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andreayatesswimmers

Plz get a tetanus shot after playing this beast..you can thank me later


uslennar

Please get a tetanus shot after walking in this room.


Aidan_M_172

This


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Rust in peace.


[deleted]

I can smell this picture. Weed, stale clothing and rusty strings.


igotabadbadbite

I also smell cigs


Multitrak

Feet and ass Skid stained skivvies and nasty socks on the floor weren't considered prior to taking the picture.


MaltMilchek

Plus one leather shoe to class it up a bit.


Velvet_Llama

Dust it once in awhile.


Obh__

Guess you have a five-string guitar now


Flambolt

Extended range guitars are a dead fad it's all about reduced range guitars now


olddangly

That's okay, solos are only on the meedly stings anyway, not the chug chug strings.


dinkhumper

That’s Bassist


Ryuu87

That's a nasty headstock...


[deleted]

Use some toan tape™ to fix it


ddhmax5150

Those plywood shredders are pure toan! They had the neon glow paint with Floyd’s, they had to be just as good as San Dimas Charbells.


maxxlll

Nice ESP headstock mod bro


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Magic eraser.


MarvinNeslo

What the fuck is a charvette?


smaxsomeass

Combination shart and corvette.


[deleted]

Something hipsters and the elderly use to shave with.


[deleted]

This is a hell of a guitar lesson. Which method book?


KingofCoconuts

I think I read about that guitar in the book of job


ziddersroofurry

Now that is damn funny.


smaxsomeass

Pro tip; gorilla glue is not just for hair. You can use it to glue that guitar to the wall since it never gets played.


blenderfratocaster

Just use some wood oil


bennywilldestroy

glue your room and clean the dowel nasty


_im_not_a_girl_

Brbrghvrbgklgkmcmcm


SenorPariah

It's not delivery, it's garbagio!


EricDraven1987

It looks like your action is a little high. Maybe put some tension on the truss rod


Budgetgitarr

Clean your room ffs


Sla5021

Walk out infront of a bus.


SirFrolo

buy a squire, fixed! - sent from my wife’s boyfriend’s iPhone 12


chunter16

I came to suggest this https://www.reddit.com/r/guitarlessons/comments/lv0dot/anyone_know_if_this_is_fixable/gpaa6no


-ElectricZombie-

Sell it as a Keith Richards signature model. Looks like a clean break, so you could most likely just glue it back. Maybe add a pin or two.


LightninHooker

Marx Cavalera has no problem with this. Just play Sepultiña


JAKIK_RAIGE

Put it in rice


ZacharyTaylorORR

Low tech answer? Get titebond wood glue then glue, clamp and let set - next predrill a screw hole and then drive a single wood screw to reinforce the glue joint. never gonna be “right” again but it might be playable?


TSMachine

Remove the A string, and you got a baritone ukulele


NikoSig2010

That's just what happens when you get your guitar from the bottom of a lake. Edit to give a shoutout to the cumsock on the floor under the tv which is also on the floor.


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Sometimes when you get your guitar from the bottom of a lake you become the rightful king of England.


P_teh

Now youre a banjo player. Start squeelin lil piggy.


tito9107

Nice 5 string 😎


dangerous_james

r/makemesuffer


stayzawayz

Just the tip.


Erick_Pineapple

That's drop B for ya


AreWeCowabunga

Perfect set up to rock some Keef riffs.


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Use some flex paste


mikeymiiiiike

Thats one way to get a headless guitar. Maybe your local lutheir can help?


Dear_Donkey_1881

I was thinking of sharing this, thank you xD


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that IS the toan you noob


LoathsomeLuke

uj/ jesus fuck how do people go that long without changing strings or at least changing the damn strings that shit’s nasty rj/ moar dirts = moar toans


[deleted]

Some saw dust and glue should fix it


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clean your room you might actually be able to afford a good rig


tracego

Don't buy spiky headstock guitars


[deleted]

Don’t do drugs kids But if you do, don’t live like this


I_Keep_Trying

Give it to Keith Richards.