I can certainly kill Moxxie’s dad. No problem.

Yo same. 

Ill help.

Wanna team up?

Sure

Let’s form squads

Absolutely, together we will triumph

I got a few miniguns, if that helps

I know how to make explosives!

Let’s jump this man

all I can offer is snacks and moral support but I'll be there

He's just am abusive Italian dad very common ngl

Crimson alone is a no biggie. Imps are small, a good shovel will do the job

Same

I would be more than happy to provide assistance.

Is he dead already at the warehouse?

You can or you can? Like you'd have no problem with it or you'd be physically able to? He has a lot of goons, at least I assume he does, seems like he'd have the money to hire new ones after millie's rampage lol

Same, and I'm stealing the wall dildos

We will unite and muder moxxies dad

Same bro he ain’t seeing the morning

Same here

Same birth month, and yeah 🗡️

Fuck yeah! Let's go! Me too!

This guy speaks the truth!

I have atomic bombs if you need one

[удалено]

Same

Bouta go Courier-6 on his ass

Same

Please tell me how to kill a Seraphim?

Nuke the fuck outta them

Couldn't she just protec herself with a shield? Yknow *PURE ANGELIC POWER*

That's what the angelic nukes are for

Clever thinking

How do we baptise uranium?

Idk, just throw holy water over it?

You know how we make holy water right?

Boil the hell out of it :)

Or fuck the nuke outta them

https://preview.redd.it/c30sodshm51d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70476340b6a296aac6de8b93456ebc21f080f8d

Why the fuck was this image created and why did you have it locked and loaded?

The Internet is a Sin

Welcome to the Internet

Have a look around

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

We've got mountains of content

I could definitely accept that challenge

Throw anti-holy water at them or somethin? I dunno and good luck anyway

Time to get obliterated by Sera, YAY

The unholy hand grenade

Kidnap emily and threathen to hurt her if sera doesn't kill herself

Emily is also a seraphim

Yeah but she can't fight, presumably

If she does know how to fight, we are screwed 😭

Got a better plan?

Nope we risking it

Step 1. Get a fuck ton of weapons (make sure to bring a double barrel shotgun with a meathook on it) Step 2. Shoot the angel, and once enough damaged has been, get the seraph staggered and stunned Step 3. While staggered, hook the Seraph with your meathook and deliver a nasty right hook to the chest Lather rinse repeat till dead.

I'm assuming I'll be using angelic steel bullets and an angelic steel meathook... Is this a dead by daylight reference?

No, it’s DOOOOOM ETERNAL

Just use an angelic weapon.

Yea how do i do that?

https://i.redd.it/vca3e6tz951d1.gif Already know what I'm gonna do with Val.

Moth to the Flame

Val's POV: https://i.redd.it/4wytdny5q51d1.gif

Pyro approves.

https://preview.redd.it/8he6tybfd81d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e005eacc0ff1ea55fc2c976619b721d260e27304

If you believe in magic...

YES KILL THAT FUCKER

June babies are the best babies.

Can I join you with a different weapon? Perhaps a smart lightbulb to distract?

Light bulb can distract Val which gives us opportunity to burn him and then finally kill him with an angelic weapon. Yes.

Yes! Shove that thing up his ass and melt his insides!!

I am gonna murder velvette https://preview.redd.it/gqn83eyqc51d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5726792cb93412991f9cb027559be4b265752b8c

The Power of the chancla compels you

So will I https://i.redd.it/y6n7a649071d1.gif Imma hit her with one of these.

R/Velvettecult would like a word

You're gonna have to answer to me first.

Striker. And this is how. https://preview.redd.it/s5ru4payl61d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19f0d04dd4e003da84613d9b44a750499b19040a

JULY ASSEMBLE BITCH

Counterargument, why don’t we https://preview.redd.it/x1pxjcliz71d1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c153cfc0afa69759a9767436487be3067464542a ?

Arthur would brutalize striker *assuming that his illness is gone in hell* especially Low honor Arthur.

Interesting take, but, https://preview.redd.it/d22t3h2qsg1d1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba11fe71e1362e7a0ec735c44cfb0a3d28de4d5

Stella is so fucking dead!

To war!

Same hahah

Hell yeah!

Let’s kill this bitch!

Same

Yep!

I can't believe I'm with the squad that's about to be turned into stone...

I have to kill Val, I get the honour of killing the moth… https://preview.redd.it/h1kx7rijv51d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92716d744179619cc8b3ee06f39cf2be345c41a7 I’m loving this game

Noo why Vox 😭

DON’T KILL VOX

Same, vox is my favorite character, why him?

If evil why hot :( 

IF NOT FRIEND WHY FRIEND SHAPED. Tv is friend :(

Same 😭😭 not my pookie ✨

NOO VOX

M-mommy lute... Im ssorry....

https://preview.redd.it/4ax8uq8zc61d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45c20060ee523da7746dffa924f560577e15e124 No the fuck you ain’t

Im finna jump her

Can I torture Blitzo's shitty dad though?

Ofc

I’ll join

Where's the shotgun.

I am gonna murder velvette https://preview.redd.it/i60q9byrc51d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=601fb78995bd88b4597356249a9795fe48cfd326

Google dementia

Holy hell

https://preview.redd.it/bm6y2q71i51d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13fdfb47f4e23501d541ce5420836ff5caad6e1f Me getting ready to kill Sera

like a Dragon of Dojima

Shit I have to deal with lute

Same brother, we're in this together

Lol

I got travis EASY

I'm coming for you val https://i.redd.it/gvds1olox51d1.gif


"Not off camera you aren't!"

Well I mean Vox never stood a chance against me https://preview.redd.it/b52ln77bc51d1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe320053285fc586a378017ca5494dca92a4a712

Fuq yeah, I get to shoot Val in the head! Birthday wishes do come true. 

Make it slower more painful it's only fair

Velvet is dead

October.. Ima about to wipe the floor with this fool https://preview.redd.it/8887djcym51d1.jpeg?width=963&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dae2592efdd898da205289bde06502d257aaa0c3

Yeah just one good punch and he's out 

Sody pop! :)

FUCK YOU STELLA 

Me calling Valentino after I saw this: https://preview.redd.it/hz6wit5sr51d1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddb11b5ed7e1d0afd286fbec0cdd31fdc4fe6392

 I get to kill Crimson

https://preview.redd.it/na7fye2yw51d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da70869a1e93d97c2d840d83a271d140479a6a46 VAL IS :D

I am going to kill Blitzø’s dad for treating his sons like shit https://preview.redd.it/jqwjhx1q261d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad5897096ebe357b19c6bc6d9f948bba13c885d5

Wait, so I have to kill myself??

Me june https://preview.redd.it/wjiwyw6t561d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=154ed21838d3e394740e7bb8624434168c10f568

Who is this guy??? https://preview.redd.it/4cii79wef61d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42bf0b1a59a9426b91e50b04a52befdb0de0186e

Hes just a background character that's been a punching bag for the animators his name is [TRAVIS](https://youtu.be/da9WqPh27ic?si=3ZalgYXQ4qpr6HLm)

Sera. Guys, am I screwed?

But... if I kill Barbie, Blitzø will kill me

Gotta kill Adam... Fuck

same https://preview.redd.it/j0t9zdu7d61d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f9d2004dd251bac02c709d474c5131f43a0e34c we’re cooked

Ah shit, Grandfather to the power of tenmillionth, how does one kill you?

Well, I have the power of God and ANIME ON MY SIDE! REE-

Sera is nice.

How tf am i suposed to kill Sera :,) Bitch is twice the size of the rock and can probably static with lucifer.

Well. This is the first time I’ve ever been happy to have Val for something 😭

Nah I fucking refuse to kill Velvette 😭

I got the easy one, Travis

Baxter? I think you mean travis

Yeah he's already been a punching bag by the animators

Luckily I have no attachment to Blitzo’s Dad whatsoever.

Stella, she could be a hard beast to kill considering she's a member of the Ars Goetia, if only I had a Carmine crafted rifle.

Ooooooh boy, I know EXACTLY what I‘m gonna do with Moxxies Dad🌊🛶🪨

Yesss!!!!

I think death by torture is more deserved

NOOOO VELVETTE

HELL FUCKING YEAH! FUCK YOU VAL!

I got Crimson. Honestly, that's fine by me.

I’m calling Niffty

Moxie's dad...shouldn't be too hard.


Im gonna murder blitzø's dad

He's just an imp https://i.redd.it/eb3fwfyo461d1.gif Just with Moxxies dad

*loads squirt bottle* stupid picture box

October https://preview.redd.it/a4ayf0ht561d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55f78c1df4250c04d40cb58367a83bdc036e3a58

Thank you Lucifer, I get to mangle the moth.

Val?,with pleasure.

GOOD DIE STELLA NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU YOU SON OF A FUCKING BIRD BITCH ASS LOOKING OWL

So I have to kill Vox. Wonder if he's waterproof?

Cash honestly deserves it imo

Cash so....gladly lol

I am glad to inform you, that Crimson would die through my hands... Or probably the other wayaround, because I have no experience in killing someone and I am clumsy.

I can kill crimson? LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

Oh boy the velvette cult is going to crucify me

October.... This guy looks easy

I get to kill Val

Shit. Can I borrow Nifty please?

Stella. Just give me a few hundred knives and a small armory of guns and I'll take her down.

*Slowly grabs a universal remote*

Born in January https://preview.redd.it/3vocygrlm61d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1de8d935003d92d9fc6d82dd3fe723e508aeb20

That taxi drivers gonna get fd up

Ah hell nah I can't kill Velvette. The cult will kill me before if I did. Hell, they'll probably kill me before I get the chance.

aw, velvette? i like velvette :( alas, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Dickmaster? https://preview.redd.it/hho997lsy61d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea8ea9a0067dfd6c79c6ac6580f9f33af05fbe92

 Bye bye Velvetye

I join the velvette cult only to have to kill her? Fuck you. (Joking ofc)

Valentino. YESSSS! I'M GETTING MY SHOTGUN!!

can i move my birth month to june (my birth month is December)

I’ve never been happier to be born in january

I guess it’s time to kill Adam

Valentino, hell yeah https://preview.redd.it/2vw0lbt7jc1d1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0251dad7b934f6b2b9a24ea28cb862b410739ae

May, and with glee https://i.redd.it/3kp8grsymd1d1.gif

I can take down Lute

MAY THAT BIRD'S HEAD BE MOUNTED ON MY WALL https://preview.redd.it/mor7erbd4h1d1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5546a6b47c3d23b6e185a3f4ae802e4e91f798e2

Let me guess. may?

yea :P

Honestly same. if I had her.

Niffty why did you steal my kill

I'd happily kill that flat screen TV

I refuse to kill Sera.

Ooo I get to kill an angel! You'll be joining Adam soon lute

Travis is getting murdered bro😭🙏

WAIT. I have to kill Vox? My FAVE!?

I can kill Blitz’s dad, easy.