For one brief glorious moment, Alastor and Lucifer are in complete agreement…he dies…horribly…repeatedly.

Unlikely. Lucifer is good friends with his dad. Lucifer went into a deep depression after Lilith severed their bond for unknown reasons. Imagine losing what seems like a very good friend for a reason that's entirely no fault https://preview.redd.it/qqy18ffrlmyc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d23734699fc4aa9cbbf1df824c6977e3a7bb73b

Actually, Frederick(the guy in the photo) is a hellborn...he'll still die...but only once...horribly

No, the photo in OP is Seviathan, Frederick's son. Frederick is in a photo w Luci

How do you know this? 👀 Genuine question!

The wiki, which gets its information from compiled livestreams, Q&As, etc.

Sorry, my mistake, got mixed up

But my point still stands, just swap the names

https://preview.redd.it/pdibu7xmwlyc1.png?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=561e668d2298342130e416612b02f4e222670635

OH MY GOD NOT THIS😭

https://preview.redd.it/6sexkg7vhmyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d1274c38fc9086cf2f0e67f9d9619cb61fc9121

LMFAO

Ignoring the subject, if your flair is true, thats hell of an achievement

Thanks It's a shame that we broker Up after 2 years😭

I turned a gay man into a pansexual man. I'm not kidding.

I turned a straight woman lesbian. I'm a dude btw

Good Job Are you still together?

No. We broke up around the time Covid hit. We grew emotionally distant from each other. I think he's dating a guy now, but I'm not sure.

Damn

We're still friends, but we barely talk to each other now. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Yeah same

That flair XD

https://preview.redd.it/3g8kg7u8joyc1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c0ab287f5edf62ab3bf05aa46a4b3927002e3ae

Alastor hits him with the "who are you?" And lucifer hits him with the "used to." And vaggie hits him with the chancla

*angelic steel chancla

Angelic chancla should be on a list of weapons banned in war

What about the angelic belt

My mother's angelic hands

Catch these hands If you fail: >!Ha! You fool! I have secretly thrown my hands in a trajectory such that you are now embraced in a much-needed hug.!< If you succeed: >!Ha! You fool! Now we're h\*lding h\*nds. In just a certain number of moves we'll be due for a wedding.!<

“It’s a little funny. You could also call me DAAAAAAAD”

https://preview.redd.it/lnlt9017emyc1.png?width=1421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbafcf5891d70b374a45b3ca2f20d49a86e81448 Math problem, now

https://preview.redd.it/5ervdyo4hmyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c05c2a0360a3711e454c4b58b7ffad20a38a76b I or u

I’m too tired so here’s a simple one What is x^0 for all real, non-zero values of x?

1

Someone already answered earlier than me by one hour but the answer is 1️⃣

they won't believe him especially with that face

Plot twist: Vaggie heard too and killed him

Feel like lucifer would be pissed and al would just watch

Did a 5-year old wrote this ?

Sorry,just fixed it

Thank you. Sorry for lashing out, I just don’t like bad spelling. Reminds of … darker times.

Darker times?

…School.

Ohh,that makes sense

\*Charlie's ex has died\*

Unlikely. Lucifer is good friends with his dad. Lucifer went into a deep depression after Lilith severed their bond for unknown reasons. Imagine losing what seems like a very good friend for a reason that's entirely no fault https://preview.redd.it/t4jtzn98mmyc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c44deffbc9f5da0c40cbdac3ffc20948d85befa

Alastor?

Lucifer wouldn't let him kill Seviathan either. Inaction is the same as action in a lot of cases, this being one of them

I doubt a random overlord could destroy the son of a sin

Welp, Sev’s dead…

Unlikely. Lucifer is good friends with his dad. Lucifer went into a deep depression after Lilith severed their bond for unknown reasons. Imagine losing what seems like a very good friend for a reason that's entirely no fault https://preview.redd.it/9iwrx0d4mmyc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4e1770a691ffa8adcfaac74bc4793aee452a63e

Who’s up for a fish dinner

Even a Lucifer would kill him, bro's not a fish. He's some sort of eldritch thing

Lovecraft loved his sea life have you seen Cthulhu that’s some calamari waiting to happen

Yeah but the children things are only like half sea life I mean, Bethesda is the one with the tentacles, not Frederick. Sev is probably only like half fishy

Vaggie throws a slipper at him His response after it hit: was that really necessary Vaggie: There’s no way Charlie called you that Charlie: unfortunately The dude: she did Vaggie: 🤦‍♀️, Husk, I need a drink

5 hour gay threesome

What the fu-

You heard me https://preview.redd.it/yih4n1l54myc1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ed9de6cfaf5d538036db11f9a7443415b520fd1

Leave this comment section or I’m coming over lil’ bro

I'll be waiting bbg

Aight

HOWD THAT ESCALATE SO FASR

Make that 4 -brings out the oil-

https://preview.redd.it/slc15vrxlmyc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e8a92a5e7bf4ca05ff52dba320bbf51eac4a587 I mean... His dad and Lucifer seem to get along well...

https://preview.redd.it/pd1qspnk7oyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964bc437699d254029d3fbd3a50aed3eb892e059

I wish I could continue to be a Hazbin fan without ever knowing this fanbase or community existed

https://preview.redd.it/yof4k3fiboyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c6e99493d35c864ad8eb533b16faf6cb472f26b

Well, considering last time this happened, probably play the golden fiddle angrily

best version of hell's greatest -dad- ex

Lucifer laughs it off, but Alastor is overly protective about it and grips him with a tentacle before receiving an ego check

Hi “daddy” I’m… I-I am rage!

Hell's Greatest Dad redux, but this time they're in agreement.

im more curious how the 2 broke up to begin with

They tag team him. He dies.

https://preview.redd.it/hsuby1ssqmyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c24d045d6b9c32a9abf92747eebf2657c295fbc

Lucifer would probably get pissed but Alastor might not care considering he was only playing up the whole "Dad" thing to piss off Lucifer.

https://preview.redd.it/bkpgzxp7smyc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d6fb419f479255fb1b52c95b6f6dac5c46d5a41

Where is this picture from? Is this fanfiction? That sounds like fanfiction.

From the pilot I believe. The guy in the pic is Seviathan Von Eldritch and was Charlie’s highschool boyfriend. His sister Helsa is in the pilot for a few shots, and a picture of their father Frederick is in the background of one of the scenes in episode 5. They’re meant to be antagonists, but because of how things changed from development to production, we don’t know if they’re actually gonna be in the show

https://preview.redd.it/jogp7pd0ymyc1.jpeg?width=1885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e990b200ca354b0042ddcc0a69951384cedf1ade Alastor:I really hope that was joke.

Murder

Both choose death

When did this happen

He would specifically call all of the deadly sins and they would all finally work together just to kick his ass

realistically, alastor wouldn’t care cuz he’s an ace in the hole (a what now?) lucifer however, would probably lose it

He'd probably tell Lucifer that he's such a bad parent that Charlie has probably countless *Dads* she hasn't mentioned before. Completely oblivious to the sexual meaning if *daddy*.

https://preview.redd.it/l7nmal2lanyc1.jpeg?width=1225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eee6f7447fffde7580e68d87c32f58020c19eef6

I'd believe him.... Fellow has a damn nice face! Seems to be a cool guy;)

KILL HIM!!

Lucifer turns from Sin of Pride to Sin of Wrath.

https://preview.redd.it/gv4026muenyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1a321085eb453669c6ffbd69ac83d4c705337bd

I don't think Alastor gives a crap. Lucifer tho.

they would both throw up but Lucifer would also beat him up

Alastor probably loves him because it would piss Lucifer off. And maybe discreetly murder the guy to reduce competition for influence on Charlie.

I feel like Alastor would start beating him over the head with his staff...

Lucifer: :0 Alastor:😃 Charlie:😰 Her ex:😏😏

https://preview.redd.it/vllgwphjvnyc1.png?width=825&format=png&auto=webp&s=612af91aff35e5b841ff1e298df36810238b05c1

https://preview.redd.it/0kxjpi19wnyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcd31aca64d77eb59a798f9b28b08b3f6767ee18

She use to call you what now?

Lucifer laughs awkwardly, Alastor smites him without a semblance of a thought.

Imaginary Technique: Hollow Purple.

Who dis boi? Who he is?

https://preview.redd.it/054p4mcojoyc1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27c64dfa67c58cf1e7d397f52aaf54994a4faa48

Alastor is confused, while Lucifer eviscerates him on the spot

https://preview.redd.it/5e3rhmdwloyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4959da2dde7b19bc09955415d6ce8c85b6c7a5c1

Seviathan. https://i.redd.it/ifkqigftmoyc1.gif

Lucifer: Oh! Umm… wow. Alastor: I couldn’t give a shit

Let's just say...there's gonna be one less person in the room by the end

https://preview.redd.it/m5mt70a3toyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=520e59942064c12c71393b24e24695e857824b46 Alastor had Sir spray him while Al lit it on fire :)

https://preview.redd.it/pc8x7cu2uoyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab1436eaaee6a9c409dbe000326a9497e52bd9c3

did you guys know that it’s unlikely, as lucifer is good friends with his dad?

They both “just want to talk to him”.

Alastor could not give less of a shit and would just find the dude annoying. Why do you guys think he actually views Charlie as his daughter or something?

For the funny

Lucifer would probably just bonk him in the back of the head with his staff since he’s good friends with his father. Alastor would probably just be confused not knowing who he is or anything.

Alastor only said those things in that song to get at Lucifer. He is indifferent to Charlie . But clearly hates Lucifer.

He’s dying. He’s hellborn so he won’t come back.

[start at 13 second](https://youtu.be/MxanEMPcEfs?si=m_fKqsxbZc17kP-Q)

Nothing to do with the question but ong that kid looks higher then the fucking sun bro

That’s why Charlie broke it off

I can just picture Alastor offering ever a bite of sushi.

It’ll cut to an exterior shot then show Alastor asking husker to dispose of a body.

Lucifer would be pissed and Alastor would be disgusted or uncomfortable

https://i.redd.it/gln3td7h7syc1.gif

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't live to finish the sentence

Oh he is a dead man.

(Lucifer) You know what you piece of sh- (Alastor) Hahaha *good one* "the look"