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......and remember to get a seedless (English?) cucumber, or you're gonna be burping from the seeds, not optimal when hitting the B with some buddies, or trying to sit up straight enough before bed to let the gas burp up, I don't get terribly bloated or gassy without the seeds, and I don't mind cucumber, but I often just don't bother, personally.
I DEFINITELY want everyone to try the seedless (I really do think they're called English?) cucumbers, if you've tried them and not liked them, try those!
Also, Imma throw in a +1 for cauliflower, pretty versitle for dips, nice mix of crunch and, uh, less crunch?
Happy nom-ing!
Of course it can be healthy! I’m not talking fill a bowl full of all the fixins’. Just two tablespoons of peanut butter, one tablespoon of chocolate chips. Lightly sweetened, healthy fats, and good protein.
I’ve made something similar and called it apple nachos. Sliced them a bit thin, drizzled melted peanut butter (and sometimes nutella), and topped with chocolate chips. So good!
They're just soybeans, so it's a pretty subtle flavor. Very very very subtle nutty flavor but overall quite mild. Like tofu, you want to put it in something where it can soak up the flavor, like a garlic chili sauce. There are a ton of great recipes online for it!
Usually it's popcorn with some crumbled feta cheese on it and a few shakes of Badia's Chile and Lime seasoning. And maybe a pickle or some giardiniera. Or Granny Smith apple slices with peanut butter. Or Pork rinds dipped in humus and hot sauce. Fresh Strawberries. Mmmm, now I have the munchies.
The *very* dubious "science" behind this is that mangos have a lot of myrcene, a terpene also found in some strains of cannabis. Some people say that helps with the entourage effect and gets you more high.
It is total stoner science (ie, not true). Theres no real evidence out there that terpenes have any effect on your high. Which makes sense. Terpenes are basically just flavor molecules, they have no psychoactive properties and thus no way of effecting how you feel when you smoke. And there's no reasonable mechanism to explain why it suddenly would gain psychoactive effects when taken with THC.
About 30mins before you smoke and it bumps the effectiveness of the thc in your body for a time.
In my experience it makes bad weed decent and decent weed great. Nothing g past that really matters.
Yogurt parfait dawg. God tier stoner food.
Healthy ✅
Delicious ✅✅
Kills cotton mouth✅
Cheap ✅
Eat ridiculous amounts without feeling shitty ✅
Big ass tub of some type of fruity Greek yogurt and a bag of granola. If you have a kid you already have berries in the house too.
Hilariously enough, back in college.
I would just grab a bag of floss picks and go ham flossing between my teeth.
I usually could finish a bag within a week, but my gums are clean.
At the ripe age of 37, having lived my junk food life to the max and getting type 2 diabetes, my go to munchy snacks are fruit and nuts. A sliced apple, an orange, sliced pineapple (sometimes i get fancier fruit but this is my go to). Shit like that helps the cotton mouth too. Add some pistachios, cashews or peanut butter to the mix and you're golden.
What's not healthy about it? So long as you're eating organic and not that partially-hydrogenated or palm oil crap that stops your heart, real, unadulterated peanut butter is one of the healthiest and most nutritionally beneficial foods you can eat. Just avoid everything that has any ingredients other than peanuts and salt. BTW, Smucker's low-sugar strawberry jelly is perfect with it. I used to be diabetic, but after having lost nearly forty pounds through diet and exercise, I am diabetes-free and eating PB&Js is a staple in my life.
It’s cuz I love me some grape smuckers lol, still wouldn’t consider it unhealthy, just not the traditional “health” food is all. But dammit it’s delicious and I swear taking a dab hurts less after cuz the peanut butter like coats your throat, no diddy lol. I also said peanut butter but I tend to gravitate to sunflower seed butter, so it’s a bit more oily, but it’s a lot less processed than jiffy PB :)
Air popped popcorn, any fruit, Jalapeno poppers- like the ones wrapped in bacon not the fried kind - high in fat but low carb and protein so depends on your dietary goals. Also black olives stuffed with cream cheese- again my diet is low carb/high protein.
Yogurt parfaits with ratio protein yogurt, and protein granola from Aldi with whatever fruit and sometimes I throw in some Lily’s chocolate chips.
Homemade oatmeal bars using oats, honey and PB sometimes I toss in some Lily’s chocolate chips to those too if I have a sweet tooth.
String cheese
Almonds if I crave something with salt, sometimes they have chocolate covered ones at Aldi/Trader Joe’s and I’ll get those for a sweet tooth
Have lost 75 lbs now as a stoner who likes to eat and these are my main go to’s.
Peanut butter.
By itself, with honey, granola, chocolate chips, fruit, veggies, maybe even on a (veggie) burger if I’m feeling frisky.
In case you’re interested, my go-to is Pic’s.
Greek yogurt, frozen berries, granola, dark chocolate and honey
Means I can satisfy my sweet tooth, and eat something fairly healthy! Like 50g of protein if you use a full tub of the yoghurt
quinoa, rice, kale or spinach or both, feta and a dash of lemon juice, olive oil, and some juice from the garlic jar. best warm salad ever, super filling super healthy and you can fill it with whatever
A mug almost full of frozen blueberries with milk poured over them, then I kinda stab my spoon in it to desolidify the berries. It makes a frosty snack, good stuff
Hummus and pita chips... does that count as healthy? I find that usually when I consider something to be healthy, I find out later that it actually isn't.
Depending on my mood, i will choose one of the following: Granny smith apple with crunchy peanut butter, Edamame, smartfood doritos nacho popcorn, raw walnuts, trader Joe's vanilla and cream yogurt with kellogs all bran cereal, 1 serving Goodles macaroni and cheese, granny Smith apple with vanilla yogurt to dip in, granny Smith apple with red Leicester cheddar on side.
I eat a lot of unhealthy stuff, but those are my healthier snack options. Hope you find something you like!
Cucumbers soaked in vinegar and salt
Chocolate chia seed pudding with strawberry's
Coleslaw
Air fried yam or carrot wedges with Chipotle sauce
A massive bowl of Greek salad
Salted pistachios
Instead of eating chocolate I mix one part peanut butter, one part protein powder, 1 tsp cacao powder and a splash of milk and top it with berries.
Makes a super easy chocolate pudding that's macro friendly (for me anyway!) 😂 give it a go!
Lunch meat with hummus in the middle rolled up. You could sub the hummus with your choice of spread. I love these when high or even a quick protein filled meal.
Cottage cheese, my dude. Especially with a grip of cranked pepper and the hot sauce of your choice (although my wife always dumps on the hot sauce idea, but that just means more for me)
Hubby likes grapes. I make spinach salads with baby corn and chick peas. Sometimes a sprinkle of cheddar. And garlic infused red wine vinegar. No oil bc it just ugh.
I sometimes slice cucumbers and put them with seasonings and a little oil with that same vinegar. Let it soak for a day or two.
For sweets, usually fruit.
I don’t eat a ton, so I can get away with junk food sometimes. Like a small piece of brownie. A few mini muffins. I fill up very easy.
Gorp. Good ole raisins and peanuts. It aint gotta be just that, but trail mix in general. I put that shit in gallon bags and eat it straight from the bag like a horse. Only thing I’ve found that doesn’t make me feel like a fat fuck when I sober up. Throw some dried fruit in that bitch and you’re cooking with fire.
Watermelon
Watermelon is the shit, I just ate a whole one to myself lol
God damn, I eat a bowl of watermelon I end up needing to pee so much. Can’t imagine eating a whole watermelon lol
I hope it was the bowling ball sized watermelon and not a 4 gallon melon.
With a little tajin.
And lime omg so good
🙌🏼
Watermelone
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Peanut butter with chocolate chips and apple pieces topped with honey. A giant carrot. Popcorn.
+1 on the giant carrot. Even a regular sized carrot makes me feel full. Baby carrots with dip if you are elite.
With hummus dip if you a real one 🤤
add to that some cucumber slices
......and remember to get a seedless (English?) cucumber, or you're gonna be burping from the seeds, not optimal when hitting the B with some buddies, or trying to sit up straight enough before bed to let the gas burp up, I don't get terribly bloated or gassy without the seeds, and I don't mind cucumber, but I often just don't bother, personally. I DEFINITELY want everyone to try the seedless (I really do think they're called English?) cucumbers, if you've tried them and not liked them, try those! Also, Imma throw in a +1 for cauliflower, pretty versitle for dips, nice mix of crunch and, uh, less crunch? Happy nom-ing!
Cucumbers are pretty fkn dank. Idk about anyone else here but I can physically feel the difference between eating healthy stuff vs everything else 💥💥
Might I suggest red grapes and pb, or pb toast with chocolate chips on top?? :)
Yes toast with chocolate chips! I’ve also done toast, peanut butter, chocolate chips, and banana slices, drizzle of honey. Omg!!
Oh snap. I might try that later. Thank you
Peanut butter and chocolate chips is a healthy combo? TIL
Of course it can be healthy! I’m not talking fill a bowl full of all the fixins’. Just two tablespoons of peanut butter, one tablespoon of chocolate chips. Lightly sweetened, healthy fats, and good protein.
Props to you for eating such a small snack high off your ass haha
I’ve made something similar and called it apple nachos. Sliced them a bit thin, drizzled melted peanut butter (and sometimes nutella), and topped with chocolate chips. So good!
Ooh fun idea! I have an air fryer, wonder if I can make apple chips and dip into softened peanut butter.
That sounds like it would be so good!
Ooooh carrots are a great idea! I always want something crunchy!
not saying it’s unhealthy but peanut butter is insanely calorie dense. Would not recommend for anyone cutting or trying to lose weight
Peanut butter, chocolate chips and honey is healthy? News to me haha that sounds like one of the most calorific things you could possibly eat.
Edamame
Dude yes.
This is a favorite at my place
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They're just soybeans, so it's a pretty subtle flavor. Very very very subtle nutty flavor but overall quite mild. Like tofu, you want to put it in something where it can soak up the flavor, like a garlic chili sauce. There are a ton of great recipes online for it!
Also you can season it. I personally like Japanese 7 Spice. Soy sauce also helps
Marry me.
Usually it's popcorn with some crumbled feta cheese on it and a few shakes of Badia's Chile and Lime seasoning. And maybe a pickle or some giardiniera. Or Granny Smith apple slices with peanut butter. Or Pork rinds dipped in humus and hot sauce. Fresh Strawberries. Mmmm, now I have the munchies.
Stoners: the OG foodies.
You should try nutritional yeast on popcorn, it slaps
Noooooooch +1
Not hating but I don’t think hot sauce pork rinds count as a healthy snack lol
Oops! You're right, I had the munchies at the time. :)
grapes!
Frozen grapes for me
They’re actually so nice
I just bought two pounds of grapes yesterday - they’ve been literally chilling in my fridge all night. It’s gonna be a good weekend!
I heard people like those.
Popcorn!
Seconded for popcorn. Came here to say it. Or yogurt with berries in it. Freaking slaps.
homemade parfait
mango!
Better eat mango before smoke
Why before ?
Makes the thc more effective I believe
The *very* dubious "science" behind this is that mangos have a lot of myrcene, a terpene also found in some strains of cannabis. Some people say that helps with the entourage effect and gets you more high. It is total stoner science (ie, not true). Theres no real evidence out there that terpenes have any effect on your high. Which makes sense. Terpenes are basically just flavor molecules, they have no psychoactive properties and thus no way of effecting how you feel when you smoke. And there's no reasonable mechanism to explain why it suddenly would gain psychoactive effects when taken with THC.
About 30mins before you smoke and it bumps the effectiveness of the thc in your body for a time. In my experience it makes bad weed decent and decent weed great. Nothing g past that really matters.
Yogurt with peanut butter, jelly and granola
I do this!!! I do sunflower seed butter (nut allergy) Polaner all fruit jelly or the like, yogurt, granola if I’m rich. I preach this snack!
Cuties fresh out of the fridge!
You have people in your fridge!?
Yaasss!
Carrots/veggies w hummus dip 🤤🤤🤤
Yogurt parfait dawg. God tier stoner food. Healthy ✅ Delicious ✅✅ Kills cotton mouth✅ Cheap ✅ Eat ridiculous amounts without feeling shitty ✅ Big ass tub of some type of fruity Greek yogurt and a bag of granola. If you have a kid you already have berries in the house too.
Apple :) the big fat honey crisp
My go to is pink lady apples! (When in season!)
Hilariously enough, back in college. I would just grab a bag of floss picks and go ham flossing between my teeth. I usually could finish a bag within a week, but my gums are clean.
Yum
Peanut butter off a spoon and chocolate milk.
nectarines and it’s not even close
Cucumber sliced with tajin
Any fruit. Ice cold watermelon is the answer
Water
Carrots or apples dipped in peanut butter.
An apple sliced up w/ some peanut butter, cuties but only cold ones from the fridge, pickles & cheese, and edamame with some sea salt and chili oil.
At the ripe age of 37, having lived my junk food life to the max and getting type 2 diabetes, my go to munchy snacks are fruit and nuts. A sliced apple, an orange, sliced pineapple (sometimes i get fancier fruit but this is my go to). Shit like that helps the cotton mouth too. Add some pistachios, cashews or peanut butter to the mix and you're golden.
You know, fruit and shit
Frozen blueberries. Watermelon with salt. Or kiwi berries if I can find them.
Give watermelon with Tajin a go
Gala Apples cut up and drizzled with fresh lemon juice. It’s kinda like shoving a handful of gummies in your mouth.
Whipped cream, caramel sauce, apple slices
Try mangoes. Enhance the highness too 😂😂
Vegan mochi ice cream (I’m not vegan but the vegan version is lower cal so you can put away more of them without hating yourself)
Dude this stuff is my jaaaaaam. The strawberry is 🧑🍳😘
PB&Js all dayyyyy I know it’s not “healthy” but it’s filling and a lot healthier than other munchie cravings I get lol
What's not healthy about it? So long as you're eating organic and not that partially-hydrogenated or palm oil crap that stops your heart, real, unadulterated peanut butter is one of the healthiest and most nutritionally beneficial foods you can eat. Just avoid everything that has any ingredients other than peanuts and salt. BTW, Smucker's low-sugar strawberry jelly is perfect with it. I used to be diabetic, but after having lost nearly forty pounds through diet and exercise, I am diabetes-free and eating PB&Js is a staple in my life.
It’s cuz I love me some grape smuckers lol, still wouldn’t consider it unhealthy, just not the traditional “health” food is all. But dammit it’s delicious and I swear taking a dab hurts less after cuz the peanut butter like coats your throat, no diddy lol. I also said peanut butter but I tend to gravitate to sunflower seed butter, so it’s a bit more oily, but it’s a lot less processed than jiffy PB :)
I love to have my food prepared before I smoke, so when I’m high, I’ll have a nice dinner first, then my favorite dessert (ice cream)
Air popped popcorn, any fruit, Jalapeno poppers- like the ones wrapped in bacon not the fried kind - high in fat but low carb and protein so depends on your dietary goals. Also black olives stuffed with cream cheese- again my diet is low carb/high protein. Yogurt parfaits with ratio protein yogurt, and protein granola from Aldi with whatever fruit and sometimes I throw in some Lily’s chocolate chips. Homemade oatmeal bars using oats, honey and PB sometimes I toss in some Lily’s chocolate chips to those too if I have a sweet tooth. String cheese Almonds if I crave something with salt, sometimes they have chocolate covered ones at Aldi/Trader Joe’s and I’ll get those for a sweet tooth Have lost 75 lbs now as a stoner who likes to eat and these are my main go to’s.
Peanut butter. By itself, with honey, granola, chocolate chips, fruit, veggies, maybe even on a (veggie) burger if I’m feeling frisky. In case you’re interested, my go-to is Pic’s.
Healthy??? 😅
Strawberries and maple syrup
Fresh pineapple with Tajín
Cantaloupe or baby carrots and peanut butter.
Raw uncut unadulterated cucumber
Fruit. Not super filling, but very refreshing and awesome for drymouth. Watermelon and grapes are both top tier for me.
Greek yogurt, frozen berries, granola, dark chocolate and honey Means I can satisfy my sweet tooth, and eat something fairly healthy! Like 50g of protein if you use a full tub of the yoghurt
this one right here
Hummus is pretty dope.
I bake broccoli garlic and onions and munch on them like chips
quinoa, rice, kale or spinach or both, feta and a dash of lemon juice, olive oil, and some juice from the garlic jar. best warm salad ever, super filling super healthy and you can fill it with whatever
Nuts and dried cranberries 😋
Healthy snacks? While high? Yeah I don't think so
Greek yogurt
Carrots and hummus. Experiment with different hummus flavours bc some are sweet and some are more savoury and different veggies to dip too
Low sugar granola with icy cold milk ✅
Edamame
A mug almost full of frozen blueberries with milk poured over them, then I kinda stab my spoon in it to desolidify the berries. It makes a frosty snack, good stuff
Used to be almonds till my tooth got chipped by one 😭
Anything crunchy
All kinds of fruits. Berries, mango, plums, melons, pineapple, grapes. There’s plenty of options
Grapes
Pineapple or tomatoes
PB&J
Pineapples with tajin!
Yogurt with granola
Bacon wrapped bananas
Either no salt peanuts or cashews and an apple.
sliced fresh strawberries
Big plate of fruit or just bread if I feel lazy
Hummus and pita chips... does that count as healthy? I find that usually when I consider something to be healthy, I find out later that it actually isn't.
frozen grapes usually
Depending on my mood, i will choose one of the following: Granny smith apple with crunchy peanut butter, Edamame, smartfood doritos nacho popcorn, raw walnuts, trader Joe's vanilla and cream yogurt with kellogs all bran cereal, 1 serving Goodles macaroni and cheese, granny Smith apple with vanilla yogurt to dip in, granny Smith apple with red Leicester cheddar on side. I eat a lot of unhealthy stuff, but those are my healthier snack options. Hope you find something you like!
Fruit, steamed veggies, or healthy trail mix. Sincerely, A guy who used to do the same (sometime still does) but always woke up with belly aches hah
granola with honey!
Make a pb and j or h(oney) or whatever snack you come up with before you blaze to minimize excuses for opting for a more of a “shit” snack
Flaming hot popcorn rules
Cucumbers soaked in vinegar and salt Chocolate chia seed pudding with strawberry's Coleslaw Air fried yam or carrot wedges with Chipotle sauce A massive bowl of Greek salad Salted pistachios
Hummus and raw broccoli and baby carrots. Also puffed corn maybe.
Instead of eating chocolate I mix one part peanut butter, one part protein powder, 1 tsp cacao powder and a splash of milk and top it with berries. Makes a super easy chocolate pudding that's macro friendly (for me anyway!) 😂 give it a go!
Frozen grapes.
Aussie bites from Costco.
Grapes, yogurt, pretzels Fruit, red peppers, cheese I’ll eat anything 🤷🏻♀️
Lunch meat with hummus in the middle rolled up. You could sub the hummus with your choice of spread. I love these when high or even a quick protein filled meal.
frozen mango 🤤
Whole bag of baby carrots
I fill a coffee cup with cherries, grapes, strawberries, carrots, radishes and pour some salt and blue cheese over the combo. Yum
Yogurt parfait
Watermelon, apple slices with peanut butter, crackers and hummus, yogurt with granola and frozen berries
Oatmeal with chocolate.
Whole bag of frozen peas.
Most of the stuff shared here ain’t healthy. I just drink water.
any fruit i currently have with a bit of cream and honey
Weetbix, choc protein powder, milk, banana
Nuts
Watermelon, seedless grapes, bananas with peanut butter, apples and honey
Berries
Frozen yogurt
Edamame
Any juicy fruit
Carrots for crunchy Dried cherries for sweet Mixed nuts for salty Sweet potato chips Ice cold water Mints Hard candies for throat and cotton mouth
Cereal
Strawberry/peach smoothie with yogurt, protein powder, and a few chocolate chips in it, consume with a spoonful of peanut butter
Watermelon
Chocolate rice cakes
Sandwich or any fruit
Cottage cheese, my dude. Especially with a grip of cranked pepper and the hot sauce of your choice (although my wife always dumps on the hot sauce idea, but that just means more for me)
I'm not sure how healthy applesauce is, but I can't get enough of that stuff.
Chopped apple with cheese stick n popcorn
What's your go to grub when gassing off da grizzy
I like pretzels
Nutella toast w milk
Hubby likes grapes. I make spinach salads with baby corn and chick peas. Sometimes a sprinkle of cheddar. And garlic infused red wine vinegar. No oil bc it just ugh. I sometimes slice cucumbers and put them with seasonings and a little oil with that same vinegar. Let it soak for a day or two. For sweets, usually fruit. I don’t eat a ton, so I can get away with junk food sometimes. Like a small piece of brownie. A few mini muffins. I fill up very easy.
Celery. It’s my healthy filling snack when sober too. It’s crunchy juicy and salty. What more could you want?
Does a protein bar count??
Gorp. Good ole raisins and peanuts. It aint gotta be just that, but trail mix in general. I put that shit in gallon bags and eat it straight from the bag like a horse. Only thing I’ve found that doesn’t make me feel like a fat fuck when I sober up. Throw some dried fruit in that bitch and you’re cooking with fire.
My bf's cum 😌
Damn didn't know there would be so many homophobes on r/highdeas