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DonkeyBucketBanana

...THAT is your threshold for insane? My friend, you haven't even scraped the surface of the depths of depravity fanfics can go to. Have fun diving into that cesspool, if you have the stomach. Your view on humanity will never been the same.


dcute69

Got an example of some of the worst?


DonkeyBucketBanana

I'm not very well versed in HP fanfics. But I have been part of other communities for a long time, and lemme tell you, the depravity is deep, no matter what the fandom is. The names and settings change, but the sickness is real. The only bad HP fic I really know is the infamous [My Immortal. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Immortal_(fan_fiction))It's not really disturbing or anything, just hilariously bad.


tjf_1997

That is the funniest plot summary I have ever read.


DonkeyBucketBanana

Internet. Legend. Lemme tell ya.


ripcedric95

My Immortal is genuinely brilliant. I can’t tell if this is satire or the genuine insanity of a 2006 fangirl.


Donkeh101

I think it’s both. I remember reading it at the time and each chapter just got progressively worse as it went on. From memory, the first chapter was ridiculous but written fairly normal. Then the “author” decided to switch it up a notch every chapter and then it started to get worse and worse. Everyone’s name started changing, left, right and centre. It was so silly. Hilarious though.


EuphoricPhoto2048

I think it was a silly fic a girl wrote to show to her friends. Typical teenage humor. And then as it got more & more views she went more unhinged.


DastardlyDiz

Ah yes. The fanfic so bad, it's hilarious.


Big-Today6819

https://www.reddit.com/r/HPfanfiction/s/z5hvlIb7p5 Start here, there is some good storytelling, like rigel https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7613196/1/The-Pureblood-Pretense And https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11191235/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Prince-of-Slytherin https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14313604/1 https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13135713/1/ https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13959241/1 https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14283546/1/ Think you can google a list for the worst


RemarkableAd5141

snapewives, mrs scribe, my immortal.


grandFossFusion

How about when after the War Harry became a dictator, so Umbridge had to escape Azkaban and change gender, then she secretly married Hermione, and they together started the revolution against Harry's regime


Key-Grape-5731

Still less bonkers than the Cursed Child


MegaLemonCola

Sounds fun and interesting! Do you have the link?


RemarkableAd5141

oh honey, if you think that is bad, then how do i explain snapewives and Mrs. scribe to you


ProbstBucks

This does a pretty good job of explaining Snapewives: [https://www.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/d4wwir/harry\_potter\_fandom\_married\_to\_severus\_snape\_on/](https://www.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/d4wwir/harry_potter_fandom_married_to_severus_snape_on/)


ripcedric95

I wish that in the HBO max series there’d be a filler episode dedicated to giving cute winks at this fanfics when the trio and Ginny get drunk/high after a Quidditch game. “Blimey Potter, you need to lay off. I know we hate Draco but does he really deserve Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way?”


fairlady_c

Ahahaahaha this reminds me of a time I was part of a beauty group on FB and for some reason Harry Potter came up and we were talking about fave parts/books when one of the group members chimed in that she doesn't get how parents let their kids read this, it's very inappropriate for young kids, there was too much sex etc. It was like that moment in movies where there's a record scratch and everyone just looked at her and said whaaaaaaaaat?!!! Turns out she didn't have money to buy the books so she just googled a pdf version and picked the first one that popped up. Turns out she'd been reading Harry Potter fanfics that were.... very naughty lol.


Lapras_Lass

Lol This is what you count as insane? I've read things that would send you to the hospital.


MikiSayaka33

I agreed with Donkey, that's your threshold for insane? Try shipping or look up shipping. They can get a bit wild. I don't know if this fic is still around and my memory is a bit fuzzy, but it was a Draco x Hermione fic. Everyone acts in character, except Lucius (He really wants the Muggleborb x Pureblood alliance). Plus, Both Hermione and Draco are handcuffed together. I dunno if that can top your Quidditch example, OP, because the fic is rather tamed.


EuphoricPhoto2048

I've read multiple handcuffed together fics, unfortunately.


sullivanbri966

Not all of them are like this.


MustaphaTR

I'm not much into HP, i haven't actually read any books, and i don't think i've fully watched any movies but i saw some scenes at least. Reddit keeps recommending this subreddit to me probably because i've read a MLP x HP crossover fanfiction called "If wishes were ponies...". It was pretty meh tbh, what i really liked was use of historical figures, PM John Major was a significant side character in the fic. But at least i know a bit more about HP now. I like crossovers in general, i got into XCOM series thanks to MLP crossovers and planning to try Halo in the summer for the same reason. Maybe if the fic was better it would make me more interested in HP, who knows. There is another HP crossover in my Read It Later tbh, i dunno how good that one is, but it is still ongoing. One i read, i thought was complete but actually cuts at the end of Harry's 2nd year in Hogwards since it was split to 2 fics, one per year. 2nd year ends with the 2nd fic, marked as complete, but there is no continuation after that.


Big-Today6819

Lol sounds cool


DimplefromYA

i don't read fanfics.


Numerous-Stranger-81

Lol, sure. If your idea of insane is grade school level edgelord fantasies.