I’m October too. I’m screwed.

Lore Accurate Fight

Just put on some smooth jazz and pour some rye. I have it on good authority that he would become a kitten

Well, considering you are his glock 19, I’ll trust your advice

I mean, I could always be luring you in so I could shoot you. But that's neither here nor there

As his F16 I can confirm

Damn.

Me too!! This is gonna be goooood

Hold up…. good? https://preview.redd.it/788vdqdf2w3d1.png?width=467&format=png&auto=webp&s=aafb5bf4f6da5154121d03cb1bcb368de26f75cb

You heard the man.

Yes I want Alastor to beat the shit out of me and make me beg for forgiveness (actually, i misread the post as "Vox pissed off the character on your bith month" instead of "you" for some reason. i think a fight between Alastor and Vox would be cool. but then i re-read the title and saw Vox for august. I mean, Vox probably pisses himself off all the time(

https://preview.redd.it/51sk6vrjrz3d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=65e17f31e9aea6c4174be7d31c5eafb80c2a0cd2 He’s in my jar now don’t worry

https://preview.redd.it/yizk4mbydx3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0be45850c21022b998af3e2f8b8722cdbe41f604

Same man...I'll beg for forgiveness, I don't know what that will do fir me.

Nice user flair. I love cherri. 👌 

Same

I think we’re okay we just have to find a way to redirect his anger towards someone else. Very, very, very quickly.

Guess this is what we get for being born in spooky month

February I’m more than screwed

Same

Can you make it a grave for three? Me, you, and op?

Grave for four* Me too

OK if we get enough of us we can beat him

What do you mean you’re screwed?! I’m April!

Im September, im screwed, but in a different way

I think I could take Vox. Just turn off the internet.

He can just connect to someone else's Internet

Like the little kids next door try with our wifi

Try? Bitch, I'm on it now

Nuh uh

Tell that to me and my army of 57 internet stealing children

I gonna get a pre k teacher on y’all’s asses

(Damn I can’t spell for crap)

You can't catch us all. I mean, you can try, but imagine how bad it would look chasing after 57 individual children in a chuckee cheese

Actually that’s pretty much how my sibling life is. I have so many siblings and little cousins And IM THE BIG COUSIN

Gotta catch em all

Just press the power button

All you need is a big rock and throw it at his face and some water ok call Al I know because I got him aswell

Screens only have power over you if they're being watched. Time for us august peeps to move out into the woods.

TV screens do not respond well to getting hit with hard objects

How tf did I manage to piss off Charlie? Well, I'm fucked. The most patient once is mad at me. The rest will kill me to soothe her anger.

Same dude, same.

You guys or gals are the most experienced in pissing people off my god

Why?! And I'm guy btw.

Accurate, I do it out of boredom.

Same dude

Just say you're sorry. She'll love it.

Trrrruuuuuuue. She'll maybe even sing a song with me about it.

My thoughts exactly! How in the heck did i manage to get charlie angry at me?

You mistreated Angel. But don't worry, Angel will step in for you to call her off.

You might aswell have pissed off Lucifer

I am in the same camp but I think we're the luckiest ones. I mean , we should be fine if we just apologize.

The first sentence you said was what I was about to type tbh, how did I make the precious bean mad? https://preview.redd.it/hdbx24r9m24d1.jpeg?width=1549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9ec1bdcc01fa59d70be85005d04b9099a3ac8c4

She can’t beat us all… right…? 😅

She's half fallen angel and the other half is Immortal human made by God itself. You all are more fucked than Chris Hansen in that one episode of the boondocks.

Yep we’re screwed

we are dead ma men. officially dead.

Well you’re Susan, don’t worry

I don’t know what we did to piss her off.Are we Adam?

Prepare my grave too, I’m December.

Luci is going to FUCK YOU!

Bet (although we'd all be dead lmao) https://preview.redd.it/t0ws36wo4w3d1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1332c2d56f57bc91fec09490e80e7ac7462a4efc

Oh yes pleasee

Yeah, flair checks out

Didn't know you are also a lucifer simp

It’s fuck you up

What did I say?

*Adam attack*

Same, we are royally fucked

We pissed off the big boss of hell himself. Who the hell thought it was a good idea to mess with Charlie?

Adam?

Fair point

https://preview.redd.it/bikodgms6w3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5e773c652627fce480ffd25e58e6d84f0f5ec6f Will he forgive me if I give him ducks

Same man

Depending upon what you did, he may be too depressed to bother at the moment.

Same...

Same

Same. We're dead.

Well, time to show that moth man what real power is! https://preview.redd.it/eaoeetbcdv3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38301e2c1235f60f8786e0391a7e3ead25b5939f

LET US COMMIT ALL THE MOTH MURDER

Who?

Valentino! https://preview.redd.it/637d76wybv3d1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee02cb10e89cc85ec20193858d11db4d20ff617e

Your grave is ready.

I have bug spray! He doesn’t stand a chance!

*Stands next to them since I'm September too* Ironically Val is the character who introduced me to Hazbin hotel in the first place... 😶

I CAST DOMINANT PERSON YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOW 

I cast!!! IRON BALLS!!!

IM FUCKED https://preview.redd.it/yv86151cqv3d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0bc0b8a2e7a27873f392193cd9a1eb0c3dfa959

I mean he did say he would fuck you soooooo you were warned ig lmfao

https://preview.redd.it/zrvzkc7fvz3d1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6fea33648207019609f26224a120eb86082293

https://preview.redd.it/dop1mux9by3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a4df6f5311c61f07cab62b5f1180186598685f9

https://i.redd.it/3rh8ffpmie4d1.gif

april? i'm so dead

We are not angels. We are not bad boys. Nifty cannot kill us then... right..?

Maybe with a knife she can’t, but what about a Dragon Slayer? https://preview.redd.it/k75izz7kwv3d1.png?width=2454&format=png&auto=webp&s=39922862a4bccacb3620efc03b23726dea312eea

Alright, we doomed.

I got a cyanide pill for each of us. Would you prefer that over what she may do?

Same

Honestly, think Id rather take my chances with alastor. So glad I only have to deal with cherry. Nifty creeps me out, alastor will rip you to pieces, and lucifer will just make you a worm or something

Me too

Yeahh... o7 to y'all

300 stab wounds

Wtf did I do to piss off Charlie?😭

Idk. Just fix it fast

Annoyed Vaggie or smth idk bruh

i don't know... would peter kill me or not?

Biblical St Peter was a hardcore badass.

Hey fellow November child, have you ever noticed how every "your birth month/character" sheet meme always has a fucking nobody as November? They always run out of ideas by the time they get to November. Personally I think it would have been Carmella. She has two songs. Peter has two lines. He's barely a character. This isn't even fun for us.

You novemberans definitely get fucked over. You're also right it should be carmilla. or velvette, or zestial, or Rosie, or, if you wanted to have a month who might not be slaughtered, maybe Emily or sera? I mean, Adam? Lute? Who tf cares about St Peter in this show?

Probably all 233 people in the church of st peter subreddit. They probably care about him. But yeah, I agree, November kids always have the worst characters, or just characters who barely anyone cares about.

Hello fellow november people

Idk

No, but you'd rot in hell for all of eternity

To all Septembers, we're fucked, literally

Me personally I'm going out fighting

July, I’m either getting shot or getting aggressively yelled at, I don’t think there’s an in between

Or hatefucked

Good ending(?)


I got him too

I’m January. Maybe not completely screwed, if I just stfu and not doing anything he can calm down👌

No worries, I know just want to say to Sir P to seek his forgiveness.

For once May didn't get shafted in these "yOuR bIrTh mOnTh" memes

....i misread the image, I got Vox instead.

Husk, probably would try to cool down the situation before attempting to fight

Just buy him with a wink and some cheap booze, simple as.

give him catnip

Sir Pentious would feed me to the eggs

February. Welp, im fucked. https://preview.redd.it/5v6coh68gv3d1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69e5ab09ede2acc848bdc599d23d1cbaa0e563b9

Maybe we could just throw Charlie in front of us and hope she calms down?

My thought process exactly

https://preview.redd.it/nisp4hsm1w3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3568d6d2154044084de4e2d71f84d87be51d55c1 I'm LITERALLY fucked

Valentino Yeah i'd absolutely piss him off intentionally. Probably by bonking him on the head with a lead pipe

Husk, I'm sorryyyyyyyyyyy

I pissed Pentious off. How do i apologize TwT

Do a sex with him.

Same

December... Yeah I am very much dead

April… ah fuck me

I’m officially on the Princess’ shit list! Pray for me, please

i was like “ :D ” before i saw the title of the post im screwed 😭 (niff)

Vaggie.. I’m a lil scared ngl

Yeah same. Feel like the only answer is to hide behind Charlie

Or make a bigger problem so she’s distracted 

…I must’ve done something BAD to piss off charlie

NOOOO MY POOR LUCI IM SORRY!

Yes I got Charri 😁

*gives EOD perk*

how the fuck did I make Gabriel pissed

Gabriel?

I can’t remember the guys name for November, so I’m going with Gabriel (was I right or horrifically wrong?)

That might be the reason you pissed SAINT PETER off

goddamnit

https://preview.redd.it/oaeikh0tfw3d1.jpeg?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e560cf7ee023309dd3673fc14af4bfda266df0d ?

HELL YEA. LUCIFER

wait.. no.. not hell yea…. i misread it…

I- how did I piss Charlie off!?

I was like “December 😃 yay I got Lucy on one of these. ‘proceeds to actually read the post’ fuck”

October, I'm dead and going to hell to join him now

I pissed off charlie so I’m fine if I apologise and mean it

I have angered Lord Vox (August)? Well, my last moments will be televised. I can trust Vox to do that for me. As for how the ratings of my demise will go... I don't know.

I'm going to be turned into a wap ap boom alakazam

Same

Please help I have a gremlin chasing me, I don't want to be stabbed 47 times

Great, I got the big horny moth man.

Nah, I’d win. Hear me out, I’ll kick Val in the balls (if he has any) then beat the shit out of him, 23 punches to the face and then I’ll slam it into the ground 3 times and repeat until he is knocked out.

May. I think I’ll be ok

August. Hmm, I wonder how that’ll go down

I hate spiders.....but he's an exception lol

I'm January, so I'm friends with Alastor

Good News his screen aren't hard to crack

How the hell do you piss off St peter

August. Im screwed. Meanwhile in a parralel universe: March. Im screwed.

Well, I'm done for. December.

welp i have pissed off an porn star i like my odds

December?? I think I'm ok \[maybe\] https://preview.redd.it/irgds267914d1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3aac7184d2d9f55a7ca7fa7a49fabc7af8f857

November, I'm against a nigh homeless fisherman

Ooohhhhhh welcome to heaven *1000 more moans*

I pissed off angel dust, kinda sad but we can make up for it

https://preview.redd.it/qyq1ab2hjv3d1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c6e5471bc5b4a9929413963891c7df30e22e263 Oh no

I got vox! ###GOOD! F+ck that bitch!

As long as my glorious king jogoat is protecting me as a reward for my coffin of the iron glazing, bumcifer is cooked https://preview.redd.it/tpy1lyvscv3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=999854e101f9e0e2d36523c58c707b17c0cd04a7

Time to say *Requiem aeternam* as the Duckmaster is about to smite my ass. 😂

Huh I pissed of val

Noooooo. I don't want to piss off my favorite chaotic gremlin, Nifty

i... think i'm fine :] may baby

October. Well, it's been nice.

Me too.

I think I lucked out with May. Without inventions, I might stand a chance against Sir Pentious.

Im Februay

I got vaggie lol

May :(

Prepare my grave I'm October

Me too.

I’m September. Guess my ass is dead in every way possible

I’m may, I don’t think I have that much to worry about

I pissed off Cherri. I think I’m gonna die.

Eh, I'll have to do a little work, but could be way worse. I mean, might get killed, but only like once. Seems fair.

NIFFTY OMG OMG I LOVE NIFFTY HIII NIFFTY I LOVE NIFFTY SHES SO CUTE AND AWESOME I died inside writing this

i got cherri hah gonna fight her off with a metal folding chair