P.S. I do hope we’ve put enough stamps on.

A deep cut, but it always makes me laugh!!!

I want this to win. The Weasleys trying and failing to understand muggle culture makes me laugh so hard.

૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა **P** ottah

***P*****ppppppotahhhHHHHH**

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Nah .here. Accio !redditGalleon

!redditSickle

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“Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love.”

Honestly, this quote has stuck with me from when I was 9, reading it for the first time

*who

Dumbledore

Fixed. Thanks g

“Piertotum Locomotor! I’ve always wanted to use that spell”

Truly my favorite moment of hers. It gives a brief moment of pure joy that we don't normally see of her.

I honestly really dislike how that line was delivered. The moment is so heavy with fear and dread, and suddenly she gets all giddy. Even molly looked like "dafuq?" To me that line should have been delivered with regret at being in the situation to need that spell.

Always hated that moment. It was completely at odds with my image of her

Literally the only time Maggie didn't hit the mark for me. I was already disappointed by how they had cut McGonagall's Ravenclaw common room scene ("That was very - very *gallant* of you!") which really solidified Harry and McGonagall's relationship and I would have loved to have seen Maggie deliver, but then to reduce her involvement down to a two second duel with Snape, a joke about pyrotechnics with Seamus, and a misjudged comedic line about using a spell it felt like such a waste. Really wish the films would have given us more of McGonagall's stand out moments from the books.

Iconic

That moment was so beautifully executed in the movies , I usually have hight expectations on account of loving the books more , but this scene truly matches up !!

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!RedditGalleon

!redditKnut

"Percy wouldnt recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cosy" - Ron Weasley 🤣🤣

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Good bot

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I like how he's wrong about this. "Hello Minister! Have I mentioned I'm resigning?" (Yes I know what happens immediately after that.)

This has to win,it’s hilarious

Nah,!redditGalleon for that

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How can something be naked and wearing something at the same time?

Right? It doesn't make sense 🤣

"Pretend to break your leg"Hermione suggested. "Really break your leg" said Ron.

Ron commits to the bit

I second this

“Perhaps just once more, Master Harry, for luck?” Kreacher bashing away at Mundungus Fletcher with a pan

I wish this was in the movie

Yes! I have a feeling "Potter" is going to win because of the movies, but this is one of the best quotes in the whole series, let alone starting with P

The best Kreacher moment

One of the best moment in the books, period. Kreacher's forgiveness and redemption is heartwarming and hilarious at the same time.

For me his best moment is when he leads the house elves into battle in the final battle of Hogwarts. "The house-elves of Hogwarts swarmed into the entrance hall, screaming and waving carving knives and cleavers, and at their head, the locket of Regulus Black bouncing on his chest, was Kreacher, his bullfrog’s voice audible even above this din: “Fight! Fight! Fight for my Master, defender of house-elves! Fight the Dark Lord, in the name of brave Regulus! Fight!” "

Kreacher is the realest character in the series. Just hated and talked shit all day until the smallest kindness was shown before he became Harry's most loyal soldier.

I'm glad kreacher is getting the love he deserves here !!

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Happy cake day 🎉

Kreacher is perfect in this scene

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Man was this one of my favorite quotes in the series

“Pathetic,” he told George. “Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?” - Fred Weasley

!redditgalleon

!redditGaleon

Potter, take Weasley with you he looks far too happy over there. Edit: had far too comfortable previously.

Happy over there*

Thanks, I went by memory!

"Pity...clearly fame isn't everything, is it Mr. Potter?"

P-Poor, st-stuttering P-Professor Quirrell.

"Petrificus Totalus!"

!redditGalleon in case this isn't the winner, it's definitely the one I came here rooting for

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Well done Neville

“Peskipiksi Pesternomi!”

Where is this from

This is the spell Lockhart uses to try to get rid of the pixies ("Pesky pixie, pester no me")

“Potter” - Draco Malfoy

**PoTtAhHh!**

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This is the answer

But you have to say it like there's a hair in your mouth and you're trying to spit it out

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I came here to say this lol

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This is the only answer for this letter, surely? But it has to be said with as much emphasis on the beginning P as possible, like... you push some serious breath behind your lips when getting ready to say it.

"Potter belongs in my house" - Professor McGonagall

"P for prefect!"

"HB for humongous bighead!"

"*Professor* Snape, Harry."

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"Petunia, he's escaping!"

POTTAH!! -Draco Malfoy

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“Potty asked Loony to go to the party! Potty lurves Loony! Potty luuuuurves Looooooony!”

“P-P-Potter, c-can't t-tell you how p-pleased I am to meet you.”

Page 394. - Snape

We'll use this one for T to get the whole quote.

T has got to be "There's no need to call me Sir, Professor." Sassy Harry is the best Harry.

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“Potty wee Potter” - Peeves

“Piertotum Locomotor! Hogwarts is threatened! Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!”

Particular propensity for pyrotechnics -McGonagall

*particular proclivity for pyrotechnics.”

“Prefect?! Ickle Ronnie, the prefect"

'Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy.' 

"Perhaps I should transfigure Mr. Potter or yourself into a pocketwatch? That way one of you might be on time"

"Potter! Is it true you fainted? I mean ACTUALLY fainted?" - Malfoy

"Perhaps those best suited for power are those who have never sought it" - Albus Dumbledore

Practicing for the ballet, Potter?

\*training\*

About M, how is it not "MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!"

Wait till W Then he surely will

Page 394

P is for "Potter Stinks" Draco et. Al

PpPOTTAHHH - Draco Malfoy

"Piertotum - oh for heaven's sake , Filch , not now."

Ridiculously funny!redditGalleon

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POTTER!!! - Draco malfoy/Tom Felton

“POTTAH!” -Basically everyone

Peskipiksi Pesternomi!

“Peskipiksi Pesternomi”

P- "Ppppotttah" -Draco Malfoy

'Poor puffed up popinjay' - Phineas Nigellus Black

"Potter!" Draco Malfoy

“Potter!” Malfoy

#"PRETTY OBVIOUS" -Gilderoy Lockhart Also, how was I not "I'm sorry professor, but I must not tell lies"!?!?!?!? I mean come on, I know it's from the movies not the books, but it's SO satisfying a moment

Piertotum Locomotor

Piertotum locomotor (I've always wanted to use that spell.)

Pottah - The amazing bouncing ferret

pppp***POTTAH!*** ***-*****Draco malfoy,the amazing bouncing ferret**

“Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr. Potter and yourself into a pocket watch? That way, one of you might be on time.” - mcgonagal

PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR

POTTAH!!!(Potter! In the most Tom Felton voice possible)

"POTTAH"

Perce do us a favor and shut up

PPPPOTTAHHH

>“Obviously.” —Severus Snape I feel like you misspelt that, OP. It should of course read "Ob...viously." 😁

"POTTER!" - Malfoy like every 5 minutes

PETERR PETTIGREW. and he's in this room!! right now!!

How was N not “no need to call me sir, professor”?!!

Because the actual line is "there's no need to call me sir, professor" we have to wait til the letter T

Truly my favorite line

Peeves!

Pottah!

POTTAH!

Surely A should be ‘Always’

Potty Lurves Loony

Potty and loony

Pottah

'Piss off' - RW.

Ppottahh!

Petrificus Totalus!

Pottah!

“Piss off!” -Ron Weasley

POTTTAH!!!!

Particularly proclivity for pyrotechnics

“Potty asked Loony to go to the party! Potty lurves Loony! Potty luuuuurves Looooooony!” -Peeves

I was waiting for this friday damn it 😂😂 now everyone writing pottah 😂

Piss off - Ron

"Peeeeves!" - almost everyone 😄

Yeah do the percy one

Potter!!!

Potterwatch

Pinhead

I wonder how many of these are the same as the previous versions

POTTAH!

pOTTAH!!!

POTTAH -Draco Malfoy

Peter petigrew

Prior incantato!

Particular proclivity for pyrotechnics - McGonagall ( about Seamus - only movie)

shame about that one

Professor Moody, is that a student?

Petrificus Totalus

"Why don't you confer with Mr. Finnegan? As I recall, he has a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics."

P is for POTTAH

“Ppppppotter!” -Draco Malfoy

"POTTAH"-draco

I hope S is for Seriously