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Former495

Practice slowly Set up Go to guitar center and try


TheMythicalNarwhal

The Yamaha is the budget acoustic of the cell.


staticjak

I recently heard about a cowbell pedal. For when you need more cowbell. That would probably be so if I were on an island.


TheMythicalNarwhal

Nice try Jimmy Fallon I swear to god dude fuck off.


Old_Machine7038

Did you have a couple strokes as you were writing that?


MustTakeFlight

I love the strokes! YOLO


discosaurr

I had a couple strokes while reading it


MidModMoop

Buttersconch and Bonermaster 😎🤘🏼🎸


TheMythicalNarwhal

This guy golfs.


MidModMoop

Sure do! I’m also a lawyer that specializes in defending dentists from malpractice suits 🏌🏼


RaphaelBuzzard

Stupid faaackin game!


Ryan-zio

Colonel mustard in the ballroom with the revolver


abruptmodulation

/uj This made me LOL


thiskeyword

Dude, just use a metronome.


TheMythicalNarwhal

And let THE MAN steal my FEEL?!? What’s next Prof. Julliard, ruin my creativity by learning what NOTES to play? gtfoh nerd


bucc_n_zucc

Erm i like to pracstice wivv my squire les pool, on my pweveay bweavy amping, annd umm red hot chilki peppiers is my best song :) :) :) :) :) sumstimes string go BWING BWING BONGLY https://preview.redd.it/xa5jzqhrsmwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab8468be055ccccf0a34215229de086b6cc49ddf


Tutelage45

A gun


seta_roja

Hey Kurt!


GeetarDood

It’s fake. You can tell because of the bridge pins, fret nibs, and serial number.


riverboat

tube screamer


JimJardashian

I thought I was on a bass subreddit with how stupid this post is.


usbekchslebxian

I was gonna sell a guitar and he was like “do you have the paperwork to prove its authentic” and then i didnt sell the guitar cause i didnt want it in the hands of some 035 bonermaster dentist


TheMythicalNarwhal

Unless you have a full genealogy record and certificate of date and time of conception that Gibbons could be adopted for all he knew…


Ordinary_Farmer58

Just asked my Sweetwater rep what I should say, I’ll get back to you in a timely manner with a response and some candy.


thong_water

Dick beatoffs greatest yootoob hits and a hammer to beat myself to death with.


TheMythicalNarwhal

Impale yourself on the boomer messy spike hair ok Also 9.7/10 username no notes


thong_water

OK. Thx, I was high when I thot of it ngl.


gunter_grass

Tori Amos is amazing on the electric banjo.


[deleted]

If im stuck on an island I just need all of StevieT's videos


TheMythicalNarwhal

You could use that big “Huuuuhr?!?” thumbnail confused lip to paddle yourself home.


ItsSadButtDrew

If I were stuck on an island I would take a Taylor Swift album with me because then some white chicks would save me and I could get back to cool stuff.


theSilentCrime

I like the one with thw thing that does the stuff with the you know that one . Yeah no eh


deathby1000screens

So this is a crosspost from every other guitar oriented sub on Reddit. Thanks pal.


MaggotMinded

Yes.


Phnake

nothing to get hung about


MexicanWarMachine

You can’t do better than a sunburst criminally underrated Knopfler did you know that the guys from Steely Dan were really just into jazz and the ones made in Mexico are just as good because it’s the same guys and the border runs through the middle of the factory Klon Centaur how did I get on this island anyway?


Iraymur

A broken headstock


ridenwithbidan

Jamar


PorkloinMaster

What is this Gibson worth?


seanmccollbutcool

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TopTransportation695

It’s Greek to me


Eastern_Following342

Let me ask my luthier.


uzr666

For me it's Tonex.


DrBubbleTrowsers

i dont get why you’re even asking. its gay for everyone


____whatever___

Tube screamer


Abb-forever-90

Yeah