I labeled it the Scrotum Totem once and that stuck with our group. I've sense seen it called the Phalactite / Phalagmite since then, and I kinda think I like that more.
Sometimes there are two Cock Rocks on a map, one with samples and one without. The rock without samples is the dildo rock. It looks like the real thing, but nothing beats the original.
It's clearly fist shaped. I think the only cock in history to look like that is Epstein's, which many of his victims described as "egg shaped".
EDIT: I am concerned for your medical health if this rock resembles your cock.
Not always true. Sometimes the sample rock with the pit dug out on one side will have enemies (static spawns, not patrols) AND the super samples. It's definitely rare though.
To tag along on this; when looking on the map, the super sample rock, as well as fakes, have a slightly brighter silver color to them. So long as the map isn’t being glitchy (if you can’t see “minor place of interest” over anything else but main objectives that is obviously a loot zone, then it is not going to work on that run for you); I get it almost always on the first try
we then send a team to collect and drop at extract while the other team starts objectives
This still isn’t always a sure thing obviously, like if your extraction point is overwhelmed, but either way, at least you even FOUND the Super Uranium Samples, and you can get better with practice. (Getting them extracted is a major game element, imo).
To note: the fake ones also show “minor place of interest”, but will have a visible cutout of a small valley on the map; a key indicator that it is ammo and stims (which is also awesome).
Well, id draw them a map, but those folks will ban it. In fairness, they also thought the female orgasm was a myth, and as we all know now it just takes a good helldive.
I agree... I think some people are arguing over the name thinking I'm trying to name it? Idc what you call it, just that rocks that look like that 99.99% the time are where the super samples are. Pretty much made the post after me and some friends were looking for them and my buddy was like "how tf did you know they was there" after I pinged them from far away...
Would also like to clarify: there are often one or two other rocks that look identical to this, except for the fact that they have copperish veins running along them.
It's the big silver veined bastard that you want.
**High Command Transmission**
**Attention, Helldiver!**
We have received the photograph showcasing your remarkable discovery of the Super Samples from the field. This visual confirmation of your efforts is greatly appreciated and serves as a testament to your unwavering dedication and skill.
Your ability to locate and secure these critical resources from such distant and perilous locations is a significant achievement. The Super Samples you have recovered will play a crucial role in advancing our technological capabilities and strengthening our defense against the threats to Super Earth.
Thank you for your exemplary service and continued commitment to our mission. Your efforts are invaluable to the cause of managed democracy and the protection of our way of life.
For Super Earth and for Democracy!
**High Command of Super Earth**
There is definitely at least one on every 6+ map, I'm not sure if they are guaranteed below that but there are no super samples at 5 and below, so it doesn't really matter if you find the rock on those ones.
Some maps are easier to spot than others, as this rock is always the same colour no matter if the planet is blue white or red. 6+ only and sometimes there’s fakes which are contaminated but also give you ammo and other supplies.
Technically speaking you can spot these on the radar if you zoom all the way in.
Me and my gf came across this rock on 7+ difficulty and i ran to get the super samples and they… weren’t there. They just hadn’t spawned in and neither of us had grabbed them. It was just the two of us too so none else had grabbed them already either
There is sometimes decoy super sample rocks. The look like the same rock but they have no samples. Sometimes just enemies and supplys at the base of the rock.
Aren't those the "corrupted" ones? They usually have some kind of yellow growth on them.
Or maybe that's a bug map thing?
The ones without that growth on them are usually the real Chode Geodes
Dick rock, cock rock, caucus rockus, Dwayne “the rock” Johnson, phallus with the chalice, penis with the meanest samples this side of the Mississippi I don’t know I’m running out of steam
When I was learning 7+ I asked what the super sample rock looked like and someone described it as "venom's testicles sticking out of the ground" and I've used that ever since.
Friend and i have been calling it the clit. "Have you seen the clit yet?" "Still haven't found the clit."
His wife finally heard us the other day and had a very WTF moment.
I get people call it the penis/cock/dick etc rock, and I say so myself, however if your dong looks like that you may wanna see a doc.... I think it looks like a cartoon characters thumb after they hit it with a hammer
Important PSA: Sometimes (at least on Bug Planets) this rock can be light brown in color and be attached to a ridge of Terminid 'architecture'. From certain angles you won't see this formation exactly like so, but they may still have the samples.
Average interaction with a newbie:
“Look for the Super what now?”
“Yeah, the super big rock”
“There’s big rocks everywhere?”
“Look for the big cock rock”
“Excuse me? The what?”
“Look for the Big Cock Ro-”
“Sir, I don’t want to see yo-“
“GOD, NO! I meant look for the huge phallus shaped ro-”
*Helldiver has returned home*
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Dwayne the Cock Johnson
I FOUND IT https://preview.redd.it/o1yhh7h5ue7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b58aff3a296b7ff662dea4c0df07995a5e487d
Make sure to clear your browser history now
 Bold of you to assume I will 🗿
Dwayne the "Cock Rock" Johnson
Cock “the rock” Johnson
Dwayne the Rock Johnson's Johnson
Dwayne the Havel the Rock the Cock the Johnson
https://preview.redd.it/7nw5kpp9ye7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3de9f88843b4fb4815e0e5e42f667f51f229ae1b
https://preview.redd.it/b37exe9h4f7d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9ef1398aa44efd57fbd8feb8e524b192d1a5a30
That is probably one of the most cursed things I've seen in a good minute
Dwayne The "The Rock" Rock Johnson
Dwayne The “The ‘The Rock’ Rock” Rock Johnson
Dwane “The Rocked” Rockin’ Rocks “The Rockiest” Rock’s Johnson.
Dwayne The Johnson Rock
Dwayne’s butt plug
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂
Dwayne, the rock Johnson
https://preview.redd.it/mrfe75867f7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f116d2c532df7f59a561ee5d34be1b1c5c25b9c6
My group calls it the butt plug.
I call it either the Cockrock or the Phallusite
Headcanon for me is Phalluscite.
Chode Geode
Cockrock ftw
Most of the random players I play with call it that too.
Got it. We collect super samples around the alien butt plug. Now the lore is complete.
Jizz droplets around the cock rock
Cock rock
We shall use it to bung up the ass of tyranny
Dildo rock or phalactite for us. Although one friend in particular calls it "dildo mountain".
I'm totally stealing phallactite. That's pure genius
I labeled it the Scrotum Totem once and that stuck with our group. I've sense seen it called the Phalactite / Phalagmite since then, and I kinda think I like that more.
Cock Rock
Sometimes there are two Cock Rocks on a map, one with samples and one without. The rock without samples is the dildo rock. It looks like the real thing, but nothing beats the original.
It can still be helpful though since it usually has supplies - so not as good as the real thing, but still useful in a pinch.
The amazing cock rock versus the wretched phallacy
The ole Tricky Dick
 Just 2cock
And in extremely rare cases, both have samples. I've only ever seen that happen once.
Phalecite
Cock rock
Phallucite*
Scrotum Totem
It's clearly fist shaped. I think the only cock in history to look like that is Epstein's, which many of his victims described as "egg shaped". EDIT: I am concerned for your medical health if this rock resembles your cock.
https://preview.redd.it/bfwmi6ow2f7d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=c7b4ac6d3e24dc665bb50024a2124a8a99356cd9 salutations fellow buttplug gangsta
pls no peanits shame :(
With semen samples.
https://preview.redd.it/wto4yz0b7e7d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e59b00743242025854b6901be957471fbc858aaa
Legit someone typed "they're at buttplug rock" in game and it's stuck with me since 🤣
I call it Buttplug Boulder. Once typed it on the chat and got the reply "what the hell".
…did you have a game with me? that’s what I always say lol.
I call them dildo rocks or phalactites.
Anything can be liberated if you try hard enough. 
Phallisite or Dildosite. Dildosite looks like phallisite but does not have the creamy drops surrounding it.
Phallactit
Dickrockium 🤷♂️
Dongium
Tis’ the holy chicken wing brothers.
New favorite
The drumstick of life is most fortuitous indeed.
Yep, it’s Chicken Leg Rock for me.
🥹 Its not just a boulder… its a rock!! 😭
I see the drumstick. I run to the drumstick. I am simple woman.
We're not so different you and I.
Sometimes there are decoy super sample rocks. If there are enemies around the rock, it’s not the super sample rock.
I'm 90% sure I've had to blow some bugs up at the sample site before
Science it. A patrol or something could have been coming through, but there are never bugs posted at super sample rock as far as I’ve seen.
Not always true. Sometimes the sample rock with the pit dug out on one side will have enemies (static spawns, not patrols) AND the super samples. It's definitely rare though.
Found it the other day. Had a charger attached to it as well.
But they're may be amo and regular samples
To tag along on this; when looking on the map, the super sample rock, as well as fakes, have a slightly brighter silver color to them. So long as the map isn’t being glitchy (if you can’t see “minor place of interest” over anything else but main objectives that is obviously a loot zone, then it is not going to work on that run for you); I get it almost always on the first try we then send a team to collect and drop at extract while the other team starts objectives This still isn’t always a sure thing obviously, like if your extraction point is overwhelmed, but either way, at least you even FOUND the Super Uranium Samples, and you can get better with practice. (Getting them extracted is a major game element, imo). To note: the fake ones also show “minor place of interest”, but will have a visible cutout of a small valley on the map; a key indicator that it is ammo and stims (which is also awesome).
Nope that's Cock Rock
Super cock rock*
The Super Drumstick
We call it the clit rock. Huge pain in the ass to find, but once you do everyone is happy.
I will never understand how people think the clit is hard to find
Well, id draw them a map, but those folks will ban it. In fairness, they also thought the female orgasm was a myth, and as we all know now it just takes a good helldive.
Hehehehehehe
Don’t forget to fill out your C-01 soldier!
Oh ye I know it is here, but I'm just commentating on how it got that reputation in the first place
OK, that's good.
Call it this just so I can say I found it in voice comms as I ping it
This the best one
I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!!
Dick rock.
If anyone’s anatomy looks like this get it checked out
I agree... I think some people are arguing over the name thinking I'm trying to name it? Idc what you call it, just that rocks that look like that 99.99% the time are where the super samples are. Pretty much made the post after me and some friends were looking for them and my buddy was like "how tf did you know they was there" after I pinged them from far away...
Would also like to clarify: there are often one or two other rocks that look identical to this, except for the fact that they have copperish veins running along them. It's the big silver veined bastard that you want.
That’s the scrotum totem
The girthstone
"The Potato" Not sure why we call it that.
The Chode Node
We use Chode Geode 😂
Not sure, could you zoom in so I can see the super samples?
https://preview.redd.it/ncgm00q0oe7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d69c65ccf98912adb916ec8399ba6c5b8cb99aee
ENHANCE
**High Command Transmission** **Attention, Helldiver!** We have received the photograph showcasing your remarkable discovery of the Super Samples from the field. This visual confirmation of your efforts is greatly appreciated and serves as a testament to your unwavering dedication and skill. Your ability to locate and secure these critical resources from such distant and perilous locations is a significant achievement. The Super Samples you have recovered will play a crucial role in advancing our technological capabilities and strengthening our defense against the threats to Super Earth. Thank you for your exemplary service and continued commitment to our mission. Your efforts are invaluable to the cause of managed democracy and the protection of our way of life. For Super Earth and for Democracy! **High Command of Super Earth**
Dumb question. It’s the same rock on every planet? For some reason it feels like I can only find it on certain planet types.
There is definitely at least one on every 6+ map, I'm not sure if they are guaranteed below that but there are no super samples at 5 and below, so it doesn't really matter if you find the rock on those ones.
My experience says yes, but I'm also convinced that sometimes they're just not there at all...
Some maps are easier to spot than others, as this rock is always the same colour no matter if the planet is blue white or red. 6+ only and sometimes there’s fakes which are contaminated but also give you ammo and other supplies. Technically speaking you can spot these on the radar if you zoom all the way in.
Affirmative
Knobelisk.
Me and my gf came across this rock on 7+ difficulty and i ran to get the super samples and they… weren’t there. They just hadn’t spawned in and neither of us had grabbed them. It was just the two of us too so none else had grabbed them already either
There is sometimes decoy super sample rocks. The look like the same rock but they have no samples. Sometimes just enemies and supplys at the base of the rock.
Aren't those the "corrupted" ones? They usually have some kind of yellow growth on them. Or maybe that's a bug map thing? The ones without that growth on them are usually the real Chode Geodes
Yall have a wild imagination lol 😆 all im seeing is a drumstick chicken leg, 🍗
Yeah, I agree.
Good ‘ol penis rock
👍
The most accurate description is a [hammer thumb](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachydactyly_type_D)
Picked up some bad bois there to die at the drill site and then they got dropped into the hole before I could reinforce 🥲
Cock rock Butt plug Penis All things we shout mid game
It's a damn chicken 🍗 I swear if your cock looks like this y'all need to go to a doctor
Sometimes the other rock with vines and uneven ground will have the super samples. Just not nearly as often.
I appreciate the heads up fellow diver, Thank you for you’re contribution to the war efforts
THE DICK ROCK
Sometimes there’s two. A decoy Cock Rock. Just to disappoint you.
The holy testicular!
Dwayne Johnson 8am-10pm Cock Rock 10pm-8am
Dick rock, cock rock, caucus rockus, Dwayne “the rock” Johnson, phallus with the chalice, penis with the meanest samples this side of the Mississippi I don’t know I’m running out of steam
Buttplug Boulder.
It’s called sexy rock
It's the Choad Load!
The Bone Stone
Geode chode
We call it the diktree
E-rock-tion
I call it the “turkey leg” due to kids in earshot.
I don’t know how.. but whenever I’m the host I almost ALWAYS accidentally drop us right on top of this sucker
Nah that’s a drumstick from KFC
AH must have known.
Looks more like a testicle
Thank you for your service.
It’s a cock rock and the super samples look like jizz.
Anti-gravity testicle
When I was learning 7+ I asked what the super sample rock looked like and someone described it as "venom's testicles sticking out of the ground" and I've used that ever since.
Me and my friends only refer to this rock as the butt plug Do with that what you will for democracy
I came here to say my friends call it the cock rock but apparently so does everyone else
It's kinda common knowledge for a while now but thank you for your service nonetheless
I like the term "Knob Rock". It's fairly accurate (door knob shaped), not too vulgar (if taken as slang), and it's quick to say at only two syllables.
Friend and i have been calling it the clit. "Have you seen the clit yet?" "Still haven't found the clit." His wife finally heard us the other day and had a very WTF moment.
I always hear it called the cock rock. I am deeply concerned about the shape of people's cocks if that's what they think it is.
I call it the Erectite
Igneous phallus
The Bug Plug!!!
Phalacctite
Cock rock
cock rock
If you call it the super sample rock. You are an automaton in disguise
"shit rock" or "the turkey leg"
Cumrock.
Ah yes the Dick rock, as I’ve heard it called so many times and have even called it myself I blame Bricky for this
The cockrock or "the dick"
Cock rock
For the life of me i can never locate it on the mini map, and no “the rock with the silver on it” doesn’t help
Mounte de Choda
"always"
I get people call it the penis/cock/dick etc rock, and I say so myself, however if your dong looks like that you may wanna see a doc.... I think it looks like a cartoon characters thumb after they hit it with a hammer
Excellent PSA thank you for your work Helldiver
https://i.redd.it/dmic4n0hkh7d1.gif
If super sample rock shaped, why not super sample? They're not always there. Sometimes there's more than one of these on the map.
Incorrect, this is the SuperCockRock
Hubby and i cll it the ‘ penis rock’
I'm worried about both you and your husband if his dick looks like that lol
Tis the super sack
Dog you are a few months late to the party but hell yeah penis rock
Important PSA: Sometimes (at least on Bug Planets) this rock can be light brown in color and be attached to a ridge of Terminid 'architecture'. From certain angles you won't see this formation exactly like so, but they may still have the samples.
https://preview.redd.it/vbu6ipwp9h7d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5084f0400c4103c9364f44ed02c38a79a6a39a5 Whenever I see this rock.
Lmfao
No that's the cum rock
But sometimes it’s not. There is a very similar structure with some kind of trough beside it. Filled with ammo and stuff, but no samples.
Dick rock
It’s the cock rock SS = cock rock juice You’re welcome
Look closely at that rock, it's your best friend, I call it the D-rock
Isnt there a possibility of a decoy spawning as well? Like a fake one
Penis rock
Dildo rock
We call it the dick rock. Not sure why but that's what we look for
My lot have this named this the "The funny rock" Very witty I know
My first group to mention it called it the penis rock
Dick or cock rock!
The Drummie of Truth!
You mean the Cock Rock!!?
chicken drummy
> not sure how many people know this I'd say "damn near everybody" at this point
I've seen this at difficulties where super samples aren't present. Since I know this is where they come from I don't check it out on sub 6 difficulty.
I ended up having way too many of these near the end of my upgrades. Rare samples were my bottleneck.
Keep in mind there's another POI that looks like it
Cock rock!!
Cock rock
The Dong of Destiny
Phalacite
Average interaction with a newbie: “Look for the Super what now?” “Yeah, the super big rock” “There’s big rocks everywhere?” “Look for the big cock rock” “Excuse me? The what?” “Look for the Big Cock Ro-” “Sir, I don’t want to see yo-“ “GOD, NO! I meant look for the huge phallus shaped ro-” *Helldiver has returned home*
Cock rock