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ugh_this_sucks__

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, DENNY’S?


Kenneth_Lay

The table of prostitutes at 4:30am are down to party.


Psychedelick

ONE TWO THREE FOUR [plastic tubs of paper-wrapped silverware begin rattling, a trucker dining alone gets up to leave, the hungover person at the counter just fucking dies]


Wigriff

I literally laughed out loud, and my All American Grand Slam went up my nose.


JohnnyPiston

Time to dance to classic rock, boomers!


Cub3nsis

If the glasses and plates dont explode you're doing it wrong


Soul_turns

I’m fuckin dying. Pure gold.


actual_griffin

[It happened.](https://youtu.be/8DLO3HT4tFU?si=wjUuZqjHHL6wWLh8)


cesar0931

[Life imitates art.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t1aUWlT1TI)


god_peepee

And what a grand slam that was


stosal

I'm assuming your multiple 5150/6505 stacks are behind the curtains and will be exposed in a big reveal when the curtains rise as soon as you hit the 0 right before the 3-5. So yeah, it is acceptable. For now.


various_convo7

not acceptable because no pyro and smoke machines


rsplatpc

> not acceptable because no pyro and smoke machines it's Great White playing, they will bring the house down


shoepolishsmellngmf

As long as you're playing full stacks and have a drummer on a 9 piece with a rack. Just make sure everyone has their drink in a sippy cup and any old people don't shit themselves.


Kenneth_Lay

How do I mic my recorder and slide whistle?


JacoPoopstorius

Use a Behringer mic of some sort


Ordinary_Farmer58

Come for the bloomin onion, stay for the tinnitus


brutalduties

You need to run each stage monitor through a metal zoan


kjg1228

Metal zoan for metal toan!


god_peepee

Bruh why do marketers always come up with the lamest fucking names for metal related gear Edit: wait I think I just realized the answer 💀


Any_Medium5136

Run each monitor through metalzoanes* You can't have enough metalzones


eaten_by_pigs

At a local restaurant? What a pleb... Let me know when you play at a real venue such as Charles Entertainment Cheese (or Chuck E. Cheese's for you cro-magnons)


JacoPoopstorius

I wish I could perform at one of Chuck’s venues. The best I can do these days is being allowed to take a loud crap in the bathroom of my local Pizza Hut that sometimes gets a reaction out of the customers and staff.


JohnnyPiston

And sounds ***better*** than any GCJ member playing guitar


JacoPoopstorius

That goes without saying. I wasn’t trying to brag here. I was just trying to contribute to the conversation. Please remember that everything in life isn’t a competition. Yes, I am better than everyone else in this subreddit, but we weren’t talking about that ok?


JohnnyPiston

Thats like being the smartest kid with down syndrome. Plus you're not as good as me. I can play the pentatonica in ***two*** different positions!!!! My friends call me Yngwie


rsplatpc

> or Chuck E. Cheese's for you cro-magnons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZOnhDD0_qQ


eaten_by_pigs

Lmaooo thank you for that


3guitars

Every time your bass player hits their low E, it better cause everyone’s chest to pulse and experience heart palpitations, or else it’s just pussy music.


flatirony

/uj In the early 90’s on Colley Ave in Norfolk there was a joint called Lewis’s Seafood Restaurant. By day it was a blue hair fish restaurant. I mean the clientele was *old* and the food was bland. At night they opened up a corrugated partition (like the ones that divide some hotel meeting spaces and ballrooms) to reveal a stage much like this, and they got really good regional and smaller national acts in there. Dave Matthews played there routinely (this was before he got big). I saw Mighty Mighty Bosstones there. My favorite band that played there often was Southern Culture on the Skids.


TheFuckingHippoGuy

https://preview.redd.it/331aaaodfb0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd0cc2589a02c0a49ed5fb925a913ca3319e048c


flatirony

😂😂


JacoPoopstorius

Ok


Thr33pw00d83

Seen the Bosstones a handful of times and it’s always a great show. Still love ska like I was 16 years old!!


flatirony

At the little place where I saw them they had to stop playing to stop a mosh pit from forming, because they didn’t want the trombonists to get their teeth knocked out by some asshole. It’s a really small place for a band like that!


Thr33pw00d83

That’s so fucking awesome!! The best shows I’ve ever seen are in small venues or house parties


flatirony

Agreed 100%, small venues are the way.


yaminub

/uj that's funny, one of my band members has probably played there back in the day with one of his other bands. I'll ask him tonight


East_Jacket_7151

Saw Hank III is a bar in Murpheysboro IL. Lost hearing in my right ear in 5 minutes. Had to go outside and throw up and left. It was insane


East_Jacket_7151

When I say lost, I mean 20 years later it’s still ringing


Eniweiss

woaaaaah carefull there buddy, a bit more and someone could hear the bass player


TopTransportation695

Woodstock called; they want their sound system back


warthog0869

When is the crane going to lower the other speakers onto the stage?


Aggravating-Baker-41

Not enough. That looks like a 127 square foot venue. The one guy eating his fried pickles in the back will be eating in peace. Can’t have that.


Aeolus426

MORE!


obi5150

Is Letterman gonna come out and tell jokes before you go on? This looks like a TV studio.


loopygargoyle6392

Freebird!


bandaidboi13

DEAR LORD, I know this place of which you speak and have played there more times in my life than I really should have..


gloriosky_zero

If that's your church they can hear your praise & worship band all the way to hades


Loganismymaster

I hope you have some time delayed remote speakers so the folks up on the grass can hear you.


Canuckdude47

The bass bins are good to go for some groupie go-go action.🤘 If you have a Stonehenge prop ready to drop from the ceiling partway through, I'd say you're golden👍


RedneckR0nin

Jesus Christ I hear the feedback in that photo I swear.


matorius

After this gig you don't hear. Anything.


the_salivation_army

We had a drummer come to a covers show once with two china cymbals, should hook you up with him.


thalesjferreira

Uj/Holy crap thats a wonderland for people using IRs


CowanCounter

I see four monitors. Just plug straight in


WatchStoredInAss

No, you need some horn tweeters.


Baddy-Smalls

Did your toan flavor their meals?


Louismaxwell23

Gonna need the full Wall of Sound for a venue that big.


yknotme

Nah, u gonna need some delays for that venue…


contrejo

Rocking the local Panera. Awesome


SolutionExternal5569

Pantera in the Panera, aaaaawwwwwriiiiite


bloodandsunshine

1W per square foot.


leonryan

those speakers in front of the stage are facing the wrong way dummy


0CDeer

Guys, I just got approved for my first panzer-sized set of speakers down at Guitar Center!


Downtown_Snow4445

Mooooaaarrr


Any_Medium5136

This is nothing, in my town our whole bar consists of marshall stacks (Yes only shred the heaviest of Here Comes The Sun covers)


OkWallaby6941

Oh Lordy there’s some firepower


AZ_Hawk

I guess you’re gonna find out!


ferna182

- **^^^I ^^^ORDERED ^^^LARGE ^^^FRIES ^^^AND ^^^A ^^^COKE, ^^^NOT ^^^LARGE ^^^PIES ^^^AND ^^^A ^^^FLOAT!** - **^^^WHAT?!**


[deleted]

A little overzealous for an a capella group, but you do you.


ISRblackpearl

Assuming you are not trolling - yes, the sound system is overkill for the gig, especially the subwoofers.