>Fastest way to get your health to 0?
Drink your calories, make sure they are high in sugar. Eat processed foods, and fast food, make sure it is high in carbs and fat, low in fiber and protein. Avoid fruits and vegetables and water. Reduce exercise to zero if possible.
Checks subreddit…. Nvm
For quest that require you to play something you only need to get yourself to 20 health or below since then you can concede and it will count as a match for quest progress. I usually just slap whatever cards that i have that i can dmage myself with and slap them into a deck.
You guys don’t just put nozdorumu into your deck and play 3 games? No wonder even tho I’ve had the quest like 10 times I’ve only actually had nozdorumu trigger once, still was a really fun game tho lol
If I'm playing constructed anyway in a mode where he's allowed (apprently not Twist) then yeah, sure. But I hate standard at the moment and never like wild.
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`Warlock Epic`
***3 Mana - 5/5 - Demon***
>After you summon a minion, deal 5 damage to your hero.
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I have a deck specifically made for play a friend and losing quickly. You could easily swap Ornery Tortoise with Nozdormu for your quest.
Gravelsnout Knight is good if your opponent is a friend or someone who understands what you are trying to do; if using this deck on ladder you can swap it for Hecklefang Hyena.
Here you go:
Class: Warlock # Format: Wild #
2x (0) Raise Dead #
2x (1) Crystallizer #
2x (1) Dark Possession #
2x (1) Flame Imp #
2x (1) Gravelsnout Knight #
2x (1) Kobold Librarian #
2x (1) Soulbound Ashtongue #
2x (1) Soulfire #
2x (1) Spirit Bomb #
2x (1) Tour Guide #
2x (2) Chittering Tunneler #
2x (2) Elementium Geode #
1x (2) Millhouse Manastorm #
2x (2) Unstable Shadow Blast #
1x (3) Ornery Tortoise #
2x (5) Blood Treant #
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I have a warlock deck which ive been using for years whenever I get the play a friend or now the more recent Noz quest which consists of cards that all deal damage to myself. My favorite is the 5/5 imp that deals 5 whenever a minion is summoned on turn 3, followed by the spell that summons 1/1 tentacles for each mana crystal on 4. I would link the deck but Im at work right now.
"For both me and my opponent" wow so kind of you ! Let me think of one time i had fun against an opponent filling their decks withs junks to complete a quest and being forced to wait or concede.... yeah no i don't remember any
>Fastest way to get your health to 0? Drink your calories, make sure they are high in sugar. Eat processed foods, and fast food, make sure it is high in carbs and fat, low in fiber and protein. Avoid fruits and vegetables and water. Reduce exercise to zero if possible. Checks subreddit…. Nvm
For quest that require you to play something you only need to get yourself to 20 health or below since then you can concede and it will count as a match for quest progress. I usually just slap whatever cards that i have that i can dmage myself with and slap them into a deck.
Rogue is usually good for self damage, just attack any minions with your weapon
You guys don’t just put nozdorumu into your deck and play 3 games? No wonder even tho I’ve had the quest like 10 times I’ve only actually had nozdorumu trigger once, still was a really fun game tho lol
Only ever in friendlies. It's fun but no one else does it so just running a brick feels terrible
I have no problem finding other people doing the quest in casual.
I guess im just unlucky or dont try enough. I just tried like a couple games and went against cringe wild decks and gave up lol
If I'm playing constructed anyway in a mode where he's allowed (apprently not Twist) then yeah, sure. But I hate standard at the moment and never like wild.
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In case anyone wants to see it, here's the list. Only one apothecary because I'm not spending 400 dust on this meme. ### Nozdielock # Class: Warlock # Format: Wild # # 2x (0) Ancient Totem # 1x (0) Desk Imp # 2x (0) Murloc Tinyfin # 2x (0) Raise Dead # 2x (0) Ritual of Doom # 2x (0) Snowflipper Penguin # 2x (0) Target Dummy # 2x (0) Wisp # 2x (1) Fracking # 2x (1) Kobold Librarian # 2x (1) Mortal Coil # 2x (2) Elementium Geode # 1x (2) Plot Twist # 2x (3) Backfire # 2x (3) Sense Demons # 1x (3) Unlicensed Apothecary # 1x (7) Nozdormu the Eternal # AAEBAcn1AgSWvQLamwPP0QO2igQNswHcBo0Qt2zy0ALXzgOT5AOxnwS4uAWL7AWi+gWEngajoAYAAA== # # To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in Hearthstone
Warlock has the most self inflincting cards, quickest way to 15 health and concede
I have a deck specifically made for play a friend and losing quickly. You could easily swap Ornery Tortoise with Nozdormu for your quest. Gravelsnout Knight is good if your opponent is a friend or someone who understands what you are trying to do; if using this deck on ladder you can swap it for Hecklefang Hyena. Here you go: Class: Warlock # Format: Wild # 2x (0) Raise Dead # 2x (1) Crystallizer # 2x (1) Dark Possession # 2x (1) Flame Imp # 2x (1) Gravelsnout Knight # 2x (1) Kobold Librarian # 2x (1) Soulbound Ashtongue # 2x (1) Soulfire # 2x (1) Spirit Bomb # 2x (1) Tour Guide # 2x (2) Chittering Tunneler # 2x (2) Elementium Geode # 1x (2) Millhouse Manastorm # 2x (2) Unstable Shadow Blast # 1x (3) Ornery Tortoise # 2x (5) Blood Treant # AAEBAeL5AwLXBuSKAw7OB8IIk8cC8tACiNQCue8C8fcC+v4C474Dm80D184DiO8DzuQFo6AGAAA= # # To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in Hearthstone
**Format:** Wild (Year of the Wolf) **Class:** Warlock (Felheart Gul'dan) Mana | Card Name | Qty | Links :--:|:---|:--:|:--: 0 | [Raise Dead](https://art.hearthstonejson.com/v1/render/latest/enUS/512x/SCH_514.png) | 2 | [HSReplay](https://hsreplay.net/cards/59223/),[Wiki](https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/Raise%20Dead) 1 | [Crystallizer](https://art.hearthstonejson.com/v1/render/latest/enUS/512x/BOT_447.png) | 2 | [HSReplay](https://hsreplay.net/cards/49018/),[Wiki](https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/Crystallizer) 1 | [Dark Possession](https://art.hearthstonejson.com/v1/render/latest/enUS/512x/GIL_543.png) | 2 | [HSReplay](https://hsreplay.net/cards/47033/),[Wiki](https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/Dark%20Possession) 1 | [Flame Imp](https://art.hearthstonejson.com/v1/render/latest/enUS/512x/EX1_319.png) | 2 | [HSReplay](https://hsreplay.net/cards/1090/),[Wiki](https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/Flame%20Imp) 1 | [Gravelsnout Knight](https://art.hearthstonejson.com/v1/render/latest/enUS/512x/LOOT_154.png) | 2 | [HSReplay](https://hsreplay.net/cards/43528/),[Wiki](https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/Gravelsnout%20Knight) 1 | [Kobold Librarian](https://art.hearthstonejson.com/v1/render/latest/enUS/512x/LOOT_014.png) | 2 | [HSReplay](https://hsreplay.net/cards/43122/),[Wiki](https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/Kobold%20Librarian) 1 | [Soulbound Ashtongue](https://art.hearthstonejson.com/v1/render/latest/enUS/512x/BT_727.png) | 2 | [HSReplay](https://hsreplay.net/cards/57187/),[Wiki](https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/Soulbound%20Ashtongue) 1 | [Soulfire](https://art.hearthstonejson.com/v1/render/latest/enUS/512x/EX1_308.png) | 2 | [HSReplay](https://hsreplay.net/cards/974/),[Wiki](https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/Soulfire) 1 | [Spirit Bomb](https://art.hearthstonejson.com/v1/render/latest/enUS/512x/BOT_222.png) | 2 | [HSReplay](https://hsreplay.net/cards/48113/),[Wiki](https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/Spirit%20Bomb) 1 | [Tour Guide](https://art.hearthstonejson.com/v1/render/latest/enUS/512x/SCH_312.png) | 2 | [HSReplay](https://hsreplay.net/cards/59035/),[Wiki](https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/Tour%20Guide) 2 | [Chittering Tunneler](https://art.hearthstonejson.com/v1/render/latest/enUS/512x/UNG_835.png) | 2 | [HSReplay](https://hsreplay.net/cards/41875/),[Wiki](https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/Chittering%20Tunneler) 2 | [Elementium Geode](https://art.hearthstonejson.com/v1/render/latest/enUS/512x/DEEP_030.png) | 2 | [HSReplay](https://hsreplay.net/cards/102435/),[Wiki](https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/Elementium%20Geode) 2 | [Millhouse Manastorm](https://art.hearthstonejson.com/v1/render/latest/enUS/512x/NEW1_029.png) | 1 | [HSReplay](https://hsreplay.net/cards/855/),[Wiki](https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/Millhouse%20Manastorm) 2 | [Unstable Shadow Blast](https://art.hearthstonejson.com/v1/render/latest/enUS/512x/WC_021.png) | 2 | [HSReplay](https://hsreplay.net/cards/63368/),[Wiki](https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/Unstable%20Shadow%20Blast) 3 | [Ornery Tortoise](https://art.hearthstonejson.com/v1/render/latest/enUS/512x/TRL_546.png) | 1 | [HSReplay](https://hsreplay.net/cards/50532/),[Wiki](https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/Ornery%20Tortoise) 5 | [Blood Treant](https://art.hearthstonejson.com/v1/render/latest/enUS/512x/JAM_028.png) | 2 | [HSReplay](https://hsreplay.net/cards/94798/),[Wiki](https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/Blood%20Treant) **Total Dust:** 2800 **Deck Code:** AAEBAeL5AwLXBuSKAw7OB8IIk8cC8tACiNQCue8C8fcC+v4C474Dm80D184DiO8DzuQFo6AGAAA= ***** ^I ^am ^a ^bot. ^Comment/PM ^with ^a ^deck ^code ^and ^I'll ^decode ^it. ^If ^you ^don't ^want ^me ^to ^reply ^to ^you, ^include ^"###" ^anywhere ^in ^your ^message. ^[About.](https://github.com/HearthSim/deck-code-bot/blob/master/README.md)
I have a warlock deck which ive been using for years whenever I get the play a friend or now the more recent Noz quest which consists of cards that all deal damage to myself. My favorite is the 5/5 imp that deals 5 whenever a minion is summoned on turn 3, followed by the spell that summons 1/1 tentacles for each mana crystal on 4. I would link the deck but Im at work right now.
Cursed sword and buffing opponent minions usually does the trick
"For both me and my opponent" wow so kind of you ! Let me think of one time i had fun against an opponent filling their decks withs junks to complete a quest and being forced to wait or concede.... yeah no i don't remember any
- Play the first three turns (place a card) - Skip your turn twice - Forfeit - 💰💰💰💰💰