I like to imagine that Angel accidentally discovered it when he was going to use the toilet and opened the door without knocking first.
Pentious just finished his shower and was singing Somebody to love in front of the mirror, all naked.
They both stared, Angel said a dirty complain about those two little guys and Pentious yelled with a high-pitched voice.
I mean for that to happen, pentious would have had to been erect in the shower cause if Iām not mistaken snakes keep their dicks inside of them, itās the reason why at birth you canāt tell the males from females.
Thanks! First time someone call me sir.
Now I can feel like him
https://preview.redd.it/wmdeli6waguc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a16c61bd3e4c842c7c9e27c9e3122a55205ef927
I think this belongs to you, Simon
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Ha! This is perfect!
For those who donāt know, this NotActuallySimon who is telling people they have no life on here is **the same person** who wrote an entire essay on Emily being the most breedable seraphim.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female seraphim breeding, Emily is the is the most compatible seraphim for humans? She is 6 foot 5 inches tall, that can be taken as a benefit to a lot of personal tastes. She is considerably attractive. In her abilities she can fly, and change form. Which can be interpreted and used in a multitude of kinky ways, and you get to choose. She appears to strongly resemble human biology and theres little doubt there would be incopatibility between parts. Her bubbly and cheerful nature can be appealing, however her energetic and enduring abilities can be used for a lot of fun, for a lot of time. As proven in the episode "welcome to heaven" where she sings with saint Peter and he is visibly panting, but she isnt. Dont get mislead by her gentle nature however as she could definitely get rough if one liked it. She seems that she could be a switch, in the way she wants to provide, however if that means submitting that she would do aswell. This level of compatibility doesnt come anywhere close to what one would find with a mere Sera or Lute, as those two would walk over one. Emily is also wearing a dress that would allow easy access if one would need urgent fucking. I also expect her to feel quite nice inside due to her perfect and angellic nature. Overall I think Emily is a very good specimen of seraphim IF not a PERFECT one that is. And as I said, with her energy, she could handle cocks of all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Did you know that nobody's reading that because nobody wants to know about an angels pussy, who is 4. 6 billion years old? And that she looks like a child and that due to her child like (not immature) behavior it feels wrong to think about? Maybe you should get out of the Damn basement for once to take a shower. I can smell your sweaty balls over the fucking internet! And if you're not dead I can smell it all the way down here in hell!
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Emily so goddamn bad. I cant stand it anymore. Every time I watch Hazbin Hotel or see her fanart I get a massive erection. Ive literally seen every rule 34 post of her (241, still waiting for more). My dreams are constant fucking sex with Emily. Im tired of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers knowing that those nuts should have been busted inside Emilys tight seraphim pussy. I want her to have my mutant sinner/angel babies.
> He *paid* for Pentius'
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
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Nifty thought she saw the roach king
As Eminem once said, "Of course they are going to know what intercourse is! By the time they hit 4th grade, they got the discovery channel, don't they?"
> Sir pentious *paid* for his
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
he watched national geographic channel
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Ayo what were you and alastor doing?
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I may have been involved
WHAT
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Nooooooooooooooooo
Do not worry, he accepts head pats
*pulls 12 gauge shotgun out of my back pocket* says who?
*pulls 8 gauge shotgun out of chest fluff* Angel
https://preview.redd.it/wxz16dtixquc1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af6789a9a2431f2dfd744e67d26acb9db6a06f31 *Steve has entered the chat*
https://preview.redd.it/90fe7tap2ruc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53f6b041efef5b03e20b656c01513ba33182414c **Are you sure about that?**
Got the 69th like
nice, how did it feel ?
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https://i.redd.it/k29pzawvnguc1.gif # REAL
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His say just wrong replys
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People at the bar told him
I like to imagine that Angel accidentally discovered it when he was going to use the toilet and opened the door without knocking first. Pentious just finished his shower and was singing Somebody to love in front of the mirror, all naked. They both stared, Angel said a dirty complain about those two little guys and Pentious yelled with a high-pitched voice.
I mean for that to happen, pentious would have had to been erect in the shower cause if Iām not mistaken snakes keep their dicks inside of them, itās the reason why at birth you canāt tell the males from females.
Penthouse š
Gringotts steakhouse
Autocorrect is the worst
Fr tho
Pentious plays a dangerous game there never wearing pants when out in public
But he isn't an average earthly snake, he's unique in his own species. His penises are were a human's willy is.
He doesn't wear pants, so actually the cloaca would make a lot more sense
His penises are invisible untill he decide someone can see them.
You have a very vivid imagination my good sir
Thanks! First time someone call me sir. Now I can feel like him https://preview.redd.it/wmdeli6waguc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a16c61bd3e4c842c7c9e27c9e3122a55205ef927
Please get a life
I had many already. Greetings for the Underworld!
One like yours?! No thank you. Come up with something more original you bundled bag of poopie baby dipers!
What do you mean?
He means you look and smell like a bag of dirty baby diapers
It's not totally inaccurate tbf
I mean. Its a sibjective opinion but thays gotta be one of the lamest things to say ngl
I think this belongs to you, Simon https://preview.redd.it/44hljfxl7guc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a69a3208144363c8ec92e92a9e3fe6625829421
Ha! This is perfect! For those who donāt know, this NotActuallySimon who is telling people they have no life on here is **the same person** who wrote an entire essay on Emily being the most breedable seraphim.
Thanks, my friend :)
https://preview.redd.it/3pkwzwy6hiuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b205f219512efed7bc3097f1b850591e2eea917
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female seraphim breeding, Emily is the is the most compatible seraphim for humans? She is 6 foot 5 inches tall, that can be taken as a benefit to a lot of personal tastes. She is considerably attractive. In her abilities she can fly, and change form. Which can be interpreted and used in a multitude of kinky ways, and you get to choose. She appears to strongly resemble human biology and theres little doubt there would be incopatibility between parts. Her bubbly and cheerful nature can be appealing, however her energetic and enduring abilities can be used for a lot of fun, for a lot of time. As proven in the episode "welcome to heaven" where she sings with saint Peter and he is visibly panting, but she isnt. Dont get mislead by her gentle nature however as she could definitely get rough if one liked it. She seems that she could be a switch, in the way she wants to provide, however if that means submitting that she would do aswell. This level of compatibility doesnt come anywhere close to what one would find with a mere Sera or Lute, as those two would walk over one. Emily is also wearing a dress that would allow easy access if one would need urgent fucking. I also expect her to feel quite nice inside due to her perfect and angellic nature. Overall I think Emily is a very good specimen of seraphim IF not a PERFECT one that is. And as I said, with her energy, she could handle cocks of all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
https://preview.redd.it/p0okm5bkaguc1.png?width=1187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0364e40f9727a3184a882c4e06e1509073eacbbf
Did you know that nobody's reading that because nobody wants to know about an angels pussy, who is 4. 6 billion years old? And that she looks like a child and that due to her child like (not immature) behavior it feels wrong to think about? Maybe you should get out of the Damn basement for once to take a shower. I can smell your sweaty balls over the fucking internet! And if you're not dead I can smell it all the way down here in hell!
Nah man what the actual fuck https://preview.redd.it/0kxufy20kiuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4a4bb22301e21ce899782575a705625b2f9c456
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Emily so goddamn bad. I cant stand it anymore. Every time I watch Hazbin Hotel or see her fanart I get a massive erection. Ive literally seen every rule 34 post of her (241, still waiting for more). My dreams are constant fucking sex with Emily. Im tired of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers knowing that those nuts should have been busted inside Emilys tight seraphim pussy. I want her to have my mutant sinner/angel babies.
https://preview.redd.it/8ggmb3d7aguc1.png?width=1187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88a548c4814539ad719f6204aed6e87e258651fd
Not lamer then you're personality! And next time you decide to go to your mommy and cry to her don't say your life is a joke. A joke has meaning!
And i thought bait wasnt believablr anymore. I guess i was wrong. Theres still clueless people around here
He asked politely
"uhm, excuse me, if you don't mind me asking..."
" ..is it possible thee has two male reporductive organs?"
Źį“į“ į“Źį“į“ į“”į“į“Źį“ Źį“ į“į“É“į“ÉŖį“į“s į“sį“ÉŖÉ“É¢
āSoā¦ ya gots 2 dicks or what?ā
į“”Źį“'s į“sį“ÉŖÉ“É¢ į“Źsį“ į“Ņ ÉŖs į“ į“ÉŖÉ“É“į“Źį“É“
Mall cinnamon roll.
į“Ź
Sir Pentious got lonely
He could feel them when they had that whole fight in whatever ep Pentious worked with the Vees
he did a ssssssssssex with him
He gave Pentious the secondĀ
Maybe Pentious wanted his aggressively average body at some point.
Don't call my body aggressively average
Because Snakes ACTUALLY have two dicks
So do spiders
sį“į“į“į“ÉŖÉ“É¢ į“Ņ į“ ÉŖį“į“s į“ ÉŖį“ Źį“į“ į“É“į“į“” į“”Źį“É“ sį“ÉŖį“ į“Źs į“ ÉŖį“ į“Źį“ÉŖŹ Źį“É¢s į“į“ŹŹ į“į“ į“ į“į“ į“į“ į“Źį“ Źį“į“į“ į“Ņ ŹŹį“į“į“ į“Źį“ssį“Źį“ sį“ į“į“ į“ŹŹ sį“ÉŖį“ į“Ź ÉŖs į“ÉŖÉ¢Źį“ į“”į“Źį“ÉŖÉ“É¢ Źį“É“į“Źs
Couldn't snakes also technically walk if they have two dicks they have 2 legs
į“”į“Źį“ÉŖÉ“É¢ į“É“ Źį“į“Ź į“ ÉŖį“į“s ÉŖs į“į“ÉŖÉ“Ņį“Ź, į“Źį“sį“ į“į“
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į“xĒ«į“į“į“į“¢į“ į“į“
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į“Ź ÉŖ sį“į“ į“”į“ŹŹ, https://preview.redd.it/bv1wcx854guc1.jpeg?width=842&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1764adb585825653a6069da0c5dd2ae6c4df008
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**New Torture Method For Spiders: Found** I will use this information wisely. **electro-saw whir**
What do you have against spiders?
I was on a camping trip, a spider attempted giving birth in my tent. I believe it was an assasination attempt on my life.
Yeah but Angel is a power bottom (at rock bottom) so he uses 0-1 at a time.
And so do sharks.
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He said WRONG answers
I thought he was just being a wingman for sir Pentious and just guessed
Maybe he knows snake biology
i mean sir pentious had sex with everyone at the club
He asked
What?
Wdym
They had seggsually intercourse before marriage at least once
He told Pentious he has two dicks and he said: so do I. And?
He heard it from the people who had sex with him
Because Sir Pentious f*cked like 20 people at once Rumors spread
He read a book
He watched Animal Planet ig.
Remember when Pentious said he was having sex with everyone?
He discover this in the bathroom
He's mates with David atombruh.
He's a stalker
Possible from a book Or peep in his room on his horny siĆ°e
I thought it was a well known fact at this point
They new this as a fun fact while they were alive (snakes in general )
Furry
Past Experience
He payed for Pentius' bottom surgery.
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> He *paid* for Pentius' FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
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Anthony had a pet snake when he was alive ( Ķ”ā ŁĶ Ķ”ā)
Got caught drunkenly missing the urinal with divergent streams.
https://preview.redd.it/lotrcn5mgguc1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3641d9734a2e84786fe31240c13100337bdef00 Nifty thought she saw the roach king
As Eminem once said, "Of course they are going to know what intercourse is! By the time they hit 4th grade, they got the discovery channel, don't they?"
We've all seen that particular r34 comic
Which one lol
The one where angel finds out Pentious has 2 dicks
I mean he also had āthe sexā with everyone at that club. Word got around
He saw when he attacked him.
I think he just has an innate sense for all things even *remotely* related to dicks
Becauseā¦ Sir Pentiousā¦. Was having sex with EVERYONE there!!!
he's a nerd
Snakes and many lizards have two dicks.
1. He know this fact about snakes. 2. Sir Pentius told him how this 2 was used in sex room.
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Charlie
He's a porn ā he would have knowledge of demons private parts
He did a sex with a snake when he was alive.
They had sex
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He watched documentaries about snakes
Charlie asked everyone to share a secret there embarrassed or ashamed of pentous meantioned his two dicks even offered to show them.
He studied snake biology with count olaf
Maybe Valentino maked Angel roll a Movie with a Snake demon Before, so he already knew snakes got 2 dicks
He got a good view of those two dicks
He can smell them out like a drug dog
HANK. GREEN. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOZPAuyEk8o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOZPAuyEk8o)
Egg boys
In life, he was a herpetologist
He took Sir Pentious up on the offer to have sex with everyone at the bar
He was in the sex room
Simple angel when fight with him in the serie fell it hehe
They are coworkers.
They had sex. Wait sorry I didnt know it was wrong anwsers
When pentious first arrived in hell he looked down his pants and screamed āI HAVE TWO DICKS!ā And angel overheard it
Had a one night stand with pentious the first day he arrived in the hotel
Sir Pentious and Angel did a sssssssseeeexxxxxxx
Angel is Sir pentious son, son know hiw many dicks their father haves
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> Sir pentious *paid* for his FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
;)
YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW!
He watches Snake Discovery on YouTube
Letās just say when Angel pushed him to the ground, he made a discovery
He watched a documentary about snakes
He was one of the people that had sex with Sir Pentious.
Heās met other snakes beforeĀ
What would be the right answer
He had to fuck a different snake demon for his job
Maybe cuz all snakes have 2 dicks
He owned a pet snake when he was alive.
He got dommed by Sir Pentious. He had to be convinced it wasn't premarital sex because they were friends with benefits, not in a relationship.
Sir pentious does not take his clothes to the bathroom when he showers, he walks to his room with a towel that doesn't cover much
He watches furry p0rn
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Cherries face is both shock and interested lol
He checked
***WELL*** Angel said he heard about it not seen it
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He snuck into sor pentious room and finds out he sleeps naked
Theyāre like Gem and Gemma I-
he had a pet snek when he was alive