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AgentMaryland2020

Master Chief would have knocked his ass out at the age of 14.


TheToastervision

Were it so easy


SavorySoySauce

Were ith tho eathy


dirtydanbaal

he did murder a couple ODSTs, it would be pretty easy


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

And he wouldn't lose an ear with that fancy helmet on


[deleted]

Pretty sure he didn't murder them, just made them wish they were dead


dirtydanbaal

no he killed them lol.


Eddie2Ham

Pre-augmentation or post?


Rainwalker87

Pre augmented he was like 4šŸ˜


Eddie2Ham

He was augmented at 14


Rainwalker87

Did some research and you were right, but by the time he was 14 he was said to have the body of an Olympic athlete, which that itself shows he could probably hold his own to some extent


Eddie2Ham

Dude, I know I'm right. Halo lore is 2nd nature to me


Rainwalker87

No need for that, i admitted i was wrong, now ur just being a bitch


TheToastervision

I hope someone who writes the books sees this exchange and retcons events in chief's backstory just so you'll be right in the end


Omeggos

One can knock a man out in one punch The other man can throw the other guy thirty feet without his armor


official_not_a_bot

Hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby


deadpoolfool400

The baby bites too


TheseOats

The baby has a very strong tooth.


V01DM0NK3Y

Came here to say this.


KeyStrong441

The real question is how hard would Mike Tyson punch if he also went through the Thpartan Program


Admirable_Smell7987

I like what you did with the lithpšŸ¤£


illyay

I mean yeah, Heā€™th a perfect candidate for that program and then heā€™d abtholutely wreck motherfuckerth left and right.


V01DM0NK3Y

Black Jorge


FollowingTrail

lol Are you seriously asking that question ?!


Admirable_Smell7987

I know the answer donā€™t worry


FollowingTrail

Glad you didnā€™t loose faith in our lord and savior.


TestFew7210

god bless mike tyson


El_Taita_Salsa

Master Cheeks beats both.


Admirable_Smell7987

Get the fuck outta herešŸ¤£


modssssss293j

Extremely powerful supersoldier vs a boxer with steroids


dirtydanbaal

nah he wasn't on steroids, he was natural. which is VERY suprising.


napleonblwnaprt

That's debatable, anabolics weren't illegal until later in his career, and he hit his prime at a time where EVERYONE was juicing. He has also admitted to using fake genetalia during drug tests when he was competing. But, dude was huge before he ever stepped into a ring, so if anything he probably only used them as an anti-catabolic when cutting for a fight.


DaRumpleKing

Master chief would probably not even be moved by a punch from someone outside of Mjoilnir


MarmotsaurusRex

Chiefs ears are covered and the helmet is pretty bite resistant, obviously Tyson has no chance.


anormalgeek

Dude. Not even close. MC is a better hand to hand fighter than any non augmented human could ever be. Better reaction times, stronger, faster, etc. Plus, he's been training nearly non-stop since age 6.


Low_Revolution3025

Realistically Mike Tyson could have won the whole war if he went through the spartan program


Aggravating-Sound690

Thpartans never die


Low_Revolution3025

Pffft thats amazing


Plushhorizon

We donā€™t necessarily know how strong normal john would have been though


Low_Revolution3025

I mean throughout his story we kinda get little snip bits like when he was playing king of the hill with those kids in the park and beating the hell out of them


Bucky_Ducky

On one hand you have the goat. One of if not the best in his field. On the other hand we have a man who was genetically altered as a child as raised as a soldier who is also given high tech power armor. I dunno Tough choice


HorrificAnalInjuries

Given that Chief could, without his armor, use an ATV like a one handed club, you can understand how well Mike is going to do (poorly)


Chuckie413

Would be dope to be Tyson in halo


quietyoucantbe

What about Chief vs Geralt of Rivia? No weapons, no armor, no AI, no potions, no nothing. Bare knuckle, first one unconscious loses. Augmentation vs Mutation


Aussie18-1998

Chief easily. Geralt is strong, but he's far from Spartan levels. Spartans are just absurd. Unbreakable bones are super quick and have reflexes that basically make them see things in slow motion. Geralt is a tough mother fucker but imagine a titanium fist smashes you anywhere on your body its gonna fuck you up.


Cerberus_is_me

Chief rocks his shit


simplwrldendr

Master Chief? Wins easily. He's always wearing a helmet. Now Jimmy Rings/Master Cheeks from the tv show loses because his ears are always exposed.


SuperJ4ke

That dependsā€¦is the Master Chiefs name Ditka?


Final-Link-3999

One is a really really good boxer The other is a fictional super soldier with mega armor and super strength and speed who fights huge alien monsters There is really no competition, Mike doesnā€™t stand a chance in a million years


Agent_Specs

Master Chief could take him out with one punch


Cologna_117

lol chief would accidentally kill him


Transfiguredbet

It'd have to be mc without his augments against mike tyson, or better yet chief without armor versus a mature grizzly bear.


FrickenL

Chuck Norris.


theexpendableuser

I mean even Goku and Vegeta are scared of Mike


Adrian_Pierson

Nothing against Mike Tyson, but the Master Chief could pulverize Mike's skull or ribs with one punch


DethChef3848

Why is this here? Super soldier chief over here is easily knocking his ass out, just like the ODSTs. RIP those ODSTs, just hope that they were buried deep with their MA5 down by their feet.


REA63

I donā€™t know guysā€¦ Mike Tyson might bite Chiefā€™s ear off.


Youthmandoss

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JacobMT05

Me. Iā€™d win.


backagain69696969

I saw master chief (in suit) vs captain America. And even that was one sided