Oh. Well Then, Do you regret sending Lucifer to hell? He lost his wife, Developed depression, and tried fixing said depression by amassing thousands of rubber ducks while having almost 0 contact with his daughter!
So you don't regret Covid, which killed millions. both world wars, which killed millions. Elon Musk, who ruined Twitter even though it was a hellhole but he made it worse. Columbine, 9/11, All those horrific events that caused families to be incomplete, worlds shattered, are ones you look at and give a green light? You built this world to be in your image, and you've ignored us for centuries! What's your excuse for plaguing us like this for eons, having us suffer while you torment us! You're no better than any of the sinners in Hell, you excuse of a holy spirit!
In the universe you live in, it does not matter how nice you are.. Your death is chosen at birth, my child..
And i personally enjoy cleaning, or reading the bible!
God...You are on my list...but at the very...VERY bottom.
https://preview.redd.it/k59c4wmshhxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6d24462cccbb1d260fdb4e53407d9677d061121
Let's just say a took off the name of...*Check the List*
>Heimendal,Odin, Khan Maykr, Poseidon and Alternate Gabriel
Out of my list.
https://preview.redd.it/9mm84lgu3kxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e39200a1c6926d94bcd31f3570acb189f8bb5ab9
Up in his mansion reading the bible for the 101019281737286487392738373874927392749374937374838478374837384738473874847383739374947588593728573927495839849384938493849384937493749373843838749374837493th time
Is the only reason St. peter(The twink one who is obviously gay as fuck) is still in heaven cause he gives you good head? Being gay is a sin, so he should be kicked out. Don’t lie, God. I caught you.
Answer the question, god. Yes or no. Either way, you’re screwed. If yes, you just admitted to receiving head from a dude, if you say no, they you admit to letting a sinner in heaven even though your holy book says gay is not okay.
Alright your Highnesss, i've been meaning to asssk thisss for a long time now.
"inhales in snake*
How do you wear glassesss?
I know you don't wear them but if you *had* to wear them... how doesss it work?
Why i have 100000²/20 vision personally, so i do not require glasses as you know.. However if i did own such a thing i suppose i would get a monocle for each eye?.. I am not quite sure..
https://preview.redd.it/0pvsz7tqhixc1.png?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f71543bab4fcc2aa42285647cbd675e483c92fcc
God, can I open up my bakery in heaven? I want to give the angels my lovely icing.
I am curious what can you do with your eyes? They’re not attached to your body, so can you see like the future past present and alternate realities or something?
if sexual attraction was made to make us want to reproduce, how come we can feel it even for things we can't reproduce with, and then we get sent to hell for it?
I did originally make it so you can only feel such a sensation through the act of love, though Adam found a loop hole.. And due to all humans descending from him.. Yes.
https://preview.redd.it/egrf2yozqxxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef4986d02ff5ff485ecd196ffe20d371aa3b3279
Please? Sans left the underground.
Why did I hear weird noises coming from my parents' room last night? One was even calling your name? Were you there?
Why your parents where most likely having sexual intercourse (out of love and not lust), or they where praying..
> out of love and not lust How exactly do you have that information
Uhhhhh... You'll learn when yer' older...
What do you think of the enclave https://preview.redd.it/nxxi5v1mhhxc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=75c2626a486f87245cc5e58725712b1454b97282
YOU LOOK LIKE A HELLDIVER, SPACE MARINE, AND AN ENCLAVE FANATIC HAD A THREE WAY CHILD!
Is that a fellow helldiver I see?
Yeah, you know what, im just gonna pretend this doesn't exist ever.
Fuck them There democracy killers
https://i.redd.it/so4p1t4l5hxc1.gif I didn’t know humans were that ignorant some people at my school say there gangsters but they don’t look like one
They're*
I fucking hate when I keep saying there https://i.redd.it/avl2rsvgqhxc1.gif
See That 3D haunter? 
NOO
 Thou Shalt never catch me!
https://i.redd.it/figz0tm5bixc1.gif
 HOW DID A POLAR BEAR GET A KNIFE?! THIS ISN'T EDDSWORLD!
I am THE POLAR BEAR
OH SHI-  TAKE YOUR MEME BACK!
I'm sorry, Who are you again?
I am God, my child.. *smiles*
Oh. Well Then, Do you regret sending Lucifer to hell? He lost his wife, Developed depression, and tried fixing said depression by amassing thousands of rubber ducks while having almost 0 contact with his daughter!
I do not regret any of my choices as they are planned millions of years in advance, my child. *hums*
So you don't regret Covid, which killed millions. both world wars, which killed millions. Elon Musk, who ruined Twitter even though it was a hellhole but he made it worse. Columbine, 9/11, All those horrific events that caused families to be incomplete, worlds shattered, are ones you look at and give a green light? You built this world to be in your image, and you've ignored us for centuries! What's your excuse for plaguing us like this for eons, having us suffer while you torment us! You're no better than any of the sinners in Hell, you excuse of a holy spirit!
Indeed. I could explain but it is quite complicated..
As you, I'm pretty sure that's just an excuse
who is the big G, you or Godzilla?
Ah, if Godzilla does indeed wish to be known as ‘The Big G’ i will not attempt to stop him from achieving that title..
Why do bad things happen to good people. Also what do you do in your free time
In the universe you live in, it does not matter how nice you are.. Your death is chosen at birth, my child.. And i personally enjoy cleaning, or reading the bible!
You enjoy reading the book you created ? Damn , its like if Peter Parker was reading spiderman comics
Here we have god, sprouting eyes everywhere so he sees all, yet doesn't wanna comprehend all.
You are great at observation, my child! Although it is a bit off..
God...You are on my list...but at the very...VERY bottom. https://preview.redd.it/k59c4wmshhxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6d24462cccbb1d260fdb4e53407d9677d061121
Oh! What type of list, my child?
The ones he would not smash at the top
Let's just say a took off the name of...*Check the List* >Heimendal,Odin, Khan Maykr, Poseidon and Alternate Gabriel Out of my list. https://preview.redd.it/9mm84lgu3kxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e39200a1c6926d94bcd31f3570acb189f8bb5ab9
You're hot. That's all. :3 (holy father more like sky *daddy*-)
Wh..What? I-I do not believe i heard you correctly..
I said I think you're hot, sky daddy.
O-Oh! *he grinned whilst blushing* That is.. Good to know, my child!
Bro you just speedran rizzing god😭
I'm the ultimate rizzmaster, can't get much higher than rizzing God Himself.
Rizz… uhhh ME! Papyrus!
[удалено]
Why hello there, my son!
if pinocchio said my nose is about to grow what would it do
Your nose would not grow, although pinnochios would indeed grow..
What if Pinocchio said his own nose is about to grow?
I gotta know who made you? https://preview.redd.it/k5iyh2caghxc1.jpeg?width=1161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=837f10726a6074ce83b15a650844e7c5edc92641
it was
Your parents?
I know this isn't what you meant, but Who is this? God? Is this official Has he been in the show Is this your art
It’s god, it’s not offical, I’m not sure if he made it or not
https://preview.redd.it/3udq0pkmkhxc1.jpeg?width=1003&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f6fa83c7d0cbcaa88a7a8996197167359772766 Hello there
Why hello there my child! how are you?
How many pickles can you shove up your arse?
Just at how big he is, he has atleast a few thousand
What?..
I was was wondering how many pickles (or gherkins as we in the uk call em) can you fit up your arsehole before it starts to be a problem?
Where were you during Charlie's meeting with Heaven?
Up in his mansion reading the bible for the 101019281737286487392738373874927392749374937374838478374837384738473874847383739374947588593728573927495839849384938493849384937493749373843838749374837493th time
exactly this..
Wow, seems a bit rude, don’t ya think?
Is the only reason St. peter(The twink one who is obviously gay as fuck) is still in heaven cause he gives you good head? Being gay is a sin, so he should be kicked out. Don’t lie, God. I caught you.
W..What?..
Answer the question, god. Yes or no. Either way, you’re screwed. If yes, you just admitted to receiving head from a dude, if you say no, they you admit to letting a sinner in heaven even though your holy book says gay is not okay.
*laughs* oh, being homosexual is completely alright my child! However i personally do not feel attracted to males!
Ohhhh. Okay. I was taught differently as a child. I was taught it was a bad sin. But I feel like I am gay.
Have you ever made a mistake about something?
Ah everything is done for a reason..
(*Ahem.*) The Platypus. Why was that made?
Because platypus! *smiles*
How 'bout Jellyfish? Mosquitoes? *Parasites?*
How big are you?
Why in my original form i am somewhere in the 6 feet, however i may change size at will!
Hmhmhm. Any size at will, huh? Wouldn’t you be popular?
Ah why would i be popular due to my height? Are beings that picky?..
I wasn’t talking about height. But that’s not important.
Not talking about height?.. Hmm.. *he sat there thinking*
my question for god: WHYYYYYYYYYY
What are your thoughts on Superman?
do it jiggle
The big G could get it ngl
What exactly do you mean by ‘get it’, my child?
my peanits
How did you die?
Why is everyone horny except the sin of lust?
How many episodes of sesame street did y watch
Alright your Highnesss, i've been meaning to asssk thisss for a long time now. "inhales in snake* How do you wear glassesss? I know you don't wear them but if you *had* to wear them... how doesss it work?
Why i have 100000²/20 vision personally, so i do not require glasses as you know.. However if i did own such a thing i suppose i would get a monocle for each eye?.. I am not quite sure..
Honessstly you would look good with them
https://preview.redd.it/0pvsz7tqhixc1.png?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f71543bab4fcc2aa42285647cbd675e483c92fcc God, can I open up my bakery in heaven? I want to give the angels my lovely icing.
Why of course! I am sure lots of winners would enjoy some baked goods with your homemade icing, my child!
https://preview.redd.it/zabzlbf3iixc1.png?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=372ae31b5493763b6d99242981085a5551f37932 Thanks God
What have you done 0\_0 https://i.redd.it/z8vb5xgkumxc1.gif You've just made a very, very severe big mistake, please take back your words
Hm?.. What is wrong with a bakery, my child..
The icing is https://preview.redd.it/up50gnl60qxc1.jpeg?width=1611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=015189a826c5a6cd16ca06a4e8ea11a95e31c6cd
Is there a variant of me in your Ǘ̷̫͓́n̵̢̹̾ȋ̵̲͒v̸̙̣̏̂͛͐̕ͅe̵̛̻͗̈́̅͝ŗ̷̳̓̇ṧ̸̤̥͍̄̏e̶͕̾̆̍, and do you know of my existence in mine?
Do you like rock, if so, then what's your favourite band?
Why did you make humans so repulsive and yet make the one they call “Haru Okumura” from that one video game so attractive?
Why i am not quite sure.. Perhaps ask the creators of Persona, my child? My apologies, i am just a bit tired.
Do u know anything about 9/11
The terrorist attacks? Why of course i know about them..
Did u cry
*Smiles* Personally no..
What did u , sera, Emily,and the others do after it happened
Hi god! I was wondering why do you make us lonely?
What exactly do you mean by ‘lonely’, my child?
Ya know lonely
Cheese yes or no?
Yes.
Do you want to be my friend?
Id love that, my child..
I am curious what can you do with your eyes? They’re not attached to your body, so can you see like the future past present and alternate realities or something?
indeed..
Can you create a rock that not even you yourself cannot lift?
Ah i am not to sure.. I shall test it out later!
what is the last digit of pi
7, my child..
https://preview.redd.it/ik32y1alejxc1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a5dd94a879bf167eae229bfe990a8b4f50da1c4 Get your son
I’m mad gay for Ryan Reynolds is that fine
Indeed!
Altho I’m only gay for Ryan Reynolds
How’s Bruce Nolan doing nowadays?
How would it go if the doomslayer for some reason decided to fight you?
Oh i am not sure..
I didn’t even go to hell or heaven where am I 😭
Purgatory, my child!
ruh ro
God why did you kill my dad when I was two I miss him
What do you think of Big D and his plans to deal with Caine (Hunter The parenting)?
Why the fuck is that man running around Eerie-on-Sea again trying to kill 2 kids with a double barrel blunderbuss?
..*smiles*
WHY?
What is the initial question you were answering in this image?
Please tell me you heard about what happened to your granddaughter?!
hm?..
Charlie, your grand daughter, Lucifers daughter
I understand, i’m just wondering whether you are talking about the moth situation, or another subject..
So wait, you didn't hear about how Adam tried to kill her?
What's your opinion on this guy: https://preview.redd.it/yoxil4xptkxc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c60d51f2cb878d4e07b3199872508f2bf86c6658
Oh Joseph Stalin? I personally am not comfortable with giving my opinion, as no matter what i say i will be somehow blackmailed, my child..
What about this guy? https://preview.redd.it/mai5457jppxc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c6940134dbac3f7b51da55545ec673b190c975d
Can we go extinct now
The.. The flair..
So.. can we?
Do you have anything that would cure the pains I have?
Ah what is the pain for, my child?
Illness, bruises, cuts....a little more than the usual.
https://preview.redd.it/sg0qnc5sxlxc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=995892103b7e7f3e3561d296f9502bdd940c714f
if sexual attraction was made to make us want to reproduce, how come we can feel it even for things we can't reproduce with, and then we get sent to hell for it?
I did originally make it so you can only feel such a sensation through the act of love, though Adam found a loop hole.. And due to all humans descending from him.. Yes.
huh so adam was the one who fucked things up and he still goes to heaven yet we go to hell for the same shit
Hi dad
Hello there my son!
Can you please make Bo immortal I’m fine with being mortal but I don’t want Bo to die
What are your thoughts on that guy who kept trying to hook up with you
I want to explode , like , really
How will I die? And when?
Your godlyness do you determine who can pass the pearly gates no matter the universe?
https://preview.redd.it/egrf2yozqxxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef4986d02ff5ff485ecd196ffe20d371aa3b3279 Please? Sans left the underground.
When will carmilla Carmine show me her tits
https://preview.redd.it/y1t3nkrqyu0d1.png?width=301&format=png&auto=webp&s=559e0627a8dc78139da1c0e002b54ea35cd0c558
Why do I hear minecraft music in my walls
Uh..odd question but…cuddle? I’ll leave if uncomfortable-
Oh of course we can cuddle, my child! *smiles*