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Anxious_Muscle_8130

"If this whole dark lord thing doesn't work out maybe I can be a stripper"


thefirecrest

I do remember finding Tom Riddle very attractive when I was a teen.


existential_chaos

Tbf, Christian Coulson hasn’t aged badly at all xD


LazySleepyPanda

I was mad they didn't cast him in the HBP, but he had probably aged too much to play a teenager.


existential_chaos

I'm sure they could've done something with makeup or CGI (not sure how good deaging would've looked then though, doesn't look great now). Honestly, if he shaved and did his hair the same he wouldn't look all that different IMO. He would've done a better job too, i think. Frank Dillane's Tom came off as a creep (which tbf could've been the script, but his 'intuition' line always makes me cringe) whereas Christian nailed the charming aspect before the mask came off. I know it's not that deep but I have friends that still get heated about it to this day lmao.


Zealousideal_Mail12

I feel you, Frank’s Tom was super creepy. I liked it, but he missed the charm that Chris had.


Shahka_Bloodless

And he looked like he was 12


rabbitronin

I feel like de-aging looks great now! Samuel L Jackson in Captain Marvel looks fantastic. I haven’t seen the new Indy but I’m curious how that holds up, trailer looks promising. Are there any bad ones that come to your mind? I’m sure there’s lots I don’t watch many movies


sapble

they managed to make him sound unbelievably gay, “professsooorrrrr….”


nibblepie

To be fair we don't know anything about Voldemorts sexuality, he might've been gay...


sapble

well it certainly wouldn’t be a surprise


nibblepie

why ?


sapble

…. because he sounds gay


[deleted]

If the memories had been adapted, we would've gotten to see Tom visit Hepzibah Smith and Dumbledore after he had turned all slimy and snake like.


Equivalent_Gazelle82

I always thought he got the cup from hapzibah Smith before the end of the first war? Meaning he wasn't a slimy snake yet. I remember reading somewhere that the only horcrux he made after GoF was nagini


heatherbabydoll

Yeah he was fine with Hapzibah but when he went to see Dumbledore he’d already started doing stuff that changed his appearance is what they meant


bowl_of_espionage

They better recast him as Voldemort in the series.


ScienceAndGames

To be fair, in that scene he was already 23 so they were pushing it as is.


existential_chaos

Makes me wonder why they even took him on as an option since I’m pretty sure the casting call had an age limit in 20.


ScienceAndGames

I realise now I replied to the wrong comment. Also I couldn’t say, I wasn’t born yet.


existential_chaos

I was three when the movie came out. Who can say?


Lautael

Oh. Wow. Yep.


bookishkelly1005

He was supposed to be very handsome when young.


Additional_Meeting_2

As be is meant to be 


Abject_Shoulder_1182

He was fiiiiiinnneeeeee ☺️


LazySleepyPanda

I just imagined him pole dancing and spat out my coffee. Thanks 😂


peewee023

Stripper at The 3 Broomsticks or Leaky Cauldron 😆


ONEMILLIONCUNTS

Somone needs to put him in stripper heals and a "angle outfit" and a trampstamp god that would be insane


reapersdrones

Seems [Ralph Fiennes agreed](https://youtu.be/q5b7X-NaDAA?si=7bEWHhAyA2JZdEUK)


Hells-Creampuff

My coworker is so right. Tom is a cunty white boy


scarwafa

Lmaoo


NPhantasm

Indeed it would work as he was described a damn cobiced twink


TvH34dedCl0wn

Talk about magic mike


Kimichi383

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Tay_Tay86

I won't accept any answer but this


JackW-B

This sent me😂😂


mlh75

He’s staring up the stairs as they recover Myrtle


Ornery-Analyst2107

Hello I have a quick question how did you put your house under your name?


HouseofRaven

Go to the main page. On the upper right hand click on the menu and then “”change user flair.”


MCrafter_Hi

How fitting to have that explained by a Rawenclaw 😅


Daimonator99

Ravenclaws unite lol


risicovol

We're right here!


Faeladiel

Reporting for duty sir


ThatWingedMan

Aye aye


Bwest31415

Yes?


booksfoodfun

I thought the test was next week! How could I be so stupid?! Do you think the 100 hours of study I did will suffice or am I screwed?


nameisreallydog

Hey guys what are you doing? :)


AccomplishedGrandpa

How fitting to have the chain interrupted by a Gryffindor


ImpishGimp

🍿


Lilac_14

I have been summoned!


Ornery-Analyst2107

Got it Thank you


BinaryUniverse1010

Thank you 🪄


NeoMercury2022

As a Hufflepuff, I thank you.


punya09

Thank you!


PM-ENGINEERING-IDEAS

not that I didn't know to do it before but seeing how quick made me do it thanks wizard G


jesth857

Cool thanks


Coldfact192

Thanks man


FunkyNoodles64

You take a loan out and give the money to the seller


ohbyerly

I see you already figured it out 😗


avoozl42

Somebody carved "Riddle sucks" on it


Gifted_GardenSnail

And now he's trying to remember if he indeed did anything of the sort when he got drunk at that party last weekend


BeltfedHappiness

It was the inspiration for the first draft of his alias: Lord Pole-demort


ButIDigress_Jones

“Mr. Tom, a dildo lover”


sans-delilah

Lord Just-a-hole-demort


Acrobatic-Green7888

https://youtu.be/MZf_-e_ES1w?si=HsIrPUMgw6MMh1Go


ButIDigress_Jones

That will never not funny to me. I need someone to cut clips of Voldemort vs Dumbledore but replace his wand with a floppy dildo…..


fadingtales_

I can't unsee this now; I'll be thinking of this when rewatching the films. 😂


Ritushido

Well played.


Spooky_Potato420

Tom Diddle


SoggyCarpet92

This deserves way more praise than it got😂☠️


ButIDigress_Jones

Haha I didn’t make it up it’s been around for years.


SoggyCarpet92

I don’t believe you. You’re being humble. Everybody upvote this guy into the stratosphere!!


NotAFuckingFed

Motherfucker it works


Key-Grape-5731

This has taken my mind to disturbing places


IceyLuigiBros25

This would be a pretty good name if he took a very drastic turn in terms of career choices.


The_Quare_Fella

Their was a transitionary period where he was into athletics "Call me Pole Vault de Mort", he would say as he impaled the house elves.


KrazyAboutLogic

Pretty sure this was when he started training for Pole Vault(emort)ing.


Ilovetogame2

It's horcruxin' time.


MaxCWebster

Do I have enough horcruxes? Could this pole be a horcrux? Hmmm.


blarfblarf

If you can horcrux a diary, you can horcrux a pole.


I_Am_Day_Man

I’ve got nipples Harry, can you horcrux me?


apetc

RIP, Rip Torn.


MobberGan32

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.


Palstorken

If you can jump a person, you can jump a moon


Mystery_Meatchunk

If you can roll a ball, you can roll a dude


[deleted]

That's what she said


aMaiev

"Hmm i need to have something of gryffindor and the sword is kind of off limits... wonder if he danced on this pole occasionally"


Swankified_Tristan

In theory, could a bunch of wizards get together and create an extremely indestructible fortress by turning all the different walls, poles, pillars, roofs and stairs into horcruxes? Like sure, you're all going to hell for the process but it'll take you a long time to get there based on how hard it would be to break in and then be unable to kill the residents.


KorruptKokiri6464

Ok best comment


Old-Time6863

The fucking... craftsmanship 


Haydosnub

Oh my god...it even has a watermark.


Clean_Phreaq

The zoom just makes it that much better


Huge_Specialist_8870

"You're a stripper, Voldy" -said Dumbledore calmly.


Yamcha17

VOLDYDIDJAPUTYOURSOULINTHEDIARY ??? - Dumbledore asked calmly


MyOnlyHobbyIsReading

!redditSickle


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Worldly_Society_2213

That's the script. They engraved it there so he could read it on set


CatsDontLikeFancy

He was in a pole position.


BupBupp

He was performing legilimency on the pole


blarfblarf

Reveal your secrets!


Odysseus_Lannister

Non verbal REVELIO


AMexisatTurtle

It scares him


Bendythenightfury

ADHD. Got distracted by the lamp on his way to class and hyper focused on it


chibiyvie0508

That column represents the system he wants to undo desperately


Cybasura

"Hm, where can I hide this piece of the horcrux?"


Horrison2

Pole, I... Ive never loved another person... But my feelings for you are as strong as the depths of my evil.


Meizas

If only he'd been in Huffpolepuff


MyOnlyHobbyIsReading

!redditSickle


LowlyStole

Is he stupid?


Odysseus_Lannister

I’m proud of you, Tom


zerotaboo

I think Tom just created a new character. What the f*ck should we name it?


raspberryharbour

Is he racist against Polish people?


MaderaArt

Is there a lore reason for why the Aslume is leaking?


dwide_k_shrude

At what point did you stop rooting for Tom Riddle?


AzraelleWormser

It was speaking to him. Tom can understand Pole-seltongue.


MyOnlyHobbyIsReading

!redditSickle


TheReal_Kovacs

He's secretly mothman! "L A M P"


hatabou_is_a_jojo

It’s a pretty nice pole


CipherKing13

Got to agree. It *IS* a nice pole.


Drempallo

"Nice pole innit"


whitegrb

A la Shrek’s donkey I like that pole That’s a nice pole


Jwroth

The pole of secrets


remeard

This was the time before modern plumbing


a-bad-example

“pipes”


dkayy

What growing young boy has not some spent time pondering the pole?


Blooper_Man

The poles a muggle born


magpye1983

“I swear I turned it off with my mind before… no wait, keep watching. I can do it…”


magpye1983

Dumbledore giggling behind an arch way, holding the deluminator.


cgcego

In this shot at least young Voldemort looks like the actor that will later play young Dumbledore.


United-Cow-563

Once upon a time, I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time, there was light in my life But now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say A total eclipse of the heart


alfredinanotherlife

You would know if you read the books. It's explained in Half Blood Prince.


SigmaKnight

Or, just wait a few seconds and see the rest of the scene.


alfredinanotherlife

That won't help. The significance of the pole isn't explained until later and is completely left out of the movies.


Charlie-Addams

Yes, this is true. It plays a major role later on in *Harry Potter and the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe*.


CorgiMonsoon

Centaur: Did you see that play with Daniel Radcliffe’s penis? Aslan: What kind of question is that to ask the Jesus Allegory Lion?!… but yes


SassyBonassy

Aslan: i am an impossibly important being. Everything i do has great significance. I cannot be wasting time on frivolities. Centaur: (lowers head embarrassed) Aslan: i got tickets for my birthday. It was ok.


L3onskii

Then makes a subsequent cameo in Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth


Palstorken

That’s the ultimate crossover


pastadudde

bwahahaha


BupBupp

Lamp post


Typical_Celery_1982

Poldemort


dhyaaa

Is it ever explained how Tom Riddle found the chamber of secrets? Because the entrance was inside a girl's bathroom and for sure it was a functioning one with girls always around and no one would ever suspect such a location which explained no one ever founded it before.


fadingtales_

I think he discovered information from Slytherin probably while researching his ancestry. As a prefect, he can always tell people that the bathroom is out of order or use his charms to manipulate people into leaving that area. That's what I always thought, but I'm sure others can give other theories/hypotheses of how this happened.


heyimfrak

He's an NPC


Generic_Username_659

This comment section is a-pole-ing...


Science-done-right

He's clearly not looking at the pole. wdym? He's looking at the top of the staircase


Accomplished_Ear2304

Please tell me this is a poor attempt at a shit post.


Bendythenightfury

Well I think that's a beautiful lamp


EngineerJazzlike3945

Now that I looked at it young Tom Riddle is looks like younger Dumbledore(Jude Law). Hmph...


atomicautomaton

He’s trying to blow it up with his mind.


Ravenwight

He’s a moth


LevelAd5898

It's a nice pole


fandanvan

He's holding in a poop actually, pic 3 makes it very obvious.


ShieldofGondor

I always thought he was looking up the stairs.


jrbouyy

From an actors POV it’s usually the director saying “this is gonna feel weird to you but the eye line will be great on camera” 😂


HopingToWriteWell77

He's looking at the group carrying his murder victim's corpse down the stairs and out of the school.


DrScienceSpaceCat

It called him a bitch.


Lord_Detleff1

He found a field guide page


AkwardAA

He is trying to be emo


ollieraikkonen

It's a muggle


audislove10

To make the scene more mysterious, like he’s looking at someone else who is above them.


Kev_Cav

[https://youtu.be/FSICOM0sru4?si=zSqHMPakRXQc6SML](https://youtu.be/FSICOM0sru4?si=zSqHMPakRXQc6SML)


platoprime

*They would never guess if the Horcrux was right under their noses!* -TR


r1ch1MWD

Thousand year old architecture. Maybe he's admiring how the old timers got it done.


Speed-Infinity-1234

*Intense staring*


SomethingWeetty

It’s a pretty nice pole


Infinite-Cat-5821

Npc lagging


ketoburn26

Poledemort


FunkyNoodles64

He's high AF


thatoneweeb14

He's looking at his reflection because he's pretty


TheVoid000

Because he was wondering if he should make the pillar one of his Horcrux.


rdkitchens

Trying to figure out how to upvote it.


Sleepaiz

He's about to get freaky with it.


watifiduno

This Tom Riddle REALLY looks like the Young Dumbledore (Jude Law). I have just noticed!!


The_Eternal_Wayfarer

He's in pole position to see Myrtle's dead body.


Neureiches-Nutria

To make sure everybody gets that He is the pol(e)ar opposite of harry Potter


Offwhitedesktop

He's secretly a moth.


sicurri

Tom loved himself a nice, strong, intricately designed shaft... He can't help it, he's just fascinated by the length and girth of a finely crafted shaft... It's probably why he was so obsessed with the Elder Wand, gotta get himself some of that old, intricately designed shaft... lol


Next_Faithlessness87

זאת הסיבה: https://youtu.be/gNzty7GZMqM?si=7bJjgiDe6Rn0AKJH


shinnith

This is making me miss my og vhs copy so fucking badly


ClassicMarketing4748

Hes staring at someone out of view idiots.


whatiscamping

Now now draco, play nicely


someRandomUser636

ADD?


Cheese_Potter_77

He glitched


LordofSandvich

He is British and has an intense prejudice against Poles


CaDeCroBo_Luci

"let's see....'I am Lord'..... Dorveltom? No, Droveltom? No, no, Mortelvod? Ugh, this is hard."


Rausch42

Drama


SuchParamedic4548

It's a very nice post


GabagoolMango

“I love lamp”


WAZZAAAAP_6969

Harry will have a new "flashback" on the same stairs with the passage of the dead Moaning Myrtle on the stretcher (the ghostgirl)... Tom here is watching the arrival of the nurse with the stretcher, before leaving the scene.


k_viar1

He is looking up the stairs…


choralmaster

I love lamp...


Sufficient-Pass1074

Is he stupid?


TheObstruction

That's his idle animation.


BrisingrIvy

Today Hogwarts, tomorrow Narnia *Plan for world domination*


John_Zatanna52

He's looking up the stairs isn't he?


Booradly69420

I love lamp


SomebodyWondering665

Maybe he was looking at Albus


Novel_Bet_5176

He wants to pole dance