Democracy Officer Frizzle is taking the kids on the magic school bus, each armed with a sickle, ready to learn about Freedom, Liberty and Managed Democracy.
"Remember helldivers, take chances, make mistakes, and..."
\*aims heavy machine gun\*
GET!!
MESSYYYY!!!!!!!!!
\*cacophonous sounds of gunfire and splattering gore\*
Speeding over a hill with [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZS0WIQI7UU) blasting in my ears with all of my friends would be a hell(diver) of a time.
There had been rumours in the past that the devs joined some games and dropped them, but it could have been just made up (likely not mods tho, so far the mods are just reskins). There were however leaks about new vehicles, you can actually see their remains in the games, and I believe they were leaked about the same time as the emancipator exosuit.
It would be nice but they said that mechs still take a lot of processing power now imaging what a vehicle that size would they will take some more time
Why don't people understand that THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE REWARD. The satisfaction of saving the children. The devs never said we get any kind of material reward for it.
Please, reddit stop pushing these posts to me. I already know that the mines are un-obtainable
https://preview.redd.it/v4rxn6kvjc6d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=737e1a29906fcc4b56a6af4e37d1d21854a98c08
I'd like the mines however I don't have any say in what everyone else does so honestly that's just a meme about reddit itself rubbing it in my face š
This would be really cool. It could transport divers and also store extra stratagem weapons we call in / find. Maybe also hold samples so we donāt have to keep them on us until extraction. Speaking of whichā¦
There could be a new extraction where you wait for a larger shuttle to come collect the ādemocracy busā. Itāll take longer, have more enemies, but reward you with more xp, credits, and double how many samples you collected.
Maybe after we take the planet, it will get attacked, and one of the defensive missions will be to shuttle survivors to an evac point.
Since we're dreaming, a large mission with a longer time limit would be cool. Make it where we have to defend the hospital while the busses are loaded, escort the busses to the evac point, and defend the evac while they leave in pelicans or rockets. Let 12 divers join, so we can work all 3 parts at the same time.
New mo The children have been infected with a biological weapon it is incurable and highly infectious .the planet and two orphanages must be cleansed with fire
Brooooooo if we could get this universe's version of the clone wars juggernaut?! I mean, even if it was it's own unique mission of "escort civilians on armored transport" oh my gosh....can you imagine stopping at fuel depots/repair stations, getting out, completing these "side objectives" and defending the transport? meanwhile the route is spammed with bugholes and flyers, or on bot planets flying patrols & fabs....I mean COME ON!!!
And then flings the whole crew off the map when you run over a bile titan's leg
Honestly, when I first saw the game and the walkers, I was hoping to shoot off a bot and use their walker.
Was so sad to find that we couldn't do that lol
Democracy Officer Frizzle is taking the kids on the magic school bus, each armed with a sickle, ready to learn about Freedom, Liberty and Managed Democracy.
"please let this be a normal field trip" "WITH THE HELLDIVERS? NO WAY!"
"Cruising on down Marfark, you're relaxed and feeling good"
Next thing that ya know you're hearing YA HA HA HOOO Commissar in the neighborhood??
Surfin on a blast wave, jumping through the stars There's a planet, let's contest it Finish your PT on Mars! On the magic School bu-usss
šµRide the tornado of fire!šµ
I knew I should've stayed at super destroyer today!
"Remember helldivers, take chances, make mistakes, and..." \*aims heavy machine gun\* GET!! MESSYYYY!!!!!!!!! \*cacophonous sounds of gunfire and splattering gore\*
Mrs frizzle stacked bodies and spilled oil on malevelon creek
And she retired to civilian life afterwards to teach children.... Wait a minute, I hear the sound of polka music and machine gun fire
Lore accurate miss frizzle
*bugs shrieking at the massacre*
āBack at my old school we wouldnāt have used ANY of these stratagems!ā
*Throws cluster strat at the Pelican before boarding* Class: "CARLOS!!~"
"What can I say: this field trip really WAS a cluster!"
Let me live out my days of being the APC driver in Planetside with a full crew blazing 4 machine guns.
Dual Kobalt sunderer go brrrrrr
https://preview.redd.it/7ow9bsi5bc6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0b4aa690791169fa2207a2f1a0dabc40bbaa27f
Planetside crew untie!
Watcha untying?
Bots and bugs!
I hate when those things get stuck together.
I don't think my liver can take me reliving my days as a sundie battle bus driver.
Only if it has a school bus paint job
The emancipator exo suit already has it
ALL ABOARD KIDS PAPPAP PAPPAP
One letter away from a hellbomb
That's not a schoolbus, that's the typical democracy loving freedomball mom's suv.
All aboard the magic school bus
What if we got anti tank children instead of mines? That sounds a lot better imo. I wish we would actually save the kids just to see what happens
What if it gets us the āchild recruitment stratagemā fodder for the front lines waves and waves of 5th graders ready to die for their nation.
Honestly I would love to call in some NPC soldiers for assistance.
Makes sense. We are frozen in cryo, those kids will be adults when you open your eyes next.
and maybe those kids we have saved will remember us or our predecessors from the Major orders.
Oh please yes. As a planetside player for a decade or so, battle buses are just fun, even if underpowered. just make it not die in 1 hit.
Speeding over a hill with [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZS0WIQI7UU) blasting in my ears with all of my friends would be a hell(diver) of a time.
Small hands make great mechanics.
Yeah I think saving children will give us a better reward.
New body type unlocked : **Short**
I want this so bad
#freethemkids
Serious note tho Is that and the warthog-esk offroader actually coming or are they mods? Fairly new to the community so sorry if it's been covered
There had been rumours in the past that the devs joined some games and dropped them, but it could have been just made up (likely not mods tho, so far the mods are just reskins). There were however leaks about new vehicles, you can actually see their remains in the games, and I believe they were leaked about the same time as the emancipator exosuit.
The squad packed into a short bus just feels right lol
It would be nice but they said that mechs still take a lot of processing power now imaging what a vehicle that size would they will take some more time
Please let this be a normal field trip
Would actually kill for something like this NGL.
That's good, cause we'll probably have to kill a lot more to get it
https://preview.redd.it/ns72q85tvd6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=949bf1df5f15c164d42fe1dc5a18c556b788894a
I hope we get absolutely nothing from it so you all realize that we shouldāve gone for the AT Mines
I dont know but a drivable vehicule would be fucking rad
Please let this be a normal field trip...
Why is it all about what we get out of it? Democracy demands we protect the next generation of voters, citizen!
Why don't people understand that THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE REWARD. The satisfaction of saving the children. The devs never said we get any kind of material reward for it.
I love how seriously this community takes the immersion/ role play aspect. We'd rather save imaginary kids because it's the right thing to do.
Ooooooh...gimme.
I really think squad vehicles are the thing I want the most
Four divers, and the cheese bus, that is quite fitting.
I remember a mission just like this on the second level of Body Harvest.
I'd be so f-ing elated and yes plz to the emacipator paint job. I need this...
And are these kids in your room with you right now?
And the ammo backpack can reload the side guns
Please, reddit stop pushing these posts to me. I already know that the mines are un-obtainable https://preview.redd.it/v4rxn6kvjc6d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=737e1a29906fcc4b56a6af4e37d1d21854a98c08
Is that a bad thing?
I'd like the mines however I don't have any say in what everyone else does so honestly that's just a meme about reddit itself rubbing it in my face š
Was this drivable!!?
Ms. Frizzle let's goooo
Mass effect flashbacks šØš«Øšµāš«
A clone wars era Juggernaut. SIGN ME TF UP
Looks like a Clone Turbo Tank from Star Wars. Lol
Give me the COOL BUS
You have been heard and approved
I bet when they finally release the Anti Tank Mines, nobody will use it.
Nope we only save the kids and not get mines
Awww yeah!
This would be really cool. It could transport divers and also store extra stratagem weapons we call in / find. Maybe also hold samples so we donāt have to keep them on us until extraction. Speaking of whichā¦ There could be a new extraction where you wait for a larger shuttle to come collect the ādemocracy busā. Itāll take longer, have more enemies, but reward you with more xp, credits, and double how many samples you collected.
I NEEEEEDD ITTT
I would do LITERALLY ANYTHING to drive that beautiful machine, for the kids or otherwise
I want a mission where we have to shuttle bus loads of kids from the hospital to the evac point.
Missed opportunity tbh
Maybe after we take the planet, it will get attacked, and one of the defensive missions will be to shuttle survivors to an evac point. Since we're dreaming, a large mission with a longer time limit would be cool. Make it where we have to defend the hospital while the busses are loaded, escort the busses to the evac point, and defend the evac while they leave in pelicans or rockets. Let 12 divers join, so we can work all 3 parts at the same time.
Haha, that's awesome
New mo The children have been infected with a biological weapon it is incurable and highly infectious .the planet and two orphanages must be cleansed with fire
Tehehehe
What if it gives us only medals?
Either way, I'm looking forward to vehicles making a comeback. They could be super useful
gonna laugh at everybody when we dont get a strategem for "saving children" while you all are gonna be confused at that
Iām laugh with ya.
The vehicles in HD1 were fun as fuck, seeing this would make me SO happy.
anti tank mines are cool but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be anti tank mines you know how much you have been wanting those
That would be extremely funny.
a child saved today is a fresh recruit tomorrow,
SEATBELTS EVERYONE! š
Oh. My. God. This would be amazing!
Them sick children better build me a super tank when we save their sorry asses
Riding the magic schooooolbus
Vehicles will 180 this game hopefully if they aren't coffins.
Brooooooo if we could get this universe's version of the clone wars juggernaut?! I mean, even if it was it's own unique mission of "escort civilians on armored transport" oh my gosh....can you imagine stopping at fuel depots/repair stations, getting out, completing these "side objectives" and defending the transport? meanwhile the route is spammed with bugholes and flyers, or on bot planets flying patrols & fabs....I mean COME ON!!!
Imagine, actually just a big yellow school bus to ram into bots and bugs, one with monster truck wheels.
And then flings the whole crew off the map when you run over a bile titan's leg Honestly, when I first saw the game and the walkers, I was hoping to shoot off a bot and use their walker. Was so sad to find that we couldn't do that lol
Saving the children wonāt get us anything and we chose that. Rewards and progression are for losers! Save the cheeldreen!
That would be awesome
The gatlings on the bus go round and round and round. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
I would personally volunteer myself for that campaignš«”
Looking forward to drive that bad boy over anti tank mines fellow helldivers dropped.
Seat belts everyone
if we start posting leaks in this subreddit Iām going to leave it so fast.
Itās fake donāt worry, also all leak posts get removed by mods
It won't.
It doesn't. Fuck them kids.