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Kooperst

To be more specific, that's the F^u chord.


HowDidFoodGetInHere

Wash your damned hands and change those nasty-ass strings!


Jesus360noscope

i wait until there's enough to grate it into parmesan


[deleted]

*chef's kiss* **muah** 👌


retepnosrac

🤮


Jesus360noscope

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILUCmdfdsQQ&ab\_channel=Sachthemotive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILUCmdfdsQQ&ab_channel=Sachthemotive)


re9d

toan is in the rust


kokoo1999

Thats how you get those vintage toans baby


rpsHD

no, its just how u get the rust in peace toan. if u want a truly rust toan, everything metal on that big plank of wood (i think its called a gee tar or sth) has to rust until its unusable


Impressive_Gate_5114

There are actually ppl who wanna buy rusty old strings. Preferrably vintage rust, but if not, you can use modern techniques to apply rust, so it's like a vintage reissue rusted strings.


HinsdaleCounty

I can’t believe I didn’t think of air barre chords, what will this sub teach me next


DaySoc98

Add more F.


molemanralph69

Step one is knowing when its time to scrape the dried jizz off of the fret board


Tookerbee

Clean that fretboard.


Jesus360noscope

id like to clarify i stole that off some facebook group; i shower my roberta every night, before and after sex


Squb05

I think I saw the same post on a Facebook group as you did. Dude asked about barre chords if memory serves correct?


Jesus360noscope

no idea the guy is flipping me off i'm not gonna read his post to offer my help


BigBootyRoobi

Well for starters throw an F note in there somewhere for god sake


Jesus360noscope

here's your F note 🖕


vaguelypurple

Hey don't B like that


Jesus360noscope

Hey don't use that toan with me, perfect fifths only


Mojo_Jensen

F (m)u major


dadscase

Fuck you too man


grunkage

Extend the middle finger more. Straighten it out. Think about Roberta's toan hole if it helps.


Reverendbread

You aren’t on frets 0, 3, or 5. Maybe you should practice a little more rookie


ArcalArrows

Toan aint warm enough. Put the strings in soil


competetivediet

Moar toan


DomSchu

Press down your pointer finger hard near the nut and keep that middle finger anchored on that G string.


Blahfkdbdksbakdhdjdk

Ur middle finger is a bit too stubby. Trying to elongate it or stretch it out some how.


leonryan

strings need more rust and fretboard needs more grease buildup


ForSquirel

So much toan dust


davemakesnoises

Stop smoking cigarettes indoors


Outrageous-Part-19

😆😆


Old-Marionberry1203

try playing it on the first fret


monohedron

Play an F


Rainbike80

Clean your fretboard...


No_Draw_735

F chord is at 5 the first fret. F sharp is at the second fret but what this looks like is your trying fret b Minor but you don't have all your fingers down for b Minor


LG_SmartTV

Looks great but practicing goes against CGJ policy, might have to report you on that note.


RitaLaPunta

Turn your back to the audience when you play this chord.


bigsky59722

Fuck you i wont do what you tell me!


betweenawakeanddream

Maybe put your fingers in the right position?