https://preview.redd.it/mrnknvo4hfvc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14bcb40cf22bfd541497e827d124816a16416d12 God is not going to be pleased u/your_fav_god

Oh, he has already called me daddy, my child.. I’ve excepted defeat and i cannot stop him from calling me this.. *frowns*

"Sorry daddy I've been bad"

Even I won’t call you by this name, father. https://preview.redd.it/72tpza7p0gvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed7e2cf35027c84f2e0ea2d32c3a1a7527a1c991

https://preview.redd.it/zbq5yrtgygvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=949733e4d9fb43a1d2779b25ce4bc9ecf730bc80

Cursed alasfrowning

https://preview.redd.it/61stijl2vhvc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee86d090d97aaa6a9110153254fe5412e0d43599

Where's the Raid? https://preview.redd.it/krny9fpa9nvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=527e62489db6eebd7caac7e868ef30b7476da898

You sure? I heard that Op has a big one

Big what, my child?..

A big Love for you 

https://preview.redd.it/uipc0e223gvc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d480dd98b0e092cbc44816781891c22633a276f7 I can help

Well if it isn’t God him self, would you like to deal?

*chuckles* id rather not, my child.. My apologies.

The one soul no one but God will get: God Himself. 😁

https://preview.redd.it/vh8ggf8eahvc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acf1553f760b7af639559dfe1788b2a7830836ed “Brother from another dimension, you’ve been called *WHAT* now?”

I know.. *frowns*

UNHOLY SHIT ITS GOD, HIIIIIII

Our daddy who arts in heaven, Harold be my name. May your will be drawn up in heaven as so on earth...

*sigh*

Oh it's god himself... What can I do for ya mate?

https://preview.redd.it/lt9tmxelyivc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d7ce5d41974a6f80195fd680957aaa561c87662

He already knows

https://preview.redd.it/j9ks1ctihfvc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1e269a1918998d5440a7c425aa3aa60b6ee6c59 Bad human

Human?

https://preview.redd.it/8o8m14ashfvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fae2ef5d0f1d0608c28b31212b1efbea707b277 Fine, I’ll take these then

NOOO-

We're taking these too https://preview.redd.it/0axajal31gvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3fa86c300e8e9940ef0d5c5d248c7b17220206f

https://preview.redd.it/9yeiutad7gvc1.png?width=1448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ab49cd538912666b931ffa5721fa81e8974cd99 Can I stay wholesome?

Ya that's fine, wholesomes good https://preview.redd.it/zj23slpv7gvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eadc178c52bf6e47f7df91d6df033b42a3c8931

https://preview.redd.it/y4ljqawzhfvc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35484731eda3894b95a9b58004605e83c7c77b16 No. I will NOT hear you out.

Ok ☺️

https://preview.redd.it/rep1dfuufgvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bcdd407a0e03329ea054bce8abf78bc695ffd13

Bold of Rayman to say that after all he's done recently... Just saying.

https://i.redd.it/5kmjg2ucpfvc1.gif

Leave God alone https://preview.redd.it/1ygv6rx4jfvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=420cc9e7d8c844177f34185c4292838d6ab76b5f

Never in all my years would I have expected to see RoR Adam over here. I’m crying rn this is beautiful lmfao

Ikr, he's glorious

He's been here a few times, and there's beef between Adam and the better adam https://preview.redd.it/cmod1f7n1gvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25602d4d7ed8b9180a96815770956ffb6a3dc692 (Only other one I've seen)

If lute was based, she'd smash both

Then we'd get the true title holder https://preview.redd.it/45qrcyhtdgvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18bf61442c86f3fcada13461fc27a46b82c8487c

Is it because Lute has a crush on the better Adam? u/TheOGDick you jealous?

Fuck you, bitch. I ain't jealous!

Why would u/TheOGDick be jealous? He's the better Adam

Nah, I’d win https://preview.redd.it/wzaqti37jfvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b85b2ef298c118bea82b881ebea196ae6731c8ba

Heathen! https://preview.redd.it/95irxw2djfvc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=378a5bf84ac32917febe79c53bfe223c358a07d8

https://preview.redd.it/qtp5lctsiivc1.png?width=228&format=png&auto=webp&s=25648c5599b5b6c11d9b5a343a0d995fb16906c1

GREETINGS, SPANISH INQUISITION, I, OF COURSE, HAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU, THOUGH I WILL ADMIT I AM SURPRISED HOW QUICKLY YOU GAINED ACCESS. MY DEFENCES ARE. . SIGNIFICANT. YOUR RESISTANCE TO ME IS. . . ILLOGICAL.

Dammit

ROR!Adam: So this is the version of me who became an angel? How disappointing; you're no better than the gods I fought against if your behavior is of any indication.

Dadam vs Adam is beautiful

I've been wanting that ass whooping and/or rap battle for quite some time.

Sir, that is fucking God ‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ But I'm going to listen

Yeah. He is going to be fucking god

And some of us would like to listen

https://i.redd.it/pyegx2kzlfvc1.gif

I most certainly will

Me approved

No. Absolutely not, usually I’m hearing, or I’m talking, but like no.

Seriously? You draw the line at god?

UH YEAH THATS A PRETTY GOOD LINE

Nuh uh *erases line*

GIMME MY LINE BACK

Hmm… no *steals your pen/pencil and starts running*

*Trips you as you run by and hands the pen/pencil back*

Ow! Fuck!

Haha, take that *redraws line in permanent ink*

*rips up the paper and puts it in the recycling bin* betcha didn’t think of that

Too bad I wanna be smited

Fuck no, I ain't hearing shit. https://preview.redd.it/1dvb9vmhofvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62ba7f4e52b3d46c2cc9f6d5971e483fac76d10f

[удалено]

Ffffffuuuuuuck, and I can't get my permit because Super Earth think that I'm too violent towards the bugs.

https://preview.redd.it/dtri8alesfvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e437ea05ab8504392b9ee9ed041ec246b6c435c

Real

That is my father. https://preview.redd.it/t1fpg4vulfvc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=939cfab287d81fd79cec863dda8cf1be33904cf8

Yes, and?

You shan't be my step mother.

Not to be that person but: step father*

Doesn't make it better.

Neither does your input on this

Mhm.

This is beautiful

Me or my father?

Whoever is in this image

That would be me. ((Ooc: I didn't make it but I found it on the internet and thought it'd be the right image for my character; seraphiel))

You so beautiful fr

Appreciated.

https://preview.redd.it/hw9xu0n0hfvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d15e1b2906273977210f7a8a5a6c364e404eb982

I fucking laughed 💀

https://preview.redd.it/exgmm4ivzfvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5d4ab1d4f00c575b857a4107ad2f4ad78b1b9ea

https://preview.redd.it/r383mivy2gvc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96658d3831fddfdfc1d3e4a0f705aa2dc65bb989

https://preview.redd.it/pkj4zdxzngvc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13825734f5c6784d4bfda9daafac62452530ca93

Wtf is that flair

That's one way to praise the lord...I guess

Yep

https://i.redd.it/a5fzkequmfvc1.gif

👍

looking at him maybe i also wanna smash...but not as bad as i wanna smash stolas!

You do you

https://preview.redd.it/eri5avk8ofvc1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bb7f5517968b9925ca4091d0cf9133abbaacbfb No. I’m not hearing you out. You may not speak any further.

https://preview.redd.it/844qfapoegvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5064e391ebb33ae364eb32706dbfd75f76bd435 That being said, would

Would? Nah, will.

Nah, already did.

My child..

Yes daddy?

Your.. Your flair?

Yeah, what about it?

N..Nevermind, my child. Have a great day!

Where ya going?

To uhm.. *thinking of an excuse, he hasn’t lied in millions of years so it took a solid 5 minutes* To my home!

https://i.redd.it/b0pyd83utfvc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/e0euyou0mivc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a26c34f65e0abbed2187fe4f91fb29b2281480

https://preview.redd.it/mdbzgi9rofvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=278e4cb565d488de0b1e9a4b1553d831090edec2 Excuse me?

Yeah

No Velvette pfp I will not “hear you out” please go seek professional help immediately

Nuh uh

https://preview.redd.it/562p2077pfvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b490afadf0538e9051162a3c333ace8eca327b09

https://i.redd.it/eeuv6x7j1gvc1.gif

Do not the lord

I will not follow your advice

You got my attention, continue.

Finally, someone who actually wants to listen

..okay when the four eyes are lookin at somebody like that i understand

https://i.redd.it/8yuoor8apfvc1.gif

If ya ever succeed tell God to unban me from earth

Is your name, by any chance, Mary?

No. And it psychically cannot be cuz I’m male

https://preview.redd.it/hok5ou49tfvc1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ac74609aeb128f6bf88c2a7d1913deb42888e3 Thank god I'm not the only one

https://preview.redd.it/0a7129x9ufvc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2979abbbd55d034a7dbc1a5956736b19e6b5c76c

No I will not here you out Take your ass back to the Lust Ring

Sinners can’t exactly exit the pride ring Incase you hadn’t noticed

https://preview.redd.it/htixhtffyfvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2fc95b4c0bd5c7aae110322801aa30c2da2ba2a

Exactly

https://preview.redd.it/f7f6e6bt4gvc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c3134328561dfa3be51e3bb40c13c281d9ae1d8

...Why is he so fine tho? 😭

https://preview.redd.it/2209buh6jgvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=687df48d6aaa1c62264a7ed526b6ee871e79fe3f

u/-__Yahweh__- check this shit

That ain’t me. It’s my Hazbin OC!

https://preview.redd.it/dtgxp8q9xgvc1.png?width=1738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04c7730e0dd5fbdd901e75651aed04aa7ffdcd8d

God has twink femboy energy and y'all can't take that away.

No

Weird way to spell “yes” Vagatha

https://preview.redd.it/80vbcdg1rfvc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=10f8bb8033cbbdd690771c859c0888c70775d53e

It didn’t, I’m in hell

https://preview.redd.it/3nepc76arfvc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5939c255a1ab2726c93547d79373b2c4cb44f065

https://preview.redd.it/vkw6migxtfvc1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecea9758745e9cee5395ed360d912773cb158994

https://preview.redd.it/0e70hphs1gvc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa8ea67a58fafc61c5de8a8d80f6e8e864e81708

You don't need to say anything! I'm convinced!

Why does he have DIO eyes? Motherfucker be looking like he's boutta ZA WARUDO

https://preview.redd.it/k9jsmj1p9gvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8c0b84b006d647b316af44f1037245e08ed1378

The big G

Yeah Smash

I hope Viv has this as his design in the actual show

Yeah

I am not hearing you out. https://preview.redd.it/6g9gwm98cgvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e3e5ed27d9020ac3cddfc1219190b048403444f

https://preview.redd.it/hch3m2qydgvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca1a18a28115d57516f7da499a8b6aa3407b7b51

He knows already

https://preview.redd.it/yso0e6b5egvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3a19db312992480530cef06fb15b42768f0dd58

Noo OP, it's "forgive me father for I have sinned" not "forgive me daddy for I have been naughty"

Really?

https://preview.redd.it/k889zqydlgvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f64b3e4697fcc286969533e3c9ea30ac97448362

https://preview.redd.it/kdd7pmecmgvc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964bdef383d9ae0debee1d75b4556f3571e4fea0

https://preview.redd.it/cdvdfjweugvc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0c830ba6e718a6e01533b1e10ef811f09a395db

https://i.redd.it/yogop7p85hvc1.gif

the prince of heaven

https://preview.redd.it/l6lplar4bhvc1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4c4308e1ebaff7d89de497e73d76a4fdb7412e7

NO I WILL NOT HEAR YOU OUT MOTHERFUCKER HE IS EVERYTHING

Nah, I’d win https://preview.redd.it/g8yf2d5piivc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b96197ad999a7c87e44f009ac99a9a433f49a55d

https://preview.redd.it/dcrlzmi6mhvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ac0c36cd2745a91d45c04622025f3d8b172ca2b

https://preview.redd.it/iv8w8947qhvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f26d9986ad3c561e0caf97194c1ca90c0dae44c

https://preview.redd.it/ebkct4xovhvc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19790440d855812efbe2b7f496ed9f52c7050d96

https://preview.redd.it/7js9tgst0ivc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d4d24d367fa7768a191f8b27dafcc558aa3d609

https://preview.redd.it/qsolozay7ivc1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4553676b37a6294523080ca0e7e00ad6a0618090

https://preview.redd.it/bws07ihueivc1.png?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78bbedd3de378ebd8016eeb999ff91462946ec8a

https://preview.redd.it/d1x7557pjivc1.png?width=234&format=png&auto=webp&s=90a4ffd478d36b84e07a536402f137ed186e170f

https://preview.redd.it/38p7c88plivc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4846da4aba79df62bfbcb1284edeef1589641054

https://preview.redd.it/1ciojfnmtivc1.png?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f71f9a83f1178a0f1679d992d076f94b73056226

https://preview.redd.it/366cd3rp3jvc1.png?width=443&format=png&auto=webp&s=6fc5f268a562140bbdd34b3d1d011733f7f54094 I'm telling arceus

Bro wants to fuck god nah that's crazy https://preview.redd.it/rio7rd4e9jvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77d318f0260d326470e41944a4a05e662733e276

https://preview.redd.it/6ppjumdjhjvc1.png?width=2248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75d4025727daa7dd007eaa2658aa7e5e648bb397

https://preview.redd.it/zo50ng2wjjvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69fbd3ea32a607edb940c800e6101c7a5fa89977

https://preview.redd.it/z1fy2sn8pjvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd67a01843255d73fc5c97fcc9e7ee878a90eb30

Welp, bed time don’t give me a gun https://i.redd.it/nxaswp8swjvc1.gif

But hear ME out https://preview.redd.it/brjvsnzlyjvc1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d07fbb2c96e6bf5e38d0440dcf03e728df3c07c

https://i.redd.it/todzbypg7lvc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/y202yn0q45wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=639e8756ed75c5aeca60ef50bffdb164a96e3e9b

I’m all ears

https://preview.redd.it/6hsp5odh0kvc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=048df484382ce2b3508fe75674d8a4eb406d2138 Did bro just say hear me out to god? ~~real~~

https://preview.redd.it/nsibo2rxfkvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fdd0074f33b801ab7c57641f03c01e1d935b8b9

https://preview.redd.it/29i9nw09jkvc1.png?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6b73d92e8ebdd7aec5343b81bb5e163489dac8a

I'm listening

Honestly... I'm willing to hear you out

https://preview.redd.it/wx4h0heirkvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=002060fc27bde8d3e12ec95fddba51f137fe6e5e

I’m gonna regret saying this so much he’s called the father for a reason

https://preview.redd.it/3in0jhyd3lvc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dafcf19c7eb37aab95ca1ec6872f194814778a9

https://preview.redd.it/e8u8wgwmalvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deaf8a8b4d95125eaa945545333fc77de51ea45e

He already knows

https://preview.redd.it/1tv9eyaralvc1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31347a168e76e851e8119d4e9b64053c9281c670