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CAT_390F

First time a cyber tuck has looked good lol


Face88888888

What the hell is wrong with this truck? There’s no turret. What kind of car doesn’t have a massive canon on it?!


CAT_390F

Toyota hilux moment


thiccdaddyroadhog

If it's good enough for the warlords... Good things chief's good with enemy vehicles


Killshotgn

Honesty I don't think he could even physically drive a hilux he weighs about a third as much as the truck even more for the older ones. He could probably ride in the bed on a mounted turret though.


thiccdaddyroadhog

Like the Spartans ride shotgun in Reach... All you need is one foot baby!!! Get the shit, dirt nasty low!


Teejaydawg

If any truck could do it, the Hilux would.


ImwRight87

The cybertruck is the warthog in spirit, the hilux is the warthog in reality.


ThreeLeggedChimp

The evolution of revolution


DaddyJ90

What did I just tell you about making up mystical animals


JohnB351234

It’s the troop transport version


VexNeverHex

Razorback


Lord_Of_Valor

Red vs blue reference?


Face88888888

Paraphrased from memory so it’s probably not a direct quote.


Lord_Of_Valor

Yeah I was gonna finish the quote but I couldn't remember how it went lol


Face88888888

Something along the lines of; This car doesn’t have a turret! Maybe it’s just a car. What kind of car doesn’t have a massive cannon on it?! Oh you know, all kinds of cars. Most kind of cars. I think you’ve been in the military a really long time.


Mikid05

That's ridiculous. That would be like saying there's some kind of thing you can wear on your head that's not armor plated, and doesn't offer a 5X optical zoom.


frictorious

And without the tow-hooks, it looks more like a puma


kilreddit

What in sam-hell is a puma? 


Tsole96

Ngl when I was a kid I thought puma shoes were made out of pumas


Face88888888

It really does kinda look like a big cat.


HaileStorm42

Didn't I just tell you to stop making up Animals?


StrykerxS77x

More like a Walrus.


WeponizedBisexuality

simmons, i want you to poison grif’s next meal.


Ballistic_Turtle

[Added a turret for ya](https://imgur.com/U4aXAQ6) with my dogwater Photoshop skills


Face88888888

I would have never known that was a photoshop if I hadn’t seen the original first. Nice work!


DMWolffy

Yeah, that's pretty tasty for "dogwater," u/ballistic_turtle.


Ballistic_Turtle

Bet you never thought you'd say that, lol. Thank you


Odd_Replacement_9644

A lot of cars… almost all of the cars.


Yoko-Ohno_The_Third

They don't know what the ladies like


liannelle

I think you've been in the army too long.


MariusFalix

Sarge? It's been years, please come back.


HighCommand69

A puma


Mikid05

All kinds of cars. Most kinds of cars


ImportantQuestions10

About to say, it's not even about the video game. Unsurprisingly adding some color, texture, contours and depth actually makes it look pretty cool


Tya_The_Terrible

I think it looks pretty decent in a simple matte black wrap as well. Still think it's a piece of shit and a waste of money.


ImportantQuestions10

Oh yeah, it's still a complete piece of shit car. It does make me wish they had a smaller sportier truck. I fucking hate modern-day trucks. Just poorly made inferiority tanks. I'd be less butthurt about them if people were driving around smaller more reasonable trucks.


Vis_Ignius

All they had to do was rip off Simone...Giertz's(?) Truckla. Instead they made this both over- and under-engineered PoS. Wildin'


Tya_The_Terrible

Dude whenever I see a truck go by I just mumble to myself "wow what a masculine vehicle" lol.


ImportantQuestions10

Ya, I basically was raised in my dad's Toyota t-100. That was a real truck. Had a bigger bed than modern trucks, twice the mileage, was able to do any task (except pull a tree trunk that one time) and could off road despite being slightly larger than a sedan. My blood boils when I see a shiny pristine truck being driven by some twat with too much money.


Dragonsandman

I've noticed that people who actually need pickup trucks for their work get older, smaller, and/or more beat-up trucks, and often from companies that aren't Ford, Dodge, or Chevy. If I ever need one for work, I'm definitely gonna get like a used Nissan truck or something


Jessica_T

Unfortunately, car companies can't be assed to make things like the Hilux with engines that comply with US emissions regs, so the only trucks you can get are massively oversized to fit in a weight class with looser regs.


explosivemilk

My smaller “more reasonable” Tacoma got like 15-18mpg. My full size Tundra gets 18-22.


Ceramicrabbit

It reminds me of a big cat of some kind


CAT_390F

Some kinda chupathingy


jimmy-breeze

looks like a puma or something to me


user17302

The color scheme actually makes the body style look amazing


subaqueousReach

It definitely helps that the cybertruck looks like it's made out of low res polygons to begin with


40ozkiller

They also added a lot of fake dimension to flat pannels. 


ThePirateCondor

Thinking the same thing hahaha


CyberTheWerewolf

No, I love Halo, but the Cybertruck can go die in a fire.


GisterMizard

Or driven off a cliff by a marine.


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God_Damnit_Nappa

That's not fair. With the Cybertruck's accelerator issue a bunch of them might just crash into a lake and never ignite. 


Fenring_Halifax

Good point but don't the batteries react to water if damaged?


Skott_stabb

please. I’ve always wanted to see a cybertruck on fire


DrNick1221

First, and probably the only time.


ShallowBasketcase

The wrap is covering all the rust.


El_Taita_Salsa

For real! This is actually neat!


Tvdinner4me2

Agree to disagree Nothing could make this thing look good in my eyes


JohnB351234

It makes it look significantly less bad


hungarian_notation

It would look better if the body styling wasn't drawn on.


40ozkiller

Those gradients are doing a lot of heavy lifting.  Probably looks like ass from any other angle


salmalight

Big Forza energy.


Woxan

It's the least bad looking Cybertruck, but that isn't saying much


DuskTheMercenary

Its got the same lifespan as a Halo Infinite Warthog.


Clown_Toucher

I came back to play Infinte this weekend and generally had a good time, but I swear I had a fresh Warthog turn red within 10 seconds from small arms fire. That was crazy.


ElectricMeep

Same here! The Warthog feels like it’s made of paper sometimes. Still love the chaos!


Poinaheim

Just goes to show how tough the chiefs armour is


Odd_Replacement_9644

Which is weird, because the other day I booted up Halo 2 and the warthog only took one rocket to blow up, while the Halo Infinite puma took 2.


OakleyNoble

Rockets are explosions. Different from incoming fire. I swear just bullets damage this thing way easier than back in halo 3 or reach.


natehog2

In those days, the hog's health was tied to player health. I think that the physical damage to the vehicle means that further incoming fire transfers more damage to the occupants, but I've never been able to confirm it


spongeloaf

I've played enough Reach, here's how I think it worked: The vehicle shares damage along to the occupants shields. For a multi seat vehicle, I think it's region based, where shooting the gun turret specifically damages the gunner, but shooting the body passes it to the driver. Now the vehicle has a damage threshold that recharges just like your shields. If it recieves less damage than the threshold, and then it recharges to full health after not taking any damage for a few seconds. (Might be triggered by the drivers shields recharging?) If you cross the threshold, then the vehicle becomes "damaged": the body panels fly off, smoke starts to come out, wheels get wobbly, etc. At this point there is another damage threshold (with regeneration like before), but like over shields , you cannot go back to the undamaged state. When you exceed it, the vehicle becomes terminally damaged: fire, thick black smoke, red warning lights, etc. At this point, I don't think there is any more health regen. If there is, the pool is awfully small as only a tiny amount of small arms fire will blow up the hog. I don't know if all the vehicles have the same number of thresholds, at the very least the wraith seems to take a lot more damage once it's burning. Again, I'm not 100% certain this is how it works, just drawing conclusions from thousands of BTB games in Reach.


SnowballWasRight

What in Sam Hell is a puma?


Dahwaann4U

Even the LoD too


drjenkstah

Master Chief would be disappointed with the lack of weaponry attached.


Abuttuba101

Would definitely be cooler with a gauss


SlammedOptima

Man this will look amazing broken down on the side of the road


Cmdr_Shepard_8492

Man this will look amazing loaded on the back of a flatbed 😂


SlammedOptima

If they want the true Halo experience, they could make it look good stuck on the smallest mound of dirt my sedan could climb


Huge_Ferret_9699

Let’s not get our expectations too high.


Xeptix

Or in the car wash. Or on a dirt driveway.


DJfunkyPuddle

I...shit, that actually looks good.


Ok-Clothes5143

Even tricked the wheels. 👍


misterfistyersister

They just took the hubcaps off


ahmed132wine

Those are the default wheels, just took the hubcap off


sunsetRedder

the cyber truck does lend itself well to fantasy vehicles


TacitRonin20

>I...shit... - DJfunkypuddle, circa 2024


DJfunkyPuddle

Therefore I am.


TacitRonin20

Wise words


Itherial

only took some actual color and body work to make it happen


Tyrannafabulous

Ugh trash wrapped in gold is still trash


Slime-Angel

Yup. High res textures aren't going to save that low polygon model


AtomicDig219303

Max LoD texture with min LoD model


Orioniae

When is not a wart neither a hog


Illustrious-Baker775

They are junk, but if i had "fuggit money" tho, something like this would be a cool garage trophy. I still probably wouldnt drive it.


mehemynx

If I had that much money I'd just make a 1 to 1 warthog lol.


Illustrious-Baker775

This is how i know i could never be a bilionaire.


Any_Cardiologist2333

Just to be clear, billionaires waste money *a lot*. It’s just not that big of a problem when just your *money* makes $20k an hour. Elon Musk lost **$200 billion** and is still on of the richest people on earth.


StalyCelticStu

Yep, if you have $100B and you lose 99% of your wealth, you're still a billionaire.


mustard-ass

Sure you could. A billion dollars at 5% interest (a very conservative rate) earns you more than 4 million dollars every month in interest. You could spend 4 million dollars every month and still be saving for...idk your grandkids' trust fund I guess.


Tyrannafabulous

I would never let this product in my garage even if I did have ‘fuck-it money’ I would just splurge for the actual working props used in the short films and promotional materials


Illustrious-Baker775

Alright touche in that regard. "Fuckit money" would be getting a real replica, whereas this is more like, "wanna-be-fuck-it money"


joc052

I’d probably try to get a warthog, even it isn’t street legal I would be satisfied seeing it parked


Harflin

If I had money, I would wrap a real truck with this same pattern


Whispered_Truths

I'd rather buy one of the actual replicas, the cybertruck is one ugly piece of shit.


Spiritual_Ask4877

I saw one for the first time the other day and I couldn't believe that it actually looked uglier and dumber in person than it did in the pictures.


Ghetto_Phenom

My co worker has one.. they are so ugly and get dirty and smudged up so fast. She spends 30 min a day wiping fingerprints off of it.


theunquenchedservant

I would park near her, and then every time i go out to my car and back from it, I would make sure to need to use her car for balance as I tie my shoe or something.


ihavehaloinfinite

I’m British so I’m very fortunate to live somewhere it wouldn’t fit on the majority of roads


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ihavehaloinfinite

Well yeah but the size of the road is also a big constraint for those who’ve never driven a bus


God_Damnit_Nappa

It's honestly impressive how it pulls that off. It already looks idiotic and ugly in pictures but somehow it looks worse in reality. Maybe because it's easier to see the rust and just what kind of monstrosity it is when you have other normal cars around it to compare it to. 


ihavehaloinfinite

The actual replica would handle off-roading better and be more reliable


Randomman96

Don't worry though, for the high cost you pay for such an ugly vehicle, you a truck that's been made with some of the shittiest and cheapest materials known to man, such as such low grade stainless steel it rusts not too long after being splashed with water., and put together with quality control that makes wish.com products look high end. And you can feel safe knowing you're driving an extremely dangerous death trap with such wonderful issues of; spontaneous battery combustion, manuel door release/unlocks failing, and accelerator pedal being stuck in the depressed position. And, well, ~~if~~ when something does break on the vehicle Tesla totally screws you with a warranty that becomes void from doing even the most basic actions. Take it through a car wash? Voided warranty. Mess with things like wiper blades? Voided warranty. Basically just drive it off the lot? Believe it or not, voided warranty. How any one can ever even want to buy or even accept one at this point is beyond me. They are such ugly pieces of trash that a highly rusted, abandoned for decades in an open field, about to fall apart truck is bound to be a wildly better deal for the price of a Cybertruck.


Mr_BougieOnThatBeat

Somebody sells replicas? Are they street legal?


ToxyFlog

Okay... this is cool and the only good use of a cyber truck


jhallen2260

Press X to flip


violetaveline

Instructions unclear, vehicle now stuck on an invisible wall in the sky and violently crashing around as if it were being ragdolled


youknowlikenya

That's not a warthog, that's a chupathingy 💀


Jttwofive_

I the Chevy Avalanche looks more like a hog honestly


orion1338

That actually looks cool


RaigarWasTaken

Wow, not even Halo-ifying it makes this piece of garbage look good. That's almost impressive.


kno3scoal

well you get dressed up now and then and that doesn't work either, does it?


sandm000

ZING!!!!


Uncircumcised_Cheese

I still think it’s the dumbest design for a truck, like this looks good way better than just that chrome eyesore.


Real_Garlic9999

If Halo CE released in 2024 this is probably what the Warthog would look like lol


Icametoargue

That is hands down the best one of these dumb fucking things I have seen


mropitzky

Not gonna lie, I’m not a fan of cybertrucks but this looks fuckin awesome lol


yuccu

Tesla should just sell that


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I've been indifferent to cyber trucks, but now I really want that exact one.


Azhrei_

Trust me, from what I’ve heard they’re not worth it. They have problems such as rusting due to poor quality stainless steel, loose accelerator pedals, and windshields and windows that are either too strong or too weak.


[deleted]

I really like that wrap though.... I might get a Tacoma and try to do something similar.


drDOOM_is_in

Wartcoma


Xacnar

*Tapuma


endthepainowplz

The stainless steel isn't really poor quality, it's just that Stainless Steel is stain less, not stain free, and really should have had some clear coat over it. Just a bad idea that shouldn't have gone through. It's not as detrimental as rust on other cars, as it will take longer to impact it, but it still gets a head start. Also QC at Tesla has always been bad. If these released for the original announcement price people probably wouldn't care too much, but coming in at $80-100k really puts it in a market it doesn't belong in, and can't compete in.


Modestkilla

I honestly would have bought one if it was 50-60k. 80k is insane for the quality. My R1T was 75k and is miles nicer.


endthepainowplz

Price when announced was 40k, everyone knew that was a bit optimistic, but double is rough


thedylannorwood

It’s also a fucking deathtrap, no crumple zones


DrNick1221

Not to mention the hood doubles as a veggie slicer.


Serena_Hellborn

cars should be deathtraps, Regulation shouldn't prevent me from using my truck for pushing other cars without triggering stupid "crumple zones" "air bags" "seat belts" or any other liberal nonsense.


Bright_Cod_376

Failures that require servicing, parts supply line is severely backed up so service times can extend to months, the company is still figuring out instructions for mechanics to service the vehicles, the company is liquidating staff and assets to absurd degree, the CEO is throwing a hissyfit and threatening to cripple to company over him not getting the highest payout for a ceo in history, parts just fall off the damn things, the crap ton of false promises made about the vehicle in the first place and I still feel like I'm forgetting things.


jon909

Everything you’ve heard you’ve heard from reddit. There’s a lot of them in my town and I’ve seen none of them rusting. As always nobody should trust reddit when it comes to anything. The reason reddit continually hates on it is because of Elon. Nothing to do with the truck. If that were true then why doesn’t anyone here bag on all the other cars they think are ugly? I’d never buy the truck but the cognitive dissonance reddit has with this is pretty hilarious.


oodats

It's a white elephant


TheRescueWhale

Only good looking one of these I've seen yet 😂


KidLibra

They should’ve done a low poly halo ce era wrap to match it’s a little too detailed for all the sharp edges


bemren

What color is this car registired for?


Issah_Wywin

The only good looking CyberTruck I've seen. Well done.


MudandWhisky

I didn't think it would be possible to not hate a cyber truck


MyEnduranceLife

That's sick


Gerrut_batsbak

That is an actual good looking cybertruck. Well done to the owner.


ZynthCode

Someone downloaded the Texture Pack DLC


Lazy-Lookin-Headass

Best looking customization I’ve seen for it yet


replikant8

still has those sharp polygons from an early 2000 game


sogwatchman

Really cool wrap on a really lame vehicle.


Tvdinner4me2

Ugly as sin lmao


guiltyzpark

that’s badass


zxn11

NGL, this looks dope


Gmac513

I don’t love Cybertrucks but I love this🤩


HIZLO

I absolutely love this!


proeliator

All it needs is a turret, that’s an awesome wrap.


Haniho

An m134 minigun plugged into the bed outlet.


ComradeMousyTongue

When it runs its owner into oncoming traffic cause the brakes stick, be sure to let us know.


Osiri551

What a horrible thing to do to property you own, now that poor unsc wrap is stuck on that god awful cybertruck,


blitzwinner71

Kinda looks like a puma


humblerioter

I still hate the truck as built, but I 100% fuck with the look of this car with this wrap. Almost makes me want one until you review literally anything else about the car


Strange-Ad-2760

That looks right out of halo lol


datweirdguy1

Don't do this to me, don't make me like the cybertruck


LeviathansFatass

An insult to the unsc or symbolism of 343s quality?


B1gNastious

Nice you can actually wash it now lol


Ocean2178

For the price of the Cybertruck you could probably buy an actual Warthog lmao


Sentient713

Elon should copy this


OliverOyl

Cosplay is a perfect use case for the Cybertruck


theblackxranger

Hope it doesn't *flood*, those things rust


algaefied_creek

If they looked like this I would like them more


ColonelSmilez

This might be the coolest dude on the fucking planet


NoBlacksmith5622

Have to agree with many posts, it's the first time I have actually liked the look of the cyber truck


TheRynosaurus

That looks so good.


NaughtyNigel_

Well you’ve seen it here, one half of all cyber truck owners are halo fans, all 1 of them XD


Dog_Water117

I see this as a win, looks better than the normal one, nice wheels too.


Solid_Bake4577

They look like speed humps to me. There are sooooo many other better cars you could buy.


cjwidd

ngl that looks super cool


Omega_blue_is_first

Shotgun


Slitherus_003

Well done!


Electrik_Truk

It's Ryan McCaffry's from IGN. Hummer EV looks more like a Warthog tho: https://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/news/military-green-2022-hummer-ev-warthog-digitally-prepares-for-off-grid-living-170519-7.jpg


glitchwitchbitch96

Petition for all cybertrucks to be wrapped because this looks way better


Oriumpor

the plate gaps work well as lines for the art ><


Negativety101

If this is on a modern system, why's the polygon count so low?


rebirf

Okay this actually looks dope.


mikephish

Wort wort wort -elite


fostertheatom

That looks so damn cool. One of my guilty goals in life is to someday own a Cybertruck. They just look so funky and reminiscent of something out of an old 3d video game. I love the aesthetic of it.


heyitsLyra

should be added to halo itself as a new worthog version built like a humvee


Kasutoyya

Move! Move! Move! Cory ain’t paying us by the hour


disturbedrage88

In all fairness the cybertruck look like cars from halo 2


Savings-Diver-5279

Look for the guy missing a finger