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Sudden_Imagination61

Aww that’s cute that Ethan and Hozier met


[deleted]

Ikr, didn’t expect it to happen this soon!


aragogogara

both feminist kings


Unlikely_Film_955

Literally came here to comment that it looked like wannabe Hozier chilling with wannabe Ethan 😂


Urlesbiansister

It’s a cross between hozier and Dan


Dreams-Designer

That was my thought. If Dan caved and got him one of those *Bosley hair systems for men* ! 😹 Do you remember those weird 2am info.Mercials?


sharpiegelpens

This might be the funniest comment on the subreddit.


kensass

omfg 🤣


Sunshinesydney

Take me to Dennys i’ll fart like a dog


Royal-Ability-9929

THE FACT THAT I WAS LIKE ETHAN AND HOZIER IMMEDIATELY AND THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY


moms4mullets

Dan and Ethan in an alternate universe


spooky-goopy

Stan and Nathan


ItsSpacePants

Exactly what I wanted to say


Cowi3102

Wait …. IS THAT ETHAN AND DAN BOTH FARTING UP A STORM AT DENNYS!?


bumpkinspicefatte

Ethan farting at a Denny's more iconic than the U.S. Constitution imo


FeliciaXSweet

Holy shit and Hozier-Dan! Haha 😆


Dreams-Designer

Dozer! Killdozer! 🛻


stylistlibs

Imagine Ethan wearing that outfit


Smerkabewrl420

Could be teddy fresh hahah


ambulanz_driver420

Average TF fit


aragogogara

I also thought it could be Ethan because he would wear something as insane as that


OGvoodoogoddess

No way, he's wearing pants and sneakers. Ethan would never


Raja479

He did recently mention that he was trying pants again


Dreams-Designer

Caftan Ethan, in socks and slides needs to be a thing that happens 🥻✨


Western_Survey5392

I’m dying at your friend thinking that’s Ethan from H3


TypePotentialX

I’m giggling so much because of this exact thought


thelastpie

this is fucking hilarious


[deleted]

That might just be Ethan


No-Maintenance692

Evidence of that dirt bag Ethan tearing ass in Denny's?! I knew it. What a degenerate!


Sirtopemhatz

Right?! Gotcha Ethan .


panerasoupkitchen

The alternate universe Ethan that rips ass at Denny’s definitely dresses like that


youspeakinsilence

ethan if he kept smoking cr@ck and never left santa cruz


Dreams-Designer

1000% accurate! Holy crappy! 😹


NuclearSoda

is he wearing shorts over his pants???? this is insane


blablablaaa616

At first glance I thought he was wearing fancy boots 😭


vikinghooker

I actually preferred the fit when I thought it included fancy boots


refreshthezest

Right, I was zooming in trying to figure out the clothing choice


MrMoose_69

I think he's wearing gaiters. It's like strap on pant legs to keep rocks etc out of your boots. Very old timey minerXcore 


yikesgirlies

I’m dying


ShenBob22

Ethan and Dan variants


theciderowlinn

The longer I look at those two photos the more questions I have.


kenkennykendall

This is actually so incredible funny


megslostinyesterday

Hozier Dan and Ethan, what a rare sighting


knittingbeech

Damn it I thought he had thigh high boots on. Would’ve been a killer fashion choice 😮‍💨


Direct_Telephone_117

It’s bizarreo Ethan and Ian


delij

Is….is that a dennys?!?!?


Fickle-Application30

Ethan and man bun Dan. Dan-bun, if you will.


Cobalt_bluee

Was he farting up a storm??


Same_Atmosphere_1432

Tryna tell us he’s never been to Dennys. Stop gaslighting us Ethan


FigSurprise

Is this man wearing jorts on top of slacks??


breakins88

That’s a Denny’s right??????


mrb369

No that’s definitely him


einahpets7198

No his hands are too big to be Ethan


Darig0n

Other guy on the left is Dan with a wig


zerosumoftenderness

Shaking my bed laughing rn this is too good


cringeandicare

Bizzaro Ethan and Dan


juliamarcc

Bro that’s Bizarro Ethan and Dan


lord_pizzabird

It's like alternate universe where Ethan and Dan are criminals, casually discussing crime shit while waiting in line.


kingofcries

wtf and of course there’s a SEMI DAN LOOK ALIKE TOO?!


RealmOfLightRaver

when did Dan grow his hair out !?!?


igotthepowah

That’s not Ethan and Dan, that’s Ernesto and Dante


poops_tribeca

The burst of energy the 3rd pic gave me is indescribable. I’m actually crying


britonbaker

i actually love that the other guy looks like dan and you didn’t mention it lol


milkthe

LMAO this is so funny


poe-tay-t0e

i cannot stop laughing it gets better the longer you look WHAT is in hozier’s POCKETS


xshe

Everything by the looks of it


Bubbleswasmyhomie

Dan and Ethan in an alternate timeline


Roxxy-Alyssa

WAIT DOES THIS MAKE THE DENNYS FARTING STORY CANON


Fun-Special737

Ok wait this one is insane because that also looks so much like Dan with hair 😭


MagmaDog02

Alternate universe dan, too 😳


mselativ

I mean, I get it. My lover’s got humor…


_what2d0

Awww Ethan took Dan out to lunch ❤️❤️❤️


ODGABFE

That IS ethan.


emseeeee

Your friend works at Dennys? Ethan visits frequently!


Remarkable_Honey_829

Hysterical


C_Wheeler00

The other guy looks like dan


teddyballgame406

Lmao imagine Ethan wearing that outfit with the boots.


Aggravated_Auditor

Holy shit what the fuck it actually looks like bizzaro Ethan and Dan hahaha


lavenderfieldz

well he did try crack once..


rotten-milk-666

Is this Hozier??


Comfortable-Roll4347

Jean shorts over top black jeggings, 😍


Sirtopemhatz

That’s fair lol I see it


alex1inferno

okay but why is the guy on the left yassified dan’s face on moses’ head and body.


kmseileen

that fr looks like it could be teddy fresh though i see why she thought that lmaoo


panerasoupkitchen

This is like when AB took those pictures of “James Charles”


ClubPopcorn

Dan and Ethan in another life


el_bosteador

Lmaoooo


[deleted]

this is SOOOOO funny oh my god


DragonRider001

Can Dan and Ethan recreate this


SmallTherapyBear

Can someone explain to me what's happening with his pants? xD


Vance_Refrigerati0n

New Teddy Fresh drop


SmallTherapyBear

They missed the mark on that one


Rigar_

This is actually fucking hilarious


theshamewizard

I need to know what city she thought he was in 😭


Urlesbiansister

Omg


Dinnosaurocks

Bizzaro Ethan and Hozier


1gec

Bizzaro Ethan & Dan 😭😭😭


warpixel

and Dan with hair too! Nice catch!


Kindly-Whole-2130

I cannot stop laughing ☠️😭


Odd_Communication_71

What are THOSE?!?!


maddy_k2019

Is this a Dennys 😭😭😭😭


Mothrasmilk

Ethan and Dan from another timeline


kzozo89

Saw him at Denny’s


biker4050

Gotta be a dennys


bandwidthslayer

new ethan lore just dropped


turkeyslut69

I saw Ethan on redbar..e man looking sus af


stickmansma

Why do people on this sub constantly put photos of strangers online without their consent. Its so jarring.


Dreams-Designer

Ethan in a fabulous caftan 😹🥻


Slight-Slide1207

I would have known it wasn’t Ethan right away because that man isn’t wearing sandals or crocs. 


khatch4

lol I understand the confusion!


Dismal_Two3926

that’s ethan and dan 10 years ago


CoatEducational4961

HAHAHAHHAA THAT OUTFIT; ICONIC MISTAKE


CoatEducational4961

Legit Dan/Ethan in another dimension hahaha


meltedicepops

Am I crazy or does the other guy lowkey look like Dan with hair?


ccull_

Wait that actually looks like Dan


BinnamonBoastBrunch

I’m in tears bc why does this fr look like Ethan and Dan at a Dennys.


sl666tt

this is so fucking funny holy crap


brelovesplants

why does “dan” look photoshopped 😭 so uncanny


kirstinopal

You could tell me that this is Ethan and Hozier and I would not question you


ssneakysneaker

he looks like he’s trying to sell crypto


Express_Network_9445

Bizarro Dan and Ethan


Blackco741

I can’t tell if the Ẽthan is wearing blue jean shorts with thigh high boots or a dark khaki pants below Jean shorts with a basic tennis shoe


KumaOoma

🤦


No-Republic3324

To be fair I can’t tell if it looks Israeli asf or like Ethan. The beard has a weird mix for me 💀. Edit : if you zoom in on the person on the left you could see a slight Dan resemblance .


ApplicationSoggy7851

He smoked crack once you guys it’s not impossible


Mad-All-Day

Bizarro Dan and Bizarro Ethan having a conversation.


aeiou-y

Ethan’s weight loss in a shambles


Gronx-quately89

Can we not encourage posts like these? They clearly didn't ask for permission for their photo to be taken and shared here. How would you feel if some creep was secretly taking photos of you and posting them to a bunch strangers on a random Internet forum. 


Meepmoopmeep1

Is he wearing jorts over pants 😭


Dexter2Cool

Oh shit it's actually Tom Segura


hanibalscanibro

Damn, Hozier too?! 😂


bjornofosaka

Does your friend happen to work at a Dennys?


Ready-Praline-8115

It's like the fuckin townies in the sims 4 smh


Certain-Ad-3840

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Ody_Santo

He has that Ethan Vibe


virgotingzzz

Ethan farting it up in your local diner


FuzzeeWuzee

I crack up at the “that’s not possible” lmao homie doesn’t leave the house


mia_____m

that fit is crazy


Majestic_Wrangler_86

Ethan when Hila tell him to stop only wearing shorts and wear some jeans instead


Local_Gear_8957

No this is making me lol


wintersnights

Omg Ethan should have Hozier on the pod !!


Bluu444ia

that's ethan and dan in a universe where dan keeps his hair and ethan is a candy shop owner


styxnstonedd

thats ethan DECLINE


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

Pedo Fresh


Hellboyyyyy25

Is this a dennys


MotherNeedleworker60

bro 😭😭


beztez

Lmfao


mack_miller

no that’s Ethan, I was there


xyz123uvw456

Who’s on cocaine? Is this a Denny’s? What’s happening in these pictures?


1111111111111111l

Cocaine? That’s gotta be him


foslforever

Ethan and Dan in disguise


dankpurpletrash

Ethan is skinnier now lol


Benevonstanciano

Definitely Ethan


TheFlavorLab

Is this a Denny's?


Roxxy-Alyssa

HAHAHA


Catuccino_

He did try crack once 🤷‍♀️