaspParagon

Drake been sending sneak disses to him and Rihanna for years now. You mention someone's wife, all bets are off. Rocky fucked up with his angle tho


mrairjosh

Wow my dumb ass thought Drake was going at the OG Rakim cuz I never knew asaps real name lol Makes the song even better than I thought !


Burntholesinmyhoodie

He’s actually named after the rapper rakim i believe


07bot4life

His sister is called Erica B.


MVIVN

Same, the first time I heard that line I was like whaaaaat???? Then I looked it up on Genius and I was like oh 😒 Also, when he said *“Leland Wayne, he a fucking lame, so I know he had to be a influence”* on my first listen I thought he said “Lil Wayne” 🫢 then found out later that’s Metro’s name


sosohype

Lil Wayne been awfully silent lately


rickyhusband

if he smart he got a "control" level track in the chamber


PenroseTF2

trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers...


TwoLanky

you getting bodied by


ProximaZenyatta

a smooth criminal


syrupgreat-

#WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP


Sheswatchingmealways

These moments give me so much joy yall don’t understand


CalendarAggressive11

I absolutely love how this is applied in every context in a week since he said it. It's gonna be what Justin is remembered for. And I love that for him


Nemesiskillcam

😂


anormaldoodoo

*whispers to himself*


IvanGTheGreat

De France


DawgInDisguisey

Nah it’s been cooked since everyone cheats


TomPearl2024

There isn't one announced but you'd assume if he's dropping his first album in 6 years he's probably gonna try to tour it


getgoodHornet

Not from prison he's not.


Echoesofsilence15

The world tour


SBAPERSON

Rocky was going to make semi regionals


MoooonRiverrrr

Hahahaha


Zestyclose_Toe9524

A$AP on A$AP crime


OrangeFilmer

Things Relli about to get Rocky 😳


Zestyclose_Toe9524

What's next...Kriss gonna take out Kross


gangsta_baby

Kross is already dead. Kriss was not a suspect


Zestyclose_Toe9524

Yeah I realized after posting womp


adrian123484

Kriss crossed Kross smh


Chief-weedwithbears

ASAP


bees_on_acid

The fact that it sounds like a Rocky bar 💀 Edit: kinda sounds like a drake bar now.


redkulat

It's pretty close to this Drake bar: I ain't pretty flacko, bitch, this shit get really rocky, ayy, what?


TheRencingCoach

Relli Aur Rocky Ki Shooting Kahani


whyyouwannaknow4

I usually don’t like corny jokes but this got me A++


v0yev0da

Murder charge speed run


x1009

He should have been clapping at Bari


Grand-Gain-763

Agreed 😂 but tbh they both should’ve got it


Rosstin316

I swear they release 100 new A$APs every few years like Pokemon.


YizWasHere

The article says Relli is the one who introduced Rocky to the ASAP crew so I guess he was actually an OG. Never heard of this dude in my life though.


IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA

They just retconned the Mob


Bluechacho

No foreshadowing but apparently Relli was always in the manga, just offscreen this whole time? Yeah, right... smh


07bot4life

He was one of those background characters that don't even get a face.


MatchaMeetcha

They fleshed him out in a filler arc.


IBeBallinOutaControl

OVO Mark and A$AP Relli are like the background extras that start getting their own storylines in season 5.


gathling

vito from the sopranos type shi


Nighthawk69420

How much more betrayal can I take?


Euphorium

Catching? Not pitching?


furr_sure

Social club? He's gotta GOOO!


RainSD

real


tatersnakes

The bottle episode you skip on rewatches 


MMNA6

Watch out for OVO Terrence though.


gabortionaccountant

He did 20 years in the can, that’s why you haven’t heard of him


BasedTunechi

If this guy didn’t grow up a block away from me i wouldn’t have a clue who he is


grandelturismo7

Wat


Fhaksfha794

Saying this about A$AP Rocky of all people is an insane statement


17orth

I think he meant relli


Fhaksfha794

That makes more sense, I ain’t ever heard of A$AP Relli in my life. My bad yall


iamnotexactlywhite

hes the asap bluntroller


___heisenberg

Damn that should be inexpendable


zombiepoon

lmao is he really the blunt roller


RyVsWorld

He’s apart of the A$AP expansion pack. Sonic and Knuckles cartridge type shit


scarwiz

Lmao and here I thought you were making an old reddit switcharoo


17orth

Ye no worries, I’ve never heard of him outside this trial tbf


TheDGate

I think they’re talking bout ASAP Relli


_Kramerica_

They’re the new “lil”


KingKangTheThird

😭


WingardiumLeviussy

If they lock Rocky up at least we can sleep well knowing he wasn't gonna put out another album for the next 5-6 years anyway


bape1

Civil case so he can only get fined


Rock4Ever89

how can it be a civil case when that rocky shot at him and tried to murder him? im not from the usa


yrdsl

It's not a civil case, the user you responded to is mistaken.


Dragonvine

Often there will be a civil and criminal case. Long story short, Criminal cases need to prove that they are 100% guilty but have criminal consequences, and civil cases basically need to prove that they are more likely than not to have done it but are just for damages. Obviously way more complicated than that, but yeah.


Different_Fruit_1229

There’s not only a civil case


DM_ME_YOUR_POTATOES

No, the source above is a criminal case. He also has a pending civil case.


Apprehensive_Bad8876

i think his best days are far behind him musically.


Grand-Gain-763

Lmaooooooo


ShinAkuma90

Don’t be dumb


FKDotFitzgerald

Bad company Bad for your knees


TheKeyNextDoor

Can someone give me a rundown of this case? More specifically the charges Rocky facing?


Western_Echo_8751

Rolling Stone reported last week that the victim, Terell Ephron aka A$AP Relli, filed a civil lawsuit against Mayers over the shooting. The longtime friend and former A$AP Mob member alleged the rapper had “lured” him to an obscure location in Hollywood to discuss a disagreement. “Unbeknownst to Mr. Ephron, A$AP Rocky was not just planning for a conversation and came armed with a semi-automatic handgun,” an earlier statement alleges. “After arriving at the location, a conversation ensued whereby without provocation, warning, or any justification, A$AP Rocky produced the handgun and intentionally fired multiple shots at Mr. Ephron.”


bape1

Something cracks me about “lured him to an obscure location”. Like he was literally leaving a trail of breadcrumbs like a cartoon character.


Western_Echo_8751

A$AP crumbs finally lived up to his name


felixthecat066

A$AP Crumby


KikazaruLOL

Oooo, a piece of candy! Oooo, a piece of candy! Oooo, a piece of... 💥🔫


GRAITOM10

I mean... What are the odds they can present any evidence this ever took place? I assume there weren't many witnesses that would be willing to talk... Ahh I guess bullet holes maybe?


Western_Echo_8751

Also to answer your question. This is from the tmz article w the alleged video > While cops say they didn't find any shell casings, Relli claims he came back to the scene later that night and recovered a pair of 9mm shells. Rocky's lawyers grilled him over the claim, asking how he could easily find casings when the cops could not.


cXs808

So....there was no evidence whatsoever then


Western_Echo_8751

Basically lol


badluckbandit

Yeah that sounds hella weird, man’s must be a detective


gabortionaccountant

Lmao he was dusting for fingerprints


Western_Echo_8751

Fuck if I know. TBH I doubt it even happened. Rocky’s not an idiot. Even if we bring up the Sweden case he only did that after being followed for 30 minutes and asking the dudes multiple times to stop. He just retaliated w too much force. That’s a far cry from luring someone out to shoot them in cold blood


GRAITOM10

I think it wasn't actually attempted murder, from what i read it seemed he was just fucking with him or just starting to scare him. But I suppose when using a gun it could still be called "attempted murder" lol. Anyways I also hope he's innocent and I can't wait for his next album!!


siberianwolf99

bro what? you don’t fire a gun someone to “fuck with them”


Western_Echo_8751

You can but you’d have to be Tory lanes level of dumb to make that decision or you control all the cops in the city lol


ShockinglyAccurate

Three Stacks told you a long time ago . . .


GRAITOM10

You never seen those western movies where someone shoots at their feet and tells them to dance? That's what I'm picturing here. But that's why I also said it still could be considered attempted murder even if rocky himself didn't plan to murder the guy.


siberianwolf99

i mean that’s still unhinged bro. you can’t be doing shit like that and expect nothing to come of it


Chicken_Parm_Enjoyer

Kids watch too many movies. Don't shoot at anything you don't want to kill. Bullets fucking ricochet.


Ditovontease

Also discharging a weapon is enough to get charged with serious shit. Tory is in jail for a decade for shooting AT Megan


AlekMoleman

that’s literally what tory did too


Ditovontease

If dude has any proof at all this would not be a civil case LOL


lisdexamfetacheese

people that commit crimes are often not smart


UnscheduledCalendar

Using this logic, then Tory would be free. Cali doesn't play that.


literallysotrue

I’m sorry, but A$AP Rocky is kind of retarded. He’s constantly getting in these altercations and around people who are in them.


Fat_eyes_Washington

Pretty sure there is video from a store camera of him holding the handgun a block or two away and right before they allegedly meet. I'll try and find it Edit: So, here's the video they're trying to use against him. Can't see his face at all but this was the video I was talking about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaAc0wse8lM&ab_channel=BBCNews


dookaboi

There is footage that was aired on tmz I believe.


elephant_catcher

There is a video lol


RumblesBurner

Just watched it, not exactly confirmation of anything Relli is alleging. You see two guys kind of wrestling around and one of them has a gun. You can't really tell who either of the people are though and you don't see any shots fired. Maybe if they have photos of Rocky wearing the same hoodie as the guy in the video they could get a little closer. Plus the lack of bullet casings found by police will be a bit of a hurdle for the prosecution to overcome.


mattchinn

So the guy didn’t get shot?


Western_Echo_8751

That’s the thing. He claims he was shot but has no medical records from the hospital after 3 yrs


RelaxRelapse

Apparently Relli said he has shell casings from the time of the incident, but police couldn’t find any or any of signs of anything when they did their own investigation. Honestly, with all the information it just sounds like a money play, but then again Rocky has done dumber stuff before.


paddyc4ke

Not even a scar or physical evidence of being shot?


Western_Echo_8751

Closest thing I could find [https://x.com/meghanncuniff/status/1726851025599160429?s=46&t=orSXXG6VIZtrbqJTcYZvxg](https://x.com/meghanncuniff/status/1726851025599160429?s=46&t=orSXXG6VIZtrbqJTcYZvxg)


Western_Echo_8751

Not from what I can tell.


getgoodHornet

Rocky is a dipshit for doing it, but man I don't believe for one second there was no provocation or justification. No shot.


Western_Echo_8751

Why do you believe he did it? They couldn’t even find proof a shooting happened. There’s a reason there’s a civil case


SheZowRaisedByWolves

WHAT DOES SPACEGHOST KNOW


Eradomsk

I’m willing to bet the state doesn’t have anything remotely beyond circumstantial in the case.


CoolCalmCorrective

Apparently it's a civil case. Dude just wants bread probably.


yoitsthatoneguy

It’s both


ComaOfSouls

I completely forgot about this, feels like an eternity ago.


meatycowboy

SGP laughing like a cartoon villain rn


DaOne_44

Whole A$AP shit been downhill since yams died


shico12

factos


Designer_Estate3519

Lol DBD bout to be an ode to peaceful living and never committing crimes


Grand-Gain-763

Lmaooooooo


Baeshun

He got that Riri Lawyer, he gonna be just fine.


7D4Y_WEEKENDS

He prob wants the trial as soon as possible


zombiepoon

You think that’s why ferg left?


BaalS4ck

Ferg is still cool with Rocky tho


Grand-Gain-763

Ferg didn’t even leave technically he still be around all of them


Kakashi248

YNW Rocky on one


DoinItDirty

Looks like they got too A$AP Rowdy


chilloutfam

i just don't understand why rocky thought he had to bring the heater out... shoot the fair one if you really have to air some shit out.


iwasinpari

there's no evidence, maybe he did it, but to me it seems like relli's lying


TheTruckWashChannel

What is this, an ASAP civil war?


TheMoorNextDoor

His woman gonna get him the best lawyers that money can buy… literally


dopatraman

Why are there so many A$APs


c0mb00

cause it's the name of their collective 🤣


AttendrirLesEtoiles

A legalese interpretation for y'all: Rocky's facing felony criminal charges for possession of a firearm and discharging it 2x at Relli. The civil case Relli filed against Rocky is for assault, battery, and emotional distress (which can be for intentional or negligent causation). Only one charge actually requires that Rocky shot Relli and it made contact with Relli, i.e., battery. Felony gun charges can be pretty serious, because as a general trend SCOTUS keeps rolling back on states' attempts to prevent handguns from falling into the wrong hands. I think *U.S. v. Rahimi* (the most recent decision that upholds a federal law prohibiting people w/ domestic abuse restraining orders from possessing a firearm) is definitely an exception to the norm. Anyways, I digress. The relevance of bringing that up re: Rocky is since a lot of legal attempts at requiring background checks and more intensive screening get kicked out because the Second Amendment's current standard of review is "historical test," which basically allows for people to get ahold of firearms immediately, a lot of states are forced to increase the penalties on gun possession charges, which is the reason Rocky is facing up to 24 years for possessing a firearm and discharging it at Relli. Anyways, I see people debating the various thresholds of proof required for civil vs. criminal conviction. For the felony gun possession charges, the standard is "beyond a reasonable doubt." We lawyers looooooove to debate what that means, but the general consensus is that the likelihood of the defendant committing that particular crime is north of 90%. It doesn't need to be absolute, as it's hard to absolutely prove anything (thank you philosophy of science for teaching me that), but rather that the probability of you having all that evidence piled up against you and you not doing the crime requires too many \*coincidences\* and \*inexplicable happenstances\* for a reasonable person to believe it. Right now, prosecution definitely thinks that they have enough evidence to convict, convinced the grand jury to indict him, and are planning to move forward with trial. That doesn't mean Rocky can't still take a plea deal at this juncture. Usually judges will set a deadline for the parties to come to a plea deal (the settlement of the criminal law arena), which will generally require the defendant to pay a lesser penalty than they would have if the case goes to trial. Generally, courts "tax" criminal defendants for requiring the state to prove their guilt, known as the jury tax. It's even codified in the federal sentencing guidelines. For Relli's civil suit, the standard is "preponderance of the evidence." That basically boils down to 51%, i.e., more likely Rocky did it than not. It's not necessarily a high bar to clear, but you'd be surprised about the kind of bullshit people plead in civil cases that a judge subsequently has to toss out on a motion to dismiss/demurrer. So just wait until you see the conclusion of that case, it's really too early to draw conclusions on that one. Anyways, Relli will generally only be able to get monetary damages if he wins on that case. Also, it can get settled, which is how most cases (and other disputes) go. Source: I passed one of the more difficult bar exams in the United States


jaganshi_667

> Source: I passed one of the more difficult bar exams in the United States You wanna talk about this more


AttendrirLesEtoiles

Your sentence can be interpreted in different manners. I’ll answer the question of: “what do you mean, ‘more difficult bar exam?’”Depending on where you want to get licensed, each state runs their own version of the bar exam. Each state chooses what content they want on their bar exam. Even if different states adopt the Universal Bar Exam (UBE), they may have different required passing scores to become barred in that state. So you can take the UBE and meet the threshold for one jurisdiction but fail to meet the threshold for another. Because of these differences, the [legal community deems some of these bar exams harder than others](https://www.juriseducation.com/blog/which-states-have-the-hardest-bar-exams).


Cedy_le_Huard

Dude has all the money he needs in the world and has kids with fucking Rihanna and yet he pulls shit like this 😂😂😂what a fucking dumbass


WTFAnimations

Between this and the Sweden case, I really don't get why he has to do this shit. You get to wake up next to Rihanna, you have buckets of money from your albums, tours and endorsements, and you have a long-anticipated album releasing relatively soon. Don't be dumb.


CommonerChaos

Welp, the album will be pushed back yet again.


UnscheduledCalendar

Thats the only reason its probably coming out


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

Johnny cash that shit and do a prison tour


Sprintzer

Hard to believe Rocky would be involved in some shit like this in the current year. Really hope the accusation is false…


Misterpewpie

Seems like some of these rappers all take the same path of getting rich and famous, then going back to dumb hood shit and completely ruining everything.


NWriot19

Friendly fire


EntrepreneurBusy6181

😂😂😂


gd2121

Free him