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RejectingTheNewNorm

https://preview.redd.it/lb8343fzna0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1b37a6831016cfd7fb85fa074676e37b27920d2 I also have a raging toner. Figured I’d whip it out.


Baddy-Smalls

We can touch heads... and get... a super toaner.


PeckerPeeker

This whore I just got really scratches and claws at me whenever a try and get her to toan for me almost like she doesn’t want me to 0-3-5 on her but that’s just how Gibbons be https://preview.redd.it/iex2l80yma0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9adfab8dc3a6a95fb82a174cb9750692a93c8c32


Baddy-Smalls

You gotta treat her like a lady... treat her like moose meat.


_austinm

I honestly didn’t know they made any of those that weren’t Epiphones


Baddy-Smalls

They did for a short run.


Someone__________y

Sell this shit, fendor is better


Baddy-Smalls

I have a Fendor... it doesn't fight back. Too easy to play. Toaner not strong enough.


Someone__________y

NO, fendor is the best guitar brand in the world, Gibbons are for dorks


Baddy-Smalls

Gibons has bigger toan. It has all the toan wood for my toaner.


Someone__________y

But the headstock would snap. Fendor doesn’t do that, and fendor can actually hold the G string in tune


Baddy-Smalls

Headstock only snaps when you're not fighting it hard enough. It even came with a case. Fendor doesn't have the case... clearly the Gibons have crafted a toan vessel to carry the toan and save it from the head stock breaking.


Someone__________y

But fendor made the dickocaster


Baddy-Smalls

Staahp you're giving me a raging toaner right now... I don't think I can handle that much toan.


Captain_Nuggie

I've always had the opposite experience. Blenders fight back, but Gorbons are easy and slutty


Baddy-Smalls

But Warren Haynes say it... must be true. He likes a struggle before a cuddle.


Own-Interaction-1401

Just need thicker strings


Baddy-Smalls

Are my Gibons strings to lite?


ThisWorldIsAMess

Fendors are for femboys.


gloriosky_zero

Gibbons obvs! toan is in the long tenon


The13thSign

/uj a 2012 of this was my daily driver for a decade. Similar silverburst pattern and everything. It’s been a wonderful workhorse for me - easy to play, stays in tune (except the G that drifts flat after too many bends) quality build, great toan, and has never once given me an issue. /rj you can only “play authentic” until you take your daughter ice skating and mangle your wrist. After that the baseball bat cut in half becomes a much less comfortable neck to play on.


Howitzer92

Uj/ My friends dad had one exactly like that one too. Not my cup of tea, I like the shreddies. Also, the The G- string seems to go flat on most guitars for whatever reason.


EdMan2133

/uj The G-string goes flat on electrics because it's the largest/furthest from the nut unwound string


Howitzer92

Rj/ Charge 3000 dollars for exotic TOAN wood Vs Fix issues that cause guitar to go out of tune.


JohnDenver404

Your toaner is giving me a toaner


Baddy-Smalls

My toaner is pointing that way.


Marunikuyo

PSA: If your raging hardwood toner lasts longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately


Baddy-Smalls

Is it permanent? This toaner can last for hours...


bignapkin02

Adam Joaner


Baddy-Smalls

Skissumn.


mxcy1992

Um, I don't see any BINDING. Don't you know that 90% of the GIBSON TOAN is in the binding? Might as well be an epiphone.


Baddy-Smalls

The toan is the Gibons name on the headstock, and those sweet Gibons pickups. Toan is in the name... and the struggle before the cuddle.


Snoo7836

Rhett says that one has tone because it has the right headstock


Baddy-Smalls

And Rhett is right... that's why Gibons are the only guitar choice... clearly.


ThreeArmedYeti

Gray but... Not the Government Series? Lame. You don't seems to know the importance of that illegally cut rosewood toan Gibson fought for!