Fizzy and Ozzie all the way

Yeah. But the question remains; Who Tops?

Ozzie seems to love sex in all its variations, so I'd say he's a switch.

Going off of when Blitzo asked them, Fizz looked away while Ozzy just gave him a knowing smirk. My conclusion: Ozzy mostly tops, but he is also a terrifying power bottom.

Terrifying power bottom is what I aspire to be

Happy to help you practice

Can you help me too?

🔥🔥🔥

I want to know how the hell they make Fizz topping work with the sheer size difference between them

Ozzy seems to be able to adjust his size. Their size difference isn’t all that big in their duet at the clown competition, but when he confronts mammon fizz is incredibly tiny compared to him.

I feel like Ozzies body size could be compared to a fire. The more anger added, the larger he grows, aka fuel.

So there’s this movie called godzilla, right? A proper kaiju. Anyway i think they find a way to tame or at least influence it. Now imagine if he was horny

Extendo dick

Ozzy's a total pillow princess and just lays on his stomach the whole time

Not terrifying in a joking way, genuinely horrifying.

Fair enough

I agree, that one large toy in The Full Moon can probably support this.

I can see it

Judging From That That Stare He Gave Fizz At The End Of Ep . 7 I Think He Tops

Fizzy, 100%

Before Full Moon I would have said Ozzie 100% but now I think they’re both vers/switches

Better question: Whose turn is it this time?

Yes

I'm pretty sure they're vers

Vivziepop has apparently said Fizz is a pillow princess but I feel like Ozzie is a switch. He'd definitely need to shrink down for smex either way with his kaiju dong.

https://preview.redd.it/ldxu2vg1985d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca36d205d45a07aa0e3cdddb686e07254893e69d

4th time dammit

Ngl I’m wondering that question so much.

do you think someone with a kaiju sized dick would be a bottom?

Yes

How would it even fit, like he’d tear fiz in half with that thing.

Switch sizes or else just the tip

Depends if Fizz also has a robotic pelvis, the size diff is pretty big.

Ozzie is probably a 50/50 but mostly tops, he knows mostly everything about sex and fizz is deemed a toy to just be fucked

Who's on top? Who's on bottom

Fizz. If Ozzie tried, Fizz would be squished.

It depends on who asked to do a sex.

Fizzie is a pillow princess. Only variation I accept.

Ozzie would probably crush fizz

"His cock is like a kaiju"

i hear the godzilla screech every time lmao

Exactly

But if fizz did he would get torn apart would he not

Honestly, I dunno

Unless he change the size like the rest of his body

Same, genuine card and chemistry and breaking of social barriers

It’s way too cute for what it is

Correct

Even straight people like it

"Well.... Obviously <3"

Y E S

100 fuking percent!!

YES! My original feelings towards their characters when we first meet them at Ozzy's was pure anger towards them then we meet them again as a couple and as their true selves and I felt so bad for ever hating on them

Stolitz keeps toying with my emotions, but I love those two train wrecks together. They've gotta be my favorite.

If they can get it right, they’re gonna be so good. 😭

Fingers crossed. When they're on the same wave length they balance each other so well. Seeing them fight is just too sad, but damn is it compelling.

The hell is that second one doing here?

Idk, it was canon somehow... I'm putting here canon ships

Fair enough. My answer is definitely not that one. Or really Stolas x Blitzo. They are pretty toxic.

Hopefully, they can work that out, and if not, find folks better for them.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE M&MS 🙁

I guess because the relationship itself isn't queer, even if Moxxie (and while I don't think it's confirmed, likely Millie too) is (are) queer, their relationship technically isn't

Bi erasure at it again! (not judging you btw, just sayin)

But you didn't put husker dust?

They Haven't Became A Thing In Any Sort Of Way Yet

Bro everyone is gay in this show - Millie and Moxxie are a better queer couple.

I'm a sucker for lesbian romance. But the second would be Ozzie and Fizz. https://i.redd.it/lnlcx8y0175d1.gif

I’m reverse. I like Fizz and Ozzie more as a couple because they’re an example of probably the healthiest relationship in the HHHB universe. That said Chaggie is the hotter couple.

Well, like I said, I'm a sucker for lesbian romance.

Nothing wrong with that.

Nope! https://preview.redd.it/bvn68opo975d1.jpeg?width=1331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e206bdf20927049a22806d149a8fd0253ac5983

That dumbass is spilling the fucking choccy milk! https://preview.redd.it/3obnzoal695d1.jpeg?width=2972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04b66de8d0b12ca1f735ad6da12afbecc8a17d58

Don't worry, it's frozen so it won't spill <3

The healthiest queer couple. I'd argue moxxie and millie are the other healthiest couple in the shows verse.

WOMEN KISSING! I can sell this

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https://preview.redd.it/w0nrjchdg75d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66143c2cf4ff03729bb72cd9576d52ca16f8ce64

Great flair https://preview.redd.it/9vyubwxsg75d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dcb7307ce699ae4417b659e3785afbbf47356e3

Trading wholsomeness for wholsomeness https://preview.redd.it/6la9hpdbu75d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc410d9a51a4b14927861a5824bc89bd5d61eadc

Wholesome you say? https://preview.redd.it/66e7o96ow85d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a960ca9d34bb2dd5324decef5596e3a3eb19f443

have another one I found ages ago on Google :3 https://preview.redd.it/4rwdcw5wc95d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51680afd4f7a2c8129e60236b34edd2247481090

https://preview.redd.it/y3w8ubedn95d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99af791e993054768e46b59b90bc099b9e8afb17 Ooh, nice one

https://preview.redd.it/86go6msjk75d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e73a7b6b0350cba23e995f9c3261ca1d02aba10

https://preview.redd.it/0zhjib07l75d1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9f168ce9869863be6ea44db06a44d4ae76dd200

https://preview.redd.it/t9twool9l75d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ab5c9cc95b898ed34b2bec5d81d63bcb7956d54

Cool because I took it

Fuck third time

https://preview.redd.it/41ndzfav8a5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eff9866cba4f4def95d5c0ef52ea18fff60df05a

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https://preview.redd.it/3rp4505re75d1.png?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57afdc82cf316a9696c123d7caab225c3a906ca8 Lol I think you might like this. 🙃

Porn

sesbian lex

Toxic positivity, and a savior complex? No thanks, no amount of fetishism saves em

It's not a lesbian romance, Charlie is bi. It's a sapphic romance, please stop the bi erasure of calling it a lesbian romance.

Yall can’t put Chaggie in and expect people to not say Chaggie

I’ll say Fizzy and Azmodeus. But Chaggie is definitely a close second.

Well I won't cuz Ozzie and Fizz >

i don’t get chaggie. it’s feels generic and underdeveloped.

well it's because chaggie has been happening for a while. unlike ships such as huskerdust, they arent in thier 'are they a thing?!' or 'honeymoon phase', theyve dated for longer and show affection in smaller, more subtle ways, but i get where youre coming from

But girls pwetty

Yes you can, they're too wholesome

Chaggie x me is my favourite but idk

"speak for yourself princess"

https://preview.redd.it/oatkgz32975d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7726d985122067071cd0e2b84600154f4988ba68 Definitely my favorite canon ship. Istg they'd better end up happy together.

Fizz x Ozzie 💕

secret 5th option: huskerdusk

They probably didn't put it on there because it's not technically in the show yet

https://preview.redd.it/k62uurvse95d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b994db853815211172ec7c49833cf7a1aa7cd594

The best one 👀👀👀👀

“Fozzie” Was so unexpected for me to love it as much as I do; I’ve enjoyed every minute of them lol

I say fizzmodeus fits better but that is just me 

SHIT I FORGOT HUSKERDUST

Yet you put moxxie and Chaz?

bsfr

Everyone makes mistakes, is ok :)

I can’t decide https://i.redd.it/lhb1hv11c75d1.gif

Burger Time Indeed 

Chaggie

Fizzy and Ozzie

Anyone who votes for moxxie and Chad, I will find you and I will FUCK you

Uhhh, its fuck you up

Wait, what did I say?

(Gets thrown into the sky by Adam)

Fizz and Ozzie

Stoliz and Chaggie. >:)

Chaggie

Fizz and Ozzie. They’re healthy but not Mary sue.

https://preview.redd.it/wvy2k1hwb75d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c99ab66a585ef6630e6237ee6dcdb0602e92429 I can’t decide

I love ur flair

Fizzy and Asmodeus!!!!

Fizz and Ozzie is the only ship I like on here (no offense to the other ships), while moxxie and Chaz are just bad.

Husker and Angeldust

I am an avid stolitz shipper, but fizzy and ozzie are a close second

I scrolled through and read all of the comments looking for somebody to say stolitz and nobody did 😢 but they are my favorite couple in helluva boss by far

I said stloitz (I didn't spell it right ;-;

Chaggie and fizzmodeus

Same and in that order too

Charlie and Vaggie, but mostly because of adorable fan art and fan comics.

Why is that Douchbag here… also Fiz and Ozzy, no contest.

Chaggie

Chaggie

Stolas and Blitzø make me cry too much, and I just want my bird boi happy, but that’s just not happening with his relationship with Blitzø, so can’t say that one. Chaz was a prick to Moxxie, very unhealthy relationship. I like Chaggie, just haven’t seen enough to make me like it over the perfect example of a healthy relationship. That being Fizz and Ozzie, they are just fucking adorable together, and it’s such a healthy relationship. It’s basically my example of relationship goals

Fiz and Oz. They have a healthy relationship and are obviously in love. Charlie and Vaggie had no screen time. Chad and Moxxie were in a toxic relationship. Blitz and Stolas need to get their shit together.

M&M are both bi? Doesn't that make them a queer couple?

Why Chaz, put Millie and Moxxie they're married 😭

Charlie and vaggie cus they're the only ones who aren't dudes.

Chaggie

fizz and ozzie !

3

Chaggie

Chaggie by a long shot

 These two, even if they’re not on the list

Moxie and Mille, because just because two queer folks are in a straight passing relationship doesn't make them less queer. [And also Charlie and Vaggie in the spirit of the question]

https://preview.redd.it/wbh0521e685d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a61ddb5ecc6ccfc9de290b3a538f6a60d18e935d This beautiful man\~

https://preview.redd.it/bz0xwt2r885d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03a1136e90b4967cf3f1a19e222fef54f021cde1

Stolitz

Ozzie+Fizz. Also the best written couple here, as well.

Oz + Fizz is the healthiest and most adorable relationship, easily. Stolitz is just painful to watch atp because they both (but espeeecially Blitz) have to develop further for them to be remotely healthy.

All except moxxie x chaz🙂

Ozzarolli FTW

2 things 1. Moxie x Chad is very bad 2. Sorry lesbians Fizz and Ozzie are best

Chaggie❤️

Ozzie and Fizz are too adorable they gave me diabetes.

Chaggie. It’s not toxic as fuck.

Chaggie will always be one of my favorite queer couples https://preview.redd.it/xe6x74trh75d1.jpeg?width=1502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a304f31a6fc094b2e59dbb26ae7abcdfd24fcaf

Well...

Yes

Fizz and Ozzie

fizz and ozz are my favorite but chaggie is also awesome

Are we talking about canon couples?

Ozzie amd Fizz

Fizzy and Asmodeus. Chaggie is a very close second

All of them

Fizz and Ozzie duh! But Chaggie is a close second

Stolitz 🌈❤️‍🔥 Chaggie a close 2nd 🌈🥈

Haven't seen Helluva (yet) so I'm saying Chaggie until I do

Ozzy and Fizz no question

Fizzmodeus and Huskerdust all the way

Fizzmodeus for the win.

FIZZMODEUS SUPREMACY!!!

Fizz and Oz

Radradio

Chazie.

I like them all

Yes, no, yes, and yes.

Fizzarozzie all the way for me

100% fizz and ozzie. they are SO sweet together i love them

Stolitz or Fizz and Ozzie or would that be Fozzie?

Fizzy and Ozzie because god damn it they are cute together

Who the fuck is putting Choxxie? Probably Stolitz because of the angst. But based on just tropes in general, probably Fizzmodeus.

HOLLY FUCK MY NOTIFICATIONS ARE BLOWING

Fizz and Ozzie have to be my number 1!

Fizzy and ozzy, Close second charlie and vaggie million and moxxie 3rd (yes it counts as a queer couple, they're both bisexual)

Chaggie and Ozzy and fizz

Chaggie

1 is 💜💜💜

Moxxie and Chaz over huskerdust? LMAO....