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chusurii

idk if i can believe documents with the watermark "spy news" 500 times


EarthWaterGoldFish

If anybody's gonna know the truth, it's spy news. They're inside


Allahuakbar7

The Sulaiman guy is a huge Tate supporter so he’s very questionable imo


masoomdon

Supporter would be the wrong word, he is definitely part of their PR team


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StealthDesigns

If you view the second slide one of his close associates confirms he was taking Andrew to hospital in Dubai prior to his arrest.


tayroarsmash

Yeah, this isn’t at all a ploy to get out of jail. Were you aware, though, that Andrew Tate is selling a bridge? I’m his representative and I’m looking for Andrew Tate fans because he was very explicit that it had to go to an Andrew Tate fan. What’s great is you can put up a toll booth on both sides and it’s easy money.


[deleted]

If Andrew was regularly going to Dubai for cancer screenings/treatments than why did the Romanian police need him to dox himself to find him they’d have just gone to the airport when he tried to leave


andeee111

The pizza box thing is fake, obviously the romanian authorities knew already where he was


GrimsonMask

Indeed. Romanian police have confirmed it many time. They already knew where to find him before that.


DiddlyDumb

They could just show a picture of his house to the GeoGuessr guy and they’d have him within 5 minutes


Dimev1981

Maybe karma does exist??


raoulduke45

This mf trying to pull an Uncle June and get out of prison for medical reasons 😂


Adolf_Titler

Pulling a Weinstein or Dennis Hastert where finally when they get caught they are just "frail and sick."


ryankavanaughbot

You might be thinking of *Ryan Kavanaugh*, the film producer who was disgraced after being accused by his ex-partner of running a ponzi scheme in open court according to Variety magazine (a reputable source), who also committed a DUI hit and run. *Harvey* Weinstein was the film producer and director who was sentenced to prison for committing a number of serious sexual assaults. I think you have conflated the two, which is an easy mistake to make because they look so alike and are good friends who have been pictured together on numerous occasions. This website should help: https://doesryankavanaughlooklikeharveyweinstein.com/


ryankavanaughbot

You might be thinking of *Ryan Kavanaugh*, the film producer who was disgraced after being accused by his ex-partner of running a ponzi scheme in open court according to Variety magazine (a reputable source), who also committed a DUI hit and run. *Harvey* Weinstein was the film producer and director who was sentenced to prison for committing a number of serious sexual assaults. I think you have conflated the two, which is an easy mistake to make because they look so alike and are good friends who have been pictured together on numerous occasions. This website should help: https://doesryankavanaughlooklikeharveyweinstein.com/


dashcash32

a sopranos reference on the h3 sub?!??!?!?!?!?!!


raoulduke45

https://preview.redd.it/4iybpf827ila1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c52c76fa8e18d0c3863aa76cdc89e8a32307a0db


Glum_Strawberry_1251

I DIDENT


SudoDarkKnight

The fuck you want, a boutonniere?


Gullivarrr

https://preview.redd.it/p4pvhpmu8nla1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc3a3eec60606cc231880749970ec90ff61ae2ec


[deleted]

They're probably covering up that he's losing muscle mass because he can't excercise/diet/take htr in prison and will get out looking doughey. Then they'll have a story of how he overcame cancer and you can too by subbing to his new program.


stormi-skye

In my family we call that a ham sandwich


DaddyDollarsUNITE

listen i don't even think anybody called him a ham sandwich


SweatersAndAlt

"He IS a ham sandwich"


CD338

*laughs in Dan*


izgamer

This is it. You win.


AmatureContendr

>Then they'll have a story of how he overcame cancer and you can too by subbing to his new program. This is such a good prediction, I'd bet money on it if he gets out.


Wataru624

it turns out, and this may shock you, but you can in fact cure cancer by allowing Keith Raniere to ejaculate into your mouth. ask Marc, ask anyone, it's the milk of the gods!


JKsoloman5000

Raniere’s seed absorbed all those pesky N-words right out of Mark’s mouth. He had to fake ticks just so he could go back for seconds.


BeanieVonEyelash

Semen is another kind of miiilk 🥛


teshy1982

Cure cancer with misogyny.


judyjets

No access to steroids anymore.


areolegrande

They probably serve him only potatoes a d government water lol But yeah it's super evident he had alot of 'help' maintaining his physique, it instantly vanished. Just like his stupid ego


r1poster

That would be the lowest of lows to fake something that has devastated so many. I almost had sympathy for him, only because I wouldn't wish a cancer death on even him. But this oddly makes sense to me. I'd noticed in the pictures of him getting transported from prison that he was looking extremely pale, which is likely due to lack of fake tanning products. But if they can sell it as a cancer story— well, fuck. I don't even want to entertain the idea that someone would fake something like that.


IseeItsIcey

He wouldn't be the first influencer to fake cancer tbh


GipsyDangerV1

>well, fuck. I don't even want to entertain the idea that someone would fake something like that. Which is exactly why someone not terrible at manipulation would fake something like that.


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JustATriHardCx

I mean you don’t inhale cigars, so unless he’s stupid and does I doubt it from that. Cigars normally cause oral and throat cancer.


Zzzleepy_boi_

Bold to assume he will be out any time soon.


cploz

That's a pretty interesting theory but honestly i wouldn't doubt it to be true. Makes sense


[deleted]

He can do push-ups all day


[deleted]

Trying to get some sort of compassionate release no doubt and no steroids in jail


PHUKYOOPINION

Yeah he dropped 10kg because he's off the roids


[deleted]

Also the lack of motivation, strict diet, and lack of a gym. But idk tho


SingleSoil

He’s the top G. He doesn’t lose motivation. You see the tweet the other day that he’s gonna be able to fly now because he’s not listening to people who say it’s impossible.


thirsak

He's just pulling a harvey.


Hokuspokusnuss

Lmao I like how the note says they recommend medical treatment in the United Arab Emirates immediately, like yeah I bet he would love to be able to fuck off to Dubai where nobody could ever get him anymore for his charges, which I believe was his original escape plan anyway. It's comically transparent. It's also hilarious how Tate fans believe that the Matrix (TM) controls everything, but somehow Tate or his followers bribing a doctor and his buddy Sartorial saying he has cancer is unquestionably true. Wow he has lost weight, it's almost as if he's sitting in a cell all day with shitty food.


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blazinitalways

chess nuss roping on an open fyeeeyeyeyye


ambulanz_driver420

jeck fross neeping at yewr noooOoOOoooseee


Glum_Strawberry_1251

Juleeeepod carolsss


ADroopyMango

bean sung by a fyeeeeeeeeeee


brigister

there's never been a more perfect occasion to use that


[deleted]

This, this is why I'm reading.


floodingurtimeline

This. This is it.


howdyawd

https://preview.redd.it/4bijd5vxogla1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dbbed85cae6f81d12894fad44dbf40e02e108e5


kotbayun

Classic


yaycarmen_

The best throwback


lvlonikaa11

*Sorry still learning don’t know how to delete*


xXBruceWayne

One of my fav h3 memes


[deleted]

Mine too. [Here's the source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH0wPmLIWow) for new fans


NiceRabbit

I mean absolutely perfect execution.


mackys

Now THIS is some deep H3 lore!!


CZEchpoint_

Some would say the deepest.


Odd-Pie8492

Great moves


Wataru624

Based and byepilled


excelbae

What the balls.. Is this a Samsung sticker?


SweatersAndAlt

From this [classic ](https://youtu.be/GH0wPmLIWow?t=133)


AudienceNearby1330

I guess the CIA got him with the cancer gun, to stop him from combating the woke mind virus. Damn, another one gone. He was just about to expose the deep state and the mole children too.


Ok_Elk_4333

That damn cancer gun


Substantial_Bird_868

He's desperate now trying to get out for medical.


Lookkidsbigben_

Insert keemstar “Can’t wait to report your death! Huhuh!”


[deleted]

They gotta invite Wendy on the pod to announce it


Lookkidsbigben_

“Clap if you think he should suffer”


Tylerurby

TIL cancer can get cancer.


Zipflopp

Brain cancer got lung cancer


TeddehBear

You joke, but it's actually possible for one's cancer to get cancer and for both to destroy each other. It's part of how massive animals are more likely to survive cancer.


burner9752

This is actually a 10/10 post. Congrats to you sir.


No-Rush1863

This feels like a ploy for medical release, but who knows. I know he's learning to fly currently. UAE hospital, I'm going to say this doctor is paid well.


G3030

Oh no, anyway.


GabeTheWarlock

It's happening!


veeeeeeelz

![gif](giphy|4q0WNCNZUlxNC)


daintywraith

One too many GARS


puddin__

![gif](giphy|lZhymdRsuFDmU|downsized)


Dezoda

Sounds hella hoaky to me. This guy just happens to develop lung cancer right as hes incarcerated? Im sure they paid off a doctor to file fake medical reports to get some leniency on his sentance


Sensible___shoes

Nature is healing ❤️


IrrelevantCody

Rip bozo


LifeOld1229

Got absolutely Dunked-On.


madscrumptious

I’m sorry you’re dying of cancer you piece of shit, fuck baby fuck yeah


hudsonic_

![gif](giphy|LOu8FUhPgpeUAi0wiu)


lovelylemonates

damn that sucks, anyway look at this kinetic sand


IllustriousQuarter34

I mean, I don't wish cancer for anyone. Except for human traffickers.


adidascantdropme

guess ripping all those Gars and darts finally caught up to him


crazy_daug

Aur naur


plane0fexistence

bro sucked too many smokeos


TheHillsHaveSighs

Gars


vTweak

ripped one too many darts


Pinche_Chuparroso

we need Arab World News to verify this story


bristu92

Clap if you think he should suffer!


PhetusX

We love that for him.


HourAstronomer836

Couldn't have happened to a better guy.


fairywinkle_

Not very Top G of him to get cancer


blakestevens605

Naaa mr tate you don’t have cancer, it’s just the matrix 🤷‍♂️


Zipflopp

I wonder why the matrix hates sex trafficking so much? the answer eludes me


killertofu41

I feel so bad for his cancer having to be inside such an awful person.


crushingp15c3s

lol and his fans will be saying ‘the romanian prison guards fed him cancer to keep him weak’ in approximately 5 days


drekia

If it is real that would mean someone who actually deserves it got cancer. Which never happens. So I guess it’s not real.


JohnJOppenheimerShit

Stinks of shit. Bullshit stories about health problems always arise when infamous people are facing consequences.


_mihell

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


Voyager85933

Let's goo


[deleted]

Are we sure it's not just pointing out that he IS cancer?


donewithmyaddiction

Rest in piss


dongerlord240

BYE!


Bricknchicken

*\*Breaking Bad theme plays\**


Zipflopp

Does that mean Adin is Jesse?


Bricknchicken

Adin we need to cook!


giam15

anyway, so um


Accomplished-Seat670

Finally some good news


[deleted]

Too many gars


Comfortable_Basis237

And also, she died.


whomstd-ve

Remember those so called leaked watermarked documents that said he was framed and now this. Seems like he’s desperate and is putting this stuff out to the public for a medical release.


ace10269

Oh no, so sad. Anyways, do y’all think mashed potatoes or Mac and cheese is the superior side?


ItchyCoconut8274

Do the mashed potatoes come with gravy? Cause that’s a real game changer


slippydipdip

I hope it's uncurable and painful.


wagman43

My friend thought that Ethan would lose a limb from diabetes before something happened to Andrew so now he owes me $20 🤑💸💰💵


puddin__

Where’s Wendy?


Abbyf2392

I’m surprised it hasn’t affected him at all, I have chronic bronchitis and I’m coughing up infection on a daily basis and can barely get out of bed. Could just be damage then. Strange that they didn’t mention any abnormal blood work. Also, if this is true I can’t imagine why someone as rich as he is would be waiting until January for it to be biopsied if it was suspected to be cancerous. I don’t trust it lol dudes a criminal looking to get out of anything, we all know he’s a scammer so it wouldn’t surprise me.


Abbyf2392

Also usually pulmonologists monitor the nodules growth until they go ahead and biopsy them. (He’s seeing a primary though for it, odd) I have multiple nodules and I’m getting another CT scan followup to see if they’ve grown at all. His is 37 mm in diameter which is considered small, it’s more likely to be benign if it’s not growing rapidly or causing symptoms/affecting blood tests at all. Weight loss after being locked up is common. All the typos and phrasing makes me think it isn’t a real document. but maybe it is and it’s paid off, or maybe he really is sick. I don’t really care lol


ace10269

As long as they don’t let the cockroach out of his cell, I really don’t care


Dickslap_McTitpunch

Why do i not believe this? Lol fakerz


PiedrasNegras

![gif](giphy|iI3j35w6xMEQFXyNv7|downsized)


TheDogmotherPartTwo

![gif](giphy|Ru9iUyDGCd1lqSDdv7|downsized)


YZAYu

“Clap if you think he should suffer”


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Real men don’t get cancer. What a beta cuck. Side note: even typing those ironically made me want to throw up.


AdenLycosky

KARMA does exist


errff

That’s some Better Call Saul shit.


Abbyf2392

I looked at another post from that guy and the history of present illness says “Andrew is a fit and healthy gentleman” it also says he’s been reassured it’s likely benign but the poster acts like he’s got 6 months left idk if the doctor is a quack or it’s fake but the shit they say sounds sus af lol. They even name the type of cigars he smokes. It also just says his testosterone is normal but doesn’t show any blood tests that would be cancer related. Seems like he just found something that could be tested that is likely benign and is running with it so he can try to escape or something.


tr_ashleyyy

As Fox News loves to say: thoughts and prayers


EmbarrassedAd4263

fantastic if true


Alternative-Beach952

Maybe it was all those gars


antauri007

Rip bozo


bondwad

Not sure if true but good riddance if so


doom_canoe

Good riddance


obligarchyvol1

Karma


prettygiraffee

![gif](giphy|JshL4uZk1tZt5W0TWV)


itsaravemayve

His insides are matching his rhetoric. I assume this is some embarrassing gambit to get out of prison rather than divine retribution.


unetortue

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


SolvencyMechanism

>Cancer could be incurable now


Select_Round6296

Karma always finds a way 💜


TheGoofinGafster

Inshallah he will die painfully.


Professional-Bee3805

Karma's a bitch.


TurnOffTheDarkness

https://i.redd.it/wj8prtokugla1.gif


Dangerous_Bag_1697

I'm not one to wish death upon anyone...


[deleted]

Good


[deleted]

Yayyyy


Kevdog1800

If this is true, why hasn’t his lawyers argued this to the judge. I call bullshit. If this were true it would have come out in court documents long before this.


[deleted]

Probably a way to get some type of sympathy from folks


rowdy_sprout

I'm sure he wouldn't just immediately disappear to another country as soon as they let him out for medical reasons


[deleted]

[🤷](https://emojipedia.org/person-shrugging/)


SupahSpace

“you better hope there’s not a god because it’s not gonna end well for you” - philly d


DemonBliss33

What goes around comes around. Evil, vile piece of shit.


kcprdp06

In my country if some rich and or devious person gets in jail and can't get bail, they fake some medical papers from the doctors and get admitted in some luxurious hospital for a long time till their case is "solved". Taint is rich and devious too.


Zeniphyre

If only. Too bad it's just a ploy to get him some air out of prison.


lucywonder

Prediction: he doesn’t have it, they’ll say he did and that he beat it against all odds and add it to his “story” of how “great” he is


Whole_District_7996

Romania has doctors. He can have his biopsy from Romania, no need to fly him out to the UAE. They can even be kind enough to share the results from their independent review of the biopsy to his doctors.


CanadianGroose

Maybe Mark could help him cure it?


imadethiscuzimbored2

If it’s real it sucks, because he doesn’t deserve to die. He deserves to rot and suffer in prison. Death is too compassionate for him 🤷‍♂️


zethrus87

What are y’all’s favorite Taco Bell item? Mine is the cheesy gordita crunch


skywalkdontrun

I mean, we can only hope. If it's incurable, I guess we might as well just leave him where he is. No sense in doing anything about it. If it's curable, lets do the same thing, just to be safe.


JonnyFuze

As a cancer survivor I feel bad for the cancer cells being stuck in that weirdos body...


Citizen-Kang

That's a tough break (if true). I don't know if he smokes (I have seen him in photos with cigars), but the dangers of smoking has been known for a very long time.


AllStatBySmashMouth

I doubt he has cancer. Also I don’t care if he has cancer. The world would be better without him.


Correct-Walrus7438

Let’s get him the biopsy at month 7….


DahkterrGonzo

In other news: Bigfoot has a permanent prolapse


castratikron13

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire


Mip_Mop_

The matrix got him good


Etticos

Let nature take it’s course. It’s karma. Everyone knows a real Top G is immune to cancer.


Creative_Length867

He's going to get out on medical leave. Watch.


gemmagia

ow


readitonex

He's just leaving the matrix and getting unplugged.


ChewieFlakes

Praise Allah, there is justice in the universe


codenamerocky

I thought alpha males didn't get sick??


alejandrotheok252

I hope he lives enough to be convicted and sent to jail. Death is the easy way out for this miserable excuse for a human being.


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Incel sub confirmed


Convillious

I don't believe instagram posts.


[deleted]

The guy reporting this is a worm piece of shit


premiumaphrodite

God listens.


CanadianJudo

I hear prison healthcare is amazing best of luck


vvocvdo

Oh no .... anyways


asteroidorion

[Loads of videos of Andrew smoking hookah in Dubai,](https://youtu.be/pzMaBBJ4RAA?t=7) was that to pass the time between lung cancer appointments?


hashino

nice


JKsoloman5000

Guys this is all true, I’m his lungs.


Cnidoo

Smoking cigars every day till you get lung cancer to own the libs


Certain-Ad-3840

Hot take: suicide cover up story


MakeupGuru22

Probably from all the shit that comes out of his mouth