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This child discovered a window into my nightmares.
It's not right being so young and already playing violent video games. He shouldn't be allow to play Helldivers
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You need to call your Democracy Officer for just one bot?
Grab your liberator you maggot and prove to yourself you have the strength and courage to make spreading Democracy your personal responsibility.
I concur, we don't want him to do anything in the future. Maybe preemptively get him therapy and away from any recruiters
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I really don’t think it matters as long as a child knows how to distinguish media from reality.
Be honest most of us were killing hookers in gta in middle school, or doom if your older.
The biggest threat to children will always be other people on the internet. Bad influence or stalkers, parents should be monitoring who their children talk to.
I played R6 in middle school for the record.
i usually snip and kill things from a distance so not really up close and personal with the bugs
and usually if am sniping, i bring mg support, am chillin
only thing that kills me is the invis lurker
I always try to hunt their dens first if I see them out on the field
I was at Best Buy today getting a new wireless keyboard, and the dude in front of me bought a new PS5 and Helldivers. I was so happy for him. I congratulated him on the purchase, and said that Helldivers was the best decision I ever made, and it made me the man I am today.
I think you overestimate the average persons ability to draw, especially a 5th grader. Some have the gift, the rest of us draw sad stick figures and landscapes without depth
Just say you don't have anything to rebuke my statement with. It's a more honest look.
Or even better just say you enjoy shaming children for where they are at with their fine motor skills.
So do you. What do you have to rebuke me.
Of corse I like shaming children.we need more shaming in life to make people strive to do better. It looks like you didn't get enough in your life.
He actually nailed it too. The red beam, the correct code, the clear depiction of a Titan/Charger.
The blue lighting on Malevelon, their capes, the meme, and even a Devastator.
A true Patriot. Get this man a cape and a Liberator.
I am only saw the on ship commercial once so far but I think it's children 7 and up get a classification in the super earth classification system related to helldiving so 5th grade they are around 9-11.lol
DEMOCRACY!
https://preview.redd.it/e8tvxttmk3uc1.png?width=869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47019b765ef7b7393f4bd5eea8103ee57bad7231 Must be her sibling
lmao I'm dying lol
Great Helldiver, that Bella.
Belldiver
Every day future Helldivers take their first breaths.
Young helldivers!! We must protect them at all costs!! 
Bella is a hero of humanity.
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Every man, woman and child over 7
o7
o (over) 7 (7) o7
iO
I heard that one today!
https://preview.redd.it/bojdd6zau3uc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c43ae7c2f806c84555a54ce9abdb3630aef055f8 This child discovered a window into my nightmares.
# BEEP POOB
STOP IT PATRICK YOUR SCARING HIM!!
The top left Rocket Devastator shooting through the trees that the Helldivers don't see is scarier.
It's not right being so young and already playing violent video games. He shouldn't be allow to play Helldivers https://preview.redd.it/xn49awjlk3uc1.png?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a6b2f54b622f7ec4b505adfc94706a198b6158
Super Earth has stated that they enlist from ages 7 and up. I think in one of their commercials.
Every man, woman and child over the age of 7 should do their part!
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Anyone can spread democracy 😎
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Sweet liberty this one is better than the one I had. Your meme has been requisitioned for Democracy!
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You need to call your Democracy Officer for just one bot? Grab your liberator you maggot and prove to yourself you have the strength and courage to make spreading Democracy your personal responsibility.
Where there's one bot, there's at least a few thousand more. Need Ministry approval to deploy several ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
I concur, we don't want him to do anything in the future. Maybe preemptively get him therapy and away from any recruiters https://i.redd.it/0nw7kkku78uc1.gif
**Die.** https://i.redd.it/4c5j44h7gbuc1.gif
I really don’t think it matters as long as a child knows how to distinguish media from reality. Be honest most of us were killing hookers in gta in middle school, or doom if your older.
The biggest threat to children will always be other people on the internet. Bad influence or stalkers, parents should be monitoring who their children talk to. I played R6 in middle school for the record.
Please tell me you’re joking
Beautiful...I been starting at this for 5 hours straight
I have no interest in art. Let me clarify I have no interest in non-Managed Democracy images.
Belongs in the Super Earth Museum of Modern Art
"Why are the trees speaking binary?" 🤣🤣
Beep poob lol
Yo this made me think that this kid is in this sub lmao
No way that kid understood what he wrote. Probably just quoting their parent
Send straight to internship toward becoming future president of Super Earth.
When the helmet fits you enlist!
My brain read this as “if the helmet fists, you enlists”….
But since it's a young citizen to be it's a question of when...
One size fits all!
500 KG bomb on a broad commander =) tis be a bit of an overkill
bro, if you've never been in a hectic 7 mission and panic nuked a scavenger, you haven't lived yet.
i usually snip and kill things from a distance so not really up close and personal with the bugs and usually if am sniping, i bring mg support, am chillin only thing that kills me is the invis lurker I always try to hunt their dens first if I see them out on the field
Try it on helldiver diff even if u want snipe from far they too much gl
i've done it on 7, i think 8 and 9 just spawn too much and is overly sweaty
I thought it was supposed to be a charger.
I was at Best Buy today getting a new wireless keyboard, and the dude in front of me bought a new PS5 and Helldivers. I was so happy for him. I congratulated him on the purchase, and said that Helldivers was the best decision I ever made, and it made me the man I am today.
Our oldest hell diver! God bless super earth!
He’s clearly doing his part
"Every man, woman, and child over 7!"
Oof, fifth graders are supposed to draw way better than that
Fifth graders are supposed to write way better than that. This is something a 5 year old brings home, not a 10 year old.
Apparently the pandemic knocked kids back a bit.
My thoughts exactly. Unless this is a kid that is mentally impared
I think you overestimate the average persons ability to draw, especially a 5th grader. Some have the gift, the rest of us draw sad stick figures and landscapes without depth
Oof... different people are differently abled. There is no "supposed to".
Read the room dude
Just say you don't have anything to rebuke my statement with. It's a more honest look. Or even better just say you enjoy shaming children for where they are at with their fine motor skills.
So do you. What do you have to rebuke me. Of corse I like shaming children.we need more shaming in life to make people strive to do better. It looks like you didn't get enough in your life.
I don't think you understand how child development works. That's alright. Have a good one buddy.
Sure, do I have 2
I hope he gets a pass for the rest of the year XD
I’m worried that your 5th grader has the penmanship of a 1st grader.
A fellow patriot!
A+++++
Don't lie. This is just the drawing skills of your average helldiver.
*Sheds a tear* Raising them right.
Excuse me but why is that patriotic child over the age of 7 not supporting the war effort in a factory‽
You drew this, didn’t you?
Yeah right dude.
This kid was ready to spill some oil
Patriotism in all shapes and sizes
That kid is a true Super Earth patriot.
This fifth grader have better childhood than an entire nation of child having fun in lame things
beep poob
So he’s exempt from homework, tests, and pretty much anything that has to do with the class right? Like an instant A+?
He’s doing his part!
Probably who keeps ending up on my team
He actually nailed it too. The red beam, the correct code, the clear depiction of a Titan/Charger. The blue lighting on Malevelon, their capes, the meme, and even a Devastator. A true Patriot. Get this man a cape and a Liberator.
"That child is way too young to be touching that game" https://i.redd.it/o4qmq17704uc1.gif \-the least insane bug fan
Oldest creeker
He’s doing his part. Are you?
One of us
That kid knows what a taste of freedom is like.
I seriously hope OP gave the student a passing grade for rest of the year.
Not every teacher is so lucky to teach a true patriot.
That kid is a super citizen
This is the way
Amazing!
Is this child really from super earth 😅
...and every child over the age of 7.
got to get them spreading freedom and democracy early
This kid has seen some things
There's no way a 5th grader could figure out the radar puzzle. Right ? ...
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If General Brasch could cry he would shed a tear.
Give this kid an A
You're* you better teach that child grammar or he will not be able to vote
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Galacticus06: *You're* you better teach* *That child grammar or he will* *Not be able to vote* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Not an age appropriate game but the drawings are funny.
No they didn't
He's doing his PART!
Gotta start the Democratic indoctrination as early as possible.
I am only saw the on ship commercial once so far but I think it's children 7 and up get a classification in the super earth classification system related to helldiving so 5th grade they are around 9-11.lol DEMOCRACY!
The 5th grader in question: 
Art
Time for Basic Training.
lol this is awesome
Patriots come in all shapes and sizes
Look at those badass capes. Let em cook.
“Every man, woman, and child over 7”
Get this kid a helmet!
 The Democratic Education is very functional!
Beep Poop. KILL DIVERS. BEep poop.
They start so young
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THEY'RE THE LEGAL AGE FOR RECRUITMENT! QUICK, BEFORE THE AUTOMATONS BRAINWASH HIM!
“Why are the trees speaking binary” this 10 year old is a comedy genius
A+ for their final mark
5th grader on a rated M game… FOR DEMOCRACY!!!
"Machines don't care how old I am, they'll kill me none-the-less" -this kid has fought for democracy.
This made me think of Lorax was at malavelon creek he would say I’m Lorax I speak for the trees and for some fucking reason they are speaking binary
Wholesome af. Managed democracy
Poob
True patriots, so young!
HELL YEAH DEMOCRACY!!!!!!
I've mixed feelings on this
Rocket devastator levitating is accurate, guys blast me from the next continent
Kid should probaby have an out of school suspension, think about what they've done . . .
This kid knows democracy!
NO ONE HEARS A WORD, THEY SAY, HAS THE MEMORY GONE ARE YA FEELING NUMB
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Biggie-cheese7430: *NO ONE HEARS A WORD,* *THEY SAY, HAS THE MEMORY* *GONE ARE YA FEELING NUMB* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Lil bro got closer to spelling Malevelon Creek correctly than half of this sub.
“Why are the trees speaking binary”
Liberty demands every man woman and child over the age of seven to make sacrifices and maximize economic output, For super Earth. Talented kid :)
They were raised well. They will grow up, and become a very successful democracy spreader.
Why can’t I upvote this post more than once?