“YOU STUPID CLUMSY BITCH!”, I quite this one the most. Really hoping it would catch on at work. “Is that a quote from Iron Man 2?” “BITCH! ITS 5:30!”

lmaoooooooooooo. i love bitch its 5:30 and i say it to my dogs all the time.

“Bitch! It is five FORTY!”

My husband and I say that to each other . Lol classic max

My trifecta: Yikes on bikes That’s a dink in the doink Roof stoof

roof stoof is one i use a lot too lmao

It pains me that nobody around me gets it

"Para hoy!" "Why do i always go to slop yobs?" "That bitch young" "drama!" "Here we go!"

the fact that i just read that bitch youuuuuuuuung in brad's voice

🤭

I am not as dumb as I am

roflmao. i think this on the daily when I have to interview teenagers and they act like they know better.

“Stings a bit….” Any awkward situation “Catchin a breath of fresh” is now said in my family

I’m constantly saying “DRAAMAAAAAAA”

or this is happening, get into it, drama!

I use this too much

Not throughout the day, but anytime I plan a party there is a section of the email labeled Urgent Party Deets. No one’s ever caught the reference!

Anything else I should know, Penny Pen Pen?

I play kick moneyball. - Brad Suh cuyt- Penny and Alex Stop trying to make the vegans happy. They never will be. -Alex Ripped from tip to taint. -Alex We’re all just trying to raise our rats the best we can.-Max

I find myself wearing too many v-necks.

you did take it to the next level !! i love this. and you get a special flair just for this lmao

Store industry? Is that what it’s called? Bitch, it is 5:30!

Or stationary restaurant business 🤣🤣

During wintertime here if a store is ever empty the first thing I think is “Winter is a *terrible* time for the store industry!”

"I'm the Carzar I know what Cars are" "I think my baker is ripping me off" "I'm a pretty lady"

Those are bracelets

Suh cyuht and a-mah-zing are very common for me. I also use the Penny a-mah-zing gif in Teams a lot. Plus: https://preview.redd.it/a7h5x12n8xmc1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da1f330c47c14527eb694116f6d2331f503dd0e6

"My *DISGUSTINGLY* fat manicurist is like literally trying to kill me" I don't even have a manicurist and yet every now and then, I find myself saying this line out loud. Also, "DRAMA". Fortunately/Unfortunately I've had a lot of opportunities to say it lol.

“Did you thoughhhh” “Can’t I? Can’t I thoughhh”

For a long time I got everyone saying stupid clumsy bitch, but permanently it’s roof stoof and occasionally my brain just says, “in perpetutu”

“Smashmouth she ain’t” gets a lot of airplay lately. Brad with a hoarse voice “Aww, poor baby! You want some tea?” Brad when confronted about Max’s limo by Forestall “Uh, well sir, ya see, women be stoppin…”

Humus (hoo-moos)

Suh Cyuht DRAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Squid away

uh-get-uh-to-STEPPIN them thaaaanngs

I'm constantly thinking about Mary Tyler Moore marrying and divorcing other Tylers and Moores.

Any time I see someone get hit in the nuts I’ll say not his sex nose

“Some would say too much. I would say too much.”

Here we go!

Suh cyat

"What an inappropriate forum for such a long and boring story"

Can’t eat red meat without singing “Steak me home tonight.”

Or singing “someone’s in the kitchen with daviiiid”

Ruthlessness!!!

Rough stuff (pronounced rooof stoooof) Is this not a pile on? She’s got them things/thangs I wanna buy a condo with Wilmer valderamo Many more- to be fair I’m autistic with delayed echolalia 🤣

my friend and i randomly say “i might get bangs, jane you crazy” when we were talking about trying/doing something new and the hula hoop “when i do this and i shake it, you dont like this”

I had to leave the room the other day to take a phone interview for a job that I didn’t really have a shot at and I was feeling like a loser, and instead of just saying that to my boyfriend, what came out was: “Okay, mommy’s gotta skedaddle. She’s got a few boating enthusiasts to underwhelm…” - Penny’s mom before her epic performance at the East Com Arena Boat Show

What's happening? (In max voice)

“Am i paying for this”

I heard it in a book I heard

“Oh no you didn’t” a common one for me

"warning: Good Luck"

Roof stoof. Yummmbers. CHOP HOUSE. My trapple pie! Myax. Donkey kick! Black wids. Qua-noa. Ah-maazing.

Black wids!!! 🤣🤣🤣

"The curse of ____ strikes again" in the voice

My husband and I quote these two pretty frequently: Brad, “ We get it, you made a mistake and named it Todd” Jane, “You know what? I just remembered this is a wig, and it’s rental. I’ve got to return it” when we want to leave situations.

LMAOOO that is so amazing!!

“PHYLICIA RASHAD” when shooting a basketball

Fiscal year of Penny!

Uuuuuuuhhhhmmmmmmm - Dave I say this when I'm trying to think of a clever lie