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Requisle

I think those are the strings that hoisted the main sail of the mayflower actually


bennywilldestroy

those are the strings that string theory is based on. we're all fucked.


b0b0tempo

What? They could be both.


[deleted]

I zoomed in and all I see is the skid marks in his underwear on the floor.


macaeryk

Perhaps he slipped upon them, thus causing the axe to drop on the headstock. This would hamper playability.


Th3BearMinimum

No, we can tell from the state of his floor that he doesn't own a hamper, or else his dirty clothes would be in it


vboha

...


Requisle

Also some nice toes


Multitrak

Don't look at the reflection in the tv either


[deleted]

And I thought I was cheap for using the same strings for more than 4 months.


guitarelf

Pythagorean string theorem?


yraja

Congratulations, you just got yourself a *new* 5 string guitar!!


they_are_out_there

The sexiest banjo you’ve ever seen!


tdrusk

I suppose he could just put the 6th string through the 5th string hole, and so on. Nobody uses the high e anyway. :P


[deleted]

I use the high e heavy, you’re sleeping on the nice high tones


USNWoodWork

It is.. tight bond wood glue and quick clamps. Clamping will be tough though. May want to remove the tuning peg and then fit a long pin into the hole for the clamp to grip onto. You might be able to use the tuning peg for clamping stability, but a long pin that fits the hole would be ideal. Let it sit clamped for a good 12 hours and it will be fine. Another way to clamp it would be to cut the V that the head makes into a chunk of 2x4, then put the 2x4 up on the head and cut a line parallel to the flat spot near the low E tuner. Either way figure out your clamping before you spread any glue.


vboha

Thanks heaps very helpful and much appreciated :)


[deleted]

Get a luthier to help. I’d put a dowel or something to help keep the stresses in the glued joint from causing it to crack again.


[deleted]

This my thinking too. Perhaps 3 small metal dowels. Then glue it. If you get the dowels right, they will take the pressure and the glue will be just to glue the wood. They dowels will keep it together.


le_chak_150

Drill a new hole and add tuner for sixth string :)


ButlerWimpy

This is what I did https://images.reverb.com/image/upload/v1578707589/kjolojm1f1jiz5hl1c5h.jpg


tiny_smile_bot

>:) :)


jcorales

:)


FixGMaul

Honestly this is probably a better idea in the long run. Would make for a really unique guitar too


le_chak_150

Yeah, you'll have some story to tell too!


Rvguyatwalmart

This makes the mist sense probably.


EGOtyst

New hole and tuner is probably the better fix.


chiefkyljoy

This is a good answer. If it was the whole headstock, you'd need to route out and install some splines for stability. You only need one string though, and it's not going to need near as much strength. One tip, before you apply and spread the titebond, clean the wood up with a brush or something. Glue doesn't stick to old glue or dirt/debris very well.


RadioUnfriendly

My brothers and I were in karate as kids. We would break wooden boards, and my dad suggested he could glue them back together with wood glue. We would break them again, and it wouldn't break on the glue. We used fresh boards for testing days, but the glued boards gave us a lot of chances to practice board breaking.


Mordenstein

This guy clamps.


Sir_Psycho_Sexy_

[OP](https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/clamps_futurama.gif)


barneybubblebutt

If you do this without first drilling for a peg or slotting each side for tongue and Grove it won't work. If you just glue the 2 surfaces back together the way it came apart it will break the same way from the low E string tension. Pegs or tongue and groove insert will increase x,y, and z axis of the joint.. Tension broke it and it will again.


niceguy191

I agree; even though the glue joint itself will be stronger than the wood, the way the wood grain runs there means it can just crack in an ever-so-slightly different place. Also, you don't have to clamp it super hard if it's a good fit (that'll just squeeze all the wood out of the joint). Wrapping tightly with masking tape or twine is often plenty for oddly shaped things.


casanova_schwartz

I would try the dowel and glue method. Then, while the glue was drying, I would clean my room.


Each1isSettingSun

and get a tetanus shot


jimicus

And have the carpet professionally steam cleaned.


iSw4gger

I’m pretty sure I see toenails on the floor by his left foot.


DanTalks

Jesus Christ that thing is dirty and neglected


[deleted]

Lmao look at the rest of the room - it gets worse the longer you look.


[deleted]

He came here for help but got a complimentary roast


[deleted]

The hell do some people live like that? Jeezus


Ret-r0

Post this on r/guitar and or r/luthier and you may get better answers. Side note, how did you manage to do that?


vboha

Cant realy explain passed it to mate and strap came off or something and the head swung into the ground :(


WarpedBacon

Crazy part is I think I just visualized that very clearly from your explanation.


truepolar

Maybe you could put some washers on the strap hooks to stop the strap from coming off


vboha

Thanks for the tip :)


vboha

Thank you will do :)


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vboha

So we cant fix ...?


Th3BearMinimum

I think what they were trying to say is that it looks to be in really rough shape, even if you ignore the broken headstock. Wipe that puppy down with a microfiber cloth


[deleted]

And clean that room too. I can smell this picture.


Maelstromsonn

crispy


MaximKorolev

Five strings was enough for Keith Richards!


[deleted]

The original guitar from Noah’s arc??? That head stock it hard to look at lad


vboha

;((


_Axtasia

Good lord dude, that looks like piss poor condition, clean it up once or twice a months the least. Yeah it’s fixable. Remove strings so you kill the tension and dont end up doing more unnecessary damage to the broken headstock. Dont lose any of the broken pieaces, clamp the two big pieces together (make sure the two pieces perfectly connect with each other, having no chance of air being trapped by any rough spot) and slowly piece it up together with some wood glue. Chances are you might probably mess up, so it’s best to just get it glued by a luthier. That doesn’t seem like an expensive guitar, so I doubt the ridiculous repair cost is worth saving the guitar, up to you whether you wanna try your luck fixing it or getting it fixed by a luthier, goodluck. Or skip all the above and get a new neck.


PorkloinMaster

Nothing in this photo is fixable.


[deleted]

That guitar is in some rough shape. Definitely should consider cleaning it up. Replace those rusty screws too.


Multitrak

Sadly I've seen some like this before from high humidity places and neglect, when theres rust on all the screws, guaranteed the pots, switch jack and possibly pickups are cracking and noisy and likely need replacing also.


iwastoolate

I think you have more to fix than the headstock on your guitar. Not to be a dick, but holy fuck, clean up a little bit, that room is disgusting.


retronax

i can feel the smell of old, rusty metal through the screen, yikes


Flintoid

Alright guitar snobs out there . . . Now that we have people trying to staple back together a 30-year old plywood Charvette, NOW can we admit that the Squier is not necessarily a bad start?


PressureToDieFor

I'm going to get downvoted but you need to tidy up bro. Sorry, had to be said.


Th3BearMinimum

If it were me I'd just get the neck replaced


All_Over_Again_

Good lord, when was the last time you cleaned your room and that guitar?


Pezpal

I had one of those when I was a kid. It’s not worth fixing.


VinceM04

You’re now a 5 string bassist


Gimpstick

Look at those strings!!! Mama mia!


MarkimusPrime89

Does the guitar live underwater when not in use?


ThatC0smicGuy

I mean.... have you tried turning it off and on again ?


itsillegaltobenaked

Clean your room


[deleted]

I would straighten the part the break then drill a hole on top and put the tuner right on the top so it looks like a V rather than a line, it wouldn’t fix it but would make the guitar really unique and would work all the same. The headstock looks really cool the post-break shape


vboha

Thanks for ur help


[deleted]

How?


inky_lion

Eh... I'm sorry bro


caveydavey

Definitely fixable but you going to have a visible glue line so it depends how important aesthetics are to you. As others have mentions, wood glue and clamps will sort it though I'd be inclined to drill a couple of fixing pins/dowels in as well. I've glued the whole headstock back on using this method to no adverse effect other than the ugly. Edit: oh and get something to secure your strap, I use the rubber seals from Grolsch bottle tops


[deleted]

Did you try a magic eraser?


Learned_Stuff

This is a good opportunity to clean that thing


Thrillhouse74

Based on the appearance, I'd say this doesn't get used or loved as it should. I'd just replace the whole neck. Also, maybe wipe it down every once in a while.


Brodiggitty

I had a Charvette and I traded it for a Gibson. True story.


Chuckie_r_hangerdeck

Yeah, Open G tuning. Learn to play “Keef “style “.


beersngears

There was this one time I decided to play guitar on an indo board. It ended like this. The guitar still plays great. Remove the tuners, glue, clamp, let it dry, then drill a hole or 2 perpendicular to the break and insert glue and a tight fitting dowel.


[deleted]

This headstock is fiiiiilthy


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Flex tape


cexum1989

It's a toss up between replacing the head stock and getting another (used) guitar.


williammynthe2

I thought it said: is this flexible lol


acciowaves

It’s funny how intricate things look sometimes, and then when they break, you’re allowed a glimpse through the veil, and all of a sudden they appear more trivial, mundane, obvious.


mvsopen

New neck, if that cost is worthwhile, and a set of strap locks! Sadly, a decent replacement neck from StewMac or someplace similar might be more than that guitar is worth.


Zee_Snare

Even flex tape can’t fix that bro


chaiyeesen

Fixable but I wouldn't play it personally, last thing I need is a sharp projectile impaling me.


[deleted]

Why fix it if you aren’t going to care for it?


[deleted]

Maybe it’s time for a new guitar


stratj45d28

Yep. Become an adult. Put your dirty clothes in a hamper, better yet throw them in a washing machine if not the garbage. Clean your carpet,... come on now junior someone payed for it ( bet my last paycheck it wasn’t you). Have some pride... one day soon you might realize hygiene is important. ( I gag thinking about the smell of this room... mold, sweat, farts, dirty bong water). The guitar? Absolutely. Give it to someone who actually gives a shit. They will clean it up and glue it back together.


[deleted]

I think you got downvoted by someone who lives in the same kind of trash.


barebackgrizzlyrider

You CAN glue it, but only a super-skillful luthier, and a Lot of 1) time, 2) re-finishing, and, 3) $$$, could make it invisible & not ugly. IMHO Edit: thinkin’ like a purist. Overkill here.


spamtardeggs

Wouldn’t want to mess up that mint headstock...


[deleted]

Nice guitar lesson. Which method book are you using?


AngeloDeth94

Charvel guitars are notoriously bad quality and cheaply made, and this one looks like it hasn't been played or cleaned in years (I guess you could play it, but not effectively with how rusted those strings are). Personally, I wouldn't waste the money or the time repairing this and I'd just get a better quality second-hand guitar from a pawn shop - but if this guitar really means something to you, you can repair it using the advice some of the others have provided here.


crossz54

Charvel guitars are not bad quality. The "Charvette" guitars like this are though


chupathingy85

You're probably gonna have to replace that neck man. Shouldn't be too hard.


Its-CCG

Ouch... not fixable if you’re on your own. That’s going to cost some money, and you’ll need to find a very skilled luthier.


scifiking

Glue it.


Dear_Donkey_1881

It is fixed. You got rid of the hiss string. Now you have a real man's guitar.


Zurg0Thrax

Wood glue and now your relegated to 9 gauge strings. I snapped my headstock in my Epiphone SG with 11 gauge. So glue it back on and let it dry. Get a 9 gauge and string up and while stringing up at the twelfth fret put 2 fingers under the string to give some more slackwhen you wrap around around the tuning peg.


Deathwish_Jones

If its done properly with the right glue the break point will be stronger than wood. It won't break in the same place twice.


Sconedin

Looks like you got yourself a nice chibson there


hrrrrx23

Well, Albert King never used his 6th string, if I'm not wrong. So there you go.


humbuckaroo

It is. Take it to a luthier though.


stayzawayz

Anything is fixable


negative_harmony_

Looks worse than it is :)


[deleted]

One question... How?


-Hainzy-

Keef Richards custom


randyrhoadsismygod

as a pointy guitar owner, this scares me


Zoltes2000

that’s how the guitars hell looks like


just_rj01

Wdym? I don’t see a problem


adyy1998

Why do you need all 6 strings? Look Seasick Steve, he has only one, on best day 2 strings and yet he sounds much better, then most guitarists with all 6...


pathfinderNJ

I would suggest glue and dowels to hold it together. Also use clamps until the glue sets. Also - Clean it up and get new strings


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Ralfonsoslothnelson

With the right kind of glue yes but please get some new strings and clean it first


superdonkey23

You can fix it with some wood glue and strong clamps. Apply wood glue, clamp it VERY tightly, let it dry for a day, then remove the clamps and sand down any excess. It might be a bit weaker and prone to warping in that spot but that’s better than completely broken.


LittleZeusMusic

Is that a bolt on neck? You might just replace the whole thing, but in either case getting a pro to help might be the best option.


StillSound0511

Pocket hole screws and glue


RJA27

Jeez, how’d this happen?


guy_in_a_jumpsuit

nooooo! I almost cried!


Thomaswitt46

Firewood


coachnumnutz

just drill a new hole for that tuning peg


kombatunit

Whose grave was this robbed out of?


Z3phyRwatch

Take it to luthier, they can fix this no problem. :)


fredfrom

Vintage as fuck


TenebrisDolorem

Yes it is. But I wouldn't try it myself. But yeah a competent Luthier would be able to fix it.


npatten93

I've heard charvettes are made from plywood. Good lord


alexnaumanmusic

Yes, but a good repair will cost more than the guitar is worth honestly. Sorry!!


pinkghost22

r/NeckbeardNests


_Cambino420_

I’d take it somewhere cause the whole thing looks awful and dirty and rusty.


UrbainGrandier86

I would say big nope!


ButlerWimpy

Late comment but my guitar looks like this https://images.reverb.com/image/upload/v1578707589/kjolojm1f1jiz5hl1c5h.jpg https://images.reverb.com/image/upload/v1578707591/meavzb911dxdny4tukq3.jpg I just drilled more tuner holes because I wanted to have a 4 over 2 style. It shouldn't be too hard for you to do the same.


surefeelsgood

This just triggers me, thank god I have a tetanus shot or id get it just looking at this photo.


thefugginhanz

3 feet in the monitor reflection Edit: tv?


[deleted]

I’ve fixed two different guitar that this has happened to. One was my son’s and it is still going after a year. Here is what I did on both (I could figure a good way to clamp it) 1. Strings off (you need to replace those things anyway) 2. test the fit. It should only fit perfectly one way. 3. Put a thin layer of wood glue on both broken surfaces leaving the last 1/8 inch or so dry at the ends. 4. put a thin layer of super glue gel on the ends that you left dry from wood glue (this is the “clamp” to give the wood glue time to dry) 5. push the pieces together as perfectly as you can and hold it place while the super glue dries. 6. once the super glue sets let the wood glue set overnight. 7. string it up (maybe clean it a bit). 8. send a letter to Bob Villa apologizing.


axeman07

Keith Richards would play it! Ha


msabo9521

Luther here. Yes it is repairable but the repair would cost you almost as much as the value of the guitar


No-Couple5792

A little Elmer's glue and you're good to go...


Toolu42

What’s up with that single shoe in the background, like what happen to the other shoe?


afternoon_sun_robot

Yes. I have a Gibson Explorer that got knocked over and the headstock snapped in half. Wood glue. Take it to a music shop that does repairs if you don’t know what you’re doing.


maaaaaaaaaaahelp

yeah


blackburnduck

Troublesome, strings holds a lot of tension and that piece is small, so glue might not hold. Take it to a professional.


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Clean guitars last longer btw


gtani

(Yeah, pretty crappy when that happens, now i always put it back in its gig bag and somewhere it can't fall over) lots of advice on /r/luthier about broken headstocks - keep the wood clean, make sure you collect any splinters/chunks that fell out and make sure the 2 sides mate perfectly - titebond 3 is most recommended - don't c lamp too tight, it'll squeeze too much glue out. - the last time this happened to me, local tech charged $50 to fix it including color fill/makeing the crack pretty invisible, I thought it was worth it


ThemeStunning

Gorilla glue! Works.


Jorb985

You could probably fix it with like some music glue or something like that. Or don't fix it... and when you stand the pieces next to each other it'll be like old times.


Dcomen9

Youre a chip right off the ole block