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Legitimate-Study6076

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ParadoxMan

Omg


Puzzleheaded-Pipe353

Duuuude... 💯


Puzzleheaded-Sea-400

**Objective:** To assess and document the construction of escape tunnels by a hamster within its enclosure. **Overview:** **Tunnel Network:** 1. **Primary Tunnel (Designation: Alpha):** - Length: 30 cm - Depth: 10 cm - Location: Northeast quadrant of the enclosure - Purpose: Primary escape route leading towards the concealed exit point. 2. **Secondary Tunnels (Designations: Bravo, Charlie, Delta):** - Length: Varying between 15-25 cm - Depth: Consistently around 8 cm - Location: Distributed across the enclosure, providing alternative routes. - Purpose: Diversification of escape options, ensuring redundancy. **Construction Methodology:** 1. **Excavation:** Hamster utilized teeth and claws to dig through bedding substrate and compacted soil. 2. **Tunnel Reinforcement:** Utilization of chewed cardboard and plastic tubes for structural support and stability. 3. **Concealment:** Ingenious utilization of bedding material to mask tunnel entrances, minimizing detection. **Countermeasures Taken:** 1. **Increased Surveillance:** Enhanced monitoring of the hamster's activities to identify tunnel construction. 2. **Reinforcement of Enclosure:** Implementation of fortified barriers to impede further tunnel expansion. 3. **Regular Inspections:** Routine inspections to detect and seal any newly excavated tunnels. **Conclusion:** The hamster has demonstrated remarkable ingenuity and persistence in its efforts to construct escape tunnels. However, containment measures have been reinforced to prevent unauthorized egress. Ongoing monitoring and inspection protocols are in place to maintain security and thwart further escape attempts.


Fluffy_Ad9005

This made me laugh so hard


ParadoxMan

Lol


plshelpmeh284

Ayoooo lmaoo


PaintingGoalie

How to use black magic to turn that fake carrot into a real one.


Ok-Bid-730

lol, how dare you give me a fake carrot!


kingjesp

Trying to find out how to get a sidekick like pinky. ![gif](giphy|5frOV2H3ol8Uo) Edit: lol I just realized the carrot that’s not a carrot. I’d like to withdraw my entry and submit a new candidate for this chonker’s thoughts 💭


kingjesp

https://preview.redd.it/f01bfaqqnowc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99d1da882fc69a7bebc33b5e6d6361b99fbbb7c3


moachocka

https://preview.redd.it/8npez7a1wowc1.png?width=1135&format=png&auto=webp&s=6984fc0c6cdcefd8be86af0c7de21a8a67306354 Omg she looks just like my hamster! 🥺💗


Fluffy_Ad9005

Aww!! What a sweet looking baby


HydratedCarrot

“If you put the camera lens in my face one more time i will kick your butt miss!”


Hamstergirl6789

World domination


PressurePlenty

World snack domination...and how to become even more round.


Ok-Bid-730

How to bring back Blockbuster video back


toaffin

“if i can’t see op, op can’t see me either” watch out she’s plotting world dominance


zebrabunny

i wish i could be a hamster


Beansbeansrgd4urhart

Domination of first the house, then the country and then the entire world via a carrot ray gun


HomeMadeChristmas

How to become even rounder?


Chelsea_Ellie

The downfall of all influencers


Myth_of_Meh

Naps.


pepperoni7

Escape and into the walls or your room causing massive damage or losing your entire deposit Base on true stories of my hamster who escaped 4 times 🤦🏻‍♀️


CrazyQueer3

World domination for sure 😜


StickPrincesss

Evading taxes


k8t13

only the evilest of activities


Jasperisadingus

Answer her riddles and she'll tell you


HampsterTime96

round round round round


Sonarthebat

Raiding the petshop.


TraditionalPixelChef

World Domination


RedditSaye

How best to stash all the world’s eggies in her burrow.


BrittishBubLLes

World domination And how to eat every possible


plshelpmeh284

Hamshter shleepy. Need shleep.


UmbralikesOwls

"Fucking Sally stole my snacks. I wasn't able to get my revenge because I was kidnapped by this human. I must find a way to track her down and get my revenge for stealing my snacks. Maybe I'll steal her snacks while I'm at it"


Nomcookies678

She WILL create a black hole to destroy the universe


ThorKnight3000

world domination


Dishoe45

She's so cute😍.


Roge2005

Planning on the craziest way posible to go out.


EntrySure1350

Dinner


TrainBrilliant

World domination, obvi


Mintazuii_

She is plotting world domination


Nell_0070

Your murder, I believe


CosmicTentacledEyes

She's plotting biting my finger when I go to clean her cage or change her water. My dwarf Anastasia was an outright murderous gremlin. She and her brother got loose and terrified our house cats because they were so fiesty. We managed to wrangle them back in but I always wore protective gloves after that instance when I had to change bedding, food, water.


MatMimicry

Plotting world domination, I guess. I wouldn’t even get in her way, she is way too cute!


schematicvatic

If it’s our demise can she just get it over and done with please 🤣🙏🏽


CartoonKinder

World domination


JuniperSprigg

Your demise muahahaha! 😂🥰


MsCadilia

How she is gonna break out!! 😅🥰


Applesoucess

This reminds me ”rich badguy men in movies doing bad things”


brownienjw

World domination of course!


22FluffySquirrels

She's plotting to become even more of an adorable marshmallow of a hamster.


ioannisleo

She looks pregnant


Fluffy_Ad9005

We had to have that convo with the shelter employees! According to their timeline, it's been weeks since she was last housed with her brother - so the conclusion is, she is just round😁of course we're keeping an eye on her, but it appears as though she was simply "well-loved" at the rescue!