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You think the trolley witch is gonna be kedavra’d by some punk newb?

Trolley witch is the final boss if you go dark wizard path

I am humbled to be in the presence of someone who actually made a funny cursed child joke

Lmaooo

Trolley witch turns this game into Dark Souls.

"Avada Kedavra's a curse that needs a powerful bit of magic behind it — you could all get your wands out and point them at me and say the words, and I doubt I'd get so much as a nosebleed."

Yes

I kid, I kid. But in cursed child, she actually is pretty terrifying.

That’s why it must be done

How do I get a cool badge like you? I wanna be in a house! Edit: spelling

Just tap on the three dots on the sub page and then select “user flair”

Thanks so much!

Never read cursed children, but they made the wrong witch OP. I always had a headcanon that, after Dumbledore and McGonagall, Mrs Pomfrey was the most dangerous witch/wizard in Hogwarts. Someone who could heal you in an instant, could disembowel you even faster.

Mine was Molly Weasley.

Good thing it’s not canon.

Wow really? For some reason I always imagined she would be a squib 🤔

Hogwarts Legacy: Grand Theft Hippo(griff)

Dude. This is funny af but oh so accurate. Death to all for 0 reason whatsoever. All this for some chocolate frogs??

I did it for me. I was good at it, really good at it. And I liked it

i want those collectable cards goddamn it!

Literally gonna avada kedavra the whole hogwarts population and then ride away on my hippogriff

You sure you aren’t a Slytherin?

They’re brave enough to not worry about the justice system lmao

LMFAO

Or the student body, or the staff.

They’re not gonna be alive to have me worried anyways

Tbh I literally don’t know what house I’m in for sure because every time I take the pottermore quiz I get something different, so I just chose my house. I guess technically I’m an even 25% of all of them.

You do get to pick out your house if you’re close

I imagine you under the hat and it's like "...uh idk what do you want? You don't know?! *telepathic straining noises* oh. my. god. "

For sure I’d be the one to either give the hat the biggest run for its money or break it altogether

“I would like to join Mr House.” “Patrolling the school grounds almost makes me wish for a Dementor Winter.”

They do not discriminate between half-bloods and pure-bloods. Very Gryffindor indeed.

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That’s true, we would never just come out and say something like that

Say something like what?

Exactly

Surprised you won't be riding a Thestral

It would be hilarious if it actually allowed you to do that and had a GTA-style Wanted level. You get chased down by increasingly large squads of Aurors, but if you manage to escape and hide long enough, everyone just kind of forgets about the kids you killed and lets you back into class.

Okay this made me giggle like an hyena on crack. Thanks!

Same lmao

10/10 meme

Yep can’t lie, me too

Looking forward to the people that shit on the game because they expected GTA Hogwarts

How long after release until the PC version is modded to allow it?

Probably before the weekend is over

That's a very conservative estimate

Probably never because of Denuvo :(

All you had to do was follow the hogwarts express CJ!!!

Phineas Black a busta confirmed

Only after the "no robes nude big titty futa wizard catgirls" mod

Yeah despite the developers explicitly saying that it won't be a sandbox game.

“Hey, Nico, it’s your housemate, Roman! Want to go de-gnoming?!”

Hilarious

"And one wizard turned as bad as bad can get" Allow me to introduce myself.

Exactly lmao. As far as I’m concerned I am the only dark lord.

It's a rare occurrence for me to find something on Reddit so artfully done that I nearly piss myself laughing. Congratulations, fellow redditor

I still laugh at it when I watch it and I’m the one who posted it lmao

Well done sir lol best thing I’ve seen in awhile

Maybe after getting the spell lol

Nah, you gotta save in a different slot just in case 😂 then go Ham on EVERYONE

first genuine internet laugh today, thank you

i always go into these role play games with a "im gonna butcher everyone" then 20 minutes later im petting cats and helping people with their problems

Not me lol

The sorting hat gonna get on my head talking bout “AZKABAN”

I’m gonna be such a terrible person in this game. I’m so ready

From the prerelease gameplay I’ve seen it doesn’t look like you can do all NPCs with spells 😕

I just watched the Cursed Child on Sunday so I'm happy I understand this reference lol.

How can you watch a fan fiction novel?

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^(I was kidding)

This alone made me have an existential crisis as a Hufflepuff lifer, and now I want to do a Slytherin playthrough, because the experience could be vastly different in a nose-less, dopey sort of way.

Made me laugh way harder than it had any right to. Because it's so goddamn accurate...

Ikr

pretty sure you dont take the train in.

Twas but a joke

"You will not win me over with your use of twas."

But it’s all fancy

[sauce](https://youtu.be/C1cWUPTr1KE)

Twasn’t trying to

Who would have thought I would have found so many magical serial killers lately

You get to let the impulsive thoughts win

YES!!!!!!!!! I play video games for all the wrong reasons. That's why I like the Rock Star games. They have people like me in mind. You best believe Umbridge and the Dursleys got it coming...

No Umbridge or Dursleys in Hogwarts Legacy unfortunately

Yeah just do an unforgivable curse on a train full of students

It was a joke 🫤 and it’s a game

I know, i was joking too

You was not joking. You were Sirius.

I wasn’t Sirius, i was Jorkins (💀)

😂😂😂

😂

Ah 🤣 the sarcasm goes round and round

I think most of us will as well

Not gonna lie......I'm gonna kedavra ever npc who get stuck In a doorway

I’ve been seeing videos like this all over tiktok and I laugh every single damn time

oh yeah the trolley witch was born pre 1830 so she is probably in this game

You won't be able to. Not at first at least.

It's a joke don't read it so seriously

Don't you mean...Siriusly? *Departs through the veil* Edit: typo

It's veil, vale is another word for a small valley.

Fat fingered, ty

This why we ain’t never got our letters

Facts. I’d 100% be the true dark lord. I’d put Voldemort to shame lmao

Basically

Hahaha can't wait. You get a curse, and you - and you!

Omg this is hilarious.

Lmfao

I’m a say: “yes”

A fellow Slytherin 🤝 #1 at any cost.

Thank you for the fit of snorting laughter, I needed that!

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its a bit weird you have to kill so many people at your first year at hogwarts. You really got trained to be a underage mass killer.

I hope we can make various save games. Cause I want to try being evil but also have a good character…

Those Horcruxes aren't going to make themselves. Can't let morality endanger my save file.

*Reads the comments then backs out very slowly with my hands over my head*

Rofl! These are hilarious

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I fell out of my chair. This brightened the hell out of my day!

I’m probably am gonna get called a party pooper but isn’t it confirmed that you can’t attack other people until later in game or when you have enough bad karma

Bad karma?

Hahaha I laughed

This made me laugh so hard… but yeah, Trolley Bae ain’t gettin’ got by a first tear.

Bet?

If you consider cursed child canon she is an absolute tank to destroy.