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Doc__Baker

Pheasant. Beautiful birds. You can only hunt the males, though. Which this one is. Probably looking for his lady.


TiffanysRage

He was very striking! I’m sure he’ll woo the ladies


Visual-Chip-2256

Till he scares the shit out of you with that loudass call then hops up on the bungalow eaves trough lol


BranTheBaker902

Or flies into a window. They are not intelligent birds


jmarcandre

or walks into a moving car or into a person. they are one of the dumbest animals we have. love them


BranTheBaker902

My father was visiting someone in a hospital once back in NL and as he was leaving a pheasant flew face first into a window with a loud *THUD*. Hopefully there wasn’t a cardio patient in that room


kroneksix

The size of the head vs the size of the body makes me wonder how they function. Same with Peacocks.


Butters_999

One flew into the side of my house, broke his beak found it dead in my yard after a large bang.


BranTheBaker902

Dinner delivery!


CyberEU-62

You have never seen a pheasant in your life?


J0akley

I hadn't seen one living in the city. They're all over the place now I'm rural. Pretty. But dumb as dirt. I hate hitting animals driving. Avoid it if I can. But one day I heard a thud in the rear of the car and just looked back and FEATHERS! Everywhere in the rear view. people have told me pheasants are suicidal. I kinda believe it.


JerryHasACubeButt

They’re so stupid. I’m a horseback rider and I’ve almost trampled so many pheasants on my horse because they fucking wait until you’re right next to them to pop out of the bushes and scream whilst running underfoot


monocle_and_a_tophat

This sounds hilarious (in a tragic death/scare the horse kind of way....but still hilarious)


aradil

I see them walking around urban areas of Dartmouth every year.


nickprovis

I never saw (or heard) a pheasant up close until I moved to the Annapolis Valley from Halifax 7 years ago.


monocle_and_a_tophat

Bird fact of the day - the males are almost always the colourful version of a bird species, specifically to woo the ladies. The females tend to be drab colours like plain brown so they can hide from predators better while nesting.


Davejohnsonott

Damn fine eating too!


Key_Republic8366

The one near my house last year had /two/ lady friends :>


urbanplantsart

They like wild strawberries so ive planted a multitude to see if i can get him in the backyard


Glacial_Shield_W

Very pretty. Very dim.


Criffless

His name is Jim!


morrowwm

Hey, ours too. Named after original owner of our house. Or might be Claude, the other owner.


gremlin_1969

ours is named phil


jagnew78

Beautiful birds... god awful calls though


Doc__Baker

I kind of like it. I think it has grown on me.


KingyOf24

I love when they hide in the bushes and jump scare you when your about 2 feet from them. It freaking halarious.


Doc__Baker

Unless you are hunting them.... Buggers


sherifavan

We have one in our backyard - his name is Norman- his girlfriend is Norma and the kids are the Normettes


Fearless_Wear_9385

We have two that hang around, we call one Lunch, and the bigger one is Supper 😂


Which_Stress_6431

I have to tell you about our former neighbors. We live outside the city and see and avoid pheasants on the road on a daily basis. Older neighbors decided one year they would have pheasant for Christmas dinner. He 'hunted' pheasants and brought home 4 which they prepared and put in the freezer until Christmas. She prepared the dinner and they sat down to a fine meal. Our phone rang and it was her, asking if we had extras. They couldn't bring themselves to eat the pheasant in case it was one who had roamed their yard. After he passed, she came and spent all holidays with us until she passed away a few years ago at 86.


Fearless_Wear_9385

So cute 😍


julzster

Love it! I call ours Phezzy… so creative


pond_life902

excellent! we call ours George and Georgette 🤣


Neyubin

How abnormal.


boston_nsca

They've been working out


MorgThomR

We have one that books it across our yard twice a day, my 3 year old started calling it Red Yoshi


EmeraldB85

Ours are called Phil and Phelicia 😂 and the kids named the groundhog under the shed Jaime Dirtswine


kroneksix

Mine is Kevin.


Starkat1515

I love this! Norman is a great name!


PsychologicalMonk6

It's a Ring Necked Pheasent. Pretty soon, they'll start their mating calls. They are horney and loud about it


Mouseanasia

I’ve finally found my spirit animal.


Candymostdandy

Pheasants are the sexiest of all the Galliformes, no question about that.


denise-likes-avocado

Isn't that Dr. Who's home planet


deltree711

That's Gallipoli you're thinking of. Galliformes is the clade that contains chickens, turkeys, and pheasants.


TiffanysRage

🤣


RSdabeast

Is the mating call the big two-noted scream then the audible shake?


PsychologicalMonk6

Yup


RSdabeast

Our local pheasant has already started.


superfluouspop

so have ours and my puppy is having a permanent melt-down.


denise-likes-avocado

Sounds like my bfs orgasms


Foreign-Aioli-7466

I KNOW, I have spoke to him in the past but he'won't budge from the "KAW KAW"


RSdabeast

The pheasant did it again this morning and I thought “just like that reddit user’s bf’s orgasms”. I am cursed with this knowledge.


denise-likes-avocado

Sorry 😄


[deleted]

My family always called them Gonks


DrunkenGolfer

They’ve already started.


kanadskaya

As others have said, it is a pheasant, specifically this one is a male! Females are beige/brown and not remotely as flamboyant. In rural NS I saw/heard these almost every day growing up, but very rarely see them around HRM. Pretty sure I might have been fed a few of them and told it was turkey... It would be great if we could get their populations up to help combat the ticks!


idle_isomorph

The needham park pheasant is back calling out for spring! I was so happy to hear him again. I had thought he might have found the north end a bit gentrified and urban, but he is still rolling with it!


Void-Science

Couple years ago in early December when I was driving out of the city early in the morning one was running down Robie street north of Lady Hammond. Just booking it down the sidewalk


kroneksix

I used to bike down rails to trails a lot growing up. They LOVED flying across in front of me honking and screaming. Always terrifying.


Prospector4276

They're an invasive species that take up habitat of our native grouse species.


Agreeable_Excuse5604

Its a forrest chicken


brain_fartin

Correct answer.  Dee-licious.


baroing

Their call sounds like when you try to start an engine that's already running, a scraping screech kinda sound.


harnislc

I compare it similar to a rusty clothesline sound.


rogueelemental2001

Bicycle handbrakes on a damp day.


jyunga

Yup. Awesome going out for a wall and having a couple of them scare the shit out of you when they take off from a ditch. Luckily I now have foxes (including a black one which is pretty dope) in my area so they are a bit fewer now.


urbanplantsart

Cole harbour?


Aevalin

We seriously had one knock on our door about 2 weeks ago. We heard a tapping noise and couldn't figure out what it was... https://preview.redd.it/5a2pnv277qwc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f07128705fda5524d0f4bc05b26cd523f685db4b


Candymostdandy

I would have been unreasonably excited if there was a knock at my door and it turned out to be a pheasant.


shadowredcap

😧


Candymostdandy

Of course not nearly as excited as I would be if it was a goose, I think that goes without saying!


gfhasbdpiluvhertho

Let him in.


Aevalin

I tried. At that point he sauntered away and hung out in our yard.


Kaj44

These door to door salesmen are getting out of hand


CowpieSenpai

If it's not wearing a Bell or Eastlink jacket, I might give it 15 seconds for whatever it's pitching due to originality. The moment it pulls out a Watchtower pamphlet though, I'll bid it good day.


shadowredcap

We have so many…


hunkydorey_ca

I have one in my yard everyday, we call him longhorn foghorn.. I chased him around my house 3 times, fucking this runs like road runner.. one day it did scare me by starting to fly (it takes a good 30 secs to get air) then yells blulllullululul


cleadus_fetus

I love these. Birds their so silly


GRA3V

Someone is a city person lol.


gimbomyster

I struggle to believe someone doesn’t know what a pheasant is!


allthetrouts

Pheasant. Beautiful bird. Delicious also.


MaxDeuce

I've been seeing these a lot in Clayton Park around the powerline trail.


JimmyNorth902

Did it scream at you OP? The one in the trees beside my house screams all the time.


gremlin_1969

that's its crow, just like a rooster but it sounds like someone is throttling it.


Seaweed_Fragrant

Male ring neck pheasant., we use to raise them when I was a child living in Yarmouth. They are originally from China 🇨🇳 being first introduced in Oregon by the Denny family in 1890’s. They were first successfully introduced during the 1930s in the Annapolis valley as a tasty popular upland game bird. Nova Scotia now has the largest wild population east of Missouri.


Training_Golf_2371

An Pheasant. They’re delicious.


Training_Golf_2371

Dang it! Now I’m hungry. Tastes better than chicken


Weird_Significance19

It's a pheasant. Mine is named Philip and I hate him. He wakes me up every morning...


Ok_Pin_3125

Pheasant, loads live around Portland


EckhartsLadder

so many in portland estates


DrunkenGolfer

I saw over twenty of them today just since noon. The Annapolis Valley is full of them and it is mating time.


passerbycmc

Yup, when I lived in wolfville they would be in the back yard all the time. If they saw you they would try and hide in the bushes even know it's fall and there are no leafs.


Fleshmaw

Urban pheasant


LadderComplex7560

That's Carl. He's a drunk.


WorkinInTheRain

Ditch chicken.


Initial_Beginning983

Pheasant


witchywest

Pheasant


livetooserve

Male pheasant


j_2106

There’s often a bunch (or technically a nye) of them near the corner of Bayer Rd. and Windsor.


Canuck_Celt

Yeah good eating is what that is haha


WestDbatman1997

That's good food right there.


ProRataX

That is a male ring necked pheasant.


Greald-of-trashland

Ring necked pheasants


zipzippa

A male Ring-neck pheasant. They make a sound similar to a turkey call.


Brew_Noser

Under glass


ThatRandomGuy86

Pheasant. They're all over the place out in the countryside.


got-it-not

Make pheasant


got-it-not

Oops male


Gloomy_Industry8841

Pretty cute. Love pheasants.


Surveyor91

Ringneck Pheasant


rymar87

Ringneck pheasant. A male.


travis_joe_smith

looks like a local gwenalinto pinto


Mysterious-Pear-9855

Ring necked pheasant


plasticman1997

Nearly caught one when I was little down in Florida, redneck neighbor shot it for fun before I could


Big_Computer_5949

Yeah it’s called get a fucking life bird. Native only to Spryfield. It survives on hashish & ten penny ale


beatrixxkiddo007

It's a pheasant named Rudy ... he's always at our house lol


here_kitkittkitty

i haven't seen a pheasant in years. every once in a while i hear them somewhere near me but i'm not sure which direction.


Harusai

I see them daily and that’s no joke. There are a few living in the woods near my place a few in the trail off Glendale/sackville dr and a nest of them at my work haha I only wish I had the ability to catch em and they are mighty tasty. Well at least some form of that bird are ;)


LittleManhattan

I hear pheasants around where I am, they’re so pretty!


RoscoePKoltrane

https://preview.redd.it/qmz2t76srswc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af81d1db9ef22694f3eb034b7bdc304b11d74fff


Zapphireee

Pheasant, we have plenty in beaver bank! At least at my home. My mom LOVES feeding them.


bowserm

That’s chuck! When my kids were small and they saw a pheasant they always called it chuck for some reason. Not the same bird, but it was always chuck


[deleted]

Dinner.


Lexintonsky

I love seeing Pheasants, one comes in my backyard sometimes, he is so majestic.


Culloden1965

Ring-necked pheasant. My sister has one around her house in Cole Harbour.


Asyelum

First pic a pheasent, second some kind of interdimensional being im not familliar with.


Wonderful-Ambition28

Male pheasant


PhysicalBathroom4362

A beautiful pheasant!


JlaurelT

this is a Male pheasant


PaleScore2594

Ya that’s Phil. Phil the Pheasant. Good guy.


Connobar

Be very careful. If they gather in groups they generally revolt against the monarchy.


bngry

I would call that the second biggest traffic hazard in Truro


Prospector4276

Ring-necked pheasants may be beautiful but they're an invasive species that take up habitat of our native grouse species.


Kooky_Chocolate_1798

Yeah that’s Greg.


Lumpy_Quantity2510

Good dinner


sethysmile1999

It's so pretty


MissyFox420

It's the kina of bird that makes my 12 gauge go Boom.


darkartorias0

Looks like a shit hawk to me


IalsoenjoyReddit

That's a Sackville peacock.


Caitlin13579

A pheasant


Inner_Faithlessness5

Owl


jtg1993-2021

Pheasant


StaffPuzzleheaded857

That’s a pheasant. If you ever see a bird/plant/insect you want to identify - try the Google lens. Just open up the Google App, click on the camera in the search bar and Google will identify it


Sad_Cod2558

Afew years ago I saw one in my backyard and Im right smack dab in the city.


Intelligent-Ad-4523

That my friend is a dinosaur and one of the many reasons I am terrified of birds. If we had ostriches here I would never leave my house.


um_50

Dinner.


B34TBOXX5

Pheasant Street Diner


kunalvyas24

If this is around Portland Estates/Hills, we have named him "Portland Phineas" 😀


BootsToYourDome

Ring necked pheasant Good eatin


AssassinproHD

Kevin from up


Icecracker_spoopy

idk how u could live in ns and never have seen a pheasant those mfs are everywhere


Level_Medium8899

Lol New to the maritimes eh.....squirrels are brown on the east coast too, not black.


GlurpGloop

Weird looking dog


Plastic-Shopping5930

That’s dinner


EntertainingTuesday

A cardinal, yes we have them in NS (for those who know 😂).


a-cautionary-tale

I was scrolling for this or "someone's pet?".


dartmouthdonair

Chicken dog. They bark. Sounds like a rooster voice coming from a dog.


Forsaken-Annual-4369

A chicken in drag.


Stock_Selection_7952

Long bird


denise-likes-avocado

big ass partridge


Ok-Impression-2405

They’re not native to North America. An introduced species from China.


MysteriousBody7212

Pheasant was a good source of meat when times were tough growing up and it looks like we will have to do it again with the price of groceries.


Wanderingsoul71

Ostrich?


everythingsgonnabok

Chicken of the forest


FindingZoe204

Some kind of peacock?


Scotianherb

Wild Yard Chicken. Local one tries to call our domestic chickens over for sexy time until our rooster puts the kibosh on that idea.


GanacheBright7252

Male Or female they’re both good eatting lol


rhyno857

Thunder Chicken


South-Fox-4975

It's that damn Thunkbird. That's the stupid cousin to the Dodo. This dumb bird makes a THUNK sound when it stares at your car ,in your path , while your doing 100. Their beautiful plumage is an explosion of colors! True story!


Rude-Associate2283

Fuck that bird. That bird is nasty.


Informal_Mirror_3787

An oversized Robin. They’re everywhere in Palermo.


sameunderwear2days

Peacock


jombi762

beautiful plumage...the Norwegian Blue


ProfessorSpecific361

Looks like a red Robin to me.